Distract Me, Please
426 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago -Imagine if Zane and Heath Unfiltered, The Broski Report, and Pretty Basic had a baby. That's what this is.
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Surviving Sophia
November 29, 2021 08:05 - 1 hour - 36.7 MBTrigger Warning ⚠️ Sexual Assault and Suicide Alright im bullet pointing these notes because it's 2am and im about to have a mental breakdown. (Tune in December 1st to find out why because mental breakdowns equal content LMAOOOhelpOOOO) ((JK ill be Ohkay)) (((kinda))) Surviving Sophia Random side conversations Teyana Taylor quitting music Someone's tires got slashed while we were recording (we talk about it at the end but Ben's reaction is in the middle of the episode) Kyle Rittenhous...
Sloppy seconds
November 22, 2021 02:00 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MBOk, I really thought I could do something super creative that could take my sadness away and make me go viral. After playing it for my creative director I realized that was dumb as flowers and I had to scrap the episode, this is the leftovers. Like I REAAALLLYYYY thought! Social links: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Music: TeeRich --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Mediocre But Add Glitter
November 14, 2021 07:15 - 30 minutes - 21 MBThis is what happens when you run out of podcast ideas but still wanna be entertaining. Lower your expectations all the way to hell. I present… a compilation of voice clips! :) Social links: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
Prayers For Astroworld <3
November 09, 2021 02:07 - 8 minutes - 5.78 MBSeanna's ig for more links: @seannafaith Links to help: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JwKmDgwXtZfnqfDTh0rBKp7-Javes8jffiskFmziY64/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwAR1wMVmwUShgXC-dBXrUVXzTpF68eg2WoSzoSgNi5iylebncknjKp15aGV0 JK no songs will be included but get well soon and fake smile by Ariana Grande are my go to songs
Big clit energy
November 02, 2021 05:27 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBYes im late, but we are talking big clits, big dreams, and honestly more topics that I can't remember right now. Dude im so tired and just wanna go to bed. Lmao its honestly worth the listen if you're courageous enough to press play. my socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Thug nasty's tiktok: the.real.thugnasty Guiuliana's tiktok: itsguiuliana
Our parents are gonna hate this episode #Tea
October 24, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 76.9 MBBoys, sex, drugs, alcohol, Trisha Paytas's a**hole, black girls at a PWI, honestly what more could you ask for. Its a long episode but it will quickly become the most iconic episode. #Enjoy socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Kam's Ig: pajamakam
An iconic AA meeting
October 24, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBBoys, sex, drugs, alcohol, Trisha Paytas's a**hole, black girls at a PWI, honestly what more could you ask for. Its a long episode but it will quickly become the most iconic episode. #Enjoy socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Kam's Ig: pajamakam --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Say hello to my demons
October 17, 2021 08:27 - 24 minutes - 16.9 MBNipple piercings, demons, tinder, and condoms... what more could you want. <3 socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
I'm tired
October 10, 2021 17:03 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MBUmmmmmmmm.... there's no explanation required, this is the story of how I got pregnant at Austin city limits. Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
I'm pregnant and tired
October 10, 2021 17:03 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MBUmmmmmmmm.... there's no explanation required, this is the story of how I got pregnant at Austin city limits. Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
They can't all be greatest hits
October 07, 2021 09:02 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBThis week I am joined by my friend Ariana to discuss periods, the best years of high school, social media through the decades, and more. this is such funny chill episode so I hope you enjoy! socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
In my defense
October 03, 2021 15:49 - 3 minutes - 3.07 MBI know its not a full episode but please listen to this episode for an explanation :) Social links: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
Do you want a shoutout in a podcast episode?
September 28, 2021 15:55 - 2 minutes - 2.68 MBThe title says it all and I need to start heading to class 😭 https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
Lower your expectations
September 26, 2021 18:52 - 1 hour - 69 MBIT’S ANOTHER PODCAST VLOG!!! My personal favorite 😌 this week is a whole lot of circle talk, the voice excitement, and met gala tea. It’s not much honestly so lower your expectations and then press play! 😂 AND FOLLOW ME ON THE SOCIALS https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Lower your expectations, then press play
September 26, 2021 18:52 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBIT’S ANOTHER PODCAST VLOG!!! My personal favorite 😌 this week is a whole lot of circle talk, the voice excitement, and met gala tea. It’s not much honestly so lower your expectations and then press play! 😂 AND FOLLOW ME ON THE SOCIALS https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
777
September 25, 2021 00:54 - 8 minutes - 7.02 MBI’m just giving y’all some podcast and life updates that are not family friendly. #Enjoy :)
This is not for family:)
September 25, 2021 00:54 - 10 minutes - 9.53 MBI’m just giving y’all some podcast and life updates that are not family friendly. #Enjoy :) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This message was meant to find you
September 19, 2021 06:12 - 43 minutes - 30 MB✨222✨111✨777✨I honestly had a lot of fun just talking about my 3 boyfriends, Ariana Grande, college, and body positivity. This has no spiritual connotation at all I just needed a title. ♡ follow me on the socials :) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
The barest of minimums
September 05, 2021 00:00 - 55 minutes - 32 MBDid you fail a drug test?Did you binge watch the entire D'Amelio reality show in one day?Did you show up late to the first day of class?well we did and we podcasted about it. Ladies and gentlemen here is the concert experience to the distract me please podcast vlogs!https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva (copy and paste in browser) This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5Mbuzzsprout li...
Big sister college advice from Aggies
August 28, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBIn this episode Bryanna is Joined by Guiuliana to discuss the Do’s and Dont’s of college. This is your official survival guide to college with a little bit of life advice. And yes there is more singing.... Enjoy :) and yes we do go to Texas A&M https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiuliana Guiuliana's tiktok: @itsguiuliana To get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghones...
The Do's and Don'ts of College
August 28, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBIn this episode Bryanna is Joined by Guiuliana to discuss the Do’s and Don'ts of college. This is your official survival guide to college with a little bit of life advice. And yes there is more singing.... Enjoy :) and yes we do go to Texas A&M https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiuliana Guiuliana's tiktok: @itsguiuliana To get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghonest...
Realistic big sister college advice
August 28, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBIn this episode Bryanna is Joined by Guiuliana to discuss the Do’s and Dont’s of college. This is your official survival guide to college with a little bit of life advice. And yes there is more singing.... Enjoy :) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiuliana Guiuliana's tiktok: @itsguiuliana To get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghonest or post a screenshot of you l...
Big sister college advice from Aggies
August 28, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBIn this episode Bryanna is Joined by Guiuliana to discuss the Do’s and Dont’s of college. This is your official survival guide to college with a little bit of life advice. And yes there is more singing.... Enjoy :) and yes we do go to Texas A&M https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiuliana Guiuliana's tiktok: @itsguiuliana To get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghones...
Sanity has left the building
August 25, 2021 17:00 - 6 minutes - 4.35 MBI don't know either but I like this song and I do not own it nor did I make it 😂. https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva (copy and paste in browser) This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links. Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M buzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
Sanity has left the building
August 25, 2021 17:00 - 6 minutes - 3.58 MBI don't know either but I like this song and I do not own it nor did I make it 😂. https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva (copy and paste in browser) This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5Mbuzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
College countdown
August 22, 2021 09:00 - 46 minutes - 43 MBThis week Bryanna decided to be lazy and do a VERY chill pod vlog, but I can't even lie, it's low-key fire🔥 There's no explaining this masterpiece, its either the funniest or dumbest thing you will ever hear.... Enjoy :) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiuliana To get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghonest or post a screenshot of you listening to this weeks episod...
I tried
August 22, 2021 09:00 - 44 minutes - 25.7 MBThis week Bryanna decided to be lazy and do a VERY chill pod vlog, but I can't even lie, it's low-key fire🔥There's no explaining this masterpiece, its either the funniest or dumbest thing you will ever hear.... Enjoy :)https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiulianaTo get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghonest or post a screenshot of you listening to this weeks episode on ig...
Countdown to hell
August 22, 2021 09:00 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBThis week Bryanna decided to be lazy and do a VERY chill pod vlog, but I can't even lie, it's low-key fire🔥There's no explaining this masterpiece, its either the funniest or dumbest thing you will ever hear.... Enjoy :)https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiulianaTo get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghonest or post a screenshot of you listening to this weeks episode on ig...
Countdown
August 22, 2021 09:00 - 46 minutes - 43 MBThis week Bryanna decided to be lazy and do a VERY chill pod vlog, but I can't even lie, it's low-key fire🔥There's no explaining this masterpiece, its either the funniest or dumbest thing you will ever hear.... Enjoy :)https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiulianaTo get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghonest or post a screenshot of you listening to this weeks episode on ig...
College countdown
August 22, 2021 09:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBThis week Bryanna decided to be lazy and do a VERY chill pod vlog, but I can't even lie, it's low-key fire🔥 There's no explaining this masterpiece, its either the funniest or dumbest thing you will ever hear.... Enjoy :) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiuliana To get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghonest or post a screenshot of you listening to this weeks episod...
College countdown 🔥
August 22, 2021 09:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBThis week Bryanna decided to be lazy and do a VERY chill pod vlog, but I can't even lie, it's low-key fire🔥 There's no explaining this masterpiece, its either the funniest or dumbest thing you will ever hear.... Enjoy :) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiuliana To get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghonest or post a screenshot of you listening to this weeks episod...
Worst podcast episode ever created
August 22, 2021 09:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBThis week Bryanna decided to be lazy and do a VERY chill pod vlog, but I can't even lie, it's low-key fire🔥There's no explaining this masterpiece, its either the funniest or dumbest thing you will ever hear.... Enjoy :)https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Guiuliana's ig: @itsguiulianaTo get a shout out in the next episode and posted on the distract me, please ig story tweet the link of this episode and tag me on twitter @bryinghonest or post a screenshot of you listening to this weeks episode on ig...
Im Done
August 07, 2021 13:00 - 37 minutes - 21.2 MBThis week I need everybody to pull up a chair grab a glass or rolling paper (wink wink) and just listen to the exhaustion in my voice. This week I, Bryanna Silva, am DONE!https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva (copy and paste in browser) This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5Mbuzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
Reacting to Dababy's rolling loud performance
July 31, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 39.7 MBThis week Bryanna is joined by Burt to react to viral videos, Dababy's performance, and old videos that Bryanna pulled out from the depths of her memory. https://linktr.ee/bryannasilvaBurt's twitter: @BseamanbThis post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5Mbuzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
Reacting to Dababy's rolling loud performance
July 31, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 47.8 MBThis week Bryanna is joined by Burt to react to viral videos, Dababy's performance, and old videos that Bryanna pulled out from the depths of her memory. https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Burt's twitter: @Bseamanb This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links. Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M buzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
The story of the peoples temple cult
July 24, 2021 19:00 - 32 minutes - 22 MBThis is honestly just a favorites episode with a whole lot of story telling 😂 I also talk about a real cult in this episode so there's really no reason for you to not listen to it. 👀https://linktr.ee/bryannasilvaThis post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5Mbuzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/distract-me-pleas...
Beethoven
July 24, 2021 19:00 - 32 minutes - 22 MBThis is honestly just a favorites episode with a whole lot of story telling 😂 I also talk about a real cult in this episode so there's really no reason for you to not listen to it. 👀 https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links. Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M buzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
The story of the peoples temple cult (kinda)
July 24, 2021 19:00 - 32 minutes - 22 MBThis is honestly just a favorites episode with a whole lot of story telling 😂 I also talk about a real cult in this episode so there's really no reason for you to not listen to it. 👀https://linktr.ee/bryannasilvaThis post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5Mbuzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
Poggers
July 17, 2021 13:00 - 23 minutes - 15.9 MBthis is my podcast vlog a.k.a pod vlog a.k.a pog a.k.a poggers. That's all I got to say ill let this episode do the rest of the talking 😌 enjoy https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links. Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M buzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
Partying in Austin
July 17, 2021 13:00 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MBthis is my podcast vlog a.k.a pod vlog a.k.a pog a.k.a poggers. That's all I got to say ill let this episode do the rest of the talking 😌 enjoy https://linktr.ee/bryannasilvaThis post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5Mbuzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/...
Poggers
July 17, 2021 13:00 - 23 minutes - 15.9 MBthis is my podcast vlog a.k.a pod vlog a.k.a pog a.k.a poggers. That's all I got to say ill let this episode do the rest of the talking 😌 enjoy https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links. Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M buzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
Drunk Explorations
July 17, 2021 13:00 - 23 minutes - 13.2 MBthis is my podcast vlog a.k.a pod vlog a.k.a pog a.k.a poggers. That's all I got to say ill let this episode do the rest of the talking 😌 enjoy https://linktr.ee/bryannasilvaThis post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5Mbuzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
A podcast Greece vlog
July 17, 2021 13:00 - 23 minutes - 15.9 MBthis is my podcast vlog a.k.a pod vlog a.k.a pog a.k.a poggers. That's all I got to say ill let this episode do the rest of the talking 😌 enjoy https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links. Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M buzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
Austin, you will be missed
July 17, 2021 13:00 - 24 minutes - 22.7 MBthis is my podcast vlog a.k.a pod vlog a.k.a pog a.k.a poggers. That's all I got to say ill let this episode do the rest of the talking 😌 enjoy https://linktr.ee/bryannasilvaThis post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5Mbuzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/...
I hate all men again
July 10, 2021 21:00 - 39 minutes - 27.3 MBthis is just a re-upload of a very popular episode!!! but its still a lot of fun so enjoy 😊 This week Bryanna goes on an entire rant about dating and breaks down her birth chart and explains how she's toxic. Also Dani this one's for you! <3https://linktr.ee/bryannasilvaThis post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5Mbuzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
I hate all men again
July 10, 2021 21:00 - 39 minutes - 27.3 MBthis is just a re-upload of a very popular episode!!! but its still a lot of fun so enjoy 😊 This week Bryanna goes on an entire rant about dating and breaks down her birth chart and explains how she's toxic. Also Dani this one's for you! <3 https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links. Instacart link: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M buzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084
Millennium falcon and incest
July 03, 2021 13:00 - 58 minutes - 54.5 MBThis week Bryanna is joined by her best friend, Dani, to react to Zillow real estate on Zillow gone wild, zombie apocalypses, and..... incest? Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilvaDani’s Twitter: @dani__gomez_This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.buzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084instacart link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easies...
Reacting to homes for sale on zillow gone wild
July 03, 2021 13:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBThis week Bryanna is joined by her best friend, Dani, to react to Zillow real estate on Zillow gone wild, zombie apocalypses, and..... incest? Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Dani’s Twitter: @dani__gomez_ This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links. buzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084 instacart link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Reacting to homes for sale on zillow gone wild
July 03, 2021 13:00 - 58 minutes - 54.5 MBThis week Bryanna is joined by her best friend, Dani, to react to Zillow real estate on Zillow gone wild, zombie apocalypses, and..... incest? Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Dani’s Twitter: @dani__gomez_ This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links. buzzsprout link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1070084 instacart link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: T...