Good Night
868 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 47 ratingsSometimes it's hard to get to sleep.You just can't seem to say goodnight to yourself. Booze helps sometimes...or pills. But that's a big step down a bad street. "Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, helps you chuck the day's problems, gives you a verbal back rub, and tucks you in for a safe, sound, sleep. Dick Summer's voice puts a strong and friendly arm around your shoulder. You hear him on television commercials all day. But when it's getting late, and you want to "take the day and shove it," but you can't seem to say good night to yourself... Dick's Podcast is a quiet place to rest your head...a safe place to hide a hurting heart...a gentle place to fall. It's a comfortable way to tell yourself, "Good Night."
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Happy 2021
December 27, 2020 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.5 KB2021 HAS to be better than the year it's replacing. This podcast episode ends with a chance to hear someone's voice that's missing from this year's Old Lang Syne...one more time. Happy New Year.
First Noel Podcast
December 13, 2020 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15.4 KBI get requests for this Christmas podcast all year long. It features a performance of "The First Noel" by my son, Dave...who is both a computer programmer and a musician...and he puts this podcast here every week. Give a listen and don't forget to send your favorite Christmas stories to [email protected] Then look for them on Facebook.
The Hark Lark
December 06, 2020 10:00 - 19 minutes - 34.8 KBThis podcast say's we're collecting Christmas stories again this year. So please send yours to [email protected]. The podcast includes a story from Podcast Person Jim Doran about why we always put an angel at the top of a Christmas tree that is so tasteless I'm sure you'll love it. We're also doing "Pick A Person" again this year. And it's time to "Say the hell with well, and strike a spark with hark" Check out today's podcast to find out the details.
Come Together
November 22, 2020 10:00 - 16 minutes - 14.9 KB"Come Together" say the politicians, as they cross their fingers behind their backs. This podcast tells about a genuine coming together that wasn't a collision...it felt good. That happens. Give a listen please.
Successful Sex
November 15, 2020 10:00 - 11 minutes - 11.1 KBNothing better than successful sex is what this podcast says. And not just the kind you're thinking of. Give a listen. I'll bet you'll wonder what happened to the "Lover Man" in the story.
Eschew Obfuscation
November 08, 2020 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.2 KBEschew Obfuscation. Stay clear and simple. If you say somebody is "Kool" that doesn't mean he's "Not so hot." "Saw" is a tool. But it's also a picture of something that got into your head via your eyesight a while ago...as in "I saw a pretty lady." And if you see two "Saws" together you have a see saw. I saw a sign in a laundromat in Chicago a few years ago that said, "Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out." That would be a great line some guy might use with his girlf...
Wonder Words
November 01, 2020 10:00 - 8 minutes - 20.3 KBSpoken words depend on how you say them. Or sing them. This podcast explains how different the Beatles could have sung "She Loves You, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah." How they sung them could have had 3 entirely different meanings.
My Porno Religion Channel
October 25, 2020 10:00 - 16 minutes - 38.5 KBI think I've found a way to produce a Porno-Religion Cable TV channel. This podcast explains how I'd do it. The commercials might include things like this: Come...and pray...with us...and don't forget to contribute as much as you can...to the Lord!
The Tiny Dancer and The Mustache
October 18, 2020 10:00 - 13 minutes - 30.7 KBShe didn't recognize me...after all these years. Just because she hadn't seen me wearing a mustache. Little tiny hairs on the upper lip was all it took for a masterful surprise. This podcast explains how she actually swung her handbag at me...and missed...and what I did in return. Give a listen please. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
Midtown Manhattan Ladies
October 11, 2020 10:00 - 15 minutes - 35.3 KBDoing a late night radio show at NBC Radio's headquarters...30 Rock Center in Manhattan was an EDUCATION in more than just doing national radio. It was an education in what to do when groups of beautiful young women wanted to have sex, but my Lady Wonder Wench's picture kept popping up in my head. If some of you guys have a similar problem, you might learn some interesting lessons from listening. And if some of you ladies might be concerned about what your guys are doing in the middle...
More Gum Control
October 04, 2020 10:00 - 19 minutes - 46 KBSo many politicians, preachers and pushers of all kinds...all yammering away at us...giving us headaches...and heartaches. We need some really strict new gum controls to get these people to back off. Please give a listen to this podcast. It won't add your voice to the ear splitting din.
My Happy Hat
September 27, 2020 10:00 - 15 minutes - 35.1 KBIt's a floppy fedora. When I put it on I can HEAR a song. And Indiana Jones rides again. Indy wasn't a super hero. He was a basic, plain guy who might have been from my Bay Ridge Brooklyn neighborhood back in, "The Day." Except for that whip. Give a listen. It may put an imaginary Happy Hat on you too.
That's Love
September 20, 2020 10:00 - 16 minutes - 36.8 KBOnce upon a time, I did a syndicated radio show called, "That's Love." It was a long time ago...around the time I got my Lady Wonder Wench to run off with me to New York. I thought I had some pretty good answers to the subject of love, but Proud Podcast Person Deirdre Meritt sent me a bunch of answers from some 4 to 8 year old kids that sure beat what I had to offer. And some of them were just magic. The most magical are in this podcast.
Do You Too
September 13, 2020 10:00 - 15 minutes - 36.2 KBI sent the message before, but I'm not sure I made it forcefully enough. There's a very powerful letter in this podcast. Maybe you have a better answer for the woman who wrote it, than I gave her in the podcast. If so...please send it to [email protected], and I'll pass it on to her. It's a GREAT question. And she needs a GREAT answer.
A Little Applause Please
August 30, 2020 10:00 - 16 minutes - 14.9 KBI've always been a big fan of Peter Pan..."The boy who wouldn't grow up." Actually, I'm even more a fan of "Tinkerbelle" the fairy. She was hugely in love with Peter, but he wasn't having any of her, because he knew his girlfriend "Wendy" wouldn't appreciate it. The thing that's wonderful about "Tink" is that she knows Peter desperately needs some of her fairy dust. And she gives him almost all she has...to the point that she's so weak she could die. And the only thing that can help h...
Whatever You Want
August 23, 2020 10:00 - 18 minutes - 17.3 KBThey were the second most dangerous words I ever heard. Because looking at her, I knew very well what I wanted. And eventually, she said THE MOST DANGEROUS WORD I'VE EVER HEARD. And it's in this podcast.
Getting Re-Gruntled
August 16, 2020 10:00 - 15 minutes - 14.3 KBGRRRR! seems to be the word of the day. We need to get re-Gruntled. When you un-plug your computer you are dis-connected. When your blood pressure is zooming, you're red in the face, and you're screaming at somebody, you are dis-gruntled. This podcast will help you get gruntled again. Give a listen.
A Flash Of Female Hi Voltage
August 09, 2020 10:00 - 16 minutes - 29.4 KBIf last week's podcast created a certain level of female dis-gruntle-ment, let's get the ladies gruntled again with this podcast. It's about the discovery of a very high voltage shot of Female High Voltage. I don't think most of you ladies have any idea of how that powers so many of us guys. Give a listen, and let me know please. My email is [email protected].
Here's What I Really Believe
August 02, 2020 10:00 - 17 minutes - 39.2 KBAmy was a little kid who never caught a break...until the last hour of her life. It made me think of what I treasure most about life. The "Gratitude Attitude" at work. Sometimes you've got to really think why an all powerful, all loving God would give a nice little kid like Amy something as terrible as Systic Fibrosis. Then it hit me...HARD. Give a listen to this podcast please. Maybe it will hit you just hard enough...to give God a break.
How Lady Wonder Wench Got Her New Name
July 26, 2020 10:00 - 17 minutes - 39.2 KBIt was on a lovely day at a Met's Spring Training game in Florida that it happened. He all of a sudden squeezed my hand hard...right in front of all those people. Give a listen please.
Here Comes The Sun
July 19, 2020 10:00 - 21 minutes - 21.4 KBOnce...on a crystal clear early winter night, when the wind was still, and the moon was almost full, I took my Lady Wonder Wench for a flight around Lady Liberty. Lady Liberty was lit and lovely in New York Harbor that night. And you know, sometimes in my imagination, when I close my eyes, I can almost see Lady Liberty looking out from New York Harbor all the way across... from sea to shining sea and it seems like I can hear her asking, "What is happening to my people? What is making ...
Restaurant Fun
July 12, 2020 10:00 - 15 minutes - 36 KBWhy would a waitress stick a thumb into a plate of mashed potatoes? Why aren't there different seating arrangements for sections where the waiters have for sure washed their hands after using the toilet, and slightly cheaper meals at tables where we're not sure they washed their hands? Lots of questions about restaurants in this podcast. Please give a listen.
Sex With The Right Person
July 05, 2020 10:00 - 18 minutes - 16.9 KBProud Podcast Person Betsy Girl said..."How you feel about sex depends on with whom you're having sex. It has to be with the right person." Right Betsy. And I think that's where the magic comes in. It's got to be with the right person. Or at least with someone who seems like the right person. I saw a survey once that said women would rather go shopping than have sex. I must question what would happen if they added Betsy's point to that survey. How would women have answered it if the...
Turn Up Your Tingle
June 28, 2020 10:00 - 17 minutes - 31.4 KB"The Times They Are A Changing" as Mr. Dylan famously sang. Maybe it's the "Magic Herb" they sell in the drugstores that makes a pretty lady "Putty in a guy's arms"...while of course one pill also makes her so sexy his arms ache to hold her. Or maybe it's just something more personal that makes both guys and ladies go way "beyond sensible command." That stuff is in this podcast. Give a listen please.
Peek A Boo's Point
June 21, 2020 10:00 - 15 minutes - 34.8 KBThe only game I like better than baseball is "Peek-A-Boo." It's really a profound game. The point of it is, "I see you." I think that's pretty important when we need to all put "Social Distance" between us. It's easy to lose sight of somebody standing 6 or more feet away. And this podcast admits I don't want to lose sight of certain people.
Indiana Summer
June 14, 2020 10:00 - 15 minutes - 35.3 KBA fine fedora, a fancy bathrobe, and a megawatt smile from a pretty lady...and ZAP...I changed. I was feeling very down for some very real reasons, but the hat, the bathrobe and the smile made me stand up straight, stride right, and smile. This podcast explains it all.
I Almost Missed Her
June 07, 2020 10:00 - 15 minutes - 28.7 KBThis podcast is about my Lady Wonder Wench making a guy's glands crash, lending my mother my car and something new: Man Mouth vs. Women Words. Was it a man or a woman who said, "Sex is the biggest nothing in the world." I'll tell you in the next podcast.
Story Man
May 31, 2020 10:00 - 18 minutes - 43.5 KBToday's podcast says a stranger's white fedora sits on the night table right next to my Lady Wonder Wench's side of our bed. That strangers white fedora belongs to a sexy older guy who calls himself, Story Man. Story Man has a good strong body, a deep sexy voice, and he likes to wear that white fedora when he helps my lady get undressed for bed. While he's un-hooking her bra he likes to tell her silly little stories to make her giggle like..."Do you know what you call kinky sex with c...
2020 Summer
May 24, 2020 10:00 - 14 minutes - 33.3 KBThis podcast was recorded a year or so ago. And I hope our Summer Hopes are as high as this again...maybe next year.
One More Pound
May 17, 2020 10:00 - 15 minutes - 35.6 KBIt's "Just" one more pound...the difference between 189 & 190. But that one pound is...precious...to me. This podcast explains why 16 ounces makes such a difference in my head as well as in my gut. If you've been hiding out and raiding the fridge...you may find yourself here.
Size Doesn't Matter
May 10, 2020 10:00 - 16 minutes - 38.7 KBSize doesn't matter nearly as much as how brightly you shine. Life is tough and confusing right now. Most people are going dark. This podcast says, "That means it's a great time to turn up your shine." It takes a little guts, but it's worth the effort.
Good Old Car
May 03, 2020 10:00 - 16 minutes - 37.9 KBI'm set to drive for another year. That's not the real reason for this podcast, but it is a fact. My good old car passed the state inspection...for the 16th time. My good old car is a little like me. It's old but it still works just fine. They tried to tell me there was a problem because of all the smoke belching out of the exhaust, but I told them that was a safety feature I installed. I told them there's so much smoke coming out of the exhaust that nobody rides my bumper. They k...
Carefree Coffee Consumer
April 26, 2020 10:00 - 14 minutes - 33.7 KBI am a carefree, confident, coffee consumer. I like coffee hot or cold, today's, yesterday's or last week's...as long as there's no crust on top. But some people go overboard about coffee. They talk about coffee like wine experts talk about wine...You've heard them. "Hey...this bordeau has nice legs." What the heck does that mean? Wine is made from grapes. If a grape has been around long enough to grow legs, it's been around way too long...I'm not having anything to do with it. Go to ...
Fondling Your Forehead
April 19, 2020 10:00 - 20 minutes - 47.5 KBTime to tell your sexy friends...after hours and hours of exhaustive research, I have just found your new sexy spot. Your orbito frontal cortex is your new"Sexy spot...your new Private Part." Your new sexy spot orbito frontal cortex is on your forehead just over your eyebrows. And it's directly connected to your limbic system. YOUR LIMBIC SYSTEM. That's the sexiest part of your whole brain. Your new sexy spot orbito frontal cortex is right above your eyebrows. Speaking of eyebrows, al...
Going For a Drive
April 12, 2020 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.2 KBMy buddy Al just said a very funny thing about my computer. He said "you should turn it in to become a boat anchor." I've had my computer for a long time, and I was having trouble understanding why I'd want to use it as a boat anchor. Then he told me somethig really surprising. He said I shouldn't have to shovel coal into my compter any more. He said they make computers now that not only don't run on coal power, he said you don't even have to turn the crank to make them work. He said ...
Things On Your Mind
April 05, 2020 10:00 - 20 minutes - 47 KBI keep hearing a very deep voice coming down from the sky saying, You tick me off. Go to your room and stay there till I tell you to come out. I keep hearing that over and over again these days. Lots of bad stuff going on right now. Everybody's talking about it. Actually, most people are emailing or texting about it...because very few people are talking to each other any more. I really hope God has as comfortable a black, manly, leather poppa chair in His living room, as I do. Because...
Mighty Mickey
March 29, 2020 10:00 - 17 minutes - 39.5 KBThe virus is getting out of hand, and I don't like being bitten on the hand any more than you do. So this podcast will take your mind off it for a few minutes re-telling you the true story of a night of terror that happened to me. And since it was MY terror, YOU might get a little chuckle out of it.
Our Fear History
March 22, 2020 10:00 - 12 minutes - 28.6 KBWe've had lots of big fears before...and we made It through. We'll make it through this one too. This podcast may refresh your memory, and give your confidence a boost. I hope it does.
Homo Sapiens
March 08, 2020 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15.5 KBI think Homo Sapiens is a good name for today's humans. This podcast is full of reasons why Homo SMARTiens doesn't fit the species. But it also contains some thoughts for some of us who are feeling insignificant. It's called "You Shine." Give this podcast a listen, please.
Classy Clicking
March 01, 2020 10:00 - 15 minutes - 14.2 KBWhen my Lady Wonder Wench's fingernails are clicking, I want to rip off my shirt and back up into the sound...and the feeling...because my BACK NEEDS THAT KIND OF ATTENTION. As I have slid further and further into Louie Louie Generation Guy-Hood, my back needs more and more SCRATCHING. This podcast explains, and it also contains a story about...Tears...for a very special Proud Podcast Person. Please give a listen.
Why Guys Can't Grow Up
February 23, 2020 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15.2 KBMany people of all generations who are not guys will sometimes call those of us who are Louie Louie Generation guys "Maturity Challenged." And they're right. But as this podcast explains, it's not our fault. The "Big Louie Institute for Fooling Around and Figuring Most Things Out" released a report recently that explains the whole thing. The report notes that a guy's brain is swimming in a sea of testosterone, which gives him a deep voice, a beard, and a hand just the right size for...
Research
February 16, 2020 10:00 - 14 minutes - 12.9 KBWhich came first, the chicken or the egg. Don't take chances. RESEARCH. Go to your local McDonalds and order an egg McMuffin and a McChicken at the same time, and research which arrives first. Many people think the only thing men want in a relationship is sex. I've researched that, and I've found that sex isn't the only thing men want. They also want their laundry done. This podcast emphasizes the role of RESEARCH in our lives. Give a listen please. Research it.
Valentine's Day Aural Sex
February 09, 2020 10:00 - 17 minutes - 19.9 KBAural Sex is words. This podcast is about the proper use of Aural Sex, because most of the time now it's ignored. What a waste. If there's ever a time to use Aural Sex, it's Valentine's Day. You'll also hear a little of the history of Valentine's day in this podcast. So give a listen please.
Jalopy Joys
February 02, 2020 10:00 - 17 minutes - 16.1 KBAny real Big Ciy Louie-Louie Generation guys can probably remember sitting on the stoop with some guys singing Doo Wop...including a doo wop version of Louie-Louie. They'll also remember stick ball, and maybe even Buck Buck (You will if you grew up in Brooklyn.) This podcast will take you back to the days of your first car, and "Step on a crack and you'll break your mother's back." AND IT WILL EXPLAIN HOW SEX 3 TIME A WEEK WILL MAKE YOU LIVE LONGER. Give a listen. Grab a grin.
No-Sex-Non-Sense
January 19, 2020 10:00 - 23 minutes - 52.8 KBI'm looking at an amazingly stupid statistic. It's from a General Social Survey. And it says that men between the ages of 18 & 29 are having less sex than ever...because they're afraid of approaching women for sex. And listen to this. The number of these guys has about tripled from 10% in 2008 to 28% in 2019. That means, almost 1 out of every three young guys are suffering from this No-Sex-Non-Sense...because they're afraid to try to talk a woman into bed. Thanks for dropping in her...
Jiggling Giggling
January 12, 2020 10:00 - 13 minutes - 31.3 KBOne of several reasons I like making my Lady Wonder Wench giggle is how she...looks when she giggles. This podcast is also about the terrors of actually going to a gym, as opposed to just taking a gym membership. One way around that is instead of calling your bathroom a John, change the name to your Jim. That way you can always say, "Yeah, I went to my Jim early this morning".
Gratitude Attitude
January 05, 2020 10:00 - 13 minutes - 24 KBTired of looking for the glasses that are hiding on the top of your head? Tired of all the political BS that's screaming at us? Tired of being...tired? This podcast is about having a Gratitude Attitude instead. It's in my book, "Staying Happy Healthy And Hot." When your legs are hurting, remember the military man or woman who came home without legs. When you're tired because the baby kept you awake all night, remember the folks who can't have a baby. When you're just tired of getting ...