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Like a lot of Louie-Louie Generation guys, sometimes I just don't think things through. That's why we need the guidance in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, from Big Louie his own bad self the Chief Mustard Cutter of the Louie-Louie Generation. He makes things so simple. He says, "Just figure out what you don't do well, and don't do those things." Brilliant. He says, "Deep down we're all pretty superficial" and he's right. He says "Why make things complicated. The answer to the common cold is gesundheidt." Danke schon ! is all I can say. But his explanation for why a guy is attracted to a particular woman is one of his top ten best. He says, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" and that's one of my favorites.