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Cracker Classics
266 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago -Two guys review old "classic" movies to see if they're still good. Or maybe they weren't any good to begin with?
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#213 - My Brother's Cryptkeeper
May 17, 2024 06:00 - 32 minutes - 24.4 MBThe movie: The Fall of the House of Usher (1960)
#212 - Always Pay Teri Garr's Rent
May 10, 2024 06:00 - 34 minutes - 26.3 MBThe movie: The Conversation (1974)
#210 - Bob and Eva's Adventures In Babysitting
April 26, 2024 13:33 - 31 minutes - 24.1 MBThe movie: The Rescuers (1977)
#209 - Putting Lipstick On a Pygmalion
April 19, 2024 06:00 - 31 minutes - 24.2 MBThe movie: Pygmalion (1938)
#208 - A Sub-Basement Apartment Is Like Heroin
April 12, 2024 06:00 - 34 minutes - 25.8 MBThe movie: Wait Until Dark (1967)
#207 - Listen to Your McQueen
April 05, 2024 06:00 - 32 minutes - 24.7 MBThe movie: The Blob (1958)
#206 - How Zorro Got His Z Back
March 29, 2024 06:00 - 32 minutes - 24.6 MBThe movie: The Mark of Zorro (1940)
#205 - Experimental Jazz Continues
March 22, 2024 06:00 - 35 minutes - 26.6 MBThe movie: Space Is the Place (1974)
#204 - Doing the Calypso In the Principal's Office
March 15, 2024 06:00 - 32 minutes - 24.7 MBThe movie: Bright Road (1953)
#203 - A White Speck of Bone Structure
March 08, 2024 07:00 - 35 minutes - 26.7 MBThe movie: Paper Moon (1973)
#202 - What Do You Want On Your Tucson?
March 01, 2024 07:00 - 32 minutes - 25.3 MBThe movie: Death Wish (1974)
#201 - Alfred's 39 Baby Steps
February 23, 2024 07:00 - 29 minutes - 22.5 MBThe movie: The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934)
#200 - Forgot He Wasn't Arthur Miller
February 16, 2024 07:00 - 30 minutes - 23.4 MBThe movie: Silver Streak (1976)
#199 - Cutting Wetness and Mastheaded Seamen
February 09, 2024 07:00 - 38 minutes - 28.7 MBThe movie: Knife in the Water (1962)
#198 - Never Let the Ranger Go
February 02, 2024 07:00 - 35 minutes - 25.7 MBThe movie: Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
We Shall Call Him Cracker, Jr. ['80s Edition]
February 02, 2024 00:37 - 30 minutes - 22.8 MBThe movie: Raising Arizona (1987)
#197 - Richard Pryor's Art of the Deal
January 26, 2024 07:00 - 34 minutes - 26 MBThe movie: The Wiz (1978)
#196 - I Know Flirting When I See It
January 19, 2024 07:00 - 32 minutes - 24.8 MBThe movie: City Lights (1931)
#195 - So That's Why He's Man's Best Friend
January 12, 2024 07:00 - 33 minutes - 25.4 MBThe movie: A Boy and His Dog (1975)
#194 - Anything's Better Than Wages
January 05, 2024 07:00 - 35 minutes - 26.5 MBThe movie: The Misfits (1961)
Particle Man Hates Transport Man ['80s Edition]
January 01, 2024 15:00 - 35 minutes - 27 MBThe movie: The Fly (1986)
#193 - Two Colonels Catfighting In the Ignorance Bushes
December 29, 2023 07:00 - 34 minutes - 26.2 MBThe movie: Inherit the Wind (1960)
#192 - Upstaging Danny Kaye? Boffo!
December 22, 2023 07:00 - 35 minutes - 27.4 MBThe movie: White Christmas (1954)
#191 - Death By Bubbles
December 16, 2023 00:31 - 33 minutes - 25.9 MBThe movie: Godzilla (1954) Does a movie monster have agency?
#190 - Bette Davis Is Hot in Cleveland
December 08, 2023 07:00 - 35 minutes - 28 MBThe movie: The Man Who Came to Dinner (1942)
Kidnapped By Pee-wee's Playship ['80s Edition]
December 02, 2023 03:44 - 32 minutes - 24.8 MBThe movie: Flight of the Navigator (1986)
#189 - Win Women With Sock Garters
December 01, 2023 07:00 - 31 minutes - 25.6 MBThe movie: The Shop Around the Corner (1940)
#188 - Don't Mix Business With Pleasure
November 24, 2023 07:00 - 36 minutes - 28.2 MBThe movie: An American In Paris (1951)
#186 - Art Deco Jesus and the Birth of Kraftwerk
November 10, 2023 07:00 - 35 minutes - 27 MBThe movie: Metropolis (1927)
#185 - The Adventures of John and the Groovy Boobs
November 03, 2023 06:00 - 32 minutes - 25.8 MBThe movie: Shaft (1971)
So You've Adopted a Sasquatch ['80s Edition]
November 01, 2023 05:58 - 34 minutes - 26 MBThe movie: Harry and the Hendersons (1987)
#184 - Just Keep the Lid On It
October 27, 2023 06:00 - 32 minutes - 25.7 MBThe movie: The Comedy of Terrors (1963)
#183 - The Neighs Have It
October 20, 2023 06:00 - 33 minutes - 26.5 MBThe movie: Young Frankenstein (1974)
#182 - Nickel Dick Pics
October 13, 2023 06:00 - 35 minutes - 28.5 MBThe movie: Taxi Driver (1976) Ian and Joshua finally watch the DeNiro movie that launched a presidential re-election. Is there anything actually aspiring about it? Is working because you can't sleep wise? Just how much did a dirty movie cost in New York in the '70s?
#181 - Asta La Vista, Nora
October 06, 2023 06:00 - 30 minutes - 24.5 MBThe movie: The Thin Man (1934) It's time to watch another light-hearted murder mystery that asks the big, important questions. Like, how long is Christmas, exactly? And, what makes a good murderer? http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
We Had It All Back In 1989 ['80s Edition]
October 01, 2023 13:05 - 34 minutes - 25.8 MBThe movie: UHF (1989)
#180 - I Killed a Guy and I Liked It
September 29, 2023 06:00 - 36 minutes - 29.3 MBThe movie: Lawrence of Arabia (1962) Ian and Joshua finally sit down for four hours of Peter O'Toole crossing the desert with those eyes. Plenty of time to ponder things like identity and confidence, while still asking the important questions. Is this movie still relevant? Or does it insist upon itself? http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
#179 - Nothing Real But KFC
September 22, 2023 06:00 - 34 minutes - 30.3 MBThe movie: How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965) Ian and Joshua watch another beach party movie, because apparently they didn't learn their lesson the first time. This one has Buster Keaton in it, though. That's a good sign, right? Right? http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
#178 - Just Get Hit By a Philanthropist's Car
September 15, 2023 23:29 - 33 minutes - 26.1 MBThe movie: Within Our Gates (1920) Joshua makes Ian watch the oldest surviving movie made by a Black filmmaker, with hopes that it will spark some desire to watch "Birth of a Nation." Will Ian be convinced? Are there messages in this film still relevant 100 years later? How far have we really come as a nation? http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
#177 - Grooming a Teenage Witch
September 08, 2023 06:00 - 34 minutes - 26.5 MBThe movie: Sabrina (1954) Ian and Joshua watch this Billy Wilder classics and hope for a shirtless William Holden. Ian looks out for a talking black cat, while Joshua re-examines his sexuality. It's always good to check in on it from time to time. http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
Mr. Robinson and the Wall Street Groomers ['80s Edition]
September 01, 2023 13:00 - 30 minutes - 20.5 MBThe movie: Trading Places (1983) Ian and Joshua watch how sick and twisted the super rich were in the '80s to everyday people. Thank goodness those days are over, right? http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
Mr. Robinson and the Wall Street Groomers
September 01, 2023 13:00 - 30 minutes - 20.5 MBThe movie: Trading Places (1983) Ian and Joshua watch how sick and twisted the super rich were in the '80s to everyday people. Thank goodness those days are over, right? http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
#176 - Sorry, Rabbi
September 01, 2023 06:00 - 31 minutes - 24.4 MBThe movie: Hester Street (1975) Joshua wants to see Carol Kane in an Oscar-nominated performance, so he and Ian watch her immigrate to America to meet her husband who's been sleeping around. Was it worth the find? Will they want to call a taxi halfway through? http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
#175 - Groucho-ing All Over the Place
August 25, 2023 06:00 - 33 minutes - 26.1 MBThe movie: A Night At the Opera (1934) It's been a while since Ian and Joshua have watched some Marx Brothers, so they class things up by taking in a bit of high society, and a crowded stateroom. http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
#174 - Spock Ex Machina
August 18, 2023 06:00 - 33 minutes - 26.4 MBThe movie: Star Trek - The Motion Picture (1979) Cracker Classics sets out to piss off an entire fandom as Ian and Joshua explore what cameos and long establishing shots can do to pad the length of a film. There is also spirited discussion about blatant yet unmentioned sexual references and the superiority of Doctor Who. http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
#173 - Mustache Rides: Double or Nothing
August 11, 2023 06:00 - 35 minutes - 27.5 MBThe movie: Smokey and the Bandit (1978) Joshua and Ian want to see some sweet 'stache and go for Burt Reynolds bootlegging across the South with Sally Field. Will they regret their decisions and be turned off facial hair forever? http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
#172 - Keep Drinking the Kool-Aid
August 04, 2023 06:00 - 41 minutes - 32.3 MBThe movie: A Clockwork Orange (1972) Ian and Joshua watch an old favorite of theirs and hope it holds up. They both want it to be just as horrorshow as they remember, but will their glazzys viddy some awful truths? http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics
Beaten By Belloq ['80s Edition]
August 01, 2023 19:02 - 32 minutes - 19.7 MBThe movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Joshua and Ian seek adventure and history while seeing Indiana Jones be a sexist pig who always has the right answer to every archaeological mystery. Here's hoping your ears won't melt at the end of this episode. http://www.crackerclassics.com https://www.patreon.com/crackerclassics