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Hog Planet

113 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 22 ratings

The outbreak of Hog culture beginning in 1776 in the United States has spread worldwide, threatening humanity’s very existence. The self-satiated and self-aggrandizing consumption endemic to American culture, writ large upon the planet, is about to reach critical overload. As it collapses, whatever comes next will be documented, catalogued and broadcasted by our team of diligent Hog Planeteers.

Hosted and Produced by Dan Spaventa (@spaventacular) and Sam Louis (@Wagstank)

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Hog Panic

June 22, 2022 16:20 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

Dan and Sam talk about the grim Bored Ape concerts, January 6th hearings and Mike Pence's brush with the hog mob, the ongoing GOP freakout over their children refusing to become homophobic and transphobic bigots, Hollywood's useless pledge to reexamine firearms use in the wake of Uvalde, and the hogs who can’t afford all the junk food they want to eat because of Joe Biden and his inflation. As usual, we ramble, it gets dark at times, and we have almost no idea of what we are talking about, b...

Law and Order: Havana Syndrome (ft. Barto and Jack Phinney)

May 27, 2022 04:08 - 2 hours - 127 MB

To make up for yet another extended hiatus, Dan and Sam slapped together a real barnbuster of an episode for the hogs. Return guest Barto (@ElBartoArmy) joined us for a wide-ranging discussion of ongoing hog happenings. We began on a more somber note, with a brief tribute to the king Gilbert Gottfried and desperate musings about our diseased, violent society in the wake of the unthinkable shooting in Uvalde, Texas. Luckily, we were able to lighten it up with Dan’s unwittingly encountering a ...

The Lord of the Rings: The Hogs of Power

February 21, 2022 02:54 - 1 hour - 77.4 MB

On this one the hogs caught up with recent Epstein-adjacent developments, the Queen’s rather nasty bout of COVID, and Trump’s new TRUTH social media platform featuring Kodak Black. We spent the rest of the episode watching the clips, including the Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, a literal waste of a billion dollars spent on dated video game cut-scene level CGI and characters absolutely nobody cares about. We also bore witness to the advent of the upcoming planned communities for Disne...

I Left My Hog in San Francisco

February 07, 2022 17:37 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

Like the bat signal on the blackened skies of Gotham, feral hogs have descended upon the San Francisco Bay Area to herald the return of Hog Planet. On our triumphant return, we poured one out for the fallen hog lawyer Michael Avenatti, whose string of heinous crimes, including extorting Stormy Daniels and the Nike Corporation, among others, could land him in jail for decades. Next, Dan and Sam rampaged through the discursive streets of the Joe Rogan vaccine and n-word controversies. Our host...

Kind of Breu

November 12, 2021 03:08 - 1 hour - 58.3 MB

Your beloved hogs return to cover a story that seems like we made it up: Alec Baldwin’s tragic misfire on the set of Rust, the senseless death of rising talent Halyna Hutchins, and the toxic work environment that let it happen. Who is to blame? Baldwin? Assistant Director Dave Halls? Or 24-year-old set armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed? We turn to the least reliable sources to see what they think, like costume-designer-turned-scab-apologist Terese Magpale Davis, Gutierrez-Reed’s deeply soulless ...

Seditious Hog-spiracy

September 19, 2021 21:57 - 1 hour - 58 MB

And now, we deliver unto you a long overdue look into the infamous January 6 riot at the Capitol, a watershed moment for hog culture. We reflected on that day when the Trump chuds were so sure that the Democrats were seizing control of the US government that they decided to just go ahead and try to do it themselves. We also checked up on some of the people who have been arrested and even sentenced for their roles in this exceedingly dumb release of misplaced aggression. We wrapped it up with...

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like 9/11

September 13, 2021 07:04 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

The hogs commemorated the 20th anniversary of 9/11 by actually entering the same room and doing the only thing they know how to do: podcasting. We took a trip down memory lane to unload every thought we have on “the day the world stopped turning.” We also watch some choice clips from this year’s 9/11, including Trump hosting a pay-per-view boxing match and Rudy Giuliani being drunk. If you listen closely, you can hear Sam's dog barking at George W. Bush. That’s what 9/11’s all about, Charlie...

The Twilight of the Cuomosexuals (ft. Josh K)

August 06, 2021 23:55 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

Josh K joins Dan to talk about his work with the NYC DSA EcoSocialist working group and about their new campaign. The two hogs get into the respective falls of liberal giants Andrew Cuomo and Bill Gates, god trying to punish Stephen Crowder, and deranged conservative advertising. You won't want to miss the San Diego police video about the definitely totally real dangers of fentanyl touching the skin, complete with shocking body cam video.  Green New Deal for Public Schools Launch Call with ...

No Hog Is An Island (ft. Kevin Jun Ha and JR Murray)

July 30, 2021 15:59 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

Folks, the hogs are getting theoretical today. We had legit Marxists Kevin Jun Ha and JR Murray on to talk about how individualism as an ideology is fucking everything up these days and making it feel impossible to deal with the ongoing pandemic, climate change, and the growing threat of space billionaires. This sprawling overview touches on everything from Bezos to Frederick Jackson Turner and, mercifully, we only quoted Marx twice. Smash that play button if you’re trying to learn how to ca...

The Hog Days of Summer

July 27, 2021 15:42 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

It’s a sweaty summer episode with the hogs as we talk boats, fireworks, summer camp, ice cream, and tragic masturbation. Dan and Sam apologize to at least 2 or 3 entire countries in this one. For Full Video search for the Hog Planet channel on YouTube Follow @spaventacular @wagstank on twitter and @dspaventa on Instagram for Dan's paintings. Music by Bags (http://soundcloud.com/josephsbags). Subscribe to hogplanet.substack.com. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/...

Marxist Ideology and Racist Ideas

July 16, 2021 05:51 - 1 hour - 65 MB

Dan and Sam hopped on the mics in the middle of the night to pod about pressing cultural issues such as the newly proposed Washington Football Team names, failed NYC mayoral candidate Dianne Morales' delirious tweets, Jair Bolsanaro's hiccups hospitalization, and Spike Lee's woke bitcoin ad. We also look back at one year since the George Floyd protests and the ongoing hysteria about critical race theory that has bled over into the high school we went to. We showed off some of Dan's artwork a...

New Jack Ma City (ft. Andrew DiMola)

July 08, 2021 03:49 - 1 hour - 45.4 MB

The hogs are back yet again, with guest hog Andrew (@Zhadn_) in tow. Dan has the latest from New York's majorly stupid mayoral race. We are pleased to announce that Andrew Yang lost but saddened to say that Eric Adams is probably going to win. Just as Mr. Adams lives in Fort Lee, New Jersey, not New York, New York, Dan undeservedly received a jury duty notice for his home state of New Jersey, despite living in New York. Truly, the system has failed.  Watch out for the transition where we sta...

Alien Hog Farm

June 29, 2021 04:44 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Welcome back hog Stans - New York remains mayorless; Vin Diesel’s real name stinks; and Sam has basically zero opinion on Regis Philbin. Seinfeld is off streaming, but luckily, it’s burned into our minds indelibly (and available on DVD). Dan is yet again begging for 420 Twitter followers. He’s also recounting some stories, including: spotting a Beto 2020 holdout, shouting at a moving truck driver, and discussing Israel-Palestine with an elemental denizen of Coney Island. The Army is now admit...

Video Killed the Radio Hog

June 23, 2021 04:40 - 1 hour - 95.6 MB

Dan and Sam resurrect the pod to spew further hog nonsense about why we stopped liking the show as it was and why it's funnier and on VIDEO now. We yammered about the risible mayoral candidates trying to make New York City even worse, protests for public toilets, Biden's dreadfully unfunny presidency and considerable dog body count, the physical and spiritual incongruity between Scooby Doo and Courage the Cowardly Dog, and much more. Sam busted out at least 5 different virtual backgrounds fea...

No Wake Zone

September 25, 2020 15:02 - 1 hour - 113 MB

Dan and Sam reconvene to cover some hog news updates, including the disastrous Trumptilla on Lake Travis, the funniest revelation from Michael Cohen’s new tell-all, and the recently unsealed indictment of fan favorite Steve Bannon. We also try to pin down why Facebook seems so dire these days and how it changed from its unserious origins to its current chaotic state. We think you’ll like this one. It’s the perfect soundtrack to clinging for life as your 8-foot dinghy named Second Mortgage ge...

Nights at the Quarancinema 6: Into The Wild Hogs (ft. Luke Van Brandenburg)

September 13, 2020 22:40 - 1 hour - 92.4 MB

Take a break from frantically posting about death by fire, plague, and flood to remember the bygone era of 2007, a pre-irony time when four prehistoric beasts starred in a Disney-sponsored comedy about being middle-aged. We are finally addressing the made-for-Hog Planet movie Wild Hogs (2007), a motorcycle flick about fearful, porcine men struggling to reclaim their masculinity. Joining us is Luke Van Brandenburg of the @boosegumps podcast, which you can find on YouTube and Spotify. We motor ...

Into The Wild Hogs (ft. Luke Van Brandenburg)

September 13, 2020 22:40 - 1 hour - 92.4 MB

Take a break from frantically posting about death by fire, plague, and flood to remember the bygone era of 2007, a pre-irony time when four prehistoric beasts starred in a Disney-sponsored comedy about being middle-aged. We are finally addressing the made-for-Hog Planet movie Wild Hogs (2007), a motorcycle flick about fearful, porcine men struggling to reclaim their masculinity. Joining us is Luke Van Brandenburg of the @boosegumps podcast, which you can find on YouTube and Spotify. We motor...

PATREON EPISODE PREVIEW: RNC, DNC, & Brain Poisoning

August 27, 2020 23:36 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MB

Subscribe at Patreon.com/hogplanet to hear the full episode and a bunch more bonus audio. We talk about both parties' conventions and how the right, center, and left can get brain poisoned in our current moment. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hog-planet/message

Nights at the Quarancinema 5: Die Hard Tryhards (ft. Matt Greenberg)

August 24, 2020 11:52 - 1 hour - 125 MB

This week, we discussed the original Die Hard (1988), a true classic of the action genre, and how it subtly handles topics such as police bureaucracy, corporate greed, and the US-Japan trade relationship. Joining us for this one is a true Die Hard expert, returning champion Matt Greenberg of the Copilots podcast (@WeAreCoPilots). We try to answer the tough questions, like “is this copaganda?” “Is John McClane a cowboy or a samurai?” “Is there a difference?” Matt also helps us understand wher...

Covid-19 Jump Street (ft. Zelcer)

August 10, 2020 20:40 - 51 minutes - 70.6 MB

One of our real-life heroes, our deeply powerful high school English teacher Mr. Zelcer, joins us to discuss being an educator in the Covid times and the daunting task of preparing today’s youth for the future. In the post-game segment over on the Hog Planet Patreon, we discuss the continued devaluation of a liberal arts education and what it may portend for the future of imagination and our very souls. We also briefly sing George Saunders’ praises. Be sure to check out all of Mr. Zelcer’s e...

Tin Foil Hogs: Epstein on Netflix/Ghislaine in Jail (ft. Barto @elbartoarmy)

August 02, 2020 13:13 - 1 hour - 121 MB

This week the hogs have Barto (@elbartoarmy) on to discuss Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, Netflix’s account of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s international criminal enterprise. The documentary benefits from in-depth interviews with survivors including Sarah Ransome, Virginia Giuffre, and Maria Farmer, as well as an illuminating, albeit brief look at the latter’s artistic depiction of her ordeal. But it suffers from some glaring omissions and collaboration with author and Clinton asso...

Jon Stewart: The Most Rusted Man in America (ft. Luke Savage)

July 24, 2020 12:07 - 1 hour - 93 MB

Since former Daily Show host Jon Stewart was recently on a press tour promoting Irresistible, his mid-2000s time capsule of a feature film, it’s the perfect time to evaluate his cultural impact. To help us flesh this out, we chatted with Luke Savage (@lukewsavage), a true gentleman and scholar of mid-2000s liberal media. We discussed Stewart’s strengths and weaknesses, why he seems utterly despondent in the Trump years, and how empty his political ideology is, to the extent that it even exis...

Drag Me to Cornell (ft. Gaby Kubi)

July 18, 2020 13:50 - 1 hour - 111 MB

This week we had Gaby Kubi (@gabynotchatty on Twitter, @sugarkubi on Instagram) on to discuss her organizing with #DoBetterCornell (@dobettercornell and dobettercornell.com). We talked about the movement, its goals and the administration’s reaction. We also poked holes in some of the common myths in the discourse and concern trolling about campus activism, its methods and its perceived impermanence. For the Patreon subscribers, the post-game covers Gaby’s research on education and critical c...

PATREON EPISODE PREVIEW: Uncut Gems Commentary Track (ft. Jack Phinney)

July 13, 2020 12:15 - 22 minutes - 30.5 MB

Subscribe at the 5$ level or above on Patreon at patreon.com/hogplanet to hear this full episode . One of the top Hog Planet legal minds Jackson Phinney joins Dan for a viewing of Uncut Gems. Check out Jack's music here: https://johndonne.bandcamp.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hog-planet/message

Hogs in The Valley: Anti-Racism in Bergen County (ft. Sarah Evelyn of @valley.for.change)

July 10, 2020 17:23 - 50 minutes - 69 MB

Dan and Sam get really local on this one and explore a controversy that recently rocked the Board of Education with jurisdiction over where we went to high school. We talked with Sarah Evelyn of Valley for Change, a newly formed anti-racist organization in the Northern Valley region of Bergen County, New Jersey. She gave us a crucial background on the organization’s successful push to advocate for the removal of Dan Eller, a former member of the Board of Education, after photos surfaced of h...

The Best of Rachey 1

July 09, 2020 22:21 - 1 hour - 84.6 MB

Here's a re-release of audience favorite Rachey's first ever appearance (from Episode 13) and the saga many now call a modern classic, the succulent story (from Episode 30).  Subscribe on patreon.com/hogplanet to support the show and get bonus content including extra episodes, extended cuts of guest interviews, and original artwork.  All music composed and created by the incomparable Joseph S. Bags (https://soundcloud.com/josephsbags) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spot...

The Hog Mindset (ft. Ray Gedd)

July 06, 2020 03:53 - 1 hour - 109 MB

Dan and Sam sat down with Ray Gedd, our associate out of Delaware, to discuss working at a chicken plant during COVID-19, uprisings in the First State, and the fine work done by organizations like Food Not Bombs’ Wilmington chapter. Of course, we also discuss the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell and the Epstein School of Interior Design for a bit too. Subscribe on patreon.com/hogplanet to support the show and get bonus content including extra episodes, extended cuts of guest interviews, and orig...

TERF Fry with Pork (ft. Samantha Riedel)

July 03, 2020 21:42 - 1 hour - 111 MB

This week, the illustrious Samantha Riedel (@samusmcqueen and @transamus on Twitter) joins us to discuss her writing in them.us, Daily xtra, and The Establishment, as  well as why it makes Trans-Exclusionary “Radical” Feminists (TERFs) so mad. She also gave us her first-hand account of ACAB Spring uprisings in western Massachusetts. Subscribe on patreon.com/hogplanet to get access to the post-game where we discuss Samantha’s experiences as a creator on the fascinating adult platform OnlyFans....

Our Man In Kentucky (ft. Brenden Stipes)

July 01, 2020 17:31 - 34 minutes - 48 MB

The hogs are joined by our man in Kentucky Brenden Stipes to discuss the state’s rampant poverty, attitudes towards police, recent protests, reaction to Breonna Taylor’s murder, urban and suburban segregation, Confederate pride, and the 2nd Amendment. McDonalds changed its twitter name to “Amplify Black Voices”…ok Follow Brenden @brendenstipes on Instagram and check out the protest art he plugged by The Snoeman @thesnoeman on Instagram. Subscribe to our brand-new patreon on any level by c...

Dumb Guys Talking About Politics (ft. Bryan Quinby @murderbryan)

June 28, 2020 20:56 - 1 hour - 137 MB

The hogs were thrilled to interview one of our podcast heroes, Bryan Quinby (@murderbryan) of Street Fight Radio. We talked about shock jocks, independent left media, and hog culture in the suburbs. Bryan also gave us his first hand account of the uprisings in Columbus, Ohio, movements to rename the city and hold its leadership accountable, and what he’s working on for Street Fight, the PODkast, and Means TV. This is an abridged version of the full episode - to get the post-game where Dan a...

Keeping Up With the Cancellations & Cop Stories (ft. Ian Miller)

June 26, 2020 02:05 - 2 hours - 170 MB

On this episode we recap the myriad celebrities who have been cancelled since the beginning of the ACAB Spring in June. Joining us is Ian Miller (@pasotizing on Instagram) to weigh in on cancel culture, tell us about Black Lives Matter protesting in the New York suburbs, and swap stories about run-ins with the police. We also covered Trump’s COVID-19 sharing party in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Hog Planet is in a new phase. In addition to expanding into Instagram (@hogplanetpodcast) where we do weekly...

RE-RELEASE: SVU Hogs (Incels/Antifa/Hate Crimes)

June 25, 2020 00:22 - 20 minutes - 27.6 MB

Dan pulled some of our favorite Law and Order segments from the archives. follow our new Instagram page @hogplanetpodcast Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hog-planet/message --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hog-planet/message

The Best of Storytime 2: (Subway Altercation/Medieval Times Punishment/Trippy Sticks/Live From NY)

June 23, 2020 23:08 - 26 minutes - 36.8 MB

Here's the second of our reissues of our favorite story segments from the archives. 1) Subway Altercation (Episode 12) 2) Medieval Times Punishment (Episode 8) 3) Trippy Sticks (Episode 15) 4) Live From NY (episode 18) follow our new Instagram page @hogplanetpodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hog-planet/message

Episode 74- Nights at the Quarancinema 4: Okja & Pig Semen As Property (ft. Kevin Ha & JR Murray)

June 22, 2020 11:17 - 2 hours - 122 MB

In the newest installment of the Nights at the Quarancinema series, we covered what may be one of the most Hog Planet movies of all time: Bong Joon-Ho’s Okja. This is more than just a simple excuse for Sam to spew his usual vegetarian nonsense. Joining us are Kevin (@kevinjunha) and JR (@carl-marks), real-life Marxists who help us unpack the way that the movie strips away the layers obscuring the social relations endemic to the meatpacking industry. We also dove deep into the way that the mov...

The Best of Storytime 1: (Rubber Raft Odyssey/Reviewing Comet Ping Pong/DEA Museum Visit)

June 21, 2020 14:41 - 28 minutes - 38.7 MB

Happy Fathers Day Here's the first of our reissues of our favorite story segments from the archives. 1) The Rubber Raft Odyssey (episode 25) 2) Sam eats at Comet Ping Pong (episode 9) 3) Journey To The DEA Mueseum (episode 37) follow our new Instagram page @hogplanetpodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hog-planet/message

Episode 73- Saving The Best For Douglas: A Hannah Gadsby Comedy Commentary (Sam Solo)

June 19, 2020 03:03 - 1 hour - 149 MB

As promised, here is Sam's solo commentary of Hannah Gadsby's newest Netflix comedy special Douglas. We proudly support the following organizations doing crucial work to advance the cause of equity for the LGBTQ community and other marginalized people, and we want to shout them out and encourage donations here: www.thetrevorproject.org/ www.paypal.me/TransReliefFund www.nctsn.org/ www.rainn.org/ www.nacvcb.org/ www.safehorizon.org/ - for New York City transequality.org/covid19/mutual-...

RE-RELEASE: Gadsby x Soloway Revisited (ft. Rachey)

June 19, 2020 01:49 - 34 minutes - 48 MB

In anticipation of Sam’s upcoming blockbuster commentary track for Hannah Gadsby’s newest special Douglas, we are re-releasing segments we did in Episodes 30 and 39. In these back episodes, we respectively discussed Nanette with Rachey and Gadsby’s romantic partner Jill Soloway’s book She Wants It: Desire, Power, and Toppling the Patriarchy. It is crucial to note that our critiques of Gadsby’s special Nanette are not intended to minimize the trauma Gadsby recounts within it, nor are they inte...

Episode 72- Nights At The Quarancinema 3: The LoveHogs (ft. Rachey)

June 14, 2020 20:41 - 1 hour - 119 MB

Denizens of Hog Planet, we have a brand spanking new entry for our Quarancinema series: Rachey joins Sam to discuss the millennial rom-com Lovebirds, starring Issa Rae and Kumail Nanjiani. Despite the fact that this content is directly marketed to us, we did not enjoy it. We recorded this episode prior to the ACAB Spring and ongoing demonstrations, so hopefully this isn’t too disappointing and you can enjoy a nice respite from wall-to-wall uprising coverage. --- Send in a voice message: h...

Nights At The Quarancinema 3: The LoveHogs (ft. Rachey)

June 14, 2020 20:41 - 1 hour - 119 MB

Denizens of Hog Planet, we have a brand spanking new entry for our Quarancinema series: Rachey joins Sam to discuss the millennial rom-com Lovebirds, starring Issa Rae and Kumail Nanjiani. Despite the fact that this content is directly marketed to us, we did not enjoy it. We recorded this episode prior to the ACAB Spring and ongoing demonstrations, so hopefully this isn’t too disappointing and you can enjoy a nice respite from wall-to-wall uprising coverage.

RE-RELEASE: Disarm, Defund, & Abolish the Police - March 20, 2018

June 07, 2020 00:48 - 28 minutes - 39.3 MB

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Episode 71- Is That Bacon I Smell? Part 2: The Nation's Ca-Pig-Tal (Sam Solo)

May 31, 2020 07:33 - 1 hour - 85.4 MB

Sam's solo episode reporting on protests in Washington DC and how this moment feels different. DONATE https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/ http://brooklynbailfund.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/freeblackmamas2020 https://www.paypal.me/columbusfreedomfund https://secure.everyaction.com/4omQDAR0oUiUagTu0EG-Ig2 https://www.northstarhealthcollective.org/donate https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/louisville-community-bail-fund/ https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/support-justicefo...

Episode 70- Is That Bacon I Smell? Part 1: The Pigs Are Loose In Brooklyn (Dan Solo)

May 30, 2020 09:41 - 1 hour - 74.4 MB

DONATE: https://brooklynbailfund.org/ Dan only because Sam had gone to bed already 4am unedited monologue, live to tape I talk about what I saw at the Barclays center protest and the events of the past few days in our failed empire --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hog-planet/message

Episode 69: Nights At The Quarancinema 2: Children of Hog Men (ft. Andrew Dimola)

May 14, 2020 03:26 - 1 hour - 154 MB

This week we have egg cinematography expert Andrew Dimola (@zhadn_AD) on to discuss Alfonso Cuaron’s legendary near-future dystopia Children of Men (2006). On the day that Sen. Bernie Sanders suspended his presidential campaign, we fittingly discussed the movie’s main themes: a world without hope, the courage faith demands, and immigration. Our rewatch of Children of Men during the nearly-worldwide quarantine 7 years prior to the events of the film left us with plenty to talk about. This epis...

Episode 69- Nights At The Quarancinema 2: Children of Hog Men (ft. Andrew Dimola)

May 14, 2020 03:26 - 1 hour - 154 MB

This week we have egg cinematography expert Andrew Dimola (@zhadn_AD) on to discuss Alfonso Cuaron’s legendary near-future dystopia Children of Men (2006). On the day that Sen. Bernie Sanders suspended his presidential campaign, we fittingly discussed the movie’s main themes: a world without hope, the courage faith demands, and immigration. Our rewatch of Children of Men during the nearly-worldwide quarantine 7 years prior to the events of the film left us with plenty to talk about. This epis...

Episode 69- Nights At The Quarancinema 2: Children of Hog Men (ft. Andrew DiMola)

May 14, 2020 03:26 - 1 hour - 154 MB

This week we have egg cinematography expert Andrew DiMola (@zhadn_) on to discuss Alfonso Cuaron’s legendary near-future dystopia Children of Men (2006). On the day that Sen. Bernie Sanders suspended his presidential campaign, we fittingly discussed the movie’s main themes: a world without hope, the courage faith demands, and immigration. Our rewatch of Children of Men during the nearly-worldwide quarantine 7 years prior to the events of the film left us with plenty to talk about. This episo...

Episode 68- Nights At The Quarancinema 1: Gay 24's Midsommar & The Lighthouse (ft. Darian Lusk)

April 19, 2020 18:55 - 1 hour - 131 MB

For a supplement to the episode check this out: https://medium.com/@sam_louis/fc4124f15dac We’re becoming “film Twitter” guys from now through at least the next 3ish episodes. Here to ease us into the world of cinema criticism is the unparalleled Darian Lusk (@eatpraylusk). We take you back to the yesteryear of 2019 and the world of A24 films with two of its top horror flicks, Ari Aster’s Midsommar and Robert Eggers’ The Lighthouse. We’re unpacking the gay and queer elements in these films, ...

Episode 67- Shallow Gal: Gwyneth and the Goop Lab (ft. Rachey)

April 01, 2020 00:25 - 59 minutes - 81.6 MB

Rachey joins us to dive into the weird world of the Goop Lab, Netflix’s new show about Gwyneth Paltrow’s snake oil female empowerment lifestyle brand. In what amounts to a collection of scenes resembling pandering QVC sales pitches, awkward HR seminars, and devoted anti-vaxxer retreats, the show forces upon us a flagrant dose of native advertising for bizarre scammers such as psychic medium Laura Lynne Jackson and orgasm coach Betty Dodson. If you discuss auras or energies in the workplace, t...

Episode 66- Hillary Hogs The Hulu (Dan Solo Quarantine Commentary Track)

March 23, 2020 08:00 - 4 hours - 361 MB

Dan does the unthinkable and records a live to tape commentary track of the entire 4+ hour Hilary Clinton documentary series on Hulu from start to finish. Listen with or without the documentary on in the background, but if you want to follow along here is where each commentary starts: Episode 1 - 4:26 / Episode 2 - 1:10:01 / Episode 3 - 2:15:10 / Episode 4 - 3:18:19 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hog-planet/message

Episode 65- Covid: Pigs in the City

March 22, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 113 MB

For a supplement to our discussion this episode, check out this piece: https://medium.com/@sam_louis/covid-19-should-be-the-end-of-the-end-of-history-c4fb748ab3d9 Greetings from the lonely world of the socially distance! On this episode, we have a special guest applying her healthcare expertise to help us understand COVID-19, what you should be doing, how the US healthcare system is woefully unprepared for what’s to come, and how you can support healthcare workers at this time. Live from th...

Episode 64- Why Why Why Why Why Why Joe Biden?

March 11, 2020 20:26 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

As we near the end of the Democratic Primary, it has become a two-man race (will all due respect to Rep. Tulsi Gabbard). As these two old heads duke it out, it’s evident that former Vice President Joe Biden is not up to the task and would get completely laid out in a head-to-head with President Donald J. Trump. We go through Biden’s faults in policy, personal conduct, and precipitous mental decline, with as many facts as clips showing that his grasp on the art of communication is slipping at ...

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