Good Night
867 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 47 ratingsSometimes it's hard to get to sleep.You just can't seem to say goodnight to yourself. Booze helps sometimes...or pills. But that's a big step down a bad street. "Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, helps you chuck the day's problems, gives you a verbal back rub, and tucks you in for a safe, sound, sleep. Dick Summer's voice puts a strong and friendly arm around your shoulder. You hear him on television commercials all day. But when it's getting late, and you want to "take the day and shove it," but you can't seem to say good night to yourself... Dick's Podcast is a quiet place to rest your head...a safe place to hide a hurting heart...a gentle place to fall. It's a comfortable way to tell yourself, "Good Night."
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A Guy's Plans Are Written In The Sands
April 21, 2024 11:00 - 16 minutes - 15.2 KBA new car was definitely not written in my plans just now, but look in our garage...there one sits. Expensive? Yes. About as much as most of one retirement year will probably cost. Of course, you never can tell. My life hasn't usually run according to plan. On the whole, it's been a little like buying a box of chocolates, and eating the first goodie, and finding another layer under the one on top. Of course sometimes the second layer turns out to have 6 legs, and scurries away as soon...
Don't Do Day
April 07, 2024 11:00 - 19 minutes - 17.7 KBYou're too busy for your life. You need to take part in this podcast which gives you...DON'DO WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO DAY, DO WAHA, DO WAH. Don't want to do your diet today, don't make up your usual excuse..."I've been dieting too long...if I lose any more weight, I may disappear." Just tell somebody giving you a hard time that it's your "Don't do what you don't want to do day." Listen to this podcast and you'll understand. And...you will lead a happier life.
Dick Summer, the Pseudo Super Hero
March 17, 2024 12:00 - 13 minutes - 12.3 KBSHAZAM! is the word that turned an ordinary kid by the name Billy Batson into Capt. Marvel! A genuine MAGIC WORD. SHAZAM! is a combination of magic words that you'll hear in this Podcast. But you'll hear an even more powerful magic word "Bespake unto me" by my Lady Wonder Wench.
Lovely Lady Sounds
February 25, 2024 10:00 - 14 minutes - 23.8 KBLovely ladies make certain sounds. They're different from the sounds that guys make. Although when those ladies are lovely, the sounds that guys make tend to be not only different, but...loud. Give a listen to, this podcast, and I think you'll understand what I mean right away.
Good Ideas
February 18, 2024 10:00 - 15 minutes - 14.1 KBThis podcast is full of good questions. See if you can answer... ANY.
FEBRRRUARY
February 04, 2024 10:00 - 16 minutes - 7.78 KBFebruary only has 28 (or 29) days, Don't cheat it out of one of it's letters...one of the Rs. It's FebRuary...not FebUary. Hey, would you go for some BUSKIES. Of course not. Listen to this podcast and you may never again make this godawful mistake again.
Worn Out Love
January 28, 2024 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15 KBAmerican men have lost 50% of their testosterone since 1981. That could go a long way toward explaining the current pilot shortage...and maybe a problem in your life. Give a listen to this podcast. You can never tell.
Regruntle Yourself
January 14, 2024 10:00 - 15 minutes - 24.8 KBEveryone I meet these days is disgruntled and argumentative. Democrat/Republican/Independent/ Climate change believer and non believer. Pro Palestine believer vs Pro Israel. So if you want to stand out and be different, re-Gruntle your self. This podcast has some ways you can do that. Please give it a listen. PLEASE!
Non-Political Border Idea
January 07, 2024 10:00 - 21 minutes - 19.7 KBIt's a lesson in how good we have it here, that those people will go through so much to live here. But the "Sanctuary Cities" can only do so much. This podcast is my idea for an actually workable solution. Please let me know what you think. And if you think this solution would work, please let your favorite politician know.
First Christmas
December 24, 2023 10:00 - 24 minutes - 22.3 KBThe power of Christmas, for me, is in the Magic of Memories. Like the ones in this podcast. Merry Christmas!
Christmas Good Night
December 17, 2023 10:00 - 16 minutes - 17.6 KBThe Partridges in the pear trees Went...TOOI FAR! W A YYYyyy too far.
Christmas Any Time
December 10, 2023 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15.4 KB"Christmas is how a room feels when all the gifts are open, but you're the only person left in the room." That's how a very young Christmas fan described it to me. And I think you were absolutely right Al.
It's Christmas Once Again
December 03, 2023 10:00 - 23 minutes - 53.4 KBIt’s time for ho, ho, ho-ing. This podcast has the funniest Christmas story…ever…plus one story that’s almost spooky. And isn’t that how Christmas has always been? Give a little listen please. No matter how you feel right now, this podcast will make you feel…a little better..
Laughs, Tears and Years
November 12, 2023 10:00 - 14 minutes - 19.4 KBThat's Life...I guess. I didn't expect my body to attack me...so soon. I had no idea I'd get so old so soon. And you won't either, But there are lots of good things about that too. One of those things is "Been there & done that." In some ways there were lots of laughs involved...and of course there were some things that weren't laughing matters...in fact there were some significant tears. BUT...they were all spent with "My Lady Wonder Wench." And that made the tough times kinda bearab...
Apple Bite
November 04, 2023 10:00 - 15 minutes - 14.6 KBA story about Manhattan, and lots of stuff about Wolfman Jack in this podcast. AND a question you may be able to answer. Please give a listen.
Gum Control
October 29, 2023 10:00 - 19 minutes - 35.9 KBYackety Yack...all over the place. Politicians hardly stop for a breath. Your druggist is getting that way, too. And the gas station guy. And let's not forget relatives, like your uncle. WE NEED SOME GUM CONTROL. And this podcast encourages that. Please give a listen. Follow the new rules. And insist that everybody else within listening distance of your voice shut up for a moment and LISTEN.
Better DELETE
October 22, 2023 10:00 - 12 minutes - 22.7 KBSome messages on your Email are important. Others are like 95% of mine. Like the one from a guy in South Africa who wants to send me the fortune left to me by my 6th cousin fifteen times removed, since I am somehow identified as his only living blood relative. Just send him my Mastercard numbers so he knows where to send the money. And another from a genuine Florida witch doctor who has discovered a magic formula that will instantly remove 9 pounds returning me to my best looking body...
You Beast
October 15, 2023 10:00 - 20 minutes - 48 KBThe five important elements of a news story are, who, what, when, where, and why. And the most important of the elements is almost always "WHY". Why did some big wheel do what he did? Killing somebody is an awful crime. Unless you do it to stop him from killing somebody else. We give medals (justly) to guys who kill lots of other guys who are wearing a different uniform. Almost everything is done in a CONTEXT. A "WHY". Why don't you give a listen to this podcast? You might like it.
The Toxic Masculinity Myth
October 08, 2023 10:00 - 18 minutes - 16.8 KBMy ring finger is a lot longer than my pointer finger, which is proof that I am bursting with masculinity. That's true. Ask somebody with a genuine MD hanging on his wall. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M TOXIC. Give a listen to this podcast. It may teach you something about guys.
Re-Gruntle Yourself
October 01, 2023 10:00 - 15 minutes - 24.8 KBYou hear a lot about Dis-Gruntled Post Office employees right now. In fact...these days it seems like everybody is Dis-Gruntled....everybody. When you pull a plug out of the wall, YOU'RE DISCONNECTING something electrical. This podcast is about disconnecting your Dis-Gruntle. For God's sake please listen to this podcast. And get at least one other Dis-Gruntled person to listen with you. It's time we all DIS-GRUNTLED ourselves.
Don't Leave Your Woman...Wanton
September 24, 2023 10:00 - 16 minutes - 8.46 KBOnce upon a time, a long time ago, my Lady Wonder Wench went...'wanton" for me. It was quick. Way too quick for it to be something she did on purpose...and it changed our lives. We like to think that our minds always control our bodies. In this podcast, you'll experience the opposite of that...I'll give you a couple of quick examples of that...your body controlling your mind. It'll be fun. Give a listen please.
Kid In Disguise
September 17, 2023 10:00 - 13 minutes - 12 KBI lied about my music selection. I really enjoyed Elvis with "Love Me Tender." I have suffered from a lack of adult supervision for a long time. But the "Suffering" has been good. Most of all, this podcast says warm cookies and cold milk ''are good for us. And so are Oreos.
The Battle Of The Bathroom
September 10, 2023 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15.5 KBThis podcast is about a bitter bathroom battle. Fortunately I won in the long run. This was a battle guys can't lose...especially when their girlfriends are around to see it. Give a listen please.
SissBoomBaa-the sound of an exploding sheep
August 13, 2023 10:00 - 15 minutes - 28.6 KBWhat's that you say? Don't you remember Johnny Carson? He had it on his show...and it was one of his funniest bits ever. Give a listen to this podcast. Near the end...it'll remind you of what Sis Boom Baa is all about.
Little Dickie
August 06, 2023 10:00 - 15 minutes - 29.1 KBMy Dad's name was also Dick, so for a long time I was called "Dickie." As in "Little Dick." Some of my close relatives still call me "Dickie." Which confuses my Grandchildren. I like being called "Dick" for reasons I'll explain in this podcast. Give a listen please.
Keeping Life Simple
July 30, 2023 10:00 - 15 minutes - 15.3 KBI came across this podcast from a long time ago today. And I kinda like it. I hope you do too. It's about flying different kinds of airplanes, and grocery shopping, and having some laughs with my Lady. AND NO POLITICS.
The Klunker
July 23, 2023 10:00 - 18 minutes - 16.6 KBKlunkers are guy cars. Driving a klunker says, "I don't care if I break down at midnight in a bad part of town. I can take care of myself." And...If a guy driving a sleek new Caddy, and a guy driving a klunker both get to a four way stop sign, guess who goes first...because he's got not much to lose. And klunkers are...inexpensive. Klunker drivers never have to worry about parking. Just double park wherever you have to. Leave the keys in the ignition if you like...nobody is going to s...
Sinful or Grateful
July 16, 2023 10:00 - 17 minutes - 31.4 KBThis podcast is about the sometimes fine line between something sinful and something grateful. And there's a verbal back rub squeezed in there for the fun of it. Don't miss this one...no matter which side of the sinful or grateful fine line you're on.
Silver Is The New Blonde
July 09, 2023 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.7 KBOne of the many benefits of being a Louie Louie Generation Girl or Guy is that we have learned (usually the hard way) the great benefits of taking a moment to THINK when faced with a big decision. There's a story in this podcast about a young couple who didn't do that, and are now faced with the biggest decision any young couple can face. I hope they'll takes some time to think about what they do next. I think they will. And I wish them all the best. They're good "kids." Give a listen...
How Hot Is It?
July 02, 2023 10:00 - 13 minutes - 25.2 KBHow hot is it is a loaded question. Here, Near Boston, it's pretty comfortable. Where my brother Jeff lives in Texas...a whole different story. In Texas IT IS HOT. This podcast is about getting...HOT. Give a listen. Several of my friends indicate that they got comfortable with this podcast. They keep it close by them, because this podcast is so cool.
The Cat In The Hat
June 25, 2023 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.7 KBListen carefully and you'll probably hear it.Dum dee dum dee, dumb dee dumm. INDY IS HERE. Well no...it's really just me...BUT I'M WEARING MY INDY HAT. It's actually about a half size too big for me...but it's not too big for my ego. One of the reasons I like Indiana Jones is that he isn't a super hero. He has a regular job. He's a teacher. Of course I'm not too sure that ordinary teachers inspire pretty lady students to print "I love you" on their eye lids, and sit in the front row.....
Honesty = The Truth + Maybe
June 18, 2023 10:00 - 17 minutes - 39.3 KB"The world is flat...look for yourself" Wrong! "Boiled milk...Louie". Lots of things you've been taught MAYBE wrong. This podcast says, take another look...preferably over some burgers and brewskies.
Good Time Summertime
June 04, 2023 10:00 - 12 minutes - 10.1 KBThis is IT. My favorite time of the year. SUMMERTIME. Big Louie, "his own bad self" likes it too. And he tells you about his "Toilet Paper" description of how time flies. And there's a true story about the nice Summer day when my girlfriend Matilda caught me standing next to a pretty, half naked girl. Plus there's one of my favorite Bedtime Stories around 3/4 way through. Give a listen, please.
Help, I'm Shrinking
May 28, 2023 10:00 - 16 minutes - 37.8 KBIf a phone rings while a psychiatrist is with a client, does he answer it by saying "I can't talk to you now, I'm shrinking?" I have a shirt that says it's "Shrink Resistant." Does that mean it shrinks, but it really tries hard not to? If the pretty nurse measures you, and she says you're 2 inches smaller than you told her you were, should you hide your face...or any other part of you in shame? I say, "NO!" Because...YOU SHINE!!!! Give a listen to this podcast. It'll explain.
A Friendly Pat On The Fanny
May 21, 2023 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.6 KBSometimes I do one of these podcasts, and I hear it back, because I'm up and wandering around in the middle of the night, and it feels good...like the friendly pat on the fanny that a pitcher gets from the manager, when he's thrown a good game. This is one of those podcasts. It combines a fantasy about "Saving" my Lady Wonder Wench from a Saturday night with a bunch of single, handsome young guys at a ski lodge, and taking her for a fascinating moonlit night when I had my airplane. Pl...
Curves I Admire
May 07, 2023 10:00 - 13 minutes - 24.2 KBSome women have them to excess. Like my Lady Wonder Wench. Curves. On paper. Handwriting. As in what is fast becoming a lost art...CURSIVE. Women and girls use Cursive. It's way too complicated for guys. Come to think of it, women are too complicated for guys to understand...period. Wonder Wench is writing another novel in cursive. I understand it has a semi happy ending. You think it's going one way, then she throws one of those curves.
...And The Home of the BRAVE
April 30, 2023 10:00 - 10 minutes - 9.76 KBIt hit me..."The home of the brave"...at a minor league baseball game...what that really means. And it's a bases loaded walk off, bottom of the 9th home run. Doesen't matter if you're a Republican, a Democrat, or just confused. If you're an American...or you want to be...if you listen to this podcast...next time the ball game starts...you'll sing along... ...with your hand over your heart.
The Other Man In My Lady's Evenings
April 23, 2023 10:00 - 16 minutes - 38.1 KBI don't mind that Mr, Story Man helps My Lady out of her clothes, and puts her to bed every nigh t. I call him Mr. Story Man because he tells her sexy stories every night at bed time. All stories can be sexy the way he tells them. And I don't mind a bit. Why don't I mind that she looks forward to seeing him every night? Give a listen to this podcast. It might surprise you.
A Body And Soul Back Scratch
April 16, 2023 10:00 - 16 minutes - 29.6 KBI was on the air at WNBC in New York, when it happened. I was doing a live commercial, and a woman with evil intentions sneaked into the studio and did it. Her fingernails felt like 12 inches long. And they were gliding up and down my back in a spot I couldn't reach by myself. As I recall, the commercial sounded a bit like this: "So dom't wait till it's too late. Go and buy some gezorninplatz . ..oooohhhhhhh.Give a listen please.
Your Fantasies and Mine
April 09, 2023 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15 KBThe difference between lingere and underwear is one plays on your fantasies and the other is just laundry. That's Victoria's secret. It's often the difference between a friendship and a romance. This podcast tells you about the fantasy that we might share that changed my life. Give a listen please.
What Color Is Your Sex
March 26, 2023 10:00 - 14 minutes - 6.64 KBI figured that would get your attention. And this podcast has a "look" of sex that might surprise you. It surprised me. And I'm from Brooklyn. Give a listen please.
Getting A Second Chance
March 19, 2023 10:00 - 15 minutes - 14.6 KBThis Podcast explains my idea of where the words Miss and Mrs. came from. And it's not where you think. It's also about how I got to be a DJ on WNEW & WNBC in New York. And that's not what you think either. There's a short, clingy black dress, and a good blonde hair do in the story also. Give a listen. It'll be a good way to spend 15 minutes.
Jumping Up And Down In Bed
March 12, 2023 10:00 - 15 minutes - 27.8 KBWhen's the last time you had FUN. I mean the milk squirting out of your nose laughing, completely "irresponsible", Jumping up and down on the bed...FUN. That's what this podcast is all about. Fun. In bed. All kinds of fun in bed.
She Can't Trust His Hands
March 05, 2023 10:00 - 14 minutes - 13.7 KBAnd it's not for the reason you're thinking. She wanted to trust her Heart, and all the rest of her wanted to go...somewhere...with him....just somewhere ...else...where they could be alone together for a little while. But she couldn't trust his hands. This podcast is their story.
Guys Who Work All Nights
February 26, 2023 10:00 - 17 minutes - 15.8 KBEverything looks different when you're working at 3 AM. If you don't want to try it, just listen to this podcast, and you'll at least understand how it can change you. AND IT DOES.
The Mouse In MyHouse
February 19, 2023 10:00 - 16 minutes - 15.5 KBIt was a fight to the finish. Me against a snarling, brutish MOUSE in my house. He had cornered my Lady Wonder Wench on top of her dresser. It was a case of Mickey or me.
Watch Your Mouth
February 12, 2023 10:00 - 17 minutes - 15.7 KBYou've done it, and it makes you THINK words your spell checker would change...but you can't say them because you just bit your tongue. I call that "Auto Cannibalism." That's the subject of this podcast. Give a listen so you'll know what to do the next time you do it to yourself.
Do Not Delete
February 05, 2023 10:00 - 12 minutes - 22.7 KBLots of programs tell you Don't Delete. If you delete this program without listening first, all kids of terrible things could happen to you! But of course, maybe not. Don't take a chance. Give a listen please. If you do listen to me, and you'd like me to listen to you, send an audio link to [email protected], and I guarantee I'll listen to you.
It's Cold Outside
January 29, 2023 10:00 - 12 minutes - 23.6 KBI'm sure you've noticed the icicles on people's eyelids, and the chunks of coffee in people's Dunkin Donuts coffee cups, and the flashers just describing themselves, and the chicken laying her eggs from a standing position. IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. How cold is it? You'll have to listen to this podcast to find out.