30. Future Mr. Britney Spears - Brian Johnson

F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey

English - May 12, 2020 07:35 - 1 hour - 55.2 MB - ★★★★★ - 57 ratings
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This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down via Zoom with set dresser, New Englander, and Lindsey's college bestie Brian Johnson to talk Britney Spears, Whitney Houston, and the Bible. We start the school day off in English class where Kelly forces Lindsey and Brian to do a book report on 'Of Mice And Men'. How very Lennie of her! We then claw our way over to Science class and quiz the New Englander on the differences between crabs and lobsters. Clawed our way! Get it? At recess we play MASH where Brian learns that his fate is exactly how he had always hoped it would be with mansions, Britney Spears, and fame! Kelly then brings us to PE with a University of Miami College Football quiz where we learn that Brian and Lindsey went to the games for the beer and not for the love of the game. Shameful. We end our day in Math class with 'What does Lindsey Owe Brian'? We learn that Lindsey owes Brian a lot. Like, a vacation or her life or possibly both. Will Kelly be wearing pants? Will Lindsey get more than one or two points? Will Brian steal the game? You'll have to listen to find out, although the answer to all those questions are no.