Fanimorphs: The Dork-Bajir Chronicles
143 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratingsWe’re a group of three friends talking about the YA series, Animorphs. One is a veteran of the series, one read it as a kid but can't really remember, and the last one has never read a word of the series!
If you want to know more about how the series holds up or just some gross animal facts, you’ve come to the right place. New episodes every Monday!
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Episodes
TV Series: Episode 16
March 18, 2019 06:00 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MBWe’re back for more punishment as we dig into Episode 16 of the Animorphs TV Series: “Tobias.” Ironically, this episode is not just about Tobias, despite the title. We delve into some classic bullying, some asinine Andalite antics, and some depressing teenage realities as we try to make sense of this seemingly pointless episode. This week’s Fanimail: Mae: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=695276217524708&id=417173502001649 @ElgeneRosetta: https://twitter.com/DorkBajir/sta...
TV Series: Episodes 14 and 15
March 11, 2019 06:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBIt’s with heavy hearts that we once again revisit the Animorphs television series, picking up where we left off at episodes 14 and 15 titled “The Leader.” Once again, we’ve brought Jarred along for the ride and this time we force him to do all the summarizing so we don’t have to relive this any more than we have to. Stay tuned for discussion about something being so hot it feels cold (or vice versa?), Marco’s mom being Janice from Friends, and how useless Cassie and Rachel are at jumping t...
The Speaking Tree: Animorphs #32
March 04, 2019 07:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBThis week on The Speaking Tree we talk more about Animorphs #32: The Separation! We SPLIT our attention into the following three questions: If you were the rest of the Animorphs, how would you have handled the split (after you understood what had happened) knowing that you needed to use one of the Rachels for the Anti-Morphing Ray mission? If you had a twin that was, like, the opposite version of you, how would you deal with that? How would you use a starfish morph in your own life for...
Animorphs #32: The Separation
February 25, 2019 07:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MBThis week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles we talk about Animorphs #32: The Separation, the Rachel book where she gets split in two and we have to endure a very stilted metaphor for struggling with your inner demons! Get ready for Mikael to hate on this because he really does. Brayden is pretty keen on it, though. Some would say this episode features “two sides of the same coin,” or some other cliche way of saying opposing views about a singular thing. KINDA LIKE THIS BOOK IS TRYING TO DO WITH...
The Speaking Tree: Animorphs #31
February 18, 2019 07:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBWe get in to some DEEP Nazi theorizing on this episode of The Speaking Tree where we discuss some questions we had after reading Animorphs #31: The Conspiracy last week! What would be a more effective way to protect Jake's father in this situation? How would you use morphing to help you deal with the death of a loved one? How would you use a peregrine falcon morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanmail: @Blerd_CGE: https://twitter.com/Blerd_CGE/status/10...
Animorphs #31: The Conspiracy
February 11, 2019 07:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MBWe talk murder plots and drive-by failures this week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles as we jump into Animorphs #31: The Conspiracy, the one where Jakes great grandpa dies and all hell breaks loose! We go over the many issues we have with this book, whether it be the question of “is Tom a Nazi,” “why did Tom have to kill his dad,” or “why is Jake such a bad leader?” This week’s Fanimail: @the_slan: https://twitter.com/the_slan/status/1074876548761706498 @Tellurium124: https://twitter.c...
The Speaking Tree: Megamorphs #3
February 04, 2019 07:00 - 41 minutes - 28.2 MBWe talk some heavy time travel logic in this episode of The Speaking Tree, a Fanimorphs podcast about the rules and systems within the Animorphs universe! This week we take on a few hypothetical questions relating to Megamorphs #3: Elfangor’s Secret, the book we discussed last week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! This week we tackle the following situations: How would you have dealt with closing the time loop after Marco killed V4? How would you have used the Time Matrix AND morphing to ...
Megamorphs #3: Elfangor's Secret
January 28, 2019 07:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MBThis week we talk about the only time-travelling novel you’ll ever need to read: Megamorphs #3: Elfangor’s Secret! In this one, the Animorphs have slaves and Jake is a white supremacist...for a couple chapters. We dive into time travel logic nonsense, how we don’t know anything about history--like, at all--and how maybe probably this book could not have been released in 2018. This week’s Fanimail: @Kierin_Andrews: https://twitter.com/Kierin_Andrews/status/1065466033543225344?s=19 @m...
The Speaking Tree: Animorphs #30
January 21, 2019 07:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MBWelcome back to The Speaking Tree, the Dork-Bajir podcast that tries to right the wrongs of the Animorphs series while taking a bit of a deeper dive into the world that is the human resistance. Today we’re talking about Animorphs #30: The Reunion as we answer the following questions: What would be a more ideal plan to get Visser One and Visser Three to fight each other, potentially to the death? How would you use morphing to improve your shopping game? How would you use a cockroach mor...
Animorphs #30: The Reunion
January 14, 2019 07:00 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MBFinally time for some more Marco mishaps! The Dork-Bajir Chronicles dives into Animorphs #30: The Reunion, the Marco book where he randomly bumps into his mom while skipping school. We talk about mall chase scenes, my poor Marco’s baby bones (his feelings), and the overuse of the phrase “the bright, clear line.” Seriously. Get a thesaurus. I implore you. I beseech you. I urge you. Get a thesaurus. This week’s Fanimail: @ElgeneRosetta: https://twitter.com/ElgeneRosetta/status/106942722...
The Speaking Tree: Animorphs #29
January 07, 2019 07:00 - 47 minutes - 32.9 MBWe’re back for more of The Speaking Tree! This time, as we look back on Animorphs #29: The Sickness, the book we talked about last week, we delve a bit deeper into the following questions: How would you extract a single Yeerk from the Yeerk Pool if you had to act completely on your own? How would you use morphing to get what you want out of a junior high school dance? How would you use an eel morph in your own life for purely personal reasons? This week’s Fanimail: @Velawesome: ht...
Animorphs #29: The Sickness
December 31, 2018 07:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBWe talk random illnesses, brain surgery, and junior high dancing in this week’s episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles about Animorphs #29: The Sickness. Let’s hope you don’t let out a Technicolor yawn when listening to this episode because things get real. More than anything, we gush over the dance and everything involved with the dance. Sorry. Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at...
BONUS EPISODE: The Dork-Bajir Christmas Special
December 24, 2018 07:00 - 36 minutes - 24.8 MBJoin us for a special episode where we take your Animorphs and holiday related questions and spin them into a winter wonderland. Tune in to hear our answers to questions like: What do Yeerks give each other for Christmas? How would Ax behave at a holiday party? Are Hork-Bajir mortified by Christmas trees? Thanks for a great year and we hope to see and hear from you all long into the new year! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivele...
The Speaking Tree: Animorphs #28
December 17, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MBWelcome to our very first episode of The Speaking Tree, our off-week episode that dives into some hypothetical questions about the last book we read! In this case, we draw from Animorphs #28: The Decision and came up with the following questions: How do you approach the problem of two facilities that are Yeerk controlled but you don't know why they control them? How do you get unlimited TV and internet to a laptop you keep in the woods? How would you use a bull morph in your own life f...
Animorphs #28: The Experiment
December 10, 2018 07:00 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MBWelcome to the second half of the series! This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles we read and discuss Animorphs #28: The Experiment, the Ax book where they invade a slaughterhouse and also save some chimpanzees! We have a lot of questions about this book. Could you rip open someone’s stomach with a wrench? Is this book saying factory farming is actually, factually okay to do? How much money would it take for each of us to be okay pooping in front of each other? So many deep dives into stuff...
Halfway Mark Analysis: Part 2
December 03, 2018 07:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MBIn the second half of our Halfway Mark Analysis, we talk about the format of the series, including it’s publication history, some trivia about its release, our experiences with getting our hands on the Animorphs as children, and more! We also play a few games such as a Live from the Gardens Final Jeopardy, Guess The Plot, and more! Big thanks to all our fans and listeners who have gotten us this far and who have contributed thoughts and questions to this episode and others! We love you all...
Halfway Mark Analysis: Part 1
November 26, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBWelcome to the halfway point of the Animorphs book series! Our Halfway Mark Analysis episode will be split into two parts: Story and Format. In Part 1, we’ll discuss our thoughts on the progression of the plot so far, how specific characters have evolved over time, our favorite (and least favorite) moments, our favorite Visser Three morphs, and so much more! Brayden tries out a few predictions for the rest of the series here as well so stay tuned for the end of the episode! Check out our...
BONUS EPISODE: Teaching Animorphs to Children with Pedro Celino
November 23, 2018 07:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MBJoin MIkael as he interviews Pedro Celino, a grade school teacher from Texas who has decided to take on the task of teaching his students the Animorphs series. He discusses challenges, surprises, and favorite characters in this very special bonus episode of Fanimorphs: The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Twitter: www.twitter.com...
Live from the Gardens: The Exposed
November 19, 2018 07:00 - 37 minutes - 25.7 MBThis week, on our FINAL episode of Live from the Gardens, we talk sperm whales and giant squid, two of the enormous, monstrous morphs from Animorphs #27: The Exposed, the book we read last week! Want to know all about whale spermeceti? What about how giant squids use their toothed tongues to pre-digest food? How about prehensile penises? Well, you’re in the right place! Also, stay tuned for a special appearance by Fred Durst! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Ne...
Animorphs #27: The Exposed
November 12, 2018 07:00 - 50 minutes - 34.8 MBWe talk deep-sea squid capers in this week’s episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! Join us in our quest to save the Chee as we talk Animorphs #27: The Exposed! Wanna know what our ideal Pemalite environments would be? Tune in this week to find out the answer! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Tumblr: https://dorkba...
TV Series: Episode 13
November 05, 2018 07:00 - 51 minutes - 35.1 MBWe watch the “The Forgotten,” the thirteenth (and cursed) episode of the Animorphs TV show with friend of the show Jarred McClure! This is the one where Rachel gets lost in the woods after getting amnesia and meets that crazy ex-Controller as well as a handsome boy who tries to put a slug in her ear. Listener warning: we talk about crackers a weird amount in this one. You can find more of Jarred’s stuff at www.collectivelegacy.org/2nerdsinabasement or on instagram at @vanillajayy Check...
TV Series: Episode 12
October 29, 2018 06:00 - 50 minutes - 34.8 MBWe talk about the Animorphs TV Series again this week with friend of the show Jarred McClure from the 2 Nerds in a Basement podcast! This time we watched Episode 12: The Stranger, the one where Rachel meets her future self who is an accountant (?) with a hunting (?) knife. Also, the Eye of Sauron is in this one. You can find more of Jarred’s stuff at www.collectivelegacy.org/2nerdsinabasement or on instagram at @vanillajayy Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Netw...
TV Series: Episode 11
October 22, 2018 06:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBJoin us as we talk about how much this show blows for the next hour or whatever. They traded Cassie for Rachel despite this storyline being clearly more suited for Rachel. Blah blah blah, here’s “The Reaction” on Nickelodeon. Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Facebook...
TV Series: Episode 9 and 10
October 15, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBWe’re back for more punishment as The Dork-Bajir Chronicles (and Jarred) take on more of the godawful mistake that was the Animorphs TV Series. This week we discuss episodes 9 and 10, titled The Capture Part 1 and Part 2, the one where Jake gets a Yeerk in his head! You can find more of Jarred’s stuff at www.collectivelegacy.org/2nerdsinabasement or on instagram at @vanillajayy. Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs ...
Live from the Gardens: The Next Passage
October 08, 2018 06:00 - 37 minutes - 25.4 MBWell, at least these books are good for SOMEthing! We talk about a bunch of the morphs from Alternamorphs: The Next Passage on this episode of Live from the Gardens! We cover everything from komodo dragons to the mythical Howlers! Splice in a healthy dose of puns and a dash of us interrupting each other as usual and you get the perfect episode of Fanimorphs! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patr...
Alternamorphs #2: The Next Passage
October 01, 2018 06:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MBOh no. OH NO. Another one?? That’s right: it’s time for another Choose Your Own Adventure escapade as The Dork-Bajir Chronicles reads Alternamorphs #2: The Next Passage! This is the one where you play as David but in an alternate timeline through some questionable Ellimist interference. Don’t worry though! It makes just as little sense as the first Alternamorphs, only with characters your recognize this time! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.c...
Live from the Gardens: The Attack
September 24, 2018 06:00 - 38 minutes - 26.4 MBThis episode we’re talking tigers and peregrine falcons, two of the morphs from Animorphs #26: The Attack! What is the “Day of the Tiger”? Do falcons have teeth? What is a group of tigers called? Find out this week on Live from the Gardens! Hypothetical Question of the Week: Which animal would be the better star of a teen coming-of-age movie? Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at ww...
Animorphs #26: The Attack
September 17, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBGet ready for lava monsters with cool guns and weird accordion aliens as we discuss Animorphs #26: The Attack, the one where they’re whisked away to another planet and we learn all about Crayak. We’re joined by Ellimist-tier patron Andrew on this episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! Andrew has been enjoying the fruits of this donations for a while now, one of which is that he is granted a guest spot on an episode of our show! Everyone give Andrew a round of applause for being awesome! C...
Live from the Gardens: The Extreme
September 10, 2018 14:39 - 42 minutes - 28.9 MBGet ready for some real prey and predator trivia as we discuss the ringed seal and the polar bear, the two morphs acquired in Animorphs #25: The Extreme! Ever wanted to know where a seal gives birth? What about male friendships between polar bears? Tune in to find out! Hypothetical Question of the Week: Which would you rather have as a pet: a seal-sized polar bear or a bear-sized seal? Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fa...
Animorphs #25: The Extreme
September 03, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBCome cool off with The Dork-Bajir Chronicles this week as we talk Animorphs #25: The Extreme, the chilling tale of ice monsters, polar bears, and Marco’s subzero dating life! Learn about how Brayden doesn’t know how to be sad, what Visser Three’s bedroom looks like, and cool names for a boy band consisting of the mysterious Five. Also, we recap the plot and whatever! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can fi...
Live from the Gardens: The Suspicion
August 27, 2018 06:00 - 34 minutes - 23.6 MBWe talk anteaters on this episode of Live from the Gardens about the morphs from Animorphs #24: The Suspicion! Are all anteaters female? Why do insects stick to an anteater’s tongue? What is so special about the anteater’s stomach acid? As usual, tune in to find out the juicy answers and maybe, who knows, have a few chuckles along the way. Hypothetical Question of the Week: Would you rather have the ridiculously long tongue of the anteater or would you rather have their claws and why? ...
Animorphs #24: The Suspicion
August 20, 2018 06:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MBWe’re back for another Cassie book! This time, the Fanimorphs talk about Animorphs #24: The Suspicion, the one where the tiny but mighty Helmacrons try to steal the morphing cube. We talk some hard science this episode: quantum foam, tiny physics, creationism, the South Park video game, Harry Potter...well, I guess maybe not ALL super scientific but you know what I mean. Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs Twitter: www.t...
The Andalite Chronicles: Part 3
August 13, 2018 06:00 - 47 minutes - 32.8 MBThe big finale of The Andalite Chronicles comes crashing down on Mikael, Tessa, and Brayden as they are showered in sci fi craziness! Join us as we talk time paradoxes in our discussion of The Andalite Chronicles: An Alien Dies, part 3 of Elfangor’s origin story! This book has essentially the coolest sci fi premises out of anything in the whole series so buckle up for our discussion of space- versus time-warping, more talk of Taxxon biology, and that crazy ass scene in the TIme Matrix torn...
The Andalite Chronicles: Part 2
August 06, 2018 06:00 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MBWe’re back for the meaty middle section of The Andalite Chronicles: Alloran’s Choice. We walk you through the Taxxon homeworld and Elfangor’s movements through it. If you like lengthy discussions about the ethics and logistics of war tactics, this episode is for you. Also, if you like discussing the biology (and even psychology) of fictional alien species, this is DEFINITELY for you.
The Andalite Chronicles: Part 1
July 30, 2018 07:06 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBThe story of Elfangor! Finally! We talk about part one of The Andalite Chronicles this week and get deep into the story of the purple alien that started it all. We discuss the logic of Andalite life (including Andalite plastic, Andalite formal wear, and weak Andalite bodies), what meat does to your brain, and whether or not Loren and Elfangor deserve to be together. Tune in for the first of this three part series on the origin of the biggest hero in Animorphs lore!
Live from the Gardens: The Pretender
July 23, 2018 06:00 - 41 minutes - 28.5 MBWe talk rabbits, rabbits, and more rabbits this week on Live from the Gardens! As the only new morph from Animorphs #23: The Pretender, rabbits are the star of the show this time around. How many rabbit babies can two rabbits make in seven years? What’s up with the two different poo types that rabbits lay? What would happen if you only ate rabbit meat for your protein? Find out the answer to this and more by tuning in! Hypothetical Question of the Week: If you could have one human job bu...
Animorphs #23: The Pretender
July 16, 2018 06:00 - 44 minutes - 30.3 MBThis week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles we tackle another magnificent Tobias book, this time with a sneaky reveal at the end! We talk bird boy and existential crisis in our discussion of Animorphs #23: The Pretender. Strap in for a super long look at Animorph relationships in our OTP Alert this week as well as Mikael being stuck up about THE BIG REVEAL! Did you forget what gets revealed this book about Tobias’ past? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT YOU HUNGRY FANS.
Live from the Gardens: The Solution
July 09, 2018 06:00 - 46 minutes - 32 MBThe very last episode about the David trilogy! We talk rats and orcas in this bittersweet farewell to the most evil villain the gang has ever faced. Join us for tons of trivia and dope animals facts on this week’s episode of Live from the Gardens about the morphs from Animorphs #22: The Solution! What does “degloving” a rat mean? Why are orcas so badass? What do these animals do when they’re making love? Classic questions like this are all revealed within! Hypothetical Question of the We...
Animorphs #22: The Solution
July 02, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBFinally! The David Trilogy comes to a close and so does our discussion of his tragic end! We discuss Animorphs #22: The Solution on this week’s episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! We pitch a few more alternative solutions to the David problem, argue about how far thought-speak should go, and just generally upset Tessa as the boys take a big dump on Cassie, yet again. Join us for the exciting conclusion of possibly the darkest time in Animorphs story arcs!
Live from the Gardens: The Threat
June 25, 2018 06:00 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MBWe talk dragonflies and fleas on this episode of Live from the Gardens about the morphs Animorphs #21: The Threat! Join us for talk of flea leaping, the artistry of a dragonfly, and the secret fourth host of the show: Darby, the middle ground modesty-centered host.Also, the hosts discover the wonder that is flea circuses and how dragonfly babies, on closer inspection, are actually really messed up!
Animorphs #21: The Threat
June 18, 2018 06:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBWe’re back for the second book in the David Trilogy: Animorphs #21: The Threat. Oooh, ominous name. Join Mikael, Tessa, and Brayden for another deep dive into perhaps the most famous story arc in the entire series! We talk the difference between killing humans versus animals, how elaborate can a hologram trick ACTUALLY be, and listen as Brayden slowly excuses more and more of David’s behaviour. We also go over our theories of what the Animorphs could have done other offer David membership ...
Live from the Gardens: The Discovery
June 11, 2018 06:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBThis week on Live from the Gardens, we call in our snake expert to walk us through some crazy snake trivia! Listen in as Brayden and Mikael try to understand these mysterious reptiles and try to forget how horrible it is that David kept a cobra in a cardboard box under his bed (see last week’s episode if that statement made no sense to you). If you think you’ll be offended by hearing about how they make snake skin or the existence of snakes with legs, don’t listen to this one...seriously. ...
Animorphs #20: The Discovery
June 04, 2018 06:17 - 1 hour - 54.6 MBFinally: THE DAVID TRILOGY BEGINS! The Dork-Bajir Chronicles begins perhaps its darkest journey yet as it delves into the first of the three David books: Animorphs #20: The Discovery! We talk sociopathic friends we had as children, upsets in the Rachelco OTP, and just how dumb the Animorphs behaved in this book. If you’re into hearing Tessa and Brayden fighting in a maybe=not-so-professional way, this episode’s for you.
TV Series: Episode 7 and 8
May 28, 2018 06:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MBOur first television journey is almost at an end! To cap off the month, we watch episodes 7 and 8 of the Animorphs TV show: “The Escape” and “The Alien.” Things get rowdy as the three of us (plus Jarred) talk about hospital escapades and how Ax can act so incredibly stupidly. We are once again joined by non-Animorphs-reader Jarred McClure from the 2 Nerds in a Basement podcast (spoiler, he confirms some very real theories Mikael has about Marco and Rachel in this episode)! You can find mor...
TV Series: Episode 5 and 6
May 21, 2018 07:04 - 51 minutes - 35.8 MBThe month of madness continues as we delve into Episodes 5 and 6 of the Animorphs TV Series: “Between Friends” and “The Message”! Get ready for some more great “morphing” animations and the words “Andalite cousin” being spoken like a hundred times. We are once again joined by goofster Jarred McClure from the 2 Nerds in a Basement podcast! You can find more of his stuff at collectivelegacy.org/2nerdsinabasement or on instagram at @vanillajayy.
TV Series: Episodes 3 and 4
May 14, 2018 06:00 - 52 minutes - 42.5 MBWe’re back for more! We jump in to Episodes 3 and 4 of the Animorphs TV series: “Underground” and “On the Run”! These are the episodes where the gang infiltrates the cult--I mean totally believable front for the Yeerks--called The Sharing and also the ones where they lose the Andalite’s disc and Marco has to look for it in a Dumpster. Woops! We are once again joined by goofster Jarred McClure from the 2 Nerds in a Basement podcast! You can find more of his stuff at collectivelegacy.org/2ne...
TV Series: Episodes 1 and 2
May 07, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 50 MBThe month of madness has begun! The Dork-Bajir Chronicles digs into the Animorphs television series by discussing the first two episodes titled “My Name is Jake.” For the rest of the month of May, our stalwart literary critics will be reviewing two episodes of the television series every week so strap in! On top of all this, our regular hosts are joined by the one and only Jarred McClure, friend of the show and a confirmed non-reader of the Animorph books. Jarred will help our hosts stay o...
Live from the Gardens: The Departure
April 30, 2018 06:00 - 35 minutes - 28.7 MBStrap in for some transformative discussion of the caterpillar and the butterfly, the two main morphs we saw in Animorphs #19: The Departure! What kind of danger do caterpillars pose to humans? What’s the difference between a butterfly and moth chrysalis? How do butterflies taste stuff? Find out the answer to this and many more questions on this metamorphic episode of Live from the Gardens! Hypothetical Question of the Week: If you could pupate and come out the other side as someone else...
Animorphs #19: The Departure
April 23, 2018 06:00 - 48 minutes - 39.1 MBTune in this week as The Dork-Bajir Chronicles covers Animorphs #19: The Decision, the one where Cassie decides to leave the Animorphs and trusts a Yeerk way too much! We dig into the real nitty gritty of the series in what is probably the best Cassie book to date. As she befriends a Controller and even protects her enemy from harm, the Fanimorphs go back and forth over the philosophy of the war and the series itself. Also, don’t worry: there’s plenty of stupid jokes to tide you over the...
Live from the Gardens: In The Time of Dinosaurs
April 16, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 57 MBSpearheaded by the all-knowing dinosaur expert Scottie of the Thagomizers Youtube channel, our stalwart heroes dive into a mega-dino quiz this week on Live from the Gardens! Mikael takes a backseat and joins the huddled masses as Scottie quizzes the Fanimorphs and delivers more information than any other episode of Live from the Gardens ever has. Tune in to learn more about Pteranodons and other dinos that are hard to spell! Hypothetical Question fo the Week: Which of the dinosaurs from ...