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Food Court Movie Podcast

490 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 45 ratings

A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.

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Food Court Movie Podcast: Call of The Wild (or, Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit?)

February 28, 2020 00:34 - 49 minutes - 56.7 MB

  Ow wooooo, Food Wolves! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Call Of The Wild, the very newest CGI dog movie of all time. Will this heartwarming tale of a codger and his dog heal the nation? Or is it just a mocap man pretending to be dog and, thus, deeply uncomfortable? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid becau...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 81: Call of The Wild (or, Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit?)

February 28, 2020 00:34 - 49 minutes - 56.7 MB

  Ow wooooo, Food Wolves! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Call Of The Wild, the very newest CGI dog movie of all time. Will this heartwarming tale of a codger and his dog heal the nation? Or is it just a mocap man pretending to be dog and, thus, deeply uncomfortable? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid becau...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 80: JoJo Rabbit (or, The Day The Clown Cried)

February 21, 2020 04:25 - 33 minutes - 38.2 MB

  Heil, Food Courtlers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Jojo Rabbit, the “anti-hate satire” from Taika Waititi. Will this tale of a Hitler Youth resonate with our current political climate? Or is everyone who watches it, in fact, a Nazi? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to unsuccessfully attempt to tie our (spoiler) de...

Food Court Movie Podcast: JoJo Rabbit (or, The Day The Clown Cried)

February 21, 2020 04:25 - 33 minutes - 38.2 MB

  Heil, Food Courtlers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Jojo Rabbit, the “anti-hate satire” from Taika Waititi. Will this tale of a Hitler Youth resonate with our current political climate? Or is everyone who watches it, in fact, a Nazi? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to unsuccessfully attempt to tie our (spoiler) de...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Birds of Prey (or, Birds On A Wire)

February 14, 2020 02:24 - 38 minutes - 44.4 MB

Ca Caw, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Birds Of Prey: The Fantabulous Etc. Of Harley Quinn, the sequel to the universally reviled (but profitable) Suicide Squad. Will Margot Robbie’s irresistible charm save the day? Or does DC still stand for Dumb Crap? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to kick ass with ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 79: Birds of Prey (or, Birds On A Wire)

February 14, 2020 02:24 - 38 minutes - 44.4 MB

Ca Caw, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Birds Of Prey: The Fantabulous Etc. Of Harley Quinn, the sequel to the universally reviled (but profitable) Suicide Squad. Will Margot Robbie’s irresistible charm save the day? Or does DC still stand for Dumb Crap? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to kick ass with ...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Doolittle (or, Do As Little With Your Talent As Possible)

February 06, 2020 04:29 - 54 minutes - 62.6 MB

  There’s a sassy duck, Food Courterlies! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Doolittle, the newest remake of the not-very-beloved classic(?). Will Robert Downey Jr. reprise his role as the only interesting thing in a huge CG mess? Or can no one save this trash? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 78: Doolittle (or, Do As Little With Your Talent As Possible)

February 06, 2020 04:29 - 54 minutes - 62.6 MB

  There’s a sassy duck, Food Courterlies! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Doolittle, the newest remake of the not-very-beloved classic(?). Will Robert Downey Jr. reprise his role as the only interesting thing in a huge CG mess? Or can no one save this trash? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 77: The Gentlemen (or, Dads of Anarchy)

January 30, 2020 05:14 - 39 minutes - 45.2 MB

Cheerio, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw The Gentlemen, the new meta-crime comedy from Guy Ritchie. Will Ritchie’s cleverness have us dancing on the ceiling? Or will we be wishing for his glory days to come back and say, “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because RACISM! Bon Appetit! ...

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Gentlemen (or, Dads of Anarchy)

January 30, 2020 05:14 - 39 minutes - 45.2 MB

Cheerio, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw The Gentlemen, the new meta-crime comedy from Guy Ritchie. Will Ritchie’s cleverness have us dancing on the ceiling? Or will we be wishing for his glory days to come back and say, “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because RACISM! Bon Appetit! ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 76: Underwater (or, You can’t hold your breath and apply mascara at the same time)

January 23, 2020 01:08 - 54 minutes - 62.6 MB

Splash, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw UNDERWATER, the wettest, wildest ocean monster movie since The Meg. Will Kristen bring some serious Ripley energy? Or will T.J. Miller bring some serious T.J. Miller energy? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because I love moon pies! Bon Appetit!   Caption: La...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Underwater (or, You can’t hold your breath and apply mascara at the same time)

January 23, 2020 01:08 - 54 minutes - 62.6 MB

Splash, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw UNDERWATER, the wettest, wildest ocean monster movie since The Meg. Will Kristen bring some serious Ripley energy? Or will T.J. Miller bring some serious T.J. Miller energy? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because I love moon pies! Bon Appetit!   Caption: La...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Cats (or, Putting Out Fires With Gasoline)

January 15, 2020 04:36 - 40 minutes - 45.9 MB

JELLICLE, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon and special guest Michael Hampton brought CATS before the Food Court Of Appeals, to see if we need to put these kittens down. Will we unlock the mystery and truly understand the masterpiece CATS truly is? Or is it just the kitty-litter covered turd we always thought it was? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 75: Cats (or, Putting Out Fires With Gasoline)

January 15, 2020 04:36 - 40 minutes - 45.9 MB

JELLICLE, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon and special guest Michael Hampton brought CATS before the Food Court Of Appeals, to see if we need to put these kittens down. Will we unlock the mystery and truly understand the masterpiece CATS truly is? Or is it just the kitty-litter covered turd we always thought it was? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Uncut Gems (or, GoodMensches)

January 11, 2020 00:50 - 47 minutes - 54.4 MB

You’re a Jew again, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Uncut Gems, the newest discomfort machine from The Safdie Brothers. Will Adam Sandler be able to pull from his deep well of talent to play an irritating Jewish man? Or will it be SafDEEZ NUTS? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this is how we win! Bon Appetit!   ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 74: Uncut Gems (or, GoodMensches)

January 11, 2020 00:50 - 47 minutes - 54.4 MB

You’re a Jew again, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Uncut Gems, the newest discomfort machine from The Safdie Brothers. Will Adam Sandler be able to pull from his deep well of talent to play an irritating Jewish man? Or will it be SafDEEZ NUTS? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this is how we win! Bon Appetit!   ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 73: The Rise of Skywalker (or, Franchise Installment No. 9)

January 02, 2020 00:43 - 58 minutes - 66.7 MB

Meesa Skywalker, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Seth Pomeroy saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the final film in what they have now decided to call The Skywalker Saga. Will J.J. Abrams tap into the fun and adventure of a classic Star War? Or was digging up Carrie Fisher’s corpse for one last Wars as crass and icky as it sounds? Tune in to find out! So grab your ...

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Rise of Skywalker (or, Franchise Installment No. 9)

January 02, 2020 00:43 - 58 minutes - 66.7 MB

Meesa Skywalker, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Seth Pomeroy saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the final film in what they have now decided to call The Skywalker Saga. Will J.J. Abrams tap into the fun and adventure of a classic Star War? Or was digging up Carrie Fisher’s corpse for one last Wars as crass and icky as it sounds? Tune in to find out! So grab your ...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Cats (or, Pussy Galore)

December 28, 2019 17:28 - 55 minutes - 63.9 MB

  Jellicle cats singing Jellicle nonsense, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw CATS, the nightmarish film adaptation of the classic musical. Will movie magic make kittens come to life? Or will Judi Dench put the ow in meow? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to decide which cats get ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 72: Cats (or, Pussy Galore)

December 28, 2019 17:28 - 55 minutes - 63.9 MB

  Jellicle cats singing Jellicle nonsense, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw CATS, the nightmarish film adaptation of the classic musical. Will movie magic make kittens come to life? Or will Judi Dench put the ow in meow? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to decide which cats get ...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Black Christmas (or, Bob Clark Wept)

December 19, 2019 18:00 - 29 minutes - 33.8 MB

Deck the Halls with boughs of DEATH, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw Black Christmas, the newest remake of the 1974 horror gem. Will the rich history of socio-political horror gain a new classic? Or just not even close to that at all? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to Cary on my wayward Elwes! Bon App...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 71: Black Christmas (or, Bob Clark Wept)

December 19, 2019 18:00 - 29 minutes - 33.8 MB

Deck the Halls with boughs of DEATH, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw Black Christmas, the newest remake of the 1974 horror gem. Will the rich history of socio-political horror gain a new classic? Or just not even close to that at all? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to Cary on my wayward Elwes! Bon App...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 70: Knives Out (or, Clueless in Cleattle)

December 10, 2019 17:05 - 38 minutes - 44.1 MB

Heavy sort-of New Orleans accent, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Knives Out, the new whodunit from Rian Johnson. Will Johnson’s knack for genre flourish once again? Or will this be some Leia floating around like Mary Poppins kinda bullshit? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give get nana something to...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 69: The Irishman (or, Marvel-ous Marty)

December 03, 2019 23:32 - 1 hour - 70 MB

I heard you paint houses, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis marveled at The Irishman, the new crime epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the 1-2-3 punch of DeNiro, Pacino, and Pesci knock us out and stomp on our hand? Or will we wish Scorsese de-aged back to 1990? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s ti...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 68: A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood (or, Life Is Like A Box Of Beautiful Days In The Neighborhood)

November 26, 2019 16:50 - 45 minutes - 52.4 MB

Speedy Delivery, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, the new Mr. Rogers movie starring Tom Hanks. Will this meaty role satiate our hankering for Hanks? Or am I the captain now? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to cry! Bon Appetit!   Caption: We S...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 67: Parasite (or, Upstairs, Downstairs)

November 13, 2019 17:47 - 47 minutes - 54.7 MB

God Bless Wifi, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw Parasite, the new thriller from Bong Joon-Ho. Will anything I write be a spoiler? Can I even mention the basement? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because mentioning the basement definitely feels like a spoiler! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 66: Terminator: Dark Fate (or, Judgement Dang)

November 05, 2019 23:09 - 35 minutes - 40.7 MB

  We need your clothes, boots, and your motorcycles, Food Courtinators! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw Terminator: Dark Fate, the newest Timebot attack on James Cameron’s most beloved characters. Will Tim Miller use his Deadpool skills to quip the franchise back into shape? Or will we be yelling More Like In-Terminable-nator? Tune in to find out...

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Lighthouse (or, Rime Of The Ancient Binge Drinkers)

October 30, 2019 00:22 - 30 minutes - 35.4 MB

Let’s get drunk on lamp oil, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw The Lighthouse, the new surreal thriller from the director of The VVitch. Will Willem kill’em? Or will Eggers have them begging for less? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to marvel at a mermaid’s labia! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 65: The Lighthouse (or, Rime Of The Ancient Binge Drinkers)

October 30, 2019 00:22 - 30 minutes - 35.4 MB

Let’s get drunk on lamp oil, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw The Lighthouse, the new surreal thriller from the director of The VVitch. Will Willem kill’em? Or will Eggers have them begging for less? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to marvel at a mermaid’s labia! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Judy (or, Somewhere Over Some Studio-Provided Blow)

October 24, 2019 01:16 - 45 minutes - 52.5 MB

  There’s no place like home, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Comedian Chris Crofton (@thecroftonshow) saw Judy, the biopic about.....well, who else? Judy Garland! But here’s the twist: it stars Renee Zelwegger and......well, no one else! Can Nene’s Chicagoan swagger carry the picture? Or should she have been, like Judy herself so many times, replaced with another starlet? Tune in...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 64: Judy (or, Somewhere Over Some Studio-Provided Blow)

October 24, 2019 01:16 - 45 minutes - 52.5 MB

  There’s no place like home, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Comedian Chris Crofton (@thecroftonshow) saw Judy, the biopic about.....well, who else? Judy Garland! But here’s the twist: it stars Renee Zelwegger and......well, no one else! Can Nene’s Chicagoan swagger carry the picture? Or should she have been, like Judy herself so many times, replaced with another starlet? Tune in...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 63: Gemini Man (or, Will.i.am)

October 16, 2019 17:50 - 34 minutes - 39 MB

Where there’s a Will there’s a Will, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Gemini Man, Ang Lee’s newest High Frame Rate 3D sci-fi/action spectacular. Will Will will this film into quality? Or has Ang’s obsession with frames gone bad? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because there’s also a third Will at the very end! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Gemini Man (or, Will.i.am)

October 16, 2019 17:50 - 34 minutes - 39 MB

Where there’s a Will there’s a Will, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and Jon saw Gemini Man, Ang Lee’s newest High Frame Rate 3D sci-fi/action spectacular. Will Will will this film into quality? Or has Ang’s obsession with frames gone bad? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because there’s also a third Will at the very end! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Joker (or, woop woop)

October 09, 2019 03:31 - 52 minutes - 60.6 MB

HA HA HA, Food Courtals! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guests Michael Hampton and Seth Pomeroy saw JOKER, the newest take on the Clown Prince Of Crime. Will Todd Philips stick the landing from frat comedy to comic book brutalism? Or has Joaquin’s self-flagellation finally gone too far? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this clow...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 62: Joker (or, woop woop)

October 09, 2019 03:31 - 52 minutes - 60.6 MB

HA HA HA, Food Courtals! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guests Michael Hampton and Seth Pomeroy saw JOKER, the newest take on the Clown Prince Of Crime. Will Todd Philips stick the landing from frat comedy to comic book brutalism? Or has Joaquin’s self-flagellation finally gone too far? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this clow...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 61: The Shining (or, NOT the Stephen Weber Classic)

October 02, 2019 00:12 - 36 minutes - 42.1 MB

    You didn’t let me finish, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw The Shining, the horror classic now in 4K (We’re glad they added the extra K.)  Will the boys revel in the measured pace of the Kubrick classic? Or will they #cancel the K-man? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because we are completely unreliable assholes! Bon...

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Shining (or, NOT the Stephen Weber Classic)

October 02, 2019 00:12 - 36 minutes - 42.1 MB

    You didn’t let me finish, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw The Shining, the horror classic now in 4K (We’re glad they added the extra K.)  Will the boys revel in the measured pace of the Kubrick classic? Or will they #cancel the K-man? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because we are completely unreliable assholes! Bon...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Ad Astra (or, To Infinity And Beyond...and beyond...and beyond)

September 24, 2019 17:35 - 31 minutes - 36.4 MB

Catch some space Zs, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw Ad Astra, the new space meditation by critical darling James Gray. Will Brad’s performance be (inter)Stellar? Or will it feel 2001 hours long? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because my daddy didn’t wuv me! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 60: Ad Astra (or, To Infinity And Beyond...and beyond...and beyond)

September 24, 2019 17:35 - 31 minutes - 36.4 MB

Catch some space Zs, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Sean saw Ad Astra, the new space meditation by critical darling James Gray. Will Brad’s performance be (inter)Stellar? Or will it feel 2001 hours long? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because my daddy didn’t wuv me! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 59: Hustlers (or, Insert Cardi B Noise Here)

September 18, 2019 01:00 - 46 minutes - 53 MB

  Climb the pole, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw Hustlers, the based-on-a-true story of two strippers with a heart of darkness. Will a healthy combination of crime and jiggling bring a smile to your face? Or will the “squad goals” not be “a mood”? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time ...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Hustlers (or, Insert Cardi B Noise Here)

September 18, 2019 01:00 - 46 minutes - 53 MB

  Climb the pole, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw Hustlers, the based-on-a-true story of two strippers with a heart of darkness. Will a healthy combination of crime and jiggling bring a smile to your face? Or will the “squad goals” not be “a mood”? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 58: IT Chapter 2 (or, IT Stinks!)

September 11, 2019 00:29 - 42 minutes - 48.5 MB

What IT is, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw IT: Chapter 2, the newest big budget adaptation of the Stephen King horror classic(?) Will the sort-of-Star-studded cast shine brightly? Or will the movie be three hours long for some goddamn reason? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid be...

Food Court Movie Podcast: IT Chapter 2 (or, IT Stinks!)

September 11, 2019 00:29 - 42 minutes - 48.5 MB

What IT is, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw IT: Chapter 2, the newest big budget adaptation of the Stephen King horror classic(?) Will the sort-of-Star-studded cast shine brightly? Or will the movie be three hours long for some goddamn reason? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid be...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Don’t Let Go (or, Please, Let It Go)

September 04, 2019 22:31 - 43 minutes - 49.8 MB

Great Scott, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Jon saw Don't Let Me Go, the new time thriller from Blumhouse. Will David Oyelowo prevent a crime that has already happened? Or will the audience be mostly confused and occasionally horrified? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to brutally murder a child more than one ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 57: Don't Let Go (or, Please, Let It Go)

September 04, 2019 22:31 - 43 minutes - 49.8 MB

Great Scott, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Jon saw Don't Let Me Go, the new time thriller from Blumhouse. Will David Oyelowo prevent a crime that has already happened? Or will the audience be mostly confused and occasionally horrified? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to brutally murder a child more than one ...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 56: Ready Or Not (or, Not Quite clueless In So Many Ways)

August 29, 2019 01:20 - 32 minutes - 36.9 MB

We want Wadsworth; yes we do! We want Wadsworth; how about you!?   Get a clue, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw Ready Or Not, the new not-quite remake of Clue. Will the murders satisfy our incessant blood lust? Or will we just be back at the theater next week to sip on more blood? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Ready Or Not (or, Not Quite clueless In So Many Ways)

August 29, 2019 01:20 - 32 minutes - 36.9 MB

We want Wadsworth; yes we do! We want Wadsworth; how about you!?   Get a clue, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw Ready Or Not, the new not-quite remake of Clue. Will the murders satisfy our incessant blood lust? Or will we just be back at the theater next week to sip on more blood? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and...

Food Court Movie Podcast: Apocalypse Now - Final Cut (or, Final Water Buffalo Cut)

August 21, 2019 17:14 - 35 minutes - 40.5 MB

  Cambodian Dream Dusty Rhodes   I loved you in Wall Street, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Jon saw Apocalypse Now: The Final Very Last Cut, the very most final cut of Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam classic. Will this new cut still have Marlon Brando? Or is it just two and a half hours of Larry Fishburne dancing with his shirt off? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, snea...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 55: Apocalypse Now - Final Cut (or, Final Water Buffalo Cut)

August 21, 2019 17:14 - 35 minutes - 40.5 MB

  Cambodian Dream Dusty Rhodes   I loved you in Wall Street, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Jon saw Apocalypse Now: The Final Very Last Cut, the very most final cut of Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam classic. Will this new cut still have Marlon Brando? Or is it just two and a half hours of Larry Fishburne dancing with his shirt off? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, snea...

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 53: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (or, Michael Is Back!)

August 14, 2019 01:31 - 45 minutes - 51.7 MB

Up Next, We're Afraid   Where's my big toe, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Special Guest Michael Hampton saw Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, the new YA scary movie based on the popular book series. Will it be a spooky treat for all ages? Or milquetoast macabre for no one at all? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's...

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