GET WOOD comedy
190 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 44 ratingsGet Wood is comedian*actress*gun moll Jess Wood - Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs GET WOOD is funny, deep, and always positive, even if Jess uses the f word a lot; Her personal stories mixed with humor+ authenticity brings Jess' audience laughs as well as good feels and a movie/show review pushed in there
Get Wood is Jess and that means honest and open and always a good time, lovers!
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Episodes
Salviation Army aka Bed BJs
April 27, 2021 20:48 - 48 minutes - 44.9 MBWhat a great time I had this week telling y'all stories about: My Italian Gambler bf, my Puerto Rican hooker neighbor, RIP to Rappers we loved...and much more fun, silliness, enlightenment and even a lil tear drop. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
420 Hippies, Donors and Boners
April 20, 2021 18:48 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MBIt's a 420 Special and I'm telling stories about being "raised" by hippies and smoking weed at single digit ages...Also Bonghit Teen-Training, Hey Love, you want heroin? And more fun true stories from your pal Jess Wood xox --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
I Prefer L.I.L.F
April 13, 2021 19:08 - 47 minutes - 44 MBJess Wood is back this week and she wants ya to know, she's NO MILF. No kids=No M...More of an LILF- Ima "Lady" thank you! Meow Wolf was an adventure not only in art, but in being around other humans! Can't Hustle This White Lady! Bedrooms facing Playgrounds and much more fun. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
ButtPlug in the Window
April 06, 2021 18:57 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MBJess Wood is Get Wood and she's taking you through her week of hilarious stories: Yelling at PP Protesters! Mama Hates Kids! Boobs Mushed and plenty more fun! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Weight, Weight Don't Tell Me
March 30, 2021 18:48 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MBJess Wood is Get Wood and she's bringing you all her wild stories from the week: Control Issues! Abort, amoure, Minnesota Stop It! and more... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Vaxed and Waxed
March 23, 2021 18:52 - 37 minutes - 35.1 MBA wild week filled with Planned Parenthood! Songs So Stuck....muthafucka! New Prison Lights Outside! and more funny shiz --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
There's Some WOOD In This House
March 16, 2021 19:02 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MBI've got your hilarious 2020 Breakdown right hurrr...QuarQuar Tattoos! Sox 4 Cigs? St. Pap'pys Day! Are You White? and much more to entertain ya. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
A Bike named Jenny & a Crackhead named Sally
March 09, 2021 19:58 - 38 minutes - 35.8 MBHey I'm Jess Wood and these are a few hilarious and real stories from my week: ABQArtwalk Fun! Gotta Ring on IT! Riding in NYC vs LA! Safety Third and more! Venmo @Jess-Wood-10 stories you'd like talked about- [email protected] xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Ghosted by a Ghost
March 02, 2021 20:09 - 38 minutes - 35.9 MBJess Wood is Get Wood and she's bringing all her adventures from the week to you hilarious and uncensored: Golden Globe review! Who's My Daddy? 1 Year of Quar! and more... stories/questions- [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Whattaya Think of Balloons?
February 23, 2021 19:48 - 34 minutes - 32.4 MBJess Wood, comic/storyteller brings you with her this week on more adventures...Oz was More Than We Think! Only A Year? What is White Culture? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
PHAT Tuesday with your girl Jess
February 16, 2021 20:05 - 45 minutes - 42.3 MBJess Wood is Get Wood and this week she's taking you on more fun adventures: New Orleans in the Before Times! Leguzamo Gets It! Teeth Reviews! Valentines Barbershop and more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Why's it Stuck?
February 09, 2021 19:56 - 39 minutes - 36.7 MBComic and sex-positive storyteller Jess Wood is bringing you on her adventures from the week: Gifted Graffitti! Braids in Watts! Raps That Teach! and much more funny fun. Anything ya wish Jess would talk about? [email protected] Wanna send $? Venmo @Jess-Wood-10 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Which Witch is Which?
February 02, 2021 20:01 - 38 minutes - 35.7 MBJess Wood takes you on hilarious adventures from her week: Waving Dildos! Trendy but Magical! Caterwauls and more!! Join Jess Friday Feb. 5th for 'What's Good with Jess Wood' LIVE on IG @getwood from the ABQ Artwalk Venmo- @Jess-Wood-10 Easily Dickstracted merchandise available...DM for deets --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Politicks and Suckin' Dix
January 26, 2021 19:58 - 40 minutes - 37.9 MBJess Wood (comic and crazy woman) takes you on her hilarious adventures from the week: Weed Brownies! Weather Lust! Let's All Breathe Again! and more.... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Zip it, Karen!
January 19, 2021 19:57 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MBJess Wood is back this week with more of her wild stories...Blow Job Pop-Up! Post Office Protests! Methy Men!...and much more silly. Follow these awesome Albuquerque artists- @warzonemateo @nopalgallery @taylorhub_ @littleladywolf --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Mama vs. The Whites
January 12, 2021 20:08 - 44 minutes - 41.5 MBJess Wood is riled up and she's not afraid to tell ya about it: Karens, Dad-bods, Missing Teeth, Oh My! Albuquerque Artwalk! Mama! and more... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Birthday Masturbation Regulation
January 05, 2021 19:57 - 36 minutes - 34.2 MBJess Wood hadda birthday this week and she needs to tell ya about it...also? Poolside Gauze! Character Platforms! Why White Women?!!!? and more --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Best of Wood 2020
December 29, 2020 20:09 - 49 minutes - 46.1 MBJess Wood takes you through her favorite and wildest moments of the year 2020: Disney on Acid! Chinese New Year! Handsome Taliban and much more silliness, sass and spiritual shit. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Touch Me Under the Mistletoe
December 22, 2020 20:00 - 35 minutes - 32.7 MBJess Wood is Get Wood and this week she goes to a Zoom funeral, gets a Reiki Soundbath, doesn't need that BOX, Mama El shows up a few times, how childhood shit effects your intimate relationships...and more --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
WalMart Haircut
December 15, 2020 20:08 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MBComic & Storyteller Jess Wood takes listeners on the wild ride that is her week. This week Jess talks; Receptionist Therapy! Skull Sippy Cups! Ego Jung and Social damn Media! plus...Growing up on Welfare! Greyhound from LA to NYC! The Nutcracker! and even more. This episode is dedicated to Catie Lazurus rest in power, girlfriend --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Buddha From Kmart
December 08, 2020 20:00 - 42 minutes - 39 MBJess Wood is back this week with a tribute to her Godfather aka David Lander aka Squiggy...a Low Rider Cruise gets Wild...Who's MOON is this? and more --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Missin Jissim
December 01, 2020 19:57 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MBJess Wood is Get Wood a wild ride of stories from her week: Vibrating Massages! Beaver Moon! Suspence Faces! and much more fun goodness. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Mama Madness
November 24, 2020 20:12 - 40 minutes - 36.6 MBJess Wood takes you on adventures from her week....Mama El vibes! Lasagna Judges nobody! Who Are We Really? and more magical moments! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Flick 'n' Stick
November 17, 2020 19:52 - 32 minutes - 29.5 MBJess Wood takes you with her to the new business idea, a rude threader, methy-methersons and much more...plus a bonus female, small business shout out! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Courtyard Shots & Hiking Spots
November 10, 2020 19:54 - 35 minutes - 32 MBJess Wood is back this week with more exciting and hilarious stories. She met her 1st METHERS! She went THRIFT SHOPPING! She had a INSANE green chili burrito! and so much more.... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Quirky in Burque
November 03, 2020 20:04 - 38 minutes - 35.1 MBJess comes at ya live and wild from her new apartment! She's unnerved at the Beauty! And she's diving DEEP into what it means to feel DESERVING and LOVABLE. Big themes mixed with big laughs! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Facials or Facials
October 29, 2020 01:50 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MBJess Wood is back this week with more crazy stories from her week; Cast of Oz Movers! Scary WalMart Trumpers! Facials for Fun! and more. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Sexy Chix Dic Pix Chicago 7
October 20, 2020 19:42 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MBJess Wood takes her listeners on adventures throughout her week! Jess is on Netflix this week! She also did Palm Springs Comedy Fest! Mama El's 'Hooker' Acting Reel and more hilarity! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Muthaf*ckin Mailikai
October 13, 2020 18:49 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBJess Wood haunts your ears with laughs this week as she takes you on spook-tacular adventures! RIP Eddie Van Halen-BONUS David Le Roth stories!! plus; The Chinese Haircut! Showers with Clothes! Ska Sandwiches and much more fun! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Tuesday THOTS & Therapy
October 06, 2020 18:58 - 35 minutes - 32.7 MBJess Wood uses comedy to tell her crazy ass childhood stories and mixes them with adventures from her week. This week includes; Don't Shame The WAP! Stop Carrying That! Peeing into Jars and more... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Fairie Fest 2020
September 29, 2020 18:58 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBJess Wood is back this week after her tech difficulties!! Catching you up on the fist fights from her 7th birthday, to the wild-ass gift she got herself on her 10th birthday...and bringing in some stories from the week; Halloween aisle at Rite aid, fairies are real and more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
A Different Time
September 15, 2020 18:53 - 37 minutes - 24.2 MBJess Wood is GetWood and she's telling hilarious and touching stories from her hear and soul. From the streets to the sheets, nothing is off limits!! This week Jess continues her tales of growing up a hippie kid in LA, her crazy parents, sex without questions and more... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Mama El & Maybe Daddy
September 09, 2020 00:46 - 31 minutes - 18.6 MBJess Wood tells her origin story this week; Barneys Beanery, Abandonded Amusement parks, and more accompanythe tales of this wild childs parents. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Baby Burque Badass
September 01, 2020 20:55 - 27 minutes - 9.69 MBJess talks about her train trip to todays local...ALBUQUERQUE However, due to tech shit.... It's ONLY 9 MINUTES!!!! Poor lil computer....she aint what she used to be. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Acid Cats & Hoe Spins
August 25, 2020 22:51 - 35 minutes - 22.9 MBJess Wood takes you with her everywhere: from walking with the cat man, to traveling to other dimensions, Jess is always on her feet taking notes and noticing what others may take for granted. Love to the Blake family. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
No Shame, More Game
August 18, 2020 19:02 - 38 minutes - 25 MBJess Wood is back and more hilarious than ever! This week Jess tells stories about her and Drew b maybe being sisters, shock and memories tied to a jr high school picture, catcalled with no face, and more silliness! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
WAP House
August 11, 2020 18:45 - 33 minutes - 21.6 MBJess Wood brings you more hilarious stories from her week; who doesn't love the wet wet? thrift shopping, auntie to wayward girls and much more fun! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Moist Moon Madness
August 04, 2020 19:35 - 32 minutes - 21 MBJess Wood is back this week with more fun stories! A Laundro Visit! Earthquake Blasé! Who's the Worst for Children? and much more... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Karen on a Train
July 28, 2020 22:17 - 48 minutes - 30.8 MBJess Wood travels by car, bus and train to Palm Springs this week; where she encounters the most karenish karen, almost gets kidnapped, and touches herself a few too many x at a friends house...plus more! #karen #traindrama #funnygirlcomedian #educational #ratchet #entertaining #femalecomic #ladystoryteller #hahaha #LOL --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message
Less Teeth, More Tit
July 21, 2020 19:04 - 34 minutes - 21.5 MBComic and storyteller Jess Wood takes her listeners on adventures through Ye Olde Days of Renassainse Faire! Attention Ploys! What Day is it? And much more silly stuff... #femalestoryteller #ladycomic #funny #hahaha #comediangirl #femalecomedian #sextalk #educational #entertainment --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message