Good Night
868 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 47 ratingsSometimes it's hard to get to sleep.You just can't seem to say goodnight to yourself. Booze helps sometimes...or pills. But that's a big step down a bad street. "Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, helps you chuck the day's problems, gives you a verbal back rub, and tucks you in for a safe, sound, sleep. Dick Summer's voice puts a strong and friendly arm around your shoulder. You hear him on television commercials all day. But when it's getting late, and you want to "take the day and shove it," but you can't seem to say good night to yourself... Dick's Podcast is a quiet place to rest your head...a safe place to hide a hurting heart...a gentle place to fall. It's a comfortable way to tell yourself, "Good Night."
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It's Cold Outside
January 29, 2023 10:00 - 12 minutes - 23.6 KBI'm sure you've noticed the icicles on people's eyelids, and the chunks of coffee in people's Dunkin Donuts coffee cups, and the flashers just describing themselves, and the chicken laying her eggs from a standing position. IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. How cold is it? You'll have to listen to this podcast to find out.
Maturity Is A Trap
January 15, 2023 10:00 - 16 minutes - 29.6 KBA new pair of gloves was the..."TRIGGER." They made me stand up straight, speak clearly but forcefully, and in a friendly voice, they suggested that I should stop messing around AND GO BACK TO WORK. Can't have that now, guys...can we? Give a listen to this podcast and let me know what you think.
Happy every New Year
January 01, 2023 10:00 - 10 minutes - 25.6 KBHappy New Year! No REALLY! There were times this past year when I wasn't sure we were going to make it this time. But we did. And we did it TOGETHER. Look at us!!! This podcast is about first times...like today...and some firsts from lots of years ago. Maybe you had some of the same firsts that I did. Hey...find out. Give a listen even if you never did before.
A Real Christmas
December 25, 2022 10:00 - 13 minutes - 12.8 KBThis podcast explains what you call a bunch of chess fanatics boasting about their game in an open hotel lobby. (Chess nuts boasting by an open foyer.) And what does an angel say to you on Christmas day? (He looks you right in the eye, and he says, "Hey-lo.)" You've got to say that one out loud for it to work. You'll also want to know why you don't want to get a Christmas card in Georgia. Get informed. Give a listen. And Merry Christmas.
Start Making A Mark With Hark
December 18, 2022 10:00 - 12 minutes - 11.6 KBSo how often do you start your statements with the word, "So?" Well lets do something about that to make your statements...swell with, "Well". Or better yet take a tip from the Herald Angels, and use the word, "Hark." Look how that word got all mankind's attention all those years ago. This podcast explains how to make your mark with the word, "Hark." So...give a listen and take a tip.
Christmas Stories Part 2
December 11, 2022 10:00 - 21 minutes - 49.8 KBMore of the old stories of Christmas, plus one story about a mouse that was "Stirring around the house." Please give a listen. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hannauchkka, sterling Solstice and a Complete Kwanza to you.
A Christmas Story
December 04, 2022 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15.5 KBChristmas is a very old story, but it always gets my attention. This podcast is about a Christmas I'll never forget. AND it's about a couple of ideas you may want to try for Christmas this year. Give a listen please.
After-Play
November 27, 2022 10:00 - 15 minutes - 34.9 KBYour 6 personal love gears are Neutral, Pre Fore Play, Fore Play, Play, After Play and Reverse. This podcast explains how and why to stay out of Reverse. YOU DON'T WANT TO SLIP INTO REVERSE! Give a listen!
Look Into My Eyes
November 20, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 26.3 KBIs the wolf whistle REALLY the audio equivalent of undressing a girl with your eyes? Can you really see the mountains on the rim of the moon? How far can you see into your mate's soul, by using your eyes? That's what this podcast is all about. And before you put down a wolf whistle, wait till you hear this podcast. So give a listen.
Listen To Your Doctor
November 13, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 20.3 KBI'll bet you remember when Bobby McFaren said "Don't Worry, Be Happy." It may have been the only positive comment you heard all day. This podcast Is a reminder that it's a good idea. And after all Bobby is an actual doctor...music degree and all. So "Don't Worry Be Happy" is your doctor's orders.
Shocked and Dismayed
November 06, 2022 10:00 - 15 minutes - 28.7 KBLooks like you missed the point of "Handsomeness" from last week's podcast. It simply meant using your hands more. I was trying to alert women to the fact that they can zap guys hormones by using their hands more. This podcast is about being shocked and dismayed that you didn't understand.
Willie Nelson is You and Me
October 30, 2022 10:00 - 15 minutes - 28.8 KBIf you've ever prided yourself on getting up again after getting knocked down...like I have, you have something in common with Willie Nelson...and me. This www.DickSummer.com/podcast will explain. Please give a listen. It may help the next time life knocks you down.
How To Sell An OLD Jalopy
October 23, 2022 10:00 - 17 minutes - 31.7 KBThink of the advantages you could have by owning a truly old and beaten up jalopy. Sell it like the guy whose jeans making machine went nuts and tore up a big number of pants. Look at the advantages of owning a Jalopy...newly imported from our plant in the exotic Jalopogos Islands. Driving a true Jalopy, nobody will challenge you at a stop sign. Nobody will bother stealing it. Tailgate you...are you kidding with all that exhaust smoke? What's not to like about driving a true Jalopy? D...
They're Machine Gumming Us
October 16, 2022 10:00 - 19 minutes - 35.9 KB"Have a nice day", "Drive safely", "Have a nice day," "Drive safely" (Pow, pow, pow) They're machine gumming us. WE NEED SOME GUM CONTROL RULES.
Good Bye Summer
October 02, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 26.3 KBIt's tuck away time for the "L:azy, Crazy, Hazy days of "Summer at the Beach" and the soft voices of lovers under the boardwalk,...and "Saturdays in the Park", and the over the top screams of roller coaster riders, and the sweet spot of a baseball bat smacking the winning run at the end of a long and beautiful base ball game. Gotta pack it away in some personal treasure chest till next April....and Spring brings it all back...including the loving touches of long time lovers...who's "T...
Winkin' & Blinkin'
September 04, 2022 10:00 - 12 minutes - 22.5 KBDo you know the difference between a wink and a blink? One is on purpose and the other sneaks up on you. Both are just a quick flash of an eyelid. But understanding which one you're looking at can mean the difference between a slap in the face and a quick trip to a ladies' very private life.
I Love Lyrics
August 28, 2022 10:00 - 13 minutes - 12.8 KBMy 3 musician sons think I listen to songs the wrong way. They listen for the melody first. I listen for the words. To me, a song is a story with music attached to emphasize the story. And I get into three of the greatest story songs ever written on today's podcast. And I'll explain why a listener becomes part of a radio guy's life. Give a listen please.
Trust Yourself
August 21, 2022 10:00 - 17 minutes - 39.3 KB"Frank" has been a buddy of mine for more than 30 years. It's been lots of burgers & brewskies. And lots of Auld Lang Synes. But there's one thing we can't discuss, and I think the reason we can't talk politics is that he's afraid he won't be able to deal with what might come...in the near future. This podcast explores the reasons behind that. If you're experiencing that same problem, this podcast may help.
Rain Is For Lovers
August 14, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 34.3 KBLots of interesting stories in this www.DickSummer.com/podcast. Like how I found out that there was one very important thing I could do on the radio, but not on TV. And the one about the rich Louie -Louie generation guy and his wonderful weekend with his stunning girlfriend. But most of all, it's about a pair of lovers who managed to turn a late Summer rain...into steam...together.
Flatulence Fun
August 07, 2022 10:00 - 16 minutes - 30.8 KBThere are four words in this DickSummer.com/podcast tht will probably get me into trouble. "Females, Frequently, Flee, Flatulence." My only defense is that it's the truth. In case you're confused, the nick name for flatulence rhymes with Heart...but that's not where your flatulence originates. Give a listen, with an open mind. And possibly with an open window.
Wonderful Waitresses
July 31, 2022 10:00 - 10 minutes - 14.9 KBLittle girl babies are different from little boy babies right from day one. Little girl babies smile more, react more happily when they notice you're looking at them and genuinely want to please you. I think they should keep those traits when they grow up. Little boy babies mostly eat, drink, and pee. We don't change much when we grow up. For more information on the differences between boys and girls, give a listen to this podcast please.
Different Kinds Of Love
July 24, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13 KBI figure there are at least 12 different kinds of love...and I've listed them in this podcast. Did I miss any? If so, what kind? Please let me know. My email is [email protected].
Louie-Louie Laughs
July 17, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.7 KBI was just trying to do a chin up when this DickSummer.com/podcast happened in my head. Be careful of doing chin ups guys. Or maybe if you REALLY FEEL LIKE you need to do CHINS UPS...Really...Watch out.
Your GLOAT BOAT Cruise
July 10, 2022 10:00 - 18 minutes - 16.9 KBYour Gloat Boat cruise is a little like the Love Boat on TV, but this time instead of watching, you're living the cruise. So come aboard. You may land up somewhere different from any place you've ever been. And I guarantee you'll like it there.
Summer Lovin'
July 03, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 19.6 KBFireworks, parades and beach babes in their "Teeny Weenie, Yellow Polka Dot Bikinis," Today's podcast reminds us that It's SUMMER IN THE CITY. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY.
Small Love Explosions
June 26, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.4 KBWhich snow flake will start an avalanche? Which drop of water will crack the water fall? Which small explosion will destroy a love affair. "Little Things Mean A Lot" is an old song, and an old story. That's a story told in this podcast.
Night Creatures
June 19, 2022 10:00 - 12 minutes - 28.2 KBThis podcast is about a Summer surprise I plan to spring on my Winter's New Years Eve friends. It features the sounds of some Summer night creatures. If you'll give a listen, you'll hear a LOT of sounds. Supposedly all made by little tiny boy bugs, rubbing their back legs together to attract their little foxy lady bugs. Hey guys...TRY ATTRACTING A LAYDY LIKE THAT AT A SINGLES BAR.
Sacred Excrement
June 12, 2022 10:00 - 15 minutes - 35 KB"Dick" is NOT an offensive word. Today's podcast admits that Dick is my real name, It was my Dad's name before me. the guys who run the Moby Dick restaurant chain in Canada were not allowed to use "Dick"on their restaurant signs...the licensing people said Dick was an offensive word. So now the "N" word" and the "F" word have some company. As I said..."Holy Excrement." (Don't let anybody know you're listening to this podcast....and giggling.) (Although Big Louie always says, "Giggles ...
A Lightning Flash Of Lust
June 05, 2022 10:00 - 13 minutes - 31.6 KBThere are a lot of things you have to do with your money. This podcast says one of those things should be HAVE SOME FUN. And there's a story in it about a stranger who taught a lady that lesson...very well...one wonderful night.
Non Political Border Idea
May 29, 2022 10:00 - 21 minutes - 19.7 KBOur President says, "Don't come here." But they come anyway...sometimes walking more than a hundred miles, carrying a baby and whatever few possessions they have left...because where they've lived has been taken over by gangs who rape, pillage and steal. This podcast is a completely NON POLITICAL suggestion for a new way to deal with them. Please let me know what you think. My email is [email protected].
Don't Do What You Don't Want To Do Day
May 22, 2022 10:00 - 17 minutes - 16.1 KBThis podcast says there are too many people trying to mess up our lives, I say it's time we took back some of the control of our lives. So here's a project I'd like to call the Take Control Patrol. Look...we can't always be doing stuff we like. But we should be able to avoid stuff we don't like...at least for a specific period of time. When you're at a supermarket for example, of course you want to take a handfull of condoms and put them in other peoples carts when they aren't looki...
The I Miss You Story
May 15, 2022 10:00 - 15 minutes - 28.7 KBOnce upon a time there was a guy...being "Guy Stupid." I was that guy. I was so stupid this time that I thought I was going to lose my Lady Wonder Wench. Wow. I was that guy stupid, but luckily, she was a Lady Smart. It's an interesting story. Give a listen please.
Mr. Story Man LURKS
May 08, 2022 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15.6 KBMr. Story Man LURKS. He comes around here every night, wearing his white fedora hat and his sexy bathrobe with "The Whiz" on one lapel... just in time to help my Lady Wonder Wench get undressed for bed. And I DON'T MIND... mostly. I do often envy him. I'd like to get my Lady to think I'm as sexy as he is. It's complicated. Please give a listen.
Questions...Lots...And...LOTS...Of...QUESTIONS
April 30, 2022 10:00 - 16 minutes - 16.4 KBFinally, this podcast tells you the dreaded Moose Hunter story...and it asks LOTS OF QUESTIONS. Give a listen and try to come up with your own answers please.
Heat Is Neat
April 24, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.7 KBThere's a big difference between being Kool, and being Cool. My Lady Wonder Wench warmed both the Kool and the Cool out of my life. This podcast is about learning that sometimes...we have to build walls...around our lives...to stay...warm and alive.
Missing Moose Hunter
April 17, 2022 10:00 - 17 minutes - 40.4 KBI wanted to tell you my famous Moose Hunter Story, but I got sidetracked into some things about your fizzle. A fizzle sometimes sizzles, and that's not good. This podcast also gives you a unique answer when somebody says, "Have a nice day." And an even better answer when somebody says, "How are you?" Give a listen please so you'll be well prepared.
Scientific Sex
April 10, 2022 10:00 - 16 minutes - 38.4 KBThis podcast is about a phone call having to do with a blonde, a brunette, and a red head...ALL AT ONCE. And the phone call came in while I was on the air...TRYING TO DO A SHOW. It...got...all of my attention.
The Thrill Of Victory...
April 03, 2022 10:00 - 16 minutes - 14.9 KB...and the agony of de-feat! If you're a sports fan, you'll remember that statement on ABC-TV. This podcast isn't about sports really...and it's really more about the agony in my de-feet. But...I usually like to look at the bright side, so I'm calling this podcast..."The Thrill Of Victory...." So jump into the podcast and have some fun.
Manhattan Midnight
March 27, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.7 KBI had to be careful of the "Lady Wonder Wench" factor when I was telling you the main story of this podcast. Because it's about silky, sexy, half clad ladies in the middle of some Manhattan Midnights.
A Walk Down An American Street
March 20, 2022 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15.7 KBI just took a walk down an American street, and I saw a telephone pole, and a pretty lady with big blue eyes who was wearing glasses...and I was so amazed that I married her. Her family is mostly Polish, so I guess you could say that I married a Pole too....a very curvey one. And this podcast says I am eternally grateful for the fact that the street I walked down...was...and is...American.
Summer Super Hero
March 06, 2022 10:00 - 13 minutes - 32 KBYou don't need a fancy cape, or a secret password to be...A SUMMER SECRET HERO. Today's podcast explains the simple instructions. Today's podcase also explains...among other things...what sets Superman aside from ALL OTHER SUPER HEROS. Give a listen please.
PLEEEZZEE!
February 27, 2022 10:00 - 17 minutes - 16.4 KBThis podcast is about getting into...and out of...trouble. Something every "Louie-Louie Generation" guy should know about. And if you ladies wonder about what's going on in our "Minds" (if anything) you might like to take a listen too. ANYTHING to help what's going on now between men & women. It all comes down to one word. "PLEEEZZZEE"!
Having Fun
February 20, 2022 10:00 - 18 minutes - 17.5 KBThis podcast is about having fun. I believe fun is one of the most important parts of being happy. And I think being happy is the reason we're alive. So, how about going for a swing ride, pulling back and pushing front...and kicking your legs out to help pump yourself waayy up. Or how about some fun on a see saw? Sit down with your legs on the ground and see how long you can keep your friend up off the ground. How about getting close to some trees? You can hug them if you like...but t...
Friendly Sperm Donors
February 13, 2022 10:00 - 15 minutes - 14.3 KBThis podcast admits that I've just come up with the answer to a question you hear all the time...what are friends for? People are always asking that question. And the answer is right there in a headline in a recent Drudge report that says...wait for it...the Drudge headline says, Quote - Milleniels choose friends as sperm donors...end quote. Would Matt Drudge lie to us? Milleniels choose friends as sperm doners. So that's what friends are for. Think about that if you're a guy going ...
GodSaysFebRRRuary
February 06, 2022 10:00 - 16 minutes - 7.78 KBGod says FeBRRRuary. This podcast says, "Don't take the BRRRR out of the coldest month of the year." No matter how you and anybody else says, the month after January is NOT FEBUUUARY! God put the BRRRR in there. Don't displease God. We have enough problems. Would you go to a bar and order a BUUsky? They'd kick you out. And you wouldn't go to a Buadway show either. So don't call the second month of the year FeBUUUary.
OUTRAGED!
January 30, 2022 10:00 - 18 minutes - 43.5 KBThis podcast is different. It was hard to do. But I had to get this off my chest. I'd appreciate it if you'd give it a listen. And some thought. My Email is [email protected] if you'd like to send a comment.
Good Questions
January 23, 2022 10:00 - 15 minutes - 14.1 KBToday's podcast reminds you that the magnificent George Carlin said, "Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together"? Good question. There are lots of good questions. Like "How come wrong numbers are never busy?" "How come an all butter croissant isn't just a big pile of butter?" And "If Barbie is so popular how come we have to buy her friends"? I did a Mattel tv comercial once, and the producers had absolutely no sense of humor about Barbie. When I asked about buyi...
Getting Older
January 16, 2022 10:00 - 15 minutes - 36.5 KBYou've heard people say, "age is just a number." And they're wrong. This podcast says "Age is a lot more than just a number. For one thing it's a good helping of been there done that." I think there are better ways to explain how long you've been around than just telling your age with a number. One of those ways is to compare when you were born with what else was around when you were born. For example, I was born before television, before penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, conta...
My Five Guys
January 09, 2022 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.7 KBThis podcast says, it looks like it's time to admit that I have been four different guys in my lifetime. Dickie, Richard, Dick and Mr. Summer. And I wonder if eventually I'll be a fifth guy. My Dad's name was also "Dick" so when I was very young I was Dickie. When I went to school I became Richard. When I graduated I was just Dick. I became Mr. Summer when I had to deal with the folks at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles when I got a driver's license, and the FAA when I got my pilot's licen...
Your Funny Fanny Phone
January 02, 2022 10:00 - 17 minutes - 41 KBI am not addicted to sex. But I am...a faithful fan of the female form. This podcast admits that I have noticed that lately, ladies are...wearing...rather shape showing jeans. And they're shoving their smart phones into their hip pockets. Now...you know those voices that grownups are supposed to have that tell you when to Shut Up... do not say what you're thinking.? I don't seem to have one of those. So I recently asked a rather attractive young lady waitress who who was wearing tig...