Distract Me, Please
426 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago -Imagine if Zane and Heath Unfiltered, The Broski Report, and Pretty Basic had a baby. That's what this is.
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We got kicked out of the Illuminati
March 15, 2022 02:37 - 52 minutes - 30.1 MBImma be honest, this is one of the wildest podcast episodes I have ever recorded. We started talking about tiddys, conspiracy theories, boys, weddings, smoking, and a whole lot of weird noises. We were sober in the making of this, and I have to say that because it just gets weird. Just press play and expect nothing xoxo -a confused host (the reason I changed the title https://twitter.com/iefteyez/status/1504622903383445508?s=21 ) Kam's Ig: pajamakam Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva ...
The woman was too stunned to speak
March 10, 2022 05:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MBThis week I literally just talk about my life, what I've been up to, what my new interests have been and more. At the end of the podcast I also get waaaaaaay too personal but we're not gonna talk about it. That's literally it, if you're new to the pod I do not recommend this as your first episode because it gets, como se dice............. *dull*. Links to support Ukrainian <3 https://www.wfp.org/stories/world-food-programme-set-assist-thousands-refugees-ukraine https://www.savethechild...
Philosophy explained by a philosophy major
March 06, 2022 06:52 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MBThis episode includes all of my dating secrets, because my dating life is kinda hectic at the moment. I literally only talk about dating and philosophy in this one, but don't worry I also sing like 3 different songs in this episode. Please join me for this real chill podcast episode. #Enjoy #LiveLaughLove #SmileyFace Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Instacart: instacart.o...
This is just ghetto
February 27, 2022 23:54 - 34 minutes - 24 MBYUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR Y'all I am slightly off the deep end a.k.a too much caffeine in this episode. All clips were recorded before the gym, after taking pre-workout and it shows! I talk about being burnt out and the term "good hair" in the black community. I also discuss so much more but I wanna save that for the episode. AND THERE'S A TEE RICH SONG AT THE END! #enjoy :) This episode is basically an art project Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links,...
Ok I like it Picasso
February 27, 2022 23:54 - 34 minutes - 32.3 MBYUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR Y'all I am slightly off the deep end a.k.a too much caffeine in this episode. All clips were recorded before the gym, after taking pre-workout and it shows! I talk about being burnt out and the term "good hair" in the black community. I also discuss so much more but I wanna save that for the episode. AND THERE'S A TEE RICH SONG AT THE END! #enjoy :) This episode is basically an art project Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links,...
press play if you dare
February 27, 2022 23:54 - 34 minutes - 32.3 MBYUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR Y'all I am slightly off the deep end a.k.a too much caffeine in this episode. All clips were recorded before the gym, after taking pre-workout and it shows! I talk about being burnt out and the term "good hair" in the black community. I also discuss so much more but I wanna save that for the episode. AND THERE'S A TEE RICH SONG AT THE END! #enjoy :) This episode is basically an art project Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links,...
Bag Alert Major Bag Alert
February 23, 2022 21:15 - 45 minutes - 42.2 MBBro you're confused? Im f***ing confused!!!! like I have no idea what this episode is, but it exists so it is what it is. Also I'm living for this tiktok trend so enjoy my title LMAAAOOOOOO. I talk about dating and booty bands in this one #RAWRXD.... I'll leave now. Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Major Bag Alert
February 23, 2022 21:15 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MBBro you're confused? Im f***ing confused!!!! like I have no idea what this episode is, but it exists so it is what it is. Also I'm living for this tiktok trend so enjoy my title LMAAAOOOOOO. I talk about dating and booty bands in this one #RAWRXD.... I'll leave now. Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Crackhead Dream and a Pinch of Podcast
February 18, 2022 17:07 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBBro this show will literally make you lol, it will have you roflmao in real life. We leave no topic undiscussed. Why can’t men compliment a woman’s body but woman can? Do men wash their balls? Roaches live in water? Pubic hair or no pubic hair? Can men handle getting their chest wax? Worst Brazilian wax story ever, first time getting a Pap smear, big tiddys suffocating you at the doctors office and more. Get ready for one of the most unfiltered podcast episodes that I have ever produced. Soci...
Crackhead Dream with a Pinch of Podcast
February 18, 2022 17:07 - 54 minutes - 31 MBBro this show will literally make you lol, it will have you roflmao in real life. We leave no topic undiscussed. Why can’t men compliment a woman’s body but woman can? Do men wash their balls? Roaches live in water? Pubic hair or no pubic hair? Can men handle getting their chest wax? Worst Brazilian wax story ever, first time getting a Pap smear, big tiddys suffocating you at the doctors office and more. Get ready for one of the most unfiltered podcast episodes that I have ever produced. Soci...
Why is my doctor the first one to see me naked?
February 16, 2022 22:21 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBBro this show will literally make you lol, it will have you roflmao in real life. We leave no topic undiscussed. Why can’t men compliment a woman’s body but woman can? Do men wash their balls? Roaches live in water? Pubic hair or no pubic hair? Can men handle getting their chest wax? Worst Brazilian wax story ever, first time getting a Pap smear, big tiddys suffocating you at the doctors office and more. Get ready for one of the most unfiltered podcast episodes that I have ever produced. So...
Emotional Damage
February 16, 2022 22:21 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBBro this show will literally make you lol, it will have you roflmao in real life. We leave no topic undiscussed. Why can’t men compliment a woman’s body but woman can? Do men wash their balls? Roaches live in water? Pubic hair or no pubic hair? Can men handle getting their chest wax? Worst Brazilian wax story ever, first time getting a Pap smear, big tiddys suffocating you at the doctors office and more. Get ready for one of the most unfiltered podcast episodes that I have ever produced. Soci...
ABOW
February 06, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBSoooooooooo, this podcast is very sexual so listen at your own risk. We talk a lot about boys, and music, and sex, and slurs for some reason. This is also a part two from Wednesday's episode, so if you missed that go listen to it now!!!!! #PleaseDontCancelMe Socials aka just tiktok: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Kam's Ig: pajamakam This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
He told me throw it back ABOW
February 06, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBSoooooooooo, this podcast is very sexual so listen at your own risk. We talk a lot about boys, and music, and sex, and slurs for some reason. This is also a part two from Wednesday's episode, so if you missed that go listen to it now!!!!! #PleaseDontCancelMe Socials aka just tiktok: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Kam's Ig: pajamakam This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M
Tinder Horror Stories (part 1)
February 02, 2022 17:44 - 1 hour - 39.5 MBI am so scared to click upload. Mom if you found this episode, no you didn't. I need everybody to buckle up for this very sexual yet funny as f*** podcast episode. Spotify is already asking me to read their rules, and I believe I broke almost all of them in this single episode. 🤣 It gets wild and we leave no topic undiscussed. #PleaseDontCancelMe Socials aka just tiktok: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Kam's Ig: pajamakam This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you mak...
The boy is mine
January 28, 2022 22:37 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MBBasically... I deleted my social media accounts because I desperately needed a break and discovered I have a hardcore addiction to social media. This is such a random episode, but its really funny. Grab your dancing shoes because there is a dance party in the middle of this one! ROLE THE PODCAST INTRO LINDA! Socials aka just tiktok: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Instacart: inst...
That's a big word for Elmo
January 28, 2022 22:37 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MBBasically... I deleted my social media accounts because I desperately needed a break and discovered I have a hardcore addiction to social media. This is such a random episode, but its really funny. Grab your dancing shoes because there is a dance party in the middle of this one! ROLE THE PODCAST INTRO LINDA! Socials aka just tiktok: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Instacart: inst...
You can't buy this kind of entertainment off the streets
January 24, 2022 03:57 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MBIts been a hell of a week and I am not living for it. I talk about selling feet pictures, my newly single crush that I've been patiently waiting for, the Jamie Lynn call her daddy podcast episode, and so much more. Welcome to the distract me, please podcast extravaganza! Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
How bazaar
January 21, 2022 20:56 - 13 minutes - 12.4 MBIt’s a mini episode because podcasters haven’t been posting and I couldn’t be apart of that group 👀
Raw dogging it, the way God intended
January 21, 2022 20:56 - 13 minutes - 7.67 MBIt’s a mini episode because podcasters haven’t been posting and I couldn’t be apart of that group 👀
Who got you smiling like that?
January 14, 2022 18:28 - 9 minutes - 8.33 MBWelcome to this bonus episode since I didn't post Wednesday... oops Listen to my in car shenanigans with my creative director Creative director twitter: @BSeamanB All my socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
Ayo this booster got hands
January 09, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBThis is the roller coaster of emotions and symptoms I felt, after getting the moderna booster. First few hours were great, but the ending hours TOOK ME OUT! like literally wanted someone to bring me a shot, liquid or metal. This is one of the funniest and most pointless episodes I have ever recorded. <3 ENJOY! (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Ayo bring me a shot
January 09, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 55 MBThis is the roller coaster of emotions and symptoms I felt, after getting the moderna booster. First few hours were great, but the ending hours TOOK ME OUT! like literally wanted someone to bring me a shot, liquid or metal. This is one of the funniest and most pointless episodes I have ever recorded.
It's about drive it's about power
January 05, 2022 07:20 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBFinally, an episode where I rant about my day and tell you all about my favorites. Warning this episode is completely unhinged because I recored late at night after being wired on caffeine all day. :) #Enjoy (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
MATERIAL GIRL
January 02, 2022 06:27 - 53 minutes - 49.5 MBplease don't make me actually type out information about this episode... Girl I'm too tired for this, just click play. Okay fine I’m just talking about reality house. -xoxo Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Material Girl
January 02, 2022 06:27 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBplease don't make me actually type out information about this episode... Girl I'm too tired for this, just click play. Okay fine I’m just talking about reality house. -xoxo Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
Go Little Rockstar
December 27, 2021 16:38 - 44 minutes - 30.4 MBThis super lazy podcast was very therapeutic for me. If you don't like it, oh well, go touch grass I needed to say this out loud. Also who tf is making hot chocolate in toilets? (skip to the end if you wanna understand that question) I am the villain in this story (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
Babes you're over sharing again
December 27, 2021 16:38 - 45 minutes - 42.4 MBThis super lazy podcast was very therapeutic for me. If you don't like it, oh well, go touch grass I needed to say this out loud. Also who tf is making hot chocolate in toilets? (skip to the end if you wanna understand that question) I am the villain in this story (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Pull up in the Sri Lanka VLOGMAS DAY 24
December 25, 2021 01:03 - 28 minutes - 16.6 MBThe best part is the ending... I wish I was joking. This is a regular podcast vlog where I take you through a regular day in my life. The only exciting parts of my day is when I decide to be a menace. :) Also are you a Nicki fan? (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
Sorry for party rocking
December 23, 2021 18:17 - 6 minutes - 5.29 MBI’m just giving updates 😌✨ go listen to other episodes to catch up before i release the next episode 🔥❤️🔥 I love y’all
My J'ouvert shooting story VLOGMAS DAY 22
December 22, 2021 18:38 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBTRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ (SHOOTINGS AND MENTAL HEALTH) This episode starts light hearted, because it was supposed to be a fun episode, but it turned into a conversation about school shootings. Dani's sister called her asking her if she heard about national sh**t up your school day. I believe this is a very important conversation to have because this is our every day reality here. This is part two of that conversation socials https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · ...
Listen to our trauma with Dani part 2 VLOGMAS DAY 22
December 22, 2021 18:38 - 1 hour - 47.5 MBTRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ (SHOOTINGS AND MENTAL HEALTH) This episode starts light hearted, because it was supposed to be a fun episode, but it turned into a conversation about school shootings. Dani's sister called her asking her if she heard about national sh**t up your school day. I believe this is a very important conversation to have because this is our every day reality here. This is part two of that conversation socials https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
My J'ouvert shooting story with Dani part 2 VLOGMAS DAY 22
December 22, 2021 18:38 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBTRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ (SHOOTINGS AND MENTAL HEALTH) This episode starts light hearted, because it was supposed to be a fun episode, but it turned into a conversation about school shootings. Dani's sister called her asking her if she heard about national sh**t up your school day. I believe this is a very important conversation to have because this is our every day reality here. This is part two of that conversation socials https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · An...
We need to talk about shootings in America with Dani VLOGMAS DAY 21
December 21, 2021 19:40 - 1 hour - 50.6 MBTRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ (SHOOTINGS AND MENTAL HEALTH) This episode starts light hearted, because it was supposed to be a fun episode, but it turned into a conversation about school shootings. Dani's sister called her asking her if she heard about national sh**t up your school day. I believe this is a very important conversation to have because this is our every day reality here. socials https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
We need to talk about shooting in America with Dani VLOGMAS DAY 21
December 21, 2021 19:40 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBTRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ (SHOOTINGS AND MENTAL HEALTH) This episode starts light hearted, because it was supposed to be a fun episode, but it turned into a conversation about school shootings. Dani's sister called her asking her if she heard about national sh**t up your school day. I believe this is a very important conversation to have because this is our every day reality here. socials https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast...
I stopped a terrorist attack in Paris (not clickbait?) VLOGMAS DAY 20
December 20, 2021 08:00 - 55 minutes - 31.8 MBI know the title sounds like a lie, but it's not sadly!!! like true story 😂 even though I wish it wasn't! I also talk about depression setting me back a little bit, but don't worry I'm a strong girl! ANYWAY ENJOY THE EPISODE AND FOLLOW ME ON THE SOCIALS socials https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
I stopped a terrorist attack in Paris (not clickbait) VLOGMAS DAY 20
December 20, 2021 08:00 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBI know the title sounds like a lie, but it's not sadly!!! like true story 😂 even though I wish it wasn't! I also talk about depression setting me back a little bit, but don't worry I'm a strong girl! ANYWAY ENJOY THE EPISODE AND FOLLOW ME ON THE SOCIALS socials https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Keeping Up With the Wannabe Influencer VLOGMAS DAY 17
December 17, 2021 19:08 - 23 minutes - 19 MBI’m in my mums car vroom vroom. Sike I’m in my car just sharing my thoughts because I’m bored and didn’t know what else to do. I’ve also been slacking hella hard on the Vlogmas content but I explain why in this episode and upcoming episodes so stay tune! AND IF YOURE NEW HERE WELCOME TO THE CRAZINESS I CALL MY LIFE!!! Also follow me on the socials https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
I watched a snake pee on a man outside of a club (not clickbait) VLOGMAS DAY 9,10,&12
December 12, 2021 07:00 - 41 minutes - 23.8 MBLets call this ✨depression ✨ but monetize it! 🤣 Listen I really saw a snake pee on a man, outside a club, on Northgate. That s*** was crazy!!!!! any who follow me on the socials :) My Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
This was a bad idea but it's VLOGMAS DAY 8
December 08, 2021 07:11 - 6 minutes - 5.33 MBListen, truth be told I ran out of ideas and completely deleted the episode I recorded before this one. Im not even tagging my social media onto this episode because imma act like it wasn't me. This is definitely a just for fun episode #FurBryanna
I Ran Out of Ideas But it's VLOGMAS DAY 8
December 08, 2021 07:11 - 8 minutes - 7.54 MBListen, truth be told I ran out of ideas and completely deleted the episode I recorded before this one. Im not even tagging my social media onto this episode because imma act like it wasn't me. This is definitely a just for fun episode #FurBryanna --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Interviewing My Childhood Bully VLOGMAS DAY 8
December 07, 2021 14:00 - 37 minutes - 35 MBWe throwing it back to thanksgiving when I interviewed my childhood bully a.k.a my cousin Jason. Come listen to this astetically pleasing podcast episode, it's nothing but family vibes and questions. Literally just interviewing each other about our childhood! #enjoy My Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Jason's ig: jasoochopz --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Interviewing My Childhood Bully VLOGMAS DAY 7
December 07, 2021 14:00 - 36 minutes - 29.1 MBWe throwing it back to thanksgiving when I interviewed my childhood bully a.k.a my cousin Jason. Come listen to this astetically pleasing podcast episode, it's nothing but family vibes and questions. Literally just interviewing each other about our childhood! #enjoy My Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Jason's ig: jasoochopz
Vlogmas Mental Breakdown Check! VLOGMAS DAY 5&6
December 06, 2021 14:58 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MBTRIGGER WARNING SUICIDE⚠️⚠️⚠️ please listen with caution because this one gets dark suicide hotline number 800-273-8255 I HAD MY FIRST VLOGMAS BREAKDOWN! Am I influencer yet?! Anyways I talk about how stressed I am because these past 2 days have been ROUGH 😭 also I need to take my friends to group therapy after this one because how are we all this sad!!!! My Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
Lets relive our emo phase (Listen with headphones) VLOGMAS DAY 3 AND 4
December 05, 2021 01:12 - 36 minutes - 25 MBTRIGGER WARNING SUICIDE AND SEXUAL ASSAULT ITS VLOGMAS DAY 4 AND I ACCIDENTALLY MISSED DAY 3 BUT NOW IM BACK! in this episode we basically relive our childhood. Like every part of it for some reason. I also decided to act like copyright isn't a thing.... point being blow this episode up because I'm bringing you back to the good ole days with some bops that came straight out of my emo phase! FOLLOW MY SOCIALS My Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
BING BONG VLOGMAS DAY 2
December 02, 2021 08:20 - 34 minutes - 19.5 MBIts vlogmas day 2 and I don't know how to act. Listen to this wild ride of an episode as I try my hardest to finish a plethora of assignments before they are due tomorrow. Also side note, because I had to ghost homie I think im going to hit on the cute boy in my speech class. This info is for the show notes readers only because I do not mention this in the episode LMAAAOOOOOOO anyway bye! FOLLOW MY SOCIALS My Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
If You See These Dogs In Your Front Yard Just Know Upstairs Im Going Hard VLOGMAS DAY 2
December 02, 2021 08:20 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MBIts vlogmas day 2 and I don't know how to act. Listen to this wild ride of an episode as I try my hardest to finish a plethora of assignments before they are due tomorrow. Also side note, because I had to ghost homie I think im going to hit on the cute boy in my speech class. This info is for the show notes readers only because I do not mention this in the episode LMAAAOOOOOOO anyway bye! FOLLOW MY SOCIALS My Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · Anc...
Merry Chrysler VLOGMIS DAY 1
December 01, 2021 14:00 - 20 minutes - 19 MBIm so tired, BUT WELCOME TO VLOGMIS DAY 1! I really only had a rant about a boy and hung out with friends. Overall it was a pretty chill day. Enjoy :) My Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Merry Chrysler VLOGMAS DAY 1
December 01, 2021 14:00 - 18 minutes - 10.9 MBIm so tired, BUT WELCOME TO VLOGMAS DAY 1! I really only had a rant about a boy and hung out with friends. Overall it was a pretty chill day. Enjoy :) My Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva
Surviving Sophia on a Casual Tuesday
November 29, 2021 08:05 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBTrigger Warning ⚠️ Sexual Assault and Suicide Alright im bullet pointing these notes because it's 2am and im about to have a mental breakdown. (Tune in December 1st to find out why because mental breakdowns equal content LMAOOOhelpOOOO) ((JK ill be Ohkay)) (((kinda))) Surviving Sophia Random side conversations Teyana Taylor quitting music Someone's tires got slashed while we were recording (we talk about it at the end but Ben's reaction is in the middle of the episode) Kyle Rittenhous...