Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)
350 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsWe're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
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Episodes
Big Puddle of Pre-Peoples
June 22, 2022 17:47 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBWe have a highlight reel of Jesse "The Body" Ventura talking about basically nothing yet saying so much. It's hilarious. Also, we have some yearbook bios to review and some very captivating news stories to talk about. They may or may not contain piss. Thanks for listening! TikTok Instagram Patreon Linktree --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Rat Pastor
June 15, 2022 13:52 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBWe have ourselves a two person roundtable to discuss the flag. The flag. The only flag. We also have some Googie Reviewbies (working title) and a real nice round of I Love This Business! In addition, we have a world premiere cover of Bruce Springsteen's "I'm on Fire" for you. Thanks for listening! Support our show, would ya? Thank you! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support ...
Have a Good Organism (Because Vagina)
June 08, 2022 14:30 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBCurtis got COVID, so this episode was recorded remotely. Don't let that scare ya though, Justy Boy has an excellent forty dollar gaming headset... We've got a bunch of top-notch Pervert Proverbs for you in addition to a very mysterious Truckdate! G'head, listen! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Jazz II: Shrink Wrap That Rat
June 01, 2022 18:27 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBJazz comedy is a type of improv we invented very early on in the life of this podcast. It's when our goofs cannot be constrained to the standards set by the mainstream, just like jazz music but dumb. This episode gets wacky, but we do have some topics: "Ghost Adventures House Calls," Listener Questions, "Bubble Boy," and more! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotif...
Clifestyles of the Rich & Famous
May 25, 2022 17:31 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBOur special guest Charlie (AKA Chuck Finn) tells us all about the "Angelic Initiative," a weird af yoga/energy-healing show on YouTube, as well as Lil' Lunchbox, a clown lady from hell. Then, Justy Boy shares an exciting new development in our quest for ghost: "Paranormal Destination." Don't miss this one! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-p...
That's Verb, My Guy
May 18, 2022 18:19 - 1 hour - 74.9 MBWe took the liberty of isolating some more vocal tracks from an assortment of songs. Curtis even did some choppin' and screwin' of those vocals to a very satisfying end. You'll love what you hear! Also, we've got a "Cryptid" Update and some fantastic Pervert Proverbs. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
The Room of the Toilet
May 11, 2022 16:42 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBThe Cool Parents Travel Agency has you covered! We're visiting some businesses, calling some others, and creating our own in I Love This Business! Also, did you know seagulls are space aliens? www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
TRAVIS POP IS A THIEF & A SCUMBAG!!!
May 04, 2022 12:30 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBHey there, slimes! You wanna hear about some real cool kids in a 2006 high school yearbook? We got that! You wanna hear about some missed connections and "activities" on CraigsList? Well stop reading this and press play, you PERVERT. <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Montana Silversmith's Big Danzig Belt Buckle
April 27, 2022 16:49 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBYou got another top-quality episode on your hands today, folks! We have a couple Buttermans and Umpdates runnin' wiiiiild, then we listen to some incredible isolated vocal tracks from Rancid, Boxcar Racer, Disturbed, and Tom Waits. All that topped off with a Tough Guy Poetry from Soulfly! Thanks for listening, don't forget to support us pleeease! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: ...
D.I. Doug
April 20, 2022 17:59 - 1 hour - 81 MBWe've got a new segment to take for a spin called Round Trip Translations and an oldie but goodie, Tindergarten Cops! Give it a listen and tell your friends! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Love, Butt, & Gunfire
April 13, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBWe brought our A game to this one, folks, so strap in! Or strap on, because we've got Pervert Proverbs. We also answer your burning questions about all kinds of stuff upon which we are the authority. Thanks for listening, and be sure to join our Patreon to show your support and get bonus goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents <3 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-par...
Have You Read These Documents?
April 06, 2022 17:00 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBGoogle reviews are back! We also discuss the lyrics of a song called "On the River" by Young Dolph. Thanks for Listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Odd Plum
March 30, 2022 20:59 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBJusty Boy has a new segment! It's called Pomp Quiz. We also have some high school yearbook photos to review. Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Hoss Fooey
March 23, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBAre you up for something new? You'd better be, cuz we got a couple two tree new segments runnin' wild! Cowpoke Poetry, Hoss Fooey (AKA Horse Code), and Message Board Confessional all make their debuts alongside a new installment of Spelling Bee. Enjoy! If you like the show, please support us on Patreon and get free goodies! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcast...
The Ancestral Rudder
March 16, 2022 17:24 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBThis just in: THE LIVER KING EATS CHILDREN. We got the proof. We also got some top-notch Pervert Proverbs and a Butter Man for you, so g'head and listen, would ya?! Thanks for listening and please support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Nick Groff's Ghost-Sucking Kirby Vacuum
March 09, 2022 18:07 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBCome truggin' with us! We're talking about the greatest vocal performance in rock-n-roll history: KoRn's "Twist." Then we have some UFO sighting reports from our home state of New Hampshire. Also, don't miss the return of the hit segment, Groff the Chain. Thanks for listening, and please support us on Patreon for more very nice goofs: www.patreon.com/coolparents <3 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://p...
Bum Loam
March 02, 2022 16:22 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBWe have to talk about rope and loam. patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Butt Fumble
February 23, 2022 17:09 - 1 hour - 71.7 MBWe're talkin' about some obscure Wikipedia articles dug up by @depthsofwikipedia on Instagram, a Tough Guy Poetry from Five Foot Thick, and another installment of Tindergarten Cops! Support us on Patreon, sheepeople! patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Bring Me the Lingam of Julio Gomez
February 16, 2022 16:17 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBA Pervert Proverb for the ages! We also cover the lyrics of "Stuntin' Like my Daddy" by Little Wayne and Birdman. The main event: a sexxxy Jurassic Park fanfiction written almost entirely by an A.I. Enjoy! Don't forget to share and join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Ridin' Pit with Bwort
February 09, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBWe return to the confusing depths of high school senior yearbook photos and comb through the lyrics of Kid Rock's latest abortion, "We The People." Thanks for listening, go ahead and support us on Patreon for extra bonus goofs and gags! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Satan's Seeing Walrus (Snake My Empty Bean)
February 02, 2022 17:30 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Some Type of Sick
January 26, 2022 15:49 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBThis one's for our slimes we affectionately call BWETT. It's his birthday(ish) and we're fixin' to make him hurl with some top-notch erotic fanfiction! We also talk a little Meatloaf and play a Justy Boy original guessing game, Jabroni Jamboree! Thanks for listening and if you like whatcha hear, please support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents <3 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://pod...
My Jaded Cells
January 19, 2022 21:10 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBPervert Proverbs is back in its original form! Also, we have an exceptional new installment of Tough Guy Poetry. Please enjoy responsibly. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Bad Tomatoes
January 12, 2022 18:26 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBWe're back with new business reviews from Google and another installment of The Book of 2 Chainz! Come on, GIT IT! patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
The Longest Testes in the Westes
January 05, 2022 17:44 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBDana White? More like Dana Brown! Did you know MMA fighters love to shit all over themselves? It's true! And did you know that the moon is full of yellow jelly and ruled by a moon king named Bibi Onini? That's also true, probably. All that, Missed Connections, I Love This Business, and more on this hott hott episode. Thanks for listening! coolparents.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: http...
Pull Up, Suck Foot
December 29, 2021 20:05 - 1 hour - 72.9 MBWe have a new version of our world famous Pervert Proverbs segment. This time, we're doing titles from PornHub videos! We also have some new Tindergarten Cops entries and a roundup of some of the best weird news stories of 2021. Thanks for listening, love youuuu! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Cuth Cuthbertson, Wrangle Them Boys!
December 22, 2021 21:48 - 1 hour - 83 MBWelcome to the second season of the Cool Parents Podcast! New here? Don't worry, jump right in and we'll get you up to date in no time. We've got a new segment for a new season in which we discuss user reviews of random small businesses across the country. We also take a look at PornHub's year-end search trends for 2021. You'll also hear an old Christmas song we recorded years ago. It's about tugjobs and stuff! Thanks for listening, and don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon if you ...
200 - BEET GOD (Bluffington Season 3)
December 15, 2021 20:33 - 1 hour - 79.8 MBBluffington, everyone's favorite non-existent reboot of Nickelodeon's Doug, is back in a big way with a third season! Beware the Order of the Beet! Thanks so much for listening, everyone! We love you! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Bonus Episode: Bluffington Recap (Seasons 1 & 2)
December 15, 2021 20:28 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBPreviously on Bluffington... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Best Prank Calls
December 09, 2021 22:07 - 1 hour - 103 MBHere are some of our favorite prank phone calls! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Best Goofs! (Ep. 146 - 199)
December 08, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 78.5 MBWhat a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some more fun goofs we did. Thanks so much for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
Best Goofs! (Ep. 91 - 146)
December 07, 2021 19:07 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBWhat a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some fun goofs we did a long time ago. Thanks so much for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
199 - Crumhorn Assjob
December 01, 2021 20:01 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBIf you don't know what a crumhorn or an assjob is, you're not alone. Come along with us and learn as we parse OnlyFans category tags! We also play some Mad Libs and discuss Peter Popoff's "Miracle Spring Water." Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
198 - Hub Nut & the Electric Big Rig
November 24, 2021 19:57 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBThis one's a banger! We got Tindergarten Cops, Tough Guy Poetry (a new pile of shit from Kid Rock), and a phone call to a new celebrity "guest." Check 'er out! patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
197 - Do She Scrump?
November 17, 2021 16:38 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBWell? Do she? We've got some pretty incredible Pervert Proverbs for this one. We also take a look at the lyrics of "Like Me" by 2 Chainz in a brand new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz! Hope you like it! Find more goodf and support our endeavors on out Patreon, pretty please, over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and god bless. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/...
196 - The Flesh Tentacle
November 10, 2021 20:43 - 1 hour - 88.8 MB--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
195 - Papa Rope
November 03, 2021 20:19 - 1 hour - 73.8 MBWe have some Missed Connections from Craig's List for ya, as well as a round of I Love This Business and so much more! Oh, there's also a legitimate appearance from a certain major celebrity with a butt-chin. No joke, check it out. Thanks for listening! Support the show at: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
194 - Amazon for Wizards
October 27, 2021 18:20 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBThis episode contains irrefutable evidence of FOOT GHOST. We communicate with the other side via the Necrophonic app after talking wizards and Butter Mans. Thanks so much for listening! Consider contributing to our Patreon pretty please: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
193 - The Fresno Grinch Finger
October 20, 2021 21:52 - 1 hour - 85 MBYou cannot squaredance in a circle. You also cannot listen to this spooky Ghostober episode (featuring special guest Olivia) without getting aroused by cryptozoological smut! Thanks for listening! And please join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
192 - I Sing with my Whale
October 13, 2021 15:41 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBGhostober is in full effect, so we've got a new Groff the Chain for you and an Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode commentary! If you enjoy our show, consider contributing to our Patreon and get yourself some real cool extras: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
191 - Devil Moves
October 06, 2021 14:52 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBGhostober is here! We have to talk about the spookiest ghost of them all: the Holy Ghost. Oh, and also mummies, Draculas, etc. Subscribe to our Patreon if you like our show, please! We've got bonuses for you and it's only $3! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
190 - A Hard Y7
September 29, 2021 18:17 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBDid you forget about Goof Dad?! Of course not... So you'll be happy to know we're finally fleshing out the TV movie event of the century! Thanks for listening and don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
189 - Paul Thomas Cruiser
September 22, 2021 14:01 - 1 hour - 71.1 MBCan you believe we have more Truckdate? I mean, these things just keep coming out of the woodwork, usually towing a redwood on their big strong winch. But after the tucks have come in gone, we have a new installment of Tindergarten Cops and I Love This Business. Thanks for listening! Join our Patreon for only $3 and get instant access to a whole bunch of bonus material. Plus, you'll be supporting our show, which is so cool of you! <3 www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice mes...
188 - Pliss
September 15, 2021 17:45 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBI heard you freaks like Pervert Proverbs. Do? Listen, pliss! We also play some The Shame of Life card game and pick apart some terrible wrestle man theme song in a segment Justy Boy calls Beef Boy Broetry. Pliss enjoy! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
187 - Plump Goddess
September 08, 2021 20:03 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBMore news from the McFlurby front and it's... weird. Also, Curtis murders a truck (it deserved it) and Justy Boy brings the Missed Connections! Plus, Joe Rogan got COVID! lol Word of the day: NIMROD. Thanks for listening! Hey, you wanna check out our Patreon to support our show and get awesome bonus content? Then go ahead and do! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcast...
186 - "The Cactus & Sexy Lump Show" (feat. Pinky)
September 02, 2021 13:26 - 2 hours - 115 MBGuess who's back... It's Pinky! We've got games to play and trucks to discuss on this Double Stuf episode. I know it seems like it's too long but we assure you, this is the Snyder cut of podcasts. It's lengthy but you'll be okay with it because it rocks. Thanks so much for listening and don't forget to support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcaste...
185 - Cigarphagus
August 25, 2021 17:52 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBTake a journey with us to Peach Valhalla in a brand new segment (yet to be named) on the subject of anime titles from Crunchy Roll. Thanks for listening! Mosey on over to our Patreon for bonus content and to help support our podcast: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support
184 - 100% Sticky (What the Horse Knows...)
August 18, 2021 18:11 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBListen here pardners, we're crackin' some whips tonight, I'll tell you what. We also must discuss "PopoZão" by Kevin Federline ASAP. And what's up with those grape thieves behind Curtis' house? Any clues are greatly appreciated. Tip lines are opening soon. Thanks for listening! If you enjoy our goofs, please do us a solid and get on our Patreon. You'll get bonus content, too! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/...
183 - Jose Camacho's Premium Juice
August 11, 2021 16:24 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBJose Canseco is on a roll this week with several head-scratchers on his Twitter feed. Also discussed are goats, Don Chena and The Suicide Squad, McFlurbies, skimboarding, and a couple new Butter Mans from BLACKPINK! U liek podcast? Plz do a Patreon plz. You'll get bonus goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool...
182 - The Maserati of Susans
August 04, 2021 17:42 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBWe have some choice Missed Connections and Pervert Proverbs in this one! Some of the best. We also finish the segment on cowboy slang we started a few weeks ago. Enjoy, pardner. Do you appreciate our work? If so, the best way to show it is over on our Patreon where you can also get bonus movie commentaries! Only $3!!!! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.c...