Distract Me, Please
411 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago -Join Bryanna Silva for a hilarious escape from reality on "Distract Me, Please." With wit and charm, Bryanna shares comedic tales from her life, covering dating mishaps, work adventures, and more. Tune in for a laugh-out-loud journey with Bryanna Silva as your guide.
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My Unexpected Hospitalization
August 27, 2023 13:24 - 50 minutes - 46 MBA swirling storm within the ear, A disarray that's crystal clear. Perception skews, reality bends, In this dizzy realm, the heart contends. A tightrope walked 'twixt earth and sky, Where ground dissolves, and courage flies. The world a canvas, smeared and blurred, Yet in the chaos, beauty's stirred. Eyes cast downward, searching for ground, Yet find a chasm, profound, unbound. A challenge to embrace the fall, And trust the unseen, through it all. Vertigo, you teach us well, To find our center...
I was in the hospital
August 27, 2023 13:24 - 50 minutes - 46 MBA swirling storm within the ear, A disarray that's crystal clear. Perception skews, reality bends, In this dizzy realm, the heart contends. A tightrope walked 'twixt earth and sky, Where ground dissolves, and courage flies. The world a canvas, smeared and blurred, Yet in the chaos, beauty's stirred. Eyes cast downward, searching for ground, Yet find a chasm, profound, unbound. A challenge to embrace the fall, And trust the unseen, through it all. Vertigo, you teach us well, To find our center...
Vertigo Unveiled: Insights and Solutions for a Spinning World
August 27, 2023 13:24 - 50 minutes - 46 MBA swirling storm within the ear, A disarray that's crystal clear. Perception skews, reality bends, In this dizzy realm, the heart contends. A tightrope walked 'twixt earth and sky, Where ground dissolves, and courage flies. The world a canvas, smeared and blurred, Yet in the chaos, beauty's stirred. Eyes cast downward, searching for ground, Yet find a chasm, profound, unbound. A challenge to embrace the fall, And trust the unseen, through it all. Vertigo, you teach us well, To find our center...
Ultimate Fantasy Book Suggestions
August 21, 2023 05:08 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBIn realms where dreams and wonders intertwine, Where magic dances 'neath a moonlit pine, Pages unfurl, portals to unknown lands, Fantasy's enchantment in author's hands. Dragons take flight upon breath of fire, Heroes and heroines strive, never tire, Through enchanted woods and castles tall, Imagination's canvas, woven like a thrall. Elves with grace, with secrets they reside, Wizard's spells, the fabric of worlds they bide, Creatures mythical, both fierce and kind, In the tapestry of fant...
A Discussion About Fourth Wing and Throne of Glass
August 21, 2023 05:08 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBIn realms where dreams and wonders intertwine, Where magic dances 'neath a moonlit pine, Pages unfurl, portals to unknown lands, Fantasy's enchantment in author's hands. Dragons take flight upon breath of fire, Heroes and heroines strive, never tire, Through enchanted woods and castles tall, Imagination's canvas, woven like a thrall. Elves with grace, with secrets they reside, Wizard's spells, the fabric of worlds they bide, Creatures mythical, both fierce and kind, In the tapestry of fantasy...
Heavy Burdens: The Emotional Weight of Experiencing Society's Judgment on Overweight Individuals
August 09, 2023 05:16 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBStep into a candid and poignant conversation as our host delves into the emotional weight of navigating a society that often judges based on appearances. In this episode, she discusses the profound struggles faced by those carrying extra pounds and the toll it takes on their emotional well-being. She also touches on the recent Ariana Grande cheating scandal. Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected]
Embracing Authenticity: Navigating Body Image in Today's World
August 05, 2023 00:47 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBIf you are in need of support, you can call, text, or chat with 988. They are available 24/7. 988 works to ensure that all people have access to the support and resources reflective of their own needs. They are always here for you. This week we are talking money, books, and PMDD. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected]
Stepping Into the Unknown: A Move to a New Place and the NPC TikTok Craze
July 23, 2023 12:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBIn this episode of Distract me, please with Bryanna, our energetic host, Bryanna, takes you on a rollercoaster of emotions as she delves into the chaos that has become her daily routine. Join her as she navigates the overwhelming challenges of moving to a new place, planning an epic party, managing a demanding class schedule, and her unabashed love for NPC TikTok! Magic mind link: https://magicmind.com/distract Magic mind code: DISTRACT20 Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business emai...
Women
July 16, 2023 23:26 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MBWhile I find humor in the absurd, I recognize the seriousness of mental health. If you or someone you know needs support, remember the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 988. Please reach out if you or someone you know is struggling. Get ready to laugh, learn, and celebrate the superpower that is women's choice in this uproarious episode of "Abort-a-Lutely Fabulous"! Bryanna isn throwing a pro-choice party like no other, where Bryanna tackles serious topics with a side-splitting twist. Joi...
100 Times a Therapist was Needed
July 09, 2023 06:48 - 26 minutes - 24.6 MBGet ready for a laughter-filled adventure as we delve into the absurdities of my life and pop culture mishaps. In this episode, we explore the aftermath of my tragically broken desk chair, the hilarious phenomenon of my boyfriend snoozing through the glamorous chaos of Emily in Paris, and my unabashed disdain for all things romance, including a certain Parisian series. But fear not, dear listeners, amidst the chaos, there is a silver lining—a fiery passion for the epic Throne of Glass series...
Ghost Stories
July 06, 2023 07:44 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MBAre you tired of being haunted by Catholicism? Curious about unexpected revelations in the music industry? Look no further! In this hilarious episode, join us as our host unravels the peculiar tale of how they believed the Catholic religion was haunting them. But that's not all! Brace yourself for a jaw-dropping twist when our host discovers that their favorite hip-hop producer is actually... gasp... white! Prepare for laughs, disbelief, and a side-splitting journey of self-discovery. Oh, and...
My Paranormal Encounter with Catholicism
July 06, 2023 07:44 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MBAre you tired of being haunted by Catholicism? Curious about unexpected revelations in the music industry? Look no further! In this hilarious episode, join us as our host unravels the peculiar tale of how they believed the Catholic religion was haunting them. But that's not all! Brace yourself for a jaw-dropping twist when our host discovers that their favorite hip-hop producer is actually... gasp... white! Prepare for laughs, disbelief, and a side-splitting journey of self-discovery. Oh, an...
The Holy Ghostbusters: My Paranormal Encounter with Catholicism
July 06, 2023 07:44 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MBAre you tired of being haunted by Catholicism? Curious about unexpected revelations in the music industry? Look no further! In this hilarious episode, join us as our host unravels the peculiar tale of how they believed the Catholic religion was haunting them. But that's not all! Brace yourself for a jaw-dropping twist when our host discovers that their favorite hip-hop producer is actually... gasp... white! Prepare for laughs, disbelief, and a side-splitting journey of self-discovery. Oh, an...
Envy's Grip: Unmasking the Jealousy that Strains Relationships
July 03, 2023 05:19 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBIn this episode, Bryanna bravely tackles the complex topic of jealousy and its detrimental impact on relationships. Drawing from her own experiences and observations, she provides valuable insights into how envy can erode trust, communication, and intimacy. And if you've ever wondered about Bryanna's Starbucks order, you're in luck! She spills the beans on her favorite beverage, complete with all the delicious details. It's just one more way to connect and share a moment of simple pleasure w...
Thirty and Flirty: Celebrating Ariana Grande's Dirty 30!
June 27, 2023 04:58 - 2 minutes - 2.06 MBHAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIANA GRANDE!!! This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Happy Birthday Ariana Grande
June 27, 2023 04:58 - 2 minutes - 2.06 MBAriana Grande just turned 30 and the distract me please family wants to show our love. Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving. #13goingon30 This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Throne of Glass: My Thoughts While Reading The Viral BookTok Series
June 27, 2023 03:01 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBim reading the throne of glass series and I just had to talk about it. I started reading this series because my roommate found it on booktok and got me hooked.I love this series and these are my thoughts. Are you team Dorian or team Chaol? This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Throne of Glass: Why I haven’t Recovered
June 27, 2023 03:01 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBim reading the throne of glass series and I just had to talk about it. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Throne of Glass: Expressing My Thoughts On the Viral Series
June 27, 2023 03:01 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBim reading the throne of glass series and I just had to talk about it. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Throne of Glass: My Thoughts While Reading The Viral #BookTok Series
June 27, 2023 03:01 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBim reading the throne of glass series and I just had to talk about it. I started reading this series because my roommate found it on booktok and got me hooked.I love this series and these are my thoughts. Are you team Dorian or team Chaol? This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
From Bright Celebrations to Fiery Arguments: A Podcast Episode with My Boyfriend
June 21, 2023 07:59 - 55 minutes - 51 MBHonestly my boyfriend and I just have a lot of fun with this episode. it was recorded at midnight so we were kinda delulu. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
From PMDD to Page-Turners: Unpacking Body Image and the Thrills of Throne of Glass
June 11, 2023 04:44 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBIf you are in need of support, you can call, text, or chat with 988. They are available 24/7. 988 works to ensure that all people have access to the support and resources reflective of their own needs. They are always here for you. This week we are talking money, books, and PMDD. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart:...
Luxury to Prison: How a Luxury Vacation Turned Into An Aggressive Encounter WIth Cops
June 04, 2023 01:29 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBBad boys bad boys what you gonna do. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Dreams to nightmares: How to Navigate Failed Projects and Passion Projects With No Money
May 19, 2023 06:19 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MBmy extra credit died and I I don't know how to balance my career and passions. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Roommate Nightmare: Tales of a Psychotic Hellraiser
May 01, 2023 04:19 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MBThis was supposed to be an after hours for how to sell feet pics but now here we are. This is a preview of after hours content where im talking about my psychotic roommate. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Bombastic Side Eye Criminal offensive Side Eye
May 01, 2023 04:19 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MBThis was supposed to be an after hours for how to sell feet pics but now here we are. This is a preview of after hours content where im talking about my psychotic roommate. Surviving a Psychotic Roommate: A Personal Account This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Bombastic Side Eye
May 01, 2023 04:19 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MBThis was supposed to be an after hours for how to sell feet pics but now here we are. This is a preview of after hours content where im talking about my psychotic roommate. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Surviving a Psychotic Roommate: A Personal Account
May 01, 2023 04:19 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MBThis was supposed to be an after hours for how to sell feet pics but now here we are. This is a preview of after hours content where im talking about my psychotic roommate. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Life Unplugged: An Intimate Update for My Listeners
April 17, 2023 08:57 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBLife has been rough and I have not been enjoying the ride!! I talk about struggling with jealousy and the craziness that has been life lately This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Life Unplugged: An Intimate Update for My Loyal Listeners (VIDEO)
April 17, 2023 08:57 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBLife has been rough and I have not been enjoying the ride!! I talk about struggling with jealousy and the craziness that has been life lately This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Keeping it Real: A Candid Life Update (VIDEO)
April 17, 2023 08:57 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBLife has been rough and I have not been enjoying the ride!! I talk about struggling with jealousy and the craziness that has been life lately This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Introducing My Significant Other: Getting Personal with Listeners
April 06, 2023 04:38 - 1 hour - 71.1 MBEveryone meet my boyfriend. Im literally introducing him to y'all before my family. We talk about everything under the sun including his misogyny. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
My Blicky Up On The Dresser
April 06, 2023 04:38 - 1 hour - 71.1 MBEveryone meet my boyfriend. Im literally introducing him to y'all before my family. We talk about everything under the sun including his misogyny. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Meet My Boyfriend
April 06, 2023 04:38 - 1 hour - 71.1 MBEveryone meet my boyfriend. Im literally introducing him to y'all before my family. We talk about everything under the sun including his misogyny. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Stunning
March 25, 2023 07:38 - 39 minutes - 36 MBso...... my roommate situation has escalated, I have a boyfriend, and there's mold in my apartment. All this and more on today's episode This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
ADHD symptoms
March 12, 2023 10:18 - 20 minutes - 18.5 MBThis podcast episode was recorded a long time ago, but it reminded me that I should definitely be checked for ADHD. Additionally included are roommate and love life updates. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
How to sell feet pics
February 26, 2023 08:22 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MBThis entire episode feels like a blooper 😩 This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Kam's Ig: pajamakam Kam's Garfield Pinterest board: https://pin.it/3Ay6r5x Lainey's Ig: laineyjwilson Lexie's Ig: lexiemaee Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
The boy's a liar
February 26, 2023 08:22 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MBWhat to do when you have a parasite in your home This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Kam's Ig: pajamakam Kam's Garfield Pinterest board: https://pin.it/3Ay6r5x Lainey's Ig: laineyjwilson Lexie's Ig: lexiemaee Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
The Unfiltered Truth: My Raw Reflections on Life's Struggles
February 23, 2023 05:24 - 10 minutes - 9.39 MBSup.... I think I'm sad in this one This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
I am not Satan's strongest soldier I will end it all
February 23, 2023 05:24 - 10 minutes - 9.39 MBSup.... This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
The Unfiltered Truth: My Unspoken Thoughts to Life's Struggles
February 23, 2023 05:24 - 10 minutes - 9.39 MBSup.... I think I'm sad in this one This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Meow
February 23, 2023 05:24 - 10 minutes - 9.39 MBSup.... I think I'm sad in this one This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Perky dance
February 05, 2023 07:17 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBGRRRRRRRR BARK BARK This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
How the fuck did you pull up to the party and forget the percs?
February 05, 2023 07:17 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBGRRRRRRRR BARK BARK This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
How the fuck you pull up to the party and forget the percs?
February 05, 2023 07:17 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBGRRRRRRRR BARK BARK This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Don't play with it (but it's the Walmart version)
February 05, 2023 07:17 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBGRRRRRRRR BARK BARK This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Don't play with it
February 05, 2023 07:17 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBGRRRRRRRR BARK BARK This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
AWOOP JUMPSCARE
January 27, 2023 05:11 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBY'all I'm sick again.... that's not even what this episode is about but I wanted to let y'all know that I'm sick. Anyway this is my cousin and I talking sugar honey ice tea. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
21 can you do something for me?
January 17, 2023 08:31 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBYeah I messed up on podmas... oops. This episode is made with love for my white problem child. This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Narcos (PODMAS 7)
January 09, 2023 04:29 - 1 minute - 1.56 MBI love you all ;) This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: [email protected] Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M