Comically Anxious
56 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 53 ratingsA comedy/culture podcast that is awkward, weird, and shamelessly inappropriate. It’s a candid discussion with occasional interviews, in which Becca and Brandy laugh about all of the terrible, sad, and gross things in life through the lens of extreme anxiety. Lets get weird!
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Episodes
Brandy: A Dark Comedy
November 29, 2020 23:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MBIt's been minute! We're back to talk about all the reasons we went MIA and of course read some craigslist ads so we could get our laugh on. The funny bits are at the end of this episode so if you're not interested in listening to us bitch, probably skip to the end...or this episode altogether. This is your life, do what you want! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Legacy Episode#2 (Traumatically Tired Banana)
September 11, 2020 04:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBWe're releasing the ever-elusive First Four legacy episodes that were originally released during July 2019! Stay tuned - the next two, as well as a freshly recorded "Season 1 Intermission" episode, are coming soon! Episode 2 - Becca and Brandy attempt to record the second episode of Comically Anxious while half asleep in an apartment living room with hardwood floors. We discover the importance of starting in the front, and ending in the back - as well as the many reasons Becca loathes ban...
Legacy Episode#1 (An Anxious Introduction)
August 28, 2020 02:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MBHey there! We're exactly 30days after the end of "Season One" - so we're releasing the ever-elusive First Four legacy episodes that were originally released during July 2019 during the intermission! Stay tuned - the next three, as well as a freshly recorded "Intermission" episode, are coming soon! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
A tale of two listeners
July 27, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 46.4 MBThis week we cover all the normal stuff and of course by "normal" we mean embarassing, gross, and hilarious stuff. We also get to hear a dark comedy story from two listeners and we'll learn about skin picking disorder. Pop a happy pill and get ready to have some fun! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Brandy, and the curse of the bubble bowels
July 19, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBThis week we hear about Brandy's newest abusive relationship, talk about what happens when a penis gets cut off, find out if Hot P.E. Boy notices Becca, see if the stars will bring us any good news this week, and discuss Brandy's bowels...again. Got a case of the Mondays? Get ready to be cured! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Sweaty All Over
July 13, 2020 00:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBToday, Brandy tells us about her wasp fighting technique, we'll read more about the classy people of Craigslist, we begin a deep dive into anxiety disorders, read more from the Book of Becca, and tell you about a missing operating table. Crank up the air 'cause we're about to get you hot. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Grandma Spankins
July 05, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 54.1 MBThis week Brandy tells you about how much of a wreck she is when she drinks, I tell you about the mysterious note left on my car, you'll find out how a 55 year old college girl attracts a mate, we'll unload some wisdom from the stars and unpack what narcissism really looks like. So unhook that bra and throw your hair in a messy bun cause we're about to chat your ears off! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
The Forgotten Episode
June 29, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 47.4 MBThis week's episode is what we recorded before our California vacation but Rapunzel forgot it existed, so now you get it today! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Brandy Pimple Popper
June 16, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBToday we'll regale you with "Brandy in the bathroom" stories, read some very cryptic craigslist ads, you'll hear a PSA about having kids, we'll talk to a street person, and learn about about mental health. Get your tissues ready because we're about to take you on an emotional rollercoaster. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Sex Fest
June 08, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBThis week we read some extra craigslist ads because we found an extra crazy variety, we learn about another personality disorder, we'll talk to a street person and give you a real close look into how embarrassing Becca was in highschool. Pick a seat on this crazy train, because it's about to leave the station! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
7, But Not 7 Inches
June 01, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBThis week, Brandy's Canine Chronicles continues. We'll talk about used sex dolls, talk to a street person, and learn about another personality disorder. I'll reminisce about how boring I was in high-school, and we'll see if the stars are going to make our lives better. Cram your quarantine body into a swimsuit and jump in to this week's mess! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Simon, The Rollin Stone
May 17, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBToday we're gonna learn about avoidant personality disorder, read more from Becca's embarrassing high-school notebook, laugh at some craigslist ads and check in with Florida Man. We'll also look back on the mother fkn bitch of a week Brandy had. Hold on to your coochies, we're bout to get this party started. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Naughty Moms
May 11, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBThis week we're gonna learn why naughty moms like to hike, confirm that old men like much younger women to everyone's surprise, we'll take a stroll down PTSD road, and Becca shares how embarrassing she was in highschool by reading her notebook from back then. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Land-a-ho! And Her Name Is Brittany
May 03, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 81 MBEpisode 43 - Today, Brandy explains why she doesn't need a man, we'll see if you guys know what a good thing is, learn a little bit about bi-polar disorder, we'll talk to a sea person, and do some general bitching... yeah that about sums it up. So grab some alcohol and prepare your mind for almost two hours or so of pure trash. Enjoy! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Crazyass Neighbor
April 27, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBEpisode 42 - This week we tell you about how embarrassing we are... again. We'll wish Prison Amanda well, and learn about the color of our Street Person's vag hair. We'll take a deep dive into the consequences of drug use, and a bunch of other crap. Buckle up, buckaroo! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Crotchless Panty Surprise
April 20, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBEpisode 41 - This week we talk about what glucose can't do for you, we discuss schizophrenia with an actual professional, talk about meth use with our street person, and do some more bitching. Buckle up - we came prepared this week. Kinda. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Whale Blubber
April 13, 2020 02:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MBEpisode 40 - This week... everyone is too drunk. This thing is a mess. Everyone's locked down, bored, and drunk, to include Rapunzel who guests on the show. We hit up the usual craigslist ads, horoscopes, and Floridaman - run a correction on last weeks disorder topic and talk about a new one. Our interview with Street Person Ashley from Alaska informed us that there are significantly less igloos than we thought. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Garbage Artists
April 05, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 46 MBEpisode 39 - On this insanely educational episode, we'll talk a little about how our lives are falling apart as the 'Rona runs rampant, laugh at crazy craigslist ads, and take an in-depth look at our love forecast as told by the stars! We introduce a new segment where we pick new disorder every episode, to summarize and discuss! And of course, like the rest of the world, laugh at Florida. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Elvish Dick Pics
March 30, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBEpisode 38 - This week, we'll be disgusting sanchos, giggling man, daddies, and out-of-towner drama... We discuss mannequin Florida Man, consult the stars, and interview Street Person Callie from Maine! Brandy ate a whole pizza and prepares for the worst - and Becca asks this week's street person for dick picks. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Pandemic Hair
March 23, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBEpisode 37 - This week we'll be disgusting car masturbation, speech disorders, sweet pie, and long conversations. Becca lets us know how crazy she always sounds everywhere she goes, and Brandy hates when people type "LOL". We visit a well hydrated Florida Man and interview Street Person Liz from Buffalo New York! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Dingo Ate My Toilet Paper
March 16, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 53.9 MBEpisode 36 - This week we talk about why Becca needs that toilet paper more than you, and Becca wonders why her doctor is asking her what she thinks she has as opposed to telling her, and Brandy does her part to prevent the spread of germs by going out line-dancing. Our craigslist stars this week are Boob Milk, parents looking for friends for kids, man chests, and tulips. Our amazing Street Person interview is Ricci from Australia, and we were disappointed to learn she does not in fact hav...
Kicking Children
March 08, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 48.8 MBEpisode 35 - Brandy has too much fiber and details her woes and discusses her upcoming therapist appointment. Becca gets too many job offers, wants to kick a child in the face (not really) and intends to pimp out Rapunzel since someone somewhere thought he was cute. We also discuss small penises, sitting on faces, affairs, interview Street Person Blaine, discuss the weekly Florida Man and figure out what we can blame on our horoscopes! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyan...
Anxious Introduction
March 03, 2020 04:00 - 30 seconds - 475 KBHey Street People! We're your hosts Becca and Brandy, and this is Comically Anxious! This is a show where we call out craigslist weirdos, overshare to the point our parents are disappointed, and invade the privacy of our Street People interviewees. We're here to make you laugh, barf, and cry in a single episode, provide you with the latest and greatest in weirdo news, and bitch - about life, and each other. Lets get weird you guys! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Celtic Fupa Tattoo
March 02, 2020 02:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MBEpisode 34 - This week, Becca breaks down her plan to cover up her fupa tattoo with a chicken drumstick tattoo - and her desire to have Rapunzel get a matching drumstick. Brandy spray waters her plants with kitchen cleaner instead of water because she's a professional botanist - and helps you imagine what she experienced when she vomited in her mouth and breathed it into her nostrils. This week's special street person interview is with Dana! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comical...
Legal Slaves
February 24, 2020 01:00 - 35 minutes - 24.5 MBEpisode 33 - Nipples, jacuzzi fun, 21st century labor laws, and sex dolls are the craigslist stars of the week. We interview street-person Sharon, Becca inserts herself into Sharon's yet-to-exist wedding, and Brandy reimagines "Oops I did it again". Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Wine Bar Snot
February 16, 2020 18:00 - 34 minutes - 23.8 MBEpisode 32 - This week we discuss anti-valentines day, all kinds of yoga pants, illegal fun, and chesty ladies. Brandy has a dream, we learn how untrustworthy chickens are, and she yells about getting facials at work. Becca give's strangers pet names in front of other strangers to make absolutely everyone uncomfortable, and wonders how much snot could possibly come out of Rapunzel's nose in a fancy wine bar. Lastly, a fresh street-person interview with Kelly Ruke! Support the show (https:...
Skid Row Wanderlust
February 10, 2020 02:00 - 42 minutes - 29.1 MBEpisode 31 - This week we discuss how to apologize, where the hot wife will be, where to get a good milking, and how fun a date at the cemetery can be! Becca expresses her new plan to become a traveling instagram model that only visits shit-holes, and Brandy is struggling with being too good at her job. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Dolphin Seduction
February 02, 2020 21:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBEpisode 30 - This week, the ladies start by compare vag's to scratch n sniff pictures and Brandy has a freudian slip of how disgusting they are. Our craigslist stars are t-time, walmart parking lot past-times, what some people are doing RIGHT NOW, and high protein snacks. They also interview special street people "Real Lives with THC", and Rapunzel brings you an awful new Florida Man. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Murder Bang Show EP3
January 30, 2020 06:00 - 5 minutes - 3.56 MBMBS Episode 3 - Street Person Kimberly chooses between four possible Craigslist suitors: 25yr old female looking to be "spoil and every way" but not any old fatties, 28yr old dude who wants to go to Medieval Times and has a hotel but only if Kimberly is interested, 29yr old lady who wants to get wild as hell and is "looking to do", a dude looking for dudes to chat and only chat - and he has a list of approved and unapproved conversation topics. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comic...
Fight Club
January 27, 2020 06:00 - 39 minutes - 27.3 MBEpisode 29 - Today we discuss some men objectifying women, who won at the county fair, possible valentines plans, and warn you who not to hang out with. We find out what what we can blame on our horoscopes this week, Rapunzel tells you about this week's Florida Man, and we cap it off with a fight to the death. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Genetically Awesome
January 20, 2020 03:00 - 37 minutes - 25.5 MBEpisode 28 - This week we discuss big girls, see what's happening at a town center, find out who wants to freeball, and learn that husky dudes need lovin too. We discuss how ethnically diverse and physically strong we are when we break down our 23andMe DNA testing results in GREAT detail. We have also decided to start randomly shouting out brands and telling them to pay us. We'll update everyone on the resulting law suits in future episodes! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comica...
Get Blind
January 13, 2020 04:00 - 39 minutes - 27.1 MBEpisode 27 - This week on the poop fart genital show, we discuss how to "Get Spoil", find out what's poppin at medieval times this weekend, and look at what our signs predict for our day. Becca and Brandy recall their recent/current illness that everyone has probably shared by this point. Brandy shares her strange fascination with what the inside of a fiber-optic cable looks like, her future research on.. "Fibering"?.. and how inconvenient it would be to go blind with three children. This...
Poop Full Circle
January 05, 2020 23:00 - 36 minutes - 25 MBEpisode 26 - Happy New Year! We hope it's your year. You won't keep any of those resolutions, but we hope you're happy! This week Becca discusses how she started the new year (it was a blood bath), and Becca and Brandy review their New Year Resolutions that they won't keep. They start off the year on a high note with uplifting craigslist street people, and wonder why dog parks are colder than the rest of the world. This week we cap off the year by bitching about the whole year in general...
Melted Hersheys
December 23, 2019 03:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MBEpisode 25 - Becca and Brandy will be disgusting, while also discussing sexy lingerie, the TV thing, men with daughter issues, and finding the right dentist. They also do the usual bitching, and in great detail paint you a mental picture of their boobs. Also, stay tuned to the social media for a picture of Becca wearing the spanx mentioned in this episode! Side note: Things get nuts over the holidays so we're running behind.. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Street Cats
December 16, 2019 03:00 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MBEpisode 24 - This week we talk about how we try not to get raped while jogging (thanks men), we apologize in advance to potential rapists for not being "presentable" down there, Brandy complains about not getting human trafficked, we barrel through some craigslist weirdos, and interview street person Melissa V! We examine Brandy's street cat's love languages, say "I do" to getting married again to - I mean, with - Melissa, and derail our own interview by talking about getting mental health ...
Murder Bang Show EP2
December 12, 2019 06:00 - 6 minutes - 4.59 MBMBS Episode 2 - Street Person Alex chooses between four possible Craigslist suitors: 40s female looking for a pervert, Man looking for someone to watch him stroke it, Guy who wants a lady who's like a mexican man, and Gentleman who wants to bang a family. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Severed Deer Head
December 09, 2019 05:00 - 26 minutes - 18 MBEpisode 23 - Becca and Brandy discuss shower wall period blood, severed deer heads, masturbation voyeurs, and inappropriate family fun. They interview Street Person guest Alex Flores, and learn about pooping on the job. Everything comes back to poop. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Murder Bang Show Pilot
December 05, 2019 06:00 - 4 minutes - 3.21 MBBecca and Brandy introduce their new weekly bonus episode - The Murder Bang Show - in which they pit the Comically Anxious Craigslist Bachelors/Bachelorettes of the week against each other for the love[fear] of our interviewee! Let us know if you love or hate it! If you don't hate it, Comically Anxious will release a new Murder Bang Show every Thursday moving forward! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Door Decoration War
December 02, 2019 06:00 - 26 minutes - 18.2 MBEpisode 22 - Becca and Brandy explain the dangers of cut-throat Christmas door decorating, warn you to stay away from that one park with the cruising bubble-butt guy, and get national geographic style with street person interviewee Tiffanie. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Muscular Lips
November 25, 2019 05:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MBEpisode 21 - Becca and Brandy provide you with the latest and greatest in weirdo news, talk about what sucks and what sucked in the past, and invade one of their fans privacy in this week's Street People interview with Kiersten aka Booger Pants. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
The Wrong Labyrinth
November 18, 2019 06:00 - 29 minutes - 20.2 MBEpisode 20 - In this episode, which DEFINITELY takes place almost near Thanksgiving, Becca and Brandy have prepared a special themed Craigslist section about gross family relations to make your upcoming family gatherings pale in comparison! They also have an anonymous Street Person guest that is in the Comically Anxious witness protection program due to some girl-on-girl rim-job action. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Poopbeard
November 11, 2019 05:00 - 28 minutes - 20 MBEpisode 19 - On this weeks episode of Comically Anxious we learn the backstory behind Becca's nickname "Poopbeard", and why Brandy's car smells like a public restroom. They also try out some new awkward and inappropriate questions for themselves and this week's Street Person. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Adventurous Furburgers
November 04, 2019 06:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MBEpisode 18 - The ladies discuss how un-lady-like they are, how poorly they're equipped to handle emergencies, their new "Poop-to-avoid-a-conversation" strategy, review the latest and greatest in craigslist terribleness, and make two new street people uncomfortable with awkward questions in this week's interviews! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Bleached Keister
October 27, 2019 21:00 - 25 minutes - 17.5 MBEpisode 17 - On this weeks episode, Becca and Brandy discuss the rare white snake, mention the horrors of babysitters, ponder waxing/bleaching their rears, and have a new live in-studio street-person to make uncomfortable! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Don't Sue Us
October 20, 2019 23:00 - 24 minutes - 16.8 MBOn Episode 16 "Don't Sue Us" Becca and Brandy discuss dominant roles, BJ activities, hanging out with the nudes, hope that Natalie Imbruglia doesn't sue them for copyright infringement, talk about losing your v-card, have some street people interviews, and find out what they've never done. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Backup Pants
October 14, 2019 03:00 - 31 minutes - 21.8 MBEpisode 15, Becca has another traumatic poop event, Brandy and Becca have a traumatic corn maze experience, they discuss a divorced lonely woman, tell you what to do with your chest hair and pit hair, question how small it really was, learn how common accidental pooping actually is, and interview some fresh street people at the dog park. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Tasting Testicles
October 07, 2019 05:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MBEpisode 14, Brandy busts up her knee, Becca and debates allowing car accidents to spite bad drivers. We learn how to put available "spaces" to good use, learn some benefits of working from home, ask some questions and find out what we'd rather do. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Shitty Power Rangers
September 29, 2019 21:00 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MBEpisode 13, The ladies explain how incredibly gassy Becca is this week, discuss surprise blow jobs, interview special guest Nolan, envision a new more inclusive version of Power Rangers, and ask the tough questions. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Naked Train Man
September 23, 2019 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.1 MBEpisode 12, Brandy's browser history, Becca's queef stories, Brandy is her own Street Person of the week, and the horrifying story of Naked Train Man. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)
Whitegirl Wasted
September 16, 2019 03:00 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MBEpisode 11 - The ladies get trashed and attempt to record an episode - Becca and Brandy discover that two bottles of wine in the span of one episode is one bottle of wine too many. Also, we experiment with a guest interview from Beth in California, and Rapunzel educates you on the hidden meanings within the DMX song "X Gon Give It To Ya". Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)