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I told you...let some Louie Louie into your life, and your life will have more life. I'm sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room trying to keep from doing a one man wave. A Harvard professor by the name of Ellen Langer says I'm right. I've told you lots of helpful things through the years, like, "Rectal thermometers are the best way to take a baby's temperature, and besides it really shows who's boss." And "If your kid picks his nose a lot tell him "stop that till you're old enough to buy a car and sit in traffic." And my buddy Big Louie is always telling you that, "If you have any moving parts left, for heaven sake Move ‘em." And, "You never know when something wonderful is going to happen. But an annoying number of you totally ignore this wonderful advice from Louie and me.