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270 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★ - 37 ratingsLuke and Dan discuss books and other media in the sci-fi/fantasy genre with unexpected theories and controversial opinions. Looking for a podcast that makes you smarter? Maybe keep looking.
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The Shadow King: Part Three
January 03, 2020 00:18 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBIn this final episode of The Raveling series Luke and Dan talk giant doors and Cho Lin gets a reality check. If anyone knows why smells are less smelly when its cold please hit us up. If you don't bring chalk into a dungeon, you are officially a scrub. The boys also give a wrap up of their called shots through the series. Next week we interview Alec Hutson, so email us any questions you want us to ask him ([email protected]). Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Shadow King: Part Two
December 27, 2019 01:11 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBApologies to Senacus for anything mean ever said about you. We take it back you are just the sweetest. We're also taking back anything positive said about our immortal squad, let us explain why. And if you're Lask how much cannibalistic experimenting are you doing? I'm betting a lot. We've danced around this point for a while but Dan finally comes out and says it: he's on team Chosen. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Shadow King: Part One
December 20, 2019 04:49 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBLuke gives out a free e-reader innovation: quick map access. We love a good map (skip to 4:16 if you couldn't care less about maps). First things first, if you are a prologue skipper get at us (@DCitaBC) and please explain yourself. The boys come down on Keilan, but he is being just a little self centered. Dan needs more fantasy goose chases. Luke doesn't believe anything send to him through the mail. And there are so many FLEXES in this book! Finally, is getting (eventually) sacrificed wort...
Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell
December 12, 2019 17:03 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBWow, who knew we could find a new nugget of Harry Potter to open with (go to 9:00 to skip this intro). First, let's talk head shapes on Threnody cause Brandon tries to sneak a wild one by us. Business advice for Silence, theories on undiscovered rules, we've got it all. Tell us your thoughts on what rules haven't been widely discovered yet by tweeting us @DCitaBC with #NewShadeRules. Start on The Shadow King by Alec Hutson for next week! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Silver Sorceress: Part Three
December 06, 2019 02:45 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBHaving a dope home library: great. Having a dope home library without knowing how to read: not great. And why are we still ok with the same ol' scrying basin. Listen to find out what kind of improvements to make to yours at home. Finally, Niara I'm gonna need to hear some stronger food innovations before I rate your last thousand years a success. Read Shadows For Silence in the Forests of Hell by Brandon Sanderson for next week before we come back to Alec Hutson's finale to the Raveling se...
The Silver Sorceress: Part Two
November 29, 2019 04:45 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBGobble gobble, Dan complains about characters not getting minor illnesses (feel free to skip to the book discussion 8:14). We need one of these immortal sorcerers to come on the pod. We have a lot of questions about their choices. If anyone has them digits, DM us @DCitaBC. Luke looks on the bright side of the whole pure situation. Dan astutely identifies a crumbling marriage and points the finger at the obvious culprit. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Silver Sorceress: Part One
November 22, 2019 04:22 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBBuckle up for a conspiracy theory heavy episode, this one gets a little wild. The technological wonders of umbrellas are discussed, and we even lay out our plan for a world with real giant turtles. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Grey Bastards: Jonathan French Interview
November 15, 2019 02:30 - 1 hour - 80.5 MBHonestly, one of the most legitimately informative episodes we have ever recorded thanks to Jonathan French. Want to know how the Sludgeman travels around the Lots? Need an answer for your theory about Jackal's lineage? Do you want to stop being eaten alive by mosquitoes every summer? These questions and more finally answered! We talk goth hobbits, ax throwing, and orc chili. Also, fuck you Cloudy; you know what you did. Follow @JFrenchAuthor on Twitter for some prime cuts and The Lot Lands ...
Call of Duty 62: Podcast Warfare
November 08, 2019 02:20 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBNo book today so this episode is jam-packed with topics. Literally. Like we actually talk jam conspiracies before giving our video game takes.(10:00). Place bets on which one of us is better at video games before listening, we answer it pretty clearly. Which of your childhood games was actually terrible? Tweet angrily at Dan for ruining your fondest memories. Also we are now hearing suggestions for running mates, our presidential platform is a clear winner. Special thanks to VOLO for the in...
The Grey Bastards: Part Three
November 01, 2019 04:40 - 1 hour - 71.8 MBJust in time for Halloween, Dan and Luke hit you with some of the best/worst fantasy couples costumes. Hit us up @DCitaBC with your entry in the #fantasycouplescontest. Or skip right to the hawg talk (13:22). First things first, there have got to be ugly elves, right? There has GOT to be an Ugfuck elf equivalent, right? Also, don't believe the orc *clap* prop *clap* a *clap* gan *clap* da. Luke and Dan create a few new achievement award categories for hoofs to try out. Slophead of the Year? ...
The Grey Bastards: Part Two
October 25, 2019 03:27 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBThe Bastards have a wild government. As well respected fantasy constitutional scholars we've got your questions covered with in depth analysis. Also interested in civil engineering? Dan uses his wall building expertise to call out the Orc propaganda. And if you're looking to pad that slophead resume a little get yourself an internship at that axe throwing place down the street. You know that place that looks kinda fun but never worth the money? Go check it out. Special thanks to VOLO for th...
The Grey Bastards: Part One
October 18, 2019 01:56 - 53 minutes - 53.8 MBYour favorite podcasting frails get right into the mud with some of these dirty hogs. Luke and Dan have already fallen head over heels for Ugfuck. Don't believe the lies; orcs float. Also, we can all agree the half-orcs are over complicating things. Keep it simple, slophead! Finally, the boys congratulate Jackal on his sweet new career opportunity. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
Jade City: Part Three
October 11, 2019 02:34 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBDid Luke and Dan get replaced by serous book critics? Good question Jessica but no. We just get really into the weeds on character analysis in this one. Actually now that I think about it there wasn't that much dumb stuff in this episode. Really just one brief aside about Shae's apartment furniture. Not bad. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
Jade City: Part Two
October 04, 2019 03:00 - 57 minutes - 57.8 MBLuke and Dan decide the FEMA in Janloon needs an complete restructuring. Luke thinks everyone needs to get just a little bit more hype. Okay maybe a lot more hype. Dan starts development on the custom Yelp plugin for Janloon, and Luke makes an absurdly hot take. This one is a doozy. Shae, you definitely left out a few key details about your boyfriend. Come on. Also Beru is the biggest idiot of all time. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
Jade City: Part One
September 27, 2019 13:45 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBThe boys are officially #TeamHilo. Sure he has his faults, but gosh darn it he is just so genuine. Also not to split our allegiances but we are so down with #BuscemiClan. Luke and Dan reveal that Anden isn't potty trained and probably has no intention of learning. Finally, we have an important PSA: Jade power hugs not drugs. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Fall of Hyperion: Part Three
September 20, 2019 03:19 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBYou arrive at the Prancing Pony in the middle of a stormy night. Do you take the comfort and security of a booth, or do you go with the flexibility and convenience of a table. Tweet at us @DCitaBC (11:35). Luke and Dan finally get to the big questions. What makes us human? Can a society truly ever evolve beyond its past? How does a space river reach dope status? Is there anyone dumber than Leigh Hunt? Ya boys score a behind the back full court called shot and you know Dan's got a theory abou...
The Fall of Hyperion: Part Two
September 13, 2019 03:27 - 1 hour - 59 MBThe hot issue of the day: Are people that ride obnoxiously loud motorcycles in quiet neighborhoods underrepresented in fantasy literature? Of course they are (7:30). We've all got hobbies, Dan for example enjoys a nice scenic potty break. But we've figured out what the Shrike likes to do with his free time, and it's not too different from another of Dan's hobbies. Oh and if you still haven't treated yourself to some Dippin' Dots now is the time. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outr...
The Fall of Hyperion: Part One
September 05, 2019 22:28 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBListen to the soothing, dulcet tones of Luke and Dan as they offer some much needed strategic advice to the Hegemony. Breathe deep, and allow yourself to be lulled into relaxation imagining the most delicious grey soup served among the treetops. Slowly close your eyes, and drift into slee -- frozen sand pelts your face as you cry out into the howling winds. Are you seeking your lost companion among the dunes, or the sweet release of death from this descent into madness? Your mind screams the...
Sword of Destiny: Part Two
August 29, 2019 22:05 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBDan reveals his tough on crime approach to Harry Potter (9:32) before joining Luke this THURSDAY in a tag team SUPER SLAM against the ridiculous number of sexual assaults in the last three stories of this book. Dan has to explain destiny yet again (see discussion of prophecy, Touch of Iron part III) and Luke reveals his weird thing for birds. Be prepared to look up pictures of cormorants. Next week we are going back to Hyperion with the first third of Fall of Hyperion. Be sure to listen to o...
Sword of Destiny: Part One
August 23, 2019 04:35 - 1 hour - 62 MBWe're going back to the Witcher story with this one and also back to the personal economics lessons. Listen in for classics such as rants about Geralt's negotiating skills, and Dan attempting to solve all of the problems (of Mimics this time). Lastly, can we all stage an intervention for Geralt about his relationship with Yennefer? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Last Wish
August 16, 2019 02:15 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBMake sure to read the entirety of The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski for this one! We've always considered ourselves big policy wonks so finally we could get into the weeds of the tax code. More specifically the tax code on sorcery. If that's too detailed for you we also go big picture and discuss Dandelion's apple eating abilities. A little something for everybody. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Blade Itself: Part Three
August 08, 2019 14:04 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBOur one year Anniversary is here! And Dan would like to celebrate it by rescinding his terrible hot take (3:17). We could not wait to talk about the Bloody Nine so hear us gush about a great fight scene very early on in the episode. Although somehow I think we gushed about Bremer dan Gorst even more. And make sure you let us know your thoughts on the debate over who is a better road trip partner: Jezal or Ferro. Tweet us @DCitaBC. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Blade Itself: Part Two
August 02, 2019 03:52 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBDan decides to start this episode with a very hot take about scooters. I don't know why. Yeah, you can skip it and tell him how dumb it was (ends at 9:40). Glokta is a popular character but he deserves some criticism, right? Tell us if you think our criticism of him is deserved. We also diagnose why Ardee has no friends, and Dan gives us another just great theory. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Blade Itself: Part One
July 25, 2019 23:45 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBWe are back! If you've been frustrated that we don't talk about book news enough we brought in some experts. Rhonda and Erin from Pop DNA talk to us about the controversy around Guidebook for Mortals... er, Playbook to Mortals... whatever it's called (21:10). After that we get back to our bread and butter: talking trash about characters like Jezal, Lord Marshal Varuz,... even Ninefingers?!? This is another episode where you'll have to pick a side in a contentious debate. We're talking librar...
Touch of Iron: Timandra Whitecastle Interview
July 04, 2019 14:32 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBIn the words of a wise author, "Garbage in, garbage out but I say if you put good stuff in, you get good stuff out." Well on this episode, Timandra Whitecastle somehow manages to take garbage in and send good stuff out! We talk about the fine art of whittling, cursing in fantasy, and a story you may have heard of about a certain special boy with a lightning shaped scar. Timandra also helps us name a few magical artifacts and lays down the law on some tough disputes. Follow her on twitter, @T...
Touch of Iron: Part Three
June 28, 2019 03:48 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBIn this steamy last section we talk surprisingly long about the ideal bad boy vibe, listen through to the end for a very hot take. If you're looking for advice on your office decor, we're here for you. We can help you with the throne room that fits your personality whether you are a powerful, sexy witch or just boring old Diaz. And if you think fantasy novels don't talk about caprese salads enough, this is the podcast for you. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
Touch of Iron: Part Two
June 20, 2019 23:22 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBFind out which dragon book man the boys get too excited about for the warm up (8:58). Luke hijacks Dan's theory about Diaz and charts a course for a forbidden (but familiar) shore. Luke gets disqualified from taking the pilgrim oath and gives some horrific wartime advice. Dan makes it out of this episode looking pretty good in comparison. Nice. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
Touch of Iron: Part One
June 14, 2019 01:35 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBSummer is here and we're starting out... hot? And by that I mean Luke is rescinding another hot take. Turns out you actually shouldn't skip leg day. Here's a quick question for you guys; what's your wasp fighting technique? Cause Dan's got a new one you should try. I promise it's related to the book. And if you thought we weren't going to talk about the tea Diaz makes I don't know what podcast you've been listening to for the last year. Tweet us @DCitaBC your best post-river crossing tea mix...
The Three Body Problem: Part Three
June 07, 2019 03:36 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBDan and Luke, defenders of the meek, come to the aid of natural gas. Sort of? (5:45 to skip to the book stuff) Professor Dan's back at it again, this week we are learning about cold welding. And by learning I mean you should really look it up yourself because Dan is probably wrong. Shi is still a boss, Ye Wenjie needs to stop being so passive aggressive, and Luke and Dan stumble upon an incredible theory. Welcome all you far away listeners. We come in peace. Special thanks to VOLO for the in...
The Three Body Problem: Part Two
May 31, 2019 01:27 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBWell, last episode we didn't think of the most obvious use of the V-suit... Dan tells us the real reason the V-suit is popular and why Wang's wife should be a little worried. And to the Trisolarans, DM us, we've got some advice on how to make your world a little more comfortable. Also can someone please explain the dumb-soldier joke to Dan? He's just not getting it. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Three Body Problem: Part One
May 24, 2019 00:05 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBFriendship: one of the pillars of podcasting. Listen to hear about Dan and Luke's new friends (0:00 to 4:15). Organization: another pillar, Luke and Dan give some advice on how organizational skills can help our boys in Three Body Problem. Also how big of a waste of technology is this video game? Hear our suggestions for better uses of the V-suit, and give us your ideas by tweeting with #3dot1body. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Fifth Season: Part Three
May 17, 2019 02:53 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBSchool's....in? Luke comes to office hours and gets himself learned. Also get hyped for our next big media project, Life Hacked (6:30). Luke and Dan debate if Essun is mother of the year, or monster of the year. Luke decides to rain on Dan's pirate parade and freaks out about just like, some casual murder. Ya boys have some serious questions about the end of this book. and surprise -- Luke needs me to Dansplain about truffles; don't worry its relevant. We are also excited to take Alabaster'...
The Fifth Season: Part Two
May 10, 2019 00:01 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBIf you've been apartment shopping in your life then boy do we have a #relatable rant for you (6:19). Long time listeners will not be surprised or disappointed when we talk about the pets of this world for way too long. Also Luke takes a brave stand to point out when we as readers are being manipulated. Wake up sheeple! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Fifth Season: Part One
April 25, 2019 12:40 - 48 minutes - 47.8 MBYou might be wondering, "Luke and Dan, how are you gonna make a discussion about this horrifyingly dark book funny?" We were wondering the same thing. So we start with a little catharsis, move to a few predictions, and by the end I think we stumble into a few slivers of comedic light among the darkness of systematic dehumanization. Also the little girl's name is Damaya not Dayama and we know that...now. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro/outro music.
Warbreaker: Part Three
April 18, 2019 22:05 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBDan kicks this episode off by bringing up Game of Thrones yet again, in spite of his earlier pledge to stop talking about it (5:04). As we wrap up the book Dan decides to ruin the idea of Kalad's Phantoms for all of us, but also acknowledges how horrible his theory from Part Two was. If Luke's feminist rant last week wasn't enough for you, we're here for another (slightly more serious) round in this episode. And stick around to see how Luke manages to make yet another Chopped reference. Spe...
Warbreaker: Part Two
April 11, 2019 22:32 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBLuke is lookin fresh and no man is gonna stop him (07:30). Your favorite fantasy fellows propose several crucial innovations for T'Telir. Dan, known to some as fantasy Sherlock, pieces together a brilliant prediction about the Returned. Also, if you thought we were done talking about what the Returned would eat you must be on your second episode ever. Welcome. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
Warbreaker: Part One
April 04, 2019 23:32 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBDan kicks us off by attempting to alienate our listeners with a hot take about superhero movies (8:30), feel free to tell us how you feel about his awful opinion. This episode was a wild one and covers the first 20 chapters of Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson. There are a lot of chances for audience participation so tweet at us with your best flower related recipes with #YummyFlowers and your best mundane jobs for the Returned with #ReturnedZipRecruiter. Oh and we also have a strong debate ov...
Aching God: Mike Shel Interview
March 28, 2019 12:45 - 48 minutes - 47.6 MBMike Shel pretty much schools us on Aching God, RPGs, psychology, and proper methods of maniacal, sadistic punishment. We laughed. We cried. Dan was almost flayed alive. A good time had by all. Check out Mike on Twitter @MikeShelAuthor and see Aching God as a finalist in the SPFBO competition. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
Aching God: Part Three
March 22, 2019 02:17 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBTo start this episode we revolutionize the book adaptation world by throwing out video game ideas (10:50). Tweet us your video game adaptations of books with #adaptmyvideogamealready and we'll rant and/or rave about how terrible/good your idea is. Throughout the rest of the episode Dan makes several terrible theories about Aching God, and somehow still gets Luke on board with them. Look forward to next weeks episode in which we interview the author Mike Shel. Special thanks to VOLO for the ...
Aching God: Part Two
March 15, 2019 00:02 - 59 minutes - 64.5 MBGet excited, we are talking about swords this episode. Do you agree with Dan and his perfectly reasonable stance about swords being tools with a somber purpose and thus not deserving of names, or are you a bigger sociopath than Auric? Yep, we're calling out Auric again. Also, Luke spots a shield sized problem with the party's battle tactics. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro/outro music.
Aching God: Part One
March 07, 2019 22:40 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MBDan gets this episode started by giving away a great fantasy plot idea for free, then we start discussing the first 13 chapters of Aching God by Mike Shel (5:30). Luke laments the lost look of the imposing desk and we both come down a little harshly on Auric. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Lies of Locke Lamora: Part Three
February 28, 2019 16:16 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBLuke and Dan debate the merits of skipping leg day (spoilers: don't.) But feel free to skip to 6:25 to hear fan favorites like, "Why are we giving sick people wine not water?" and "Bondsmages are cheating, right?". What ridiculous animal combinations would you create for the Duke's feast? Tweet your suggestions to @DCitaBC with #frankenfeast. Special thanks to VOLO for intro and outro music.
The Lies of Locke Lamora: Part Two
February 22, 2019 00:03 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBNo intro segment for this episode, we start already warmed up to cover the first 10 chapters of the Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch. Dan spends a while raving about how good this book is and Luke calls out the Grey King for cheating. If you're worried that the first half is too serious, don't worry we get real deep into the unimportant details towards the end. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
The Lies of Locke Lamora: Part One
February 15, 2019 02:17 - 58 minutes - 61.6 MBTune in to this episode to hear Dan's very controversial opinions on lobotomy, but first listen to Luke give some advice on healthy living. Oh and in case you're not sure what the final conflict will be we've got you covered with some pretty solid predictions. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
A Fire Upon the Deep: Part Three
February 08, 2019 01:23 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MBRemember The Colony show from 2009? Well Dan does...Ya boys develop a theory live in episode. We also get into some dubious astrophysics, but who's going to call us out for it? Seriously someone should probably get @ us (@DCitaBC). Special thanks to VOLO for the intro/outro music.
A Fire Upon the Deep: Part Two
February 01, 2019 00:05 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBNo warm-up this time, just those clean, 100% pure, pristine book nuggets. Speaking of dank nugs, this week we once again return to talking about space dogs smoking that sticky icky. Dan posts up a couple of deep three pointer theories and for no reason whatsoever Luke brings Cuba into this mess. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
A Fire Upon the Deep: Part One
January 25, 2019 03:06 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBLuke and Dan rile each other up over audiobooks, then start the first episode on the Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge. Both of us spend a good amount of time discussing the intricacies of the dog pack society of the Tines (dog packs using bows and arrows, whaaat?), then get really excited about a character's name. It's Pham... his name is Pham. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
A Clash of Kings: Part Four
January 18, 2019 00:54 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBYour two favorite podcast hosts finally make their pitch to transition to Hollywood with the new Eragon Trailer. Dan is crowned the king of theories, and Luke give Lollys some (completely justified) sympathy. Also Daenerys did it again. Again. Trust me we don't want to keep talking about this, but Daenerys did it again. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro/outro music. The trailer can be seen on Youtube: https://youtu.be/V1TFrmJDjvo Music credit: https://bit.ly/2DgUbJx and https://bit.ly/...
A Clash of Kings: Part Three
January 11, 2019 01:47 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBAs promised we start this episode by nailing down the trailer for our new Eragon movie before talking about A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin. Dan shows off his negotiating skills and Luke roasts Jon Snow's package opening skills. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.
A Clash of Kings: Part Two
January 04, 2019 01:31 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBIn this episode we spend the first 10 minutes brainstorming about the plotline for our Eragon movie, then discuss A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin. Luke laments the winter preparations being made in Westeros and Dan makes a theory about Craster's wives. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.