Daddio Patio

DP43 - Robo Cop Kisses

DP42 - Monsters are Real and Friendship is Magical

DP41 - Briefcase Sex / Smoothie & a Movie

DP40 - TED'S DEAD

DP39 - Lil' Smokies

This week the Daddios attempt to discuss the grocery store, only to delve deep into laser sphincter hair removal, lasek, swirlies, and working at Burger King and Dollar Tree.

DP38 - edosipE esreveR

DP37 - Growin' Pains

DP36 - Variety Hour

On this episode of Daddio Patio, the Daddios are snowed in and scattered. Each Daddio gets their own segment to discuss whatever's on their mind. Lance talks about his Mardi Gras hangover and paint drying. Van Sant talks about the positive vibes he experienced on his trip to New Orleans. Andy and friends discuss which email service God uses. And to top it off, Peaches plays some easygoing tunes while answering an email from a listener. How does a Daddio act when separated from his kin by the...

DP35 - ANNOYING

On this annoying episode of Daddio Patio, the Daddios get all negative-like and spill their demons on the table. From gnats fiddling around in your ear canals to insensitive wall-eyes drivers on the highway, we hate 'em all. It's the "Annoying/Negative" epsiode and we're all bent out of shape just talking about it. But even in a world full of endless causes for frustration and fluctuations in blood pressure, hilarity is always there, dancing among the ridiculous triggers, waiting to wake us ...

DP34 - Human Skin Cape

This week, Andy joins the Daddios from the sinful Drug Den. The Daddios discuss eating humans again, and the surreal atmosphere of "Body Worlds". Have you ever seen an old naked man sliced into book before? It'll alter your life's course forever. Also they discuss tattooing birds, the tragedy of dogs, and the awkwardness of the sperm donor lobby. From shitting out your own pelvis, to thanking Action Bronson, nothing is off-limits on this episode. All of these things and more on this week's e...

DP33 - International Language of Chub / Lance Would Eat a Human

This week, the Daddios really bro it down. This episode has absolutely no structure, from Sushi to fixing lady make up, the pentagram speaks from the heart. 

DP32 - Nano Banano

DP31 - Horses on a Plane

This week on Daddio Patio: Joined by guests, Randy Ploesser and Cobra, the Daddios discuss one the most awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, eye-twinkling subjects in the universe: magic. What is magic and why are we so fascinated by it? From the moment that white fur flashes from the black top hat, we can’t help but giggle. Any subtle shift in the norm can bring about an overwhelming joy that immediately awakens the soul, and that’s what magic’s all about. Magic is, at its very core, what Daddio P...

DP30 - Full Circle Siccness

Are you as sick of being sick as the Daddios? Join them this week as they discuss illnesses, the shitty symptoms that accompany them, and the ultimate conclusion: the Daddios are all terminally sick in the mind. It's funny how illnesses have that humbling little way about them. I mean, can you possibly retain any sliver of self-respect while sitting sideways in the toilet blasting diarrhea while puking in the sink at the same time? So fill that mug with NyQuil, put an ice sack on your forehe...

DP29 - Gravity & Symmetry

It's a new year and a new start for the Daddios, as they gather at a wounded Peaches' house. From the absurdity of infomercials to hooking up at the hospital, all the way to pooping in your pants on a roller coaster on your first date, all filthy bases are covered. Listen as the Daddios, and special guest Fingerhut confess their New Year's Resolutions only to be bested by Peaches' dad with simple diamond-cut logic. All this and more on the last Daddio Patio of 2013!

DP28 - R.R. (Russian Roulette / Refurbished Realdoll / Tongue Dartin' Through the Jungle)

On this episode of Daddio Patio, the Daddios discuss which toys they remember most fondly. Ain't it beautiful how little pieces of molded plastic and rubber could fill our youth with such exhileration? From Stretch Armstrong to Mighty Max, Barbie to Skip-it. Those bright colors, those new toy smells and those endless adventures! They all made us smile and they all filled us with pure excitement. And you can join in on the excitement as you listen to the Daddios play Russian Roulette to the ...

DP27 - A Very Daddio Patio Christmas

The Daddios celebrate Christmas together in this two-parter. Forest fires, gingerbread cookies and cripple jokes ensue! Merry Christmas everybody!

DP26 - Abdominal Snowman

This week the Daddios venture into the world of small talk, they discuss the weather, coffee, and mole configurations. Midway, they're joined by a guest, and the episode takes an exciting turn! The Daddios are divided by their preference for Home Alone 1 or 2. 

DP25 - Tommy Gunn Brunch

There's no excuse for the absence of Daddio Patio. This week the Daddios discuss excuses, Abraham Lincoln, hallucinogens, mustaches, guns, brunch, everything. This week marks the triumphant return of your favorite podcast, brought to you from the 59th St. Apple store in NYC.

DP24 - Michael Jordan, #24

Criminals can't stop Daddio Patio, we're back to talk about BAD ASS SHIT!

DP23 - Criminology

The Daddios are all criminals. This week, Lance drunkenly explores Clayton, only to be apprehended by the police, Collin commits a felony, Andy flees the country with warrants from a Nerf gun battle, Van Sant endangers innocent school children, and Peaches gets away from the police with a boner. Check it out!

DP22 - Trick R' Treat

Gargoyles, Raiden, Goldust, Bone-asaurus Rex, Flaccidactyls, machetes, ghosts, it's all here! Get in the spirit goddangit! Trick R' Treat with the Daddios on this week's Halloween special. 

DP21 - Procrasturbation

The Daddios waited until the last minute to make, edit, and release this week's gem. Also, Lance soils his reputation by confessing all of the times he masturbated in public as a child. Enjoy!

DP20 - Communion With The Universe

This week the Daddios make their peace with The Universe.

DP19 - "Daddio Patio" - The Lifetime Original Movie

This week the Daddios Discuss old friends, and sit on the park bench like bookends. 

DP18 - Somebody's Watching Me

DP17 - "Intelligent" Life

From the deep reaches of the cosmos, the Daddios discuss life big and small. 

DP16 - riDICKuLESS

This week the Daddios discussed disgust. Check it out!

DP15 - Daddio Patio: Animal Edition

This week the Daddios discuss the animal kingdom. Robin Mennel and Jon Brunts call in to share their perspective. Violent chimpanzees, goats, crows, reptiles, gerbils, this episode has it all! 

DP14 - The Boys are Back in Town

The Daddios are world-traveling wisemen. This week they discuss their most mind-altering experiences, both at home and abroad.

DP13 - President Ricol Dicol

This week the Daddios break new ground by discussing politics, neighbors and the American dream. 

DP12 - Blood is the Finish Line

This week two of the Daddios are joined by guests Scott, Mike, and Fatbody to discuss family matters. 

DP11 - Blood Jacuzzi

This week the Daddios ventured into a topic near and dear to everyone's hearts: drinking stories. Tune in as we get some great calls and share some interesting tales, no holds barred! 

DP10 - Be More Generous

This was the last week we were lanceless and we used that time to give our beautiful listeners some sound advice on everything from nontippers to body hair. Unsubscribe now!

DP9 - Mom Prom

This week, 4 of the 5 Daddios are joined by Margarita Mommies. Callers share their deepest fears, and the smells they like. Then the cops show up and smell urinal cakes. 

DP8 - Childhood Memories

This week, Scott Charboneu and the mysterious 'Fatbody' join the Daddios to discuss their hazy recollections from childhood. Ding dong ditching, Nickelodeon, Animorphs, the bookmobile, Nintendo, and plenty of other glory from the 90's. 

DP7 - Sweating in the Dark

This week the Daddios share the most painful times, and the luckiest times. They also sing heartfelt songs about Heaven, Hell, and whatever lies in between. 

DP6 - Dream Confessions

The Daddios and their many guests confess their dreams. Sleepwalking, outer space, explosions, goals, wet dreams, and the ending to Roseanne. Nothing is taboo on the Daddio Patio. 

DP5 - Comedic Bronze

The Daddios create comedic bronze in this episode, and cement their telepathy when Peaches and Andy appear on Skype in the same outfit. Godzilla emerges from the ocean, only to huf gasoline. 

The Goedeker Ploy / Social Security Confessions

The Daddios attempt to lure in Goedeker, then confess their Social Security Numbers. 

Daddio Patio Episode 3

Andy joins from New York City. We discuss poop transplants, drugs, travel, and of course, Steve Goedeker. Dan Goedeker weighs in on his uncle's skin and hair color. 

Daddio Patio Episode 2

This week on Daddio Patio, Collin makes an entirely physical appearance. We discuss everything form masturbation to 3D printers. No holds barred, this is the Daddio Patio.

Daddio Patio

Four boys gathered, unprepared, to start a podcast. At first, they thought they'd call it "Discussion Time" then, they thought it would be funnier to call it "Jail". Eventually, they discovered the rhyme and rhythm of the words "Daddio Patio". Although it meant nothing to them (none of them dads, or homeowners) they committed to the name, with no idea what they were getting into. "We don't take calls, we make calls!" Lance, Andy, Peaches, and Dr. Sant cried, as they contacted their first g...