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Food Court Movie Podcast

490 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 45 ratings

A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.

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Food Court Movie Podcast: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (or, Michael Is Back!)

August 14, 2019 01:31 - 45 minutes - 51.7 MB

Up Next, We're Afraid   Where's my big toe, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Special Guest Michael Hampton saw Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, the new YA scary movie based on the popular book series. Will it be a spooky treat for all ages? Or milquetoast macabre for no one at all? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 52: Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (or, Shaw & Hobbs)

August 07, 2019 02:32 - 46 minutes - 53.2 MB

BADASSES   Oil up your pecs, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Special Guest Brian Bates (@brianbatescomic) saw Fast & Furious Presents: The Rock (Hobbs?) & (vs?) Shaw (Jason Statham!) Will the boys blow 'em up real good? Or will they blow it very badly? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to go to Samoa! Bon Appeti...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (or, Shaw & Hobbs)

August 07, 2019 02:32 - 46 minutes - 53.2 MB

BADASSES   Oil up your pecs, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Special Guest Brian Bates (@brianbatescomic) saw Fast & Furious Presents: The Rock (Hobbs?) & (vs?) Shaw (Jason Statham!) Will the boys blow 'em up real good? Or will they blow it very badly? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to go to Samoa! Bon Appeti...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 51: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (or, Doc Scholl's Hollywood)

August 02, 2019 02:39 - 36 minutes - 42.3 MB

Sadly, the purse-lipped King of Californication isn't in Tarantino's new jam, but the Kalifornia Kid sure is. Name a more iconic duo. We'll wait.   Alright Wood Hollies, let's get Hollywoodin'! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon and Sean saw Once Upon a Time dot dot dot in Hollywood, the brand new comedy (?) from soon-to-be-cancelled Quentin Tarantino. Will this blast from the past from the (alternate) ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 50: The Lion King (2019) (or, It means no new ideas! For the rest of our days!)

July 22, 2019 19:48 - 42 minutes - 48.2 MB

  Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Satenya, Food Lions! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and special guest Laura Peek saw The Lion King (2019), the new "Live Action" remake from the makers of all media, Walt Disney Fascist Movie Corp. Will this new version of the cartoon classic be a total waste of time? Or will it be something far worse? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and p...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 49: Midsommar (or, FYREFEST Y'ALL)

July 17, 2019 13:18 - 33 minutes - 38.3 MB

Furry Subreddit Gonna Love This One   Don't jump, Hair Pies! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Jon and Sean saw MIDSOMMAR, the new folk horror movie from Director Ari Aster. Will this new adventure in violence and toxic relationships click (wink) like Hereditary? Or will the sophomore slump hit Aster as it did our dear Mr. Peele? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 48: Spider-Man: Far From Home (or, Zero Mentions Of Tom Holland Self-Consciously Dancing)

July 08, 2019 15:29 - 46 minutes - 52.7 MB

Worship At The Altar Of Gyllyballs   Love is in the air, Food Spiders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guest Matt Boyd (@mattnealboyd) saw Spider-Man: Far From Home, the newest adventure from our favorite web-slinger. Will Spidey swing into our hearts like he did in Homecoming? Or will the ghost of (Spoiler Alert) Iron Man haunt them? Tune in to find it! So grab your popcorn, sneak in yo...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 47: Child's Play (or, The Chuckie Awakens)

July 02, 2019 01:15 - 44 minutes - 50.8 MB

Apparently Jennifer Tilly and Brad Dourif weren't available   Use The Force, Food Soldiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean, Jon and filmmaker/comedian/shitbird Seth Pomeroy (@sethpomeroy) saw the latest installment in the revered Star Wars franchise - this chapter curiously titled "Child's Play"! Wait, what? It's a reboot of The Chuckie Franchise? You don't say! Wait well then why is Mark Hamill in ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 46: Saving Private Ryan (or, How About Not Saving Ed Burns)

June 27, 2019 16:31 - 37 minutes - 42.6 MB

How WILL Tom Hanks get out of this pickle?   Take the beach, Food Soldiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon saw Saving Private Ryan, the little seen World War 2 drama from Art House Director Stefan Spielburg. Will they save Private Ryan? Or will he die like so many of our boys did on that fateful D-Day? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid bec...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 45: The Dead Don't Die (or, Groundhog Day of the Dead)

June 17, 2019 19:02 - 37 minutes - 42.6 MB

Groundhog Day of the Dead   Kill the head, Food Chuggers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw The Dead Don't Die, the new star-studded zombie comedy from Jim Jarmusch. Does Jim have a clever twist to bring to the tired zombie genre? Or should no one ever make a zombie movie ever again? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid b...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 44: Dark Phoenix (or, Homo Inferior)

June 11, 2019 04:03 - 28 minutes - 32.8 MB

Homo Superior   Food Muties, to me! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon watched "X-Men: Dark Phoenix", Sony's mercifully final foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Will the flimsy filmic analog for the civil rights movement give us one more mutagen-muddled thrill ride or will the children of the atom let us down one last time before going the way of the dodo (or The Fantastic Four)? Tune in t...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 43: Ma (or, NO MAAM)

June 03, 2019 16:23 - 45 minutes - 51.7 MB

Sew your mouth shut, Food Cretins! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw "Ma," the new thriller starring Octavia Spencer. Will this classic tale of teens being befriended by an older woman who has a dark past thrill? Or will it spill (which is bad)? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to put on your denim ha...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 42: Aladdin (or, Blue Man Poop)

May 28, 2019 16:41 - 37 minutes - 42.9 MB

Arabian Niiiiiiiights Food Courtneys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher of Which Is Better? podcast saw the new live-action (is it really?) remake of Aladdin. Will Will Smith rob Robin Williams of his genie crown? Or will remaking a beloved movie and only changing it slightly turn out to be as bad of an idea as it sounds if you just say it out loud? Tune in to find out! S...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 41: John Wick 3 (or, JOHN WICK 3)

May 21, 2019 15:19 - 38 minutes - 43.8 MB

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Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 40: High Life (or, Old Black Water, Keep On Spurting)

May 14, 2019 00:28 - 30 minutes - 34.9 MB

Ground control to major Food! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon and Sean saw the new sci-fi meditation from Claire Denis. Will Robert Pattinson sparkle in space? Or will the black hole of sadness eat us alive? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to ride the fuck machine! Bon Apetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: High Life (or, Old Black Water, Keep On Spurting)

May 14, 2019 00:28 - 30 minutes - 34.9 MB

Ground control to major Food! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon and Sean saw the new sci-fi meditation from Claire Denis. Will Robert Pattinson sparkle in space? Or will the black hole of sadness eat us alive? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to ride the fuck machine! Bon Apetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Intruder (or, Are You A-Quaid of The Dark?)

May 07, 2019 03:29 - 24 minutes - 27.9 MB

Lube up, Star Whackers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon saw The Intruder, which stars the least of the Quaid Dynasty which, if you are following Randy's career and/or social media accounts, really is saying something. Will Dennis' forays out of the Christian Canine genre provide as many chills and thrills as Randy's tweets? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and p...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 39: The Intruder (or, Are You A-Quaid of The Dark?)

May 07, 2019 03:29 - 24 minutes - 27.9 MB

Lube up, Star Whackers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon saw The Intruder, which stars the least of the Quaid Dynasty which, if you are following Randy's career and/or social media accounts, really is saying something. Will Dennis' forays out of the Christian Canine genre provide as many chills and thrills as Randy's tweets? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and p...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 38: Avengers: Endgame (or, when Ant-Man Cries)

April 29, 2019 22:26 - 39 minutes - 44.9 MB

    Assemble, Food Court Costumed Crusaders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon saw Avengers: Endgame, the latest and greatest installment in the Marvel cinematic universe. Do the boys mean "greatest" because it's a spellbinding Wagnerian 4-color epic that just won't quit? Or are the boys being overly literal because the movie clocks in at over THREE HOURS? Tune in to find out! So grab your popc...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Avengers: Endgame (or, when Ant-Man Cries)

April 29, 2019 22:26 - 39 minutes - 44.9 MB

    Assemble, Food Court Costumed Crusaders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon saw Avengers: Endgame, the latest and greatest installment in the Marvel cinematic universe. Do the boys mean "greatest" because it's a spellbinding Wagnerian 4-color epic that just won't quit? Or are the boys being overly literal because the movie clocks in at over THREE HOURS? Tune in to find out! So grab your popc...

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Curse of La Llorona

April 22, 2019 23:20 - 48 minutes - 55.2 MB

BOO, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon, with special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Curse of La Llorona, the new spook show from The Conjuring cinematic universe. Will this be another simple and effective scare machine like some of the CCU's best? Or will it be more like The Nun 2: Nunner One Stunner? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antac...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 37: The Curse of La Llorona

April 22, 2019 23:20 - 48 minutes - 55.2 MB

BOO, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon, with special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Curse of La Llorona, the new spook show from The Conjuring cinematic universe. Will this be another simple and effective scare machine like some of the CCU's best? Or will it be more like The Nun 2: Nunner One Stunner? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antac...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 36: Hellboy (or, Hell, Boy)

April 16, 2019 23:16 - 32 minutes - 37.5 MB

Gootin TAG, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the halls and the movie halls so you don't have to. By popular demand, Jon and Sean saw Hellboy, the new remake of that movie that didn't come out very long ago from once-promising director Neil Marshall. Is this the third remake we've done in a row? How many severed heads were there? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to shine u...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Hellboy (or, Hell, Boy)

April 16, 2019 23:16 - 32 minutes - 37.5 MB

Gootin TAG, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the halls and the movie halls so you don't have to. By popular demand, Jon and Sean saw Hellboy, the new remake of that movie that didn't come out very long ago from once-promising director Neil Marshall. Is this the third remake we've done in a row? How many severed heads were there? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to shine u...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Pet Sematary (or, I don’t wanna be buried! In a pet! Sematary! w/ Josh Lewis)

April 10, 2019 12:49 - 43 minutes - 50 MB

Mourn your dead child, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon, Sean and special guest Josh Lewis took a quiet job in the country and saw Pet Sematary, the new remake of the horror classic. Will this be a reimagining on the level of The Fly or The Thing? Or a remix on the level of our wokest feelings about Remix to Ignition? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 35: Pet Sematary (or, I don't wanna be buried! In a pet! Sematary! w/ Josh Lewis)

April 10, 2019 12:49 - 43 minutes - 50 MB

Mourn your dead child, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon, Sean and special guest Josh Lewis took a quiet job in the country and saw Pet Sematary, the new remake of the horror classic. Will this be a reimagining on the level of The Fly or The Thing? Or a remix on the level of our wokest feelings about Remix to Ignition? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 34: Dumbo (or, Ringmaster of None)

April 01, 2019 17:04 - 43 minutes - 49.3 MB

Strap on your fake arm, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guests Gary Fletcher and Michael Hampton snorted some feathers to see Dumbo, Tim Burton's remake of the children's classic. Will Tim's fantastical eye be the perfect thing to bring the big-eared pachyderm back to the screen? Or will his unbroken streak of mediocre to horrible films continue unabated? Tune in to find out...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Dumbo (or, Ringmaster of None)

April 01, 2019 17:04 - 43 minutes - 49.3 MB

Strap on your fake arm, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and special guests Gary Fletcher and Michael Hampton snorted some feathers to see Dumbo, Tim Burton's remake of the children's classic. Will Tim's fantastical eye be the perfect thing to bring the big-eared pachyderm back to the screen? Or will his unbroken streak of mediocre to horrible films continue unabated? Tune in to find out...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 33: Us (or, Tim & Peele)

March 25, 2019 22:28 - 30 minutes - 34.4 MB

Get out your scissors, Food Courtneys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon and Sean donned their red jump suits to see Us, the new horror movie from Jordan Peele, starring Lupita Nyong'o. Will Peele's new nightmare live up to the promise of Get Out? Or will the dreaded sophomore slump rear its ugly, but actually it looks exactly like me, head? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Us (or, Tim And Peele)

March 25, 2019 22:28 - 30 minutes - 34.4 MB

Get out your scissors, Food Courtneys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon and Sean donned their red jump suits to see Us, the new horror movie from Jordan Peele, starring Lupita Nyong'o. Will Peele's new nightmare live up to the promise of Get Out? Or will the dreaded sophomore slump rear its ugly, but actually it looks exactly like me, head? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 32: Captive State (or, Captive Audience Not So Much)

March 18, 2019 17:09 - 25 minutes - 29.2 MB

Strap on your bug blocking necklace, Food Courtheads! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Sean and Jon were turned into a pink mist by alien weapons while seeing Captive State, the new sci-fi thriller starring John Goodman. Will hard sci-fi be the perfect genre to talk about our treacherous times? Or is Trump a great president (the greatest president?) and not deserving of such pointed commentary? Tune in to fi...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 31: Captain Marvel (or, Is "Marvelovent" A Word?)

March 11, 2019 21:03 - 30 minutes - 34.8 MB

You can be my wingman anytime, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to. Jon and Sean slipped into something more comfortable (a bomber jacket) and saw Captain Marvel, the newest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Television Universe (MCTU.) Will Captain Marvel and her star-studded cast burn up the screen with their talent? Or will it crumble under the weight of its own 90s references? Tune in to fin...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 30: High Flying Bird

March 04, 2019 15:27 - 34 minutes - 40 MB

Hey now, gym rats! It’s time for a very special CROSSOVER episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean, Jon, and Chuck Anderson from Fastbreak Breakfast NBA Podcast (@fastbreakbreak) watched High Flying Bird, Stephen Soderbergh’s latest foray into the sports film genre and, this time, he shot it all on a dang iPhone! Will ol’ Steve remember to turn the phone sideways before he hits record? Will Chuck & Jon be able to ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 29: Fighting With My Family (or, Breaking Kayfabe)

February 25, 2019 17:31 - 26 minutes - 30.3 MB

Oh you didn’t know? Your ass better call somebody, for it’s time for a rumbling episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean, Jon, and Atlanta-based comedian Joe Kelley watched Fighting With My Family, the new WWE films Rasslin Movie from......wait for it.........Stephen Merchant! Can Vince Vaughn shake off the ring rust in a truly twisted casting choice as an ersatz Dusty Rhodes or will this be a No Holds Barred Dook...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Alita, Battle Angel (or, Eyes of Laura Martian)

February 17, 2019 16:18 - 34 minutes - 39.1 MB

Open your big-ass eyes, Food Courtals! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean and Jon watched Alita: Battle Angel, the new robo manga fight fest from Robert Rodriguez. Will Christoph and his robo baby Waltz away with the filmic victory? Or does CGI stand for Can’t Get Into (it)? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to cut a man...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 28: Alita, Battle Angel (or, Eyes of Laura Martian)

February 17, 2019 16:18 - 34 minutes - 39.1 MB

Open your big-ass eyes, Food Courtals! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean and Jon watched Alita: Battle Angel, the new robo manga fight fest from Robert Rodriguez. Will Christoph and his robo baby Waltz away with the filmic victory? Or does CGI stand for Can’t Get Into (it)? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to cut a man...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Cold Pursuit (or, Desperately Trying Not To Make A Darkman Joke)

February 09, 2019 00:12 - 25 minutes - 28.8 MB

Saw off your rifles, Food Courtneys! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Jon and Sean watched Cold Pursuit, the new dark dramedy starring the problematic man who shall not be named, two guys from The Wire, and WILLIAM FUCKING FORSYTHE. Will revenge be as sweet as a steaming hot bowl of deer stew? Or do gallows humor and controversy not mix? How long can Tom Bateman keep a straight face doing a ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 27: Cold Pursuit (or, Desperately Trying Not To Make A Darkman Joke)

February 09, 2019 00:12 - 25 minutes - 28.8 MB

Saw off your rifles, Food Courtneys! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Jon and Sean watched Cold Pursuit, the new dark dramedy starring the problematic man who shall not be named, two guys from The Wire, and WILLIAM FUCKING FORSYTHE. Will revenge be as sweet as a steaming hot bowl of deer stew? Or do gallows humor and controversy not mix? How long can Tom Bateman keep a straight face doing a ...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Velvet Buzzsaw (or, Tales From The Gilroy Crypt)

February 02, 2019 23:08 - 33 minutes - 38.4 MB

     Polish your spheres, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean and Jon watched Velvet Buzzsaw, the new horror/comedy(?) starring Jake Gyllenhall. Will this art-world satire splash blood around like a sanguine Pollack? Or will the Netflix curse of mediocrity strike again? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 26: Velvet Buzzsaw (or, Tales From The Gilroy Crypt)

February 02, 2019 23:08 - 33 minutes - 38.4 MB

     Polish your spheres, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean and Jon watched Velvet Buzzsaw, the new horror/comedy(?) starring Jake Gyllenhall. Will this art-world satire splash blood around like a sanguine Pollack? Or will the Netflix curse of mediocrity strike again? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time ...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Destroyer (or, Nicole Has Become Death)

January 19, 2019 21:53 - 30 minutes - 34.6 MB

Flip your wigs, Food Courters! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean and Jon welcome special guest Michael Hampton as they watch Destroyer, the new thriller starring Nicole Kidman. Will the twists and turns blow our minds like a bank heist dye pack? Or will Nicole’s makeup not make it? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to s...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 25: Destroyer (or, Nicole Has Become Death)

January 19, 2019 21:53 - 30 minutes - 34.6 MB

Flip your wigs, Food Courters! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean and Jon welcome special guest Michael Hampton as they watch Destroyer, the new thriller starring Nicole Kidman. Will the twists and turns blow our minds like a bank heist dye pack? Or will Nicole’s makeup not make it? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to s...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Replicas (or, Woe)

January 11, 2019 23:33 - 32 minutes - 37.2 MB

Boot up the drive, Food Courdials! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean and Jon grew some sexy stubble to see Replicas, the new sci-fi thriller starring Keanu Reeves. Will Keanu use his badass kung-fu to kick a clone through a window? Or will schlock whisk Jon away to the sunny shores of napland? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 24: Replicas (or, Woe)

January 11, 2019 23:33 - 32 minutes - 37.2 MB

Boot up the drive, Food Courdials! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean and Jon grew some sexy stubble to see Replicas, the new sci-fi thriller starring Keanu Reeves. Will Keanu use his badass kung-fu to kick a clone through a window? Or will schlock whisk Jon away to the sunny shores of napland? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Escape Room (or, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Drunk Driver)

January 05, 2019 17:20 - 29 minutes - 34.1 MB

Get a clue, Food Courtneys! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean and Jon welcome special guest Carter Glascock to lock in with Escape Room, the new thriller from the Director of the fourth(?) Insidious movie. Will the puzzles please the palate of these three Pjorkers? Or will the boys be torn apart by a Saw ripoff? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 23: Escape Room (or, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Drunk Driver)

January 05, 2019 17:20 - 29 minutes - 34.1 MB

Get a clue, Food Courtneys! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to. Sean and Jon welcome special guest Carter Glascock to lock in with Escape Room, the new thriller from the Director of the fourth(?) Insidious movie. Will the puzzles please the palate of these three Pjorkers? Or will the boys be torn apart by a Saw ripoff? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 22: Holmes and Watson (or, when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the most worthless movie ever)

December 31, 2018 19:11 - 27 minutes - 31.9 MB

Get out your magnifying glass, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean donned their deerstalker hats to see Holmes and Watson, starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Will the duo re-capture the magic of Talladega Nights? Or will the mystery of comedy remain unsolved? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s el...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Holmes and Watson (or, when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the most worthless movie ever)

December 31, 2018 19:11 - 27 minutes - 31.9 MB

Get out your magnifying glass, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean donned their deerstalker hats to see Holmes and Watson, starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Will the duo re-capture the magic of Talladega Nights? Or will the mystery of comedy remain unsolved? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s el...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Aquaman (or, 20,000 Dudes Under The Sea)

December 23, 2018 05:39 - 48 minutes - 55.7 MB

Permission to come aboard, Food Dudes? It's time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Special Guest Gary Fletcher donned their skin-tight orange armor to see Aquaman, starring Jason Momoa. Will James Wan make a super hero movie that's scary good? Or will the Ocean Master be fish food? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it's time to eat som...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 21: Aquaman (or, 20,000 Dudes Under The Sea)

December 23, 2018 05:39 - 48 minutes - 55.7 MB

Permission to come aboard, Food Dudes? It's time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Special Guest Gary Fletcher donned their skin-tight orange armor to see Aquaman, starring Jason Momoa. Will James Wan make a super hero movie that's scary good? Or will the Ocean Master be fish food? Tune in to find out! Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it's time to eat som...

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