Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)
350 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsWe're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Episodes
Neck Romancer
November 20, 2018 15:33 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBThis episode is pretty heavy on the P.O.D. so you've been warned. We also follow up on the specifics of habitat-swapping sea creatures and birds. Skysharks, oh my! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Rap Game John du Pont
November 14, 2018 19:29 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBWe discuss the merits of artificial intelligence, a couple different bigfoots, some Tinder profiles, and some Pervert Proverbs! We also answer some very interesting listener questions. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Ghost Malone
November 07, 2018 15:09 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBOn this episode, we recap our most shining moment: the appearance of our tweet on the train wreck that was #GhostAdventuresLive. I still can't believe they didn't even open that Dibbuk Box... After FOUR hours! Sheesh. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Full Tang
October 31, 2018 18:04 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBIt's the end of Ghostober, so consider this episode only semi-spooky. That doesn't mean we shy away from the spooky scaries. Disturbed is bound to come up... We also discuss the word Orangutan, some spooky sex toys, and possibly reveal Whitey Bulger's killer! (Note: This episode was recorded the day before Bulger's death. No joke.) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-...
Spooky Stories #3: Capone's Bones (with Julie)
October 30, 2018 15:20 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBJulie joins us to discuss ghost kids, ghost cats, and ghost ships in our final installment of "Spooky Stories!" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Johnny Hotsauce & The Goblin Cannons
October 24, 2018 14:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBAnother very spooooooky episode celebrating Ghostober! Please be advised, this episode may contain David Draiman... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Spooky Stories #2: Lil' Meow (with Katie)
October 22, 2018 14:37 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBJoining us for another spooky-ass installment of our "Spooky Stories" miniseries is Katie Stone (AKA kittenwaffles). She regales us with tales of ghouls and glitches that will frighten the living piss outta ya! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Spooky Stories #1: Puddle of Mudvayne (with Nick and Mike)
October 17, 2018 19:18 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MBFamous musicians Nick Avery and Mike Norton join us to discuss the paranormal in the first installation of our "Spooky Stories" miniseries! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Heckraiser
October 16, 2018 17:45 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBPart 2 of the Ghoul Parents Halloween saga! For the first time ever, Justy Boy takes over as host an instantly regrets it. We talk demons and specters and wieners, etc. The usual stuff. Also, we finally hear from Justy Boy's dad! (Justy Man?) He schools us on how to catch a Bigfoot. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Craig's List Exorcists
October 10, 2018 18:03 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBIt's officially the spooOooOOOoOookiest time of the year and we're ready to deliver the chills! Justy Boy's sister, friend of the show, and all-around excellent gal Jaime joins us as we recollect our spookiest memories. We also chat about our favorite Halloween movies and the most haunted places in New Hampshire. Turn off the lights and get under your covers for safety! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://...
Neptune in the House
October 02, 2018 18:40 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBIn these troubled times, we all strive for a little certainty. Is it possible we find it in the stars? Turns out, nah... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Bedemoned
September 26, 2018 00:14 - 1 hour - 74.2 MBWould you have paid real life human money to see We Bought a Zoo if Owen Wilson had starred in it? We would have. We would have hopped right into Owen's gorilla bin. You heard me right. Take a walk down the Fred Carpet as we unravel all the earth's greatest mysteries... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Abe's Owls
September 19, 2018 18:32 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBTalkin' bout good cop/sad cop, talkin' bout tough guys, talkin' bout MOOSE... Also, we answer some of your wonderful listener questions! [P.S. I'd like to formally apologize for our mouth sounds. We were too close to our mics and we are very very sorry, Thank you for your understanding.] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
The Book of 2 Chainz
September 13, 2018 13:54 - 1 hour - 78.4 MBIt's time for a new approach to spirituality and 2 Chainz is ready to deliver! With a very special guest, Chris Milton, whose music can be found at elyphant.bandcamp.com and greedisland.bandcamp.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Fence Match
September 04, 2018 15:11 - 1 hour - 67 MBMike Jones, 2 Chainz, Lil' Brain... All your favorite rappers are here to fuck the world and bust a nut. We also discuss Drive Angry 3D, going to the mall, and stage a fence match in heck featuring Brutal Ice, the fence match champion! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Edward Beetlehands
August 28, 2018 19:13 - 1 hour - 71 MBDid you know that quads are the horses of motorcycles? That's factual. Even more fun facts await within this brand new episode of somebody's favorite podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Jacked & Tan
August 22, 2018 02:16 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBOn this episode, expect James Van Der Beek, prank phone calls, Randy Newman, egg laying, egg stomping, mosh poetry, and No-Nut November. What a treat! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
C.P. Investigates: Whisker Man
August 22, 2018 01:59 - 43 minutes - 40 MBIn this special investigative episode, you'll hear some horrifying eyewitness accounts of the elusive cryptid Bostonians call Whisker Man. Featuring interviewees Mulligan O'Sullivan and Jimmy Glynn. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Fear & Jeezum, Please
August 15, 2018 15:04 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBJeezum Crow, this episode is full of baloney, like listener questions and spoooooooky Pervert Proverbs! Thanks for listening, homies! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Spectrophilia
August 08, 2018 15:53 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBWhat's wrong with marrying a 300 year old pirate ghost? It's 2018, who cares? Live your best life. Bone down with a Bigfoot. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Duke Dipples: Raptor's Delight
August 03, 2018 14:31 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBPinky's back and this episode is just lousy with alternate titles, such as: An Adorable Dong II Memento 2: All The Things We Said That Corn Don't Pop! Gobblers Opposable Beard Of Squid Butane Brain Update When A Raptor Cries A Tidal Wave Of Titles Put It On My Lap Cockburn v. Riggleman When The Squatch Cries Shaloubricant --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotif...
Pitch Brown
July 25, 2018 20:02 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBOn behalf of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and the greater tri-state area, we hereby invite you to hang brain with T-Pain and Mulligan O'Sullivan down Gloucester at the historical go-kart courts. Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Pure Substance
July 21, 2018 21:29 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBSurprise! We're back and fixin' to to discuss a deceivingly named dinosaur, a cryptic message on the back of a Jeep Wrangler, and some of the many mysteries surrounding the elusive Whisker Man. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
BONUS EPISODE: Jazz!
July 16, 2018 11:00 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MBA raw, uncut outtake from months ago in which we spit some righteous jazz into your ear holes! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
The Whisker Man Cometh
July 10, 2018 20:28 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBYou, Me, & Goatee is back with a vengeance and a brand new segment called Mad Lips makes its remarkable debut. Beware! The Whisker Man cometh! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Mystery Spice
July 05, 2018 16:10 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBUncle Taylor joins us to discuss stuffed animals' eyeballs, caterpillars, childhood crushes on fictional characters, sleep paralysis, and everything in between. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
A Bullgod In A China Shop
June 27, 2018 19:28 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBThe cure for depression, according to Kid Rock, is simple: smoke weed, eat shrimp. End of the friggin discussion. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Ash Wednesday In Heck
June 20, 2018 18:24 - 1 hour - 72.7 MBWARNING: This episode contains many ghost. Listener discretion is advised. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Tit Orb (ft. 2 Sleepy Boyz)
June 13, 2018 14:30 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBFull disclosure: we were both pretty beat when we recorded this one, so please forgive the slightly lower ENERGY. But even at our worst, we're still better than Howard Stern! Tune in for the best Pervert Proverb of all time, more on the upcoming drama series Bluffington, and witness the birth of several professional wrestlers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents...
Business Boomerangs
June 07, 2018 18:05 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBBrace yourselves, we're fixin' to blow the lid off of one of the biggest worldwide conspiracies of our time. Then prepare yourself for the live-action reboot you never knew you wanted: Bluffington. Check out Elyphant's new album! elyphant.bandcamp.com & spoti.fi/2Jx6C7Q --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Jingus Saves!
May 30, 2018 19:15 - 1 hour - 83.6 MBSecret societies? Sea monsters? Clint Howards? Yeah, we got those. There's something for everyone in this one. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Liquid Goth
May 23, 2018 13:56 - 1 hour - 65 MBIf the essence of goth could be concentrated into a liquid, would you vape it? We ask the tough questions. WARNING: This episode contains copious shouting about sports. Listener discretion is advised. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
A Good Guy with a Car Gun
May 18, 2018 21:49 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBThe beard does not make the man and Metallica does not make good music. Stephen A. Smith also stops by to discuss all the different kinds of sports. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Nacho Business
May 14, 2018 01:02 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBLenny Kravitz has a pee pee that is just plain old intimidating. I mean, a force to be reckoned with. G'head, check the evidence. We also got some wacky music genres that'll keep you guessin'! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Milk Dudes
May 11, 2018 14:04 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBA special guest named Timothy joins us in a deep and thoughtful recollection of workplace antics from a bygone era. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
The Lizard List
May 04, 2018 01:09 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBIntroducing... Shark Marvelous & Eugene Jackit! A hip-hop pairing for the ages. Also, be careful out there. There are lizards about. We're talkin' reptoids runnin' wild. PSA: Do NOT allow your children to watch Rango. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Joe Rogan's Mystery Ship
April 29, 2018 00:20 - 1 hour - 69 MBThis one goes Groff the rails a bit, so be prepared. Owen Wilson drops in to review some gnarly goatees, oh wow! Later, we discuss going mermaid fishing with Joe Rogan on his mystery ship while tripping so hard on DMT. We emerge with a new lease on life. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Mystery Whip
April 24, 2018 13:24 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBLots of follow-ups in this one, but we've got something for everybody! I'm talkin' Aaron Lewis, I'm talkin' goatees, I'm talkin' Deep Blue Sea, I'm talkin' anacondas... Oh, and motherfuck Jon Lovitz straight to hell. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
An Adorable Dong
April 19, 2018 16:45 - 1 hour - 82.3 MB"If the eyes are the windows to the soul, the ears are buttholes to the mind." -Ronald Reagan, on podcasts. Prepare for the brain-whoopin' of a lifetime as our special guest Pinky delivers the Goof Juice™! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Big Momma IV
April 12, 2018 22:36 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBCrack Kills! You asked for it...We pitch "Big Momma IV: Crack Mansion" from beginning to end. It's pure Oscar bait, obviously. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Donkey Tonk Man
April 10, 2018 21:57 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBWe explore some very obscure sub-genres of music. Also, the sun is trying to kill the Earth, but we're definitely not prepared for the apocalypse. Oh, and Big Momma makes an appearance of course. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
The Lord's Dirt
April 03, 2018 01:06 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBTwo-timin' in middle school is hard for us to comprehend. So are the similarities between Joseph Gordon Levitt and Jon Lovitz quotes. Also: will the Lizards take home the cup at the big game? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Understand: A Ghost Adventures Story
March 29, 2018 23:37 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBDo you believe in ghost? What about demond? In this episode, we attempt to explain all the references and jokes we regularly make to the hit paranormal TV series Ghost Adventures. You might not UNDERSTAND, but it's the only life we know. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
My Baby's Got "The Secret"
March 27, 2018 01:29 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBGodsmack's "Whiskey Hangover" leads to more questions than answers as we analyze its lyrical content with discerning eyes and open hearts. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Respect the Neck
March 21, 2018 01:30 - 1 hour - 74.9 MBIt's Philip the Neck vs. The Mean Spider in the match of the century! Rumor has it, The Dude King might be fixin' to interfere... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Planet Big Momma
March 13, 2018 22:52 - 1 hour - 73 MBWhat do UFOs, Limp Bizkit, and Martin Lawrence have in common? Nothing. Who cares. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Deception
March 08, 2018 01:48 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBWe ask the aliens, "What's good, baby?" and search for our very own Tinderella. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Booty Quake 3: Suck My Ass
March 01, 2018 00:05 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBEver wonder where the phrase "suck my ass" came from? Listen to us wonder the same thing briefly (without resolution) before moving on to important topics such as internet porn comments and mustache problems! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!) (Trailer)
February 28, 2018 00:05 - 44 seconds - 697 KB--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Cool Parents (Trailer)
February 28, 2018 00:05 - 44 seconds - 697 KB--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support