GET WOOD comedy

France Fines Filter Faces

April 04, 2023 19:35 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MB

hey lovers, what a fun show today! Buttered rolls, dump trump, bodega bitch and more! subscribe & share venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 cashapp 4getjesswood thanks see ya next tuesday xoxo jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Strangers Wanna Party with Me

March 28, 2023 19:34 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MB

Party apparrently means ORGY. I'm also talkin' shit about the DPSS NY vs NM and who works there...how's YOUR kitty treating you and more ! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Jess Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 loves ya --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

All the Guns & None of the Dress Up?

March 21, 2023 18:52 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MB

Hey lovers, happy spring equinox new moon and hopefully lock-up day here in the east...classical music...does it deter criminals? pegeon sex, RIP TRUGOY and some other fun stuffs. I'd absolutely love it if yo could share this with a few of your friends xox thanks sexy-pants, Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Self Esteems & Oscar Dreams

March 14, 2023 19:04 - 34 minutes - 31.2 MB

Hey lovers, the show was amazing this week; chattted about having BIGGER dreams than Job Interviews off Telephone Poles + A few movie reviews and lotsa silliness Enjoy and Share xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Sh*t Schmears

March 07, 2023 19:54 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MB

Don't get grossed out, lovers...One of the stories today is about the new FDA approved Anal sex condoms...and more juicy goods to keep ya entertained!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Gen X Love Styles

February 28, 2023 19:50 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MB

Hey Lovers, fun show today talking about love and dates with different generations in the digital age, ACTING! and my Off Broadway audition experience...MAMA EL and where she got her accent...plus more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Carnival Time

February 21, 2023 20:34 - 32 minutes - 30.4 MB

It's Fat Tuesday and I'm celebrating with stories about: My SEXY Surprise on Valentines Day! RIP to some of our heroes. Childless and Proud...and the backlash with lotsa fun goodies from my week. Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday and Get Wood Podcast = Trifecta of FUN !! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

SuperBowls & Art Holes

February 14, 2023 20:15 - 34 minutes - 32.4 MB

What a week, lovers and Happy VD btw! Try n catch the video of this on IG @getjesswood cuz my makup is inspired by Last of Us and BladeRunner and the state of our world...Don't worry-this is a comedy show! Week started off by being told a lotta crap by a subway "preacher" had a winner winner chicken dinner moment during the ole football game sunday, who eats a spicy cheeto? OR Shishito? You'll figure it out, but if ya do't you'll be laughing along the way! --- Send in a voice message: htt...

Grammys Grammys bo Bammys

February 07, 2023 20:17 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MB

Hey Lovers, what fun I had this week chatting about #GRAMMYS2023 Spy Phones all around Happiness in us and more silly fun stuff --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Santos Lovitz Super Pu$$y

January 31, 2023 20:15 - 34 minutes - 32.1 MB

Hey Lovers, what a fun episode! This week I'm chatting about the shame name game-mostly for women's parts n stuff...no thank you I say, but society may tell me something different...John Lovitz on Howard Stern as George Santos as The Liar character almost "blew my mind up!" Talc, No-Bleedin' and some more scary stuff they like us to place up on our lady parts, also some fun throwback stories of Mama El and lil me being on set of The Last Resort directed by the awesome Zane Buzby with both Ph...

Tempura-a tribute

January 24, 2023 19:58 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MB

Shecky Beagleman (not her real name) was an amazing and inspiring comedic performer. She passed away almost a montha ago and I'm pretty sure she's sending us all messages from beyond...the title of this episode is both part of a joke of hers and what I believe to have been a message from her this week...listen and lemme know what ya think. Also, Happy Lunar New Year of the water Rabbit! And a woman was made extra cheerful after she won a vibrator at a show I hosted this weekend....a vibrato...

Real Tough Girl Sh*t

January 17, 2023 19:13 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MB

Hey Lovers today's show was amazing, thanks to another wild week...You ever have to have a tough conversation with somebody? Do it in an even tougher neighborhood! How bout "Corporate Dressing" Do you even know what that means? I found out this week...From Mermaid Avenue to The St Regis Hotel, it's been quite an awesome adventure! Thanks again for all your support n loves xoxoxo Jess CASHAPP $getjesswood VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod...

I Love a Goofy Criminal

January 03, 2023 19:52 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MB

Happy New Year, Lovers! 1st episode of 2023 has some NYE ritual talk, a Polar Plunge and Birthday to remember Enjoy and Share with yer pals xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Witch Jail

December 27, 2022 19:58 - 34 minutes - 32.3 MB

hello lovers, twas a really silly fun show this week-and I know I needed it...Arrested for GTA in my bikini! SAG card from Hill Street Blues! Kosher Sushi and more!!! Make sure you follow on IG @GetWood and youtube jesswood69 xoxoxoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Chappy Chanukkah

December 20, 2022 20:04 - 33 minutes - 31.3 MB

Hey Lovers, a buncha holiday goodies is what this show is made of: Dancin' at Dollar Tree, Gallery Show on Shrooms, F*ck Trish and more ! #hannukah #holiday #truefunnystories #tiktokdances --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

The Most Traumatic Time of the Year

December 13, 2022 20:09 - 31 minutes - 29.5 MB

Hey Lovers, such a fun show today tellin' the story of my Junkie-Stick-Up-Kid BF Jail Visit for XMAS, Tales of The Dangerous Barbie Bubblebath and a little teaser for next weeks show about Acid on XMAS eve...have a great week and be gentle with yourselves xoxoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Bing Bong and a Botanica

December 06, 2022 21:37 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MB

Loverss, what fun it was to ride today and have stories that did sleigh; WTF's the irs do again? Mermaid Ave adventures featuring Bing Bong himself Mr Gorilla Nems and a LIVE viewing of his new show 'We Outside!" Leave a review and 5 stars for me if you'd be so kind. Take it slow bbs xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Balenciaga Bondage Bears for Xmas

November 29, 2022 20:02 - 31 minutes - 29 MB

Balenciaga Bondage Bears seem like a perfect gift for the holidays...JK JK...unless you're into it. I'm ranting about how there's too much shame in our culture and bondage is fine if we're all consenting...adults...oh, yea well. Also on my chopping block is the sexualization of a couple "Raven-Haired Beauties" who robbed a woman on the subway platform the other day, even though I do feel the robbery itself just might get some rents down. On TV I review some streaming shows that've been sooth...

My Mom Hates Thanksgiving

November 25, 2022 01:37 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MB

Holidays make a lot of us crazy, and Mama El always spoke her mind about them...I relate her thoughts here....actually? She just shows up unannounced as usual. I also tell the story about me having Sex with the Special Ed TA and a few more random things-between me coughing- OY! Apologies ahead of time Grateful for you xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Vabbing LIVE!

November 15, 2022 19:58 - 34 minutes - 32 MB

Have YOU Vabbed? It's not as weird as people say, I even give an example...shame-free and funny! Get Wood also believes it's ok and encouraged even to ASK FOR HELP when feelin' funky....c'mon, we've all been through a group truama, let's practice being nice to ourselves and one another...also? Who's SOLD their CLOTHES? 2nd Ave Old New York = Detachable Penis #kingmissle #eastvillagenyc #vabbingtrend --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Celebrity Ghosts & Baba Yaga

November 08, 2022 20:30 - 33 minutes - 30.5 MB

hey loverrs, t's been a learning kinda week for me-eclipse and all....Shrooms n stage time, NYC subways stories, Weeds not workin and more fun --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Russian Laughter and more wild tales

November 01, 2022 18:58 - 30 minutes - 28.5 MB

Hey lovers, happy Tuesday. Today's show - in honor of Dia De Los Muertos - spirit took over this episode ... no idea what went down, so hopefully you'll find it entertaining...past halloween scares, what makes Ukrainian folks giggle, and much more ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Metal in my Cooch

October 25, 2022 19:06 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MB

Another wild week of stories; personal and from the news; I give an example of VABBING, This years' Halloween Costume, Rocky Horror Fluidity and much more fun and deep talk. Thanks for hangin out with me hope you enjoy xoxoxo Jess #getwwodpodcast #vabbing #screammasks --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Acid on a Monday

October 18, 2022 18:55 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

Hey lovers, what a fun ep this week ! I chat about how we know it's Fall in NYC, Shrooms Never Lie, Horror Movies past and more ... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Raygun or Vibrator

October 11, 2022 19:04 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MB

Hey Lovers, whatta fun show today. I really wanna bring back the Newleywed Game LIVE and in person ! We gotta LOVE our body parts more ! Blowys at The Plaza and more things to make ya thin-gle (that's think n tingle and it's mine...thank you very much) Have some fun this week I'll C U Next Tuesday ;() xoxox Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

BANNED 4 Tatas

October 04, 2022 19:14 - 36 minutes - 34 MB

Banned for beautiful boobs, but Dahmer is #1 in the sreaming world? I didn't buy a Banksy ! Breadcrumbing vs Gaslighting and didju know Women STILL get cometitive over Men ? Plus more goodies to grin at --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Latin Queens & Real Estate Porn

September 27, 2022 19:03 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

hey lovers, another week of wildin out and gathering goodies to chat about: Ima spicy PUMPKIN bitch and proud ! bad movies that influenced us as girls---- PURPLE RAIN or BRINGIN DOWN THE HOUSE ? Mabon Blessings, La Shana Tovah and much more --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Porn = Politics

September 20, 2022 19:12 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

hey lovers, a brand new episode is up and ready for ya ! *we're all black *elvis movie review *coney island usa and more ! subscribe & share xoxox thanks jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Vahina Bookends & BYRON!

September 13, 2022 20:25 - 30 minutes - 28.5 MB

Lovers, I'm ranting today for real...Celebbrity Sighting in Coney Island "BYRON!" BingBong! Kim K & Ray J = BORING ASS SEX TAPE! The Queen can suc it, and more goodies to giggle at --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Ariel, You Can't Swim!

September 06, 2022 19:08 - 34 minutes - 32 MB

and more hilarious dialouge from the city so nice they named it twice: New York, New York! Back To School Rituals from the 1900's, Special Ed, UZI's and why they're weren't as many school shootings...Did GANGS keep it safer? I used to love to Huff Paint at a party and yes, I'm very grateful to be here SUBSCRIBE & SHARE xoxoxox Jess #gangs #schools #backtoschool #huffingpaint #uzi #nwa #specialed --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

She's Jewish, ya know

August 30, 2022 18:59 - 32 minutes - 30.4 MB

This weeks episode goes from noise to intimacy in a little less than 30 minutes...Bushwick Renovated, MSG & Chinese Food, Do They Mean It?--Issues around trust and love...my auntie doesn't think I got any color...and more funny fun --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

No Sleep til Brooklyn

August 23, 2022 18:48 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

I'm back, baby! And I'm in Coney muthafuckin Island!!! This episode takes ya on the adventures from New Mex to New York with wild ass characters included! Russians! Natives! Jewish! FUN FUN mutha. Enjoy the ep and share with your pals xoxoxoxo Jess $$$$$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$$$$$ Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Last Exit to 'Burque

August 16, 2022 19:01 - 37 minutes - 35 MB

Hey Lovers, this here's my final episode from Albuquerque and in it I'm recalling some of my favorite adventures, people and sights: Mama Z, James and the Giant Shot, Ghost Cats, Comedy Family and more good stuff. Share & Support $$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$ Venmo @Jess-Wood-10 xoxoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Hopelessly Devoted to Nudes

August 09, 2022 18:57 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MB

RIP Olivia Newton John and my spandex pants. RIP Motown songwriter Lamont Dezier, Cheeto Got Busted, Lions Gate Portal, an amazing farewell show at the Dry Heat Comedy Club and more talk about self-care 'n' shiz. $$$$$$$$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 take care of yourselves loves xoxo Jess #olivianewtonjohn #lamontdozier #maralago #fbiraid #nudes --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessi...

No Shame Titties

August 02, 2022 18:59 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

Hey Lovers, thanks for being with me today! I chatted about Freemoney the Great, Hooker Shoes, Otter Pops and so much more good stuff to make ya laugh, you'll be grateful ya tuned in...promise...Are ya in Albuquerque? Come see me LIVE Sunday 8/7 @ Dry Heat Comedy Club !!! Share and Subscribe Thanks BooBoos xoxoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Classical Music Scares Homeless

July 26, 2022 18:58 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MB

It's TRUE in Albuquerque the stores blast classical and opera outside to keep people from hanging out! I'm also cahtting about 1981 Top Songs and how diverse they were, but we took it for granted. 5 Tittie Review for The Grey Man on Netflix and lots more fun SHARE & SUBSCRIBE thaks loves, xoxox Jess #funnypodcasts #hilariouslady #getwoodpodcast #truestories --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Get in the Van

July 19, 2022 19:21 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MB

Hey Lovers, what a great show today chatting about bicycle accidents & adventures, white man wit a van, and how to build a community by just being yourself...plus more silly shiz. Share with your pals and subscribe on your favorite podcast platform Thanks xoxoxo Jess #funnypodcasts #comedyshow #funnylady --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Moist Tattoos

July 12, 2022 18:55 - 32 minutes - 30.3 MB

Lovers, this week was filled with self discovery, hot men and moldy ceilings. Have a listen a laugh and a like ! #tattoos #nmtattoofiesta #mold #selfhelp #bone #arthouse #sexslaves Feelin frisky? Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 xoxoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

R. Kelly vs Ghislaine

July 07, 2022 19:16 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MB

Ghosts, Ghislaine, and Gurus all in one fun episode ! #rkelly #gmaxwell #ghosts #gurus What a week! Enjoy and share the show with your friends Thanks xoxox Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

My Mamas Pro-Choice

June 28, 2022 18:56 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

Pro-Choice Mama and a trip to the abortion clinic are just a couple fun stories today on Mama's birthday! Also includes some fun comedy information, me being a spiritual gangster and a lot of hilarious in between. #prochoice #abortionrights #humanrights #comedyshow #hahahahaha #lol #truestories #mama #funnyshow #comedypodcasts --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Queen Bee

June 21, 2022 19:05 - 40 minutes - 37.8 MB

Hey Lovers, it's another week of wild stories! I took a #traumadump on a friend-I don't recommend it... #INTUITIVELY knowing what the dude's gonna say....RUSSIAN TEENS at a baseball game in #coneyisland, aand much more fun. SHARE with your friends xoxox Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

I'm Brave ?

June 14, 2022 18:54 - 34 minutes - 32.1 MB

Lovers, I was so blessed to open for Tommy Davidson last week! Afterwards lotsa people told me I was "Brave." Brave? I'm breaking it down and makin it funny...Didju know Cardi B LOVES the Roosevelts? Dry Heat Comedy Club opens next Thursday and I get to headline the first show of the first night of the first comedy club (in a long time) in Albuquerque ! There's a lil spot where tears come cuz I talk about Mama, but all in all----whatta fun show ! Enjoy and share with your pals xoxox Jess --...

Men in Short Shorts

June 07, 2022 19:05 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

I LOVE this new trend with men wearing tiny little shorts!! I sing about it on this episode, as well as discuss a couple heavy panic attacks I've had over the last week---NO it was not from all the short shorts, but good guess....Have you ever had to keep and protect a parking space for your mom or dad? ABQ ArtWalk shout outs, Comedy Shows I'm SO EXCITED I'm opening for Tommy Davidson tomorrow night Wed. 6/8 at REVEL!!!! Also siked to be on the opening weekend of the new cool comedy club ...

Sextortion Sass

May 31, 2022 19:08 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MB

Hey Lovers, today's show was amazing: filled with fun adventures and wild characters...Stop the Shame around SEX. Florida Fish are FUNKY! RIP Ray Liotta ---including movie quotes/reviews. Plus so much more! Enjoy xoxoxo Jess #sextortion #shameandsex #rayliotta #artandemotions $$$$$$$$$$ CASHAPP $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$ VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 $$$$$$$$$$$$ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Out Karen-ing a Karen

May 24, 2022 19:01 - 32 minutes - 30.4 MB

This week's show is filled ith adventure! First off a moment of tribute to the late great Taffy Jaffy. Rail Runner to Santa Fe with Mama El's spirit chatting the entire time. How do YOU deal with Turbulence? Fun & Funny Guesting with the hilarious and smart @ iamJohhnyJames go check out his podcast 'Respect the Connect' Subscribe & Share xoxoxoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Speaking of a Good Fingerbang...

May 17, 2022 19:06 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MB

Hello Lovers! Today's show is filled with so much giggle-good times...Is my #Weed guy QAnon? #Dispensary vs #Dealers, Mama El hadda #payphone inside our house! #Hippies. #Drugs. #Sex. The Whites Love Affair, My Type has escaped from prison, #lunareclipse #bloodmoon, Witches, Warlocks, Elves and Fairies alike all flock to hear my weekly musings. SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your pals!! Available where your favorite pods are and it's FREE Feelin Frisky and Generous? Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ ...

Sorry About Your D?ck

May 10, 2022 19:07 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MB

Stories from my week and from an alleyway on location...Did YOU get thrown into the pool for swimming lessons? How's family visits for ya? I adventured up to Jerome AZ for a "sit-through the hard feels" family time AND a lotta laughs. Find em where ya can, lovers. Putting myself out there like your new and extra sassy--DR RUTH! Have ya watched her documentary yet? A MUST SEE. What I'd love the most is if you listened, laughed, felt some tings and then SHARED THE SHOW. #family #funnypodcast #...

My Aboortion Stories

May 03, 2022 18:58 - 35 minutes - 32.7 MB

Hey Lovers, I'm riled and passionate about today's show topics: Karen's Need to STFU, ACTING! Open Mic Madness, Crittermeat.com parody commercial, and much more fun and intriguing thoughts on the week. SUBSCRIBE on all your favorite pod platforms & SHARE on all your socials @getwood Thanks BBs xoxoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Pervy Job Interviews

April 26, 2022 19:08 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

Hey Lovers, what a dam week! #420 #shooting #roasts #led #bikerides ALL the stories and some loves: I didn't suc the right dick for comedy, so why would I let some manager of a bar ogle my boobs all through my shift? 420 is supposed to be all silly stoner shit, so why'd our friend get SHOT? Oh so many extremes! Running through sprinklers and smoking a 1 pound joint were high-lights SHARE the show TAG @getwood cashapp $getjesswood venmo @ jess-wood-10 PATREON getjesswood69...

Apoca-LIPS Tour

April 19, 2022 19:20 - 33 minutes - 31.4 MB

#Sex #Selfcare #DyingHair ALL Hilarious topics on today's show! I'm goin' on tour...names so far...Comedy Community and wild ass mics... #truecrime the SMURF Murders!! and more --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

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