Barely Cool
281 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago -Hi, we're Ben Routley and Judah Middel. This podcast is just us talking about anything, anywhere. We're usually not planned and we're usually pretty dumb. But we're just a couple'a goofballs having fun.
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Episodes
30. Bookstore Boys
November 21, 2019 11:00 - 53 minutes - 62.8 MBBen and Judah are on the hunt for a children's book in this episode. They talk about Joel Osteen, childhood memories and lots and lots of books. Come along and crack open your favourite book. WAIT. Don't do that. Just listen to this podcast instead! Thank you for tuning in and our humblest of apologies!
29. Don Cherry
November 14, 2019 11:00 - 59 minutes - 76.7 MBThat's right boomers. It's relevant! Hockey Night In Canada host Don Cherry was fired and Ben and Judah thought they would toss their opinions into the ring. They also talk about other cancelled celebrities as well as Disney+. As if we all needed their opinion. Which we really and truly don't. Bit of a waste of time if you ask me. So thanks I guess. But really, on behalf of me, I'm sorry.
28. What Are The Odds You Poop Your Pants ft. Josh Dale
November 07, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 129 MBThe title is hauntingly fitting. What was going to be a birthday episode for Judah and a Harry Potter movie with friends quickly devolved into a horrible podcast episode. Josh Dale is here to hang with Ben and Judah and things get WEIRD. Thank you for listening. And seriously for real this time, we are actually sorry.
27. Barely Ghoul Boys ft. Eggscuse Me.
October 31, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 139 MBHAPPY VIEWER DISCRETION HALLOWEEN! We have some very special guest boys with us! It's the band Excuse Me. with us today! The boys talk about eggs, horror movies and pumpkin carving! Don't get too spooked! It's just us! Follow the boys @excuseme.theband Heyden @heydenreay Aleks @aleks_liskaukas12 Adam @paper_traveller Dylan @dtc_music
26. The Haunted Bar ft. Kieran Williams
October 24, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 99 MBThe boys have a special guest: Kieran Williams! They take him along to a haunted bar to commemorate Halloween! Is it haunted? Listen and find out! The boys talk about ghosts, Scientology, and definitely absolutely not being gay. Come along for the ride and hear a sneak peak of Kieran's unreleased EP! ( Check out Kieran's Instagram @kieran.williams.900 )
25. Lil Sicky Boys
October 17, 2019 10:00 - 58 minutes - 75.8 MB*COUGH COUGH* We have a couple of sick boys in this episode. Ben and Judah talk about Ben's ex, a hypothetical dream girl for Ben, and our future! Come along for the ride while Judah and Ben laugh and goof and gaff. *COUGH THANK YOU* *COUGH WE'RE SORRY*
24. Blind Water Taste Test
October 10, 2019 10:00 - 59 minutes - 92.4 MBIt's a real MOIST podcast as the boys stay hydrated trying out different waters and reviewing them. They talk about toothbrushing, fitting in at high school, and "the ideal pee". You're in for a wet one. Come along and see which waters are best and which waters can kick it to the curb! We owe ya one and we also owe you a big fat apology.
23. The Boys Bump A Long One
October 03, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 132 MBI just want you to know that it's 2:49AM as I upload this. So you're welcome! Because in this episode Ben and Judah talk about weed and cocaine, bad drivers, getting old, and more! It's a real long classic episode of two boys chatting! Thanks for stopping by and also we're sorry you stopped by.
22. Interviews With Strangers
September 26, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB"Hey do you wanna be on a podcast?" That's the question Ben and Judah so frequently asked in this episode as they tried to turn strangers into guests. We talk about favourite colours, university and more! It's a good laugh and a good time! Thanks for being on the podcast and thanks for listening! We also would like to formally say that we are sorry.
21. We Have Hemorrhoids
September 19, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 77.6 MBYour hosts Ben and Judah find themselves in a grocery store recording a podcast. They try to do some EPIC pranks, they pretend to be on the phone, and they also actually go on the phone to call up some guests. And, most importantly, they talk loudly about having hemorrhoids in an attempt to garner reactions from strangers. Join us, won't you? We're indebted to you and equally filled with remorse.
20. Podcast But Inside
September 12, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 77.7 MBIn a direct reference (ripoff) of one of our favourite podcasts, "Podcast But Outside", we named our episode "Podcast But Inside". In it we talk about the podcast, "Podcast But Outside", tapeworms, vaping, and more! It's a really good episode I think. (Lots of silly antics.) We also talk about our Patreon! Really cool! Thanks for tuning in and also I personally apologize.
19. The Murder Forest
September 05, 2019 12:00 - 56 minutes - 68.9 MBIt's a late night podcast as Ben and Judah explore a forest where an attempted murderer once hid from police capture! Wow! What a blast. They talk about crazy customers, a bunch of birds, and some haunted locations in Canada. Turn your flashlights on and hide under your blankets because this one might get a lil spooky! Thanks for tuning in, also sorry as well.
18. I Think You Should Leave/Dr. Ho
August 29, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 88.6 MBBen and Judah talk about tea, police brutality in Paw Patrol, and absurd hypotheticals. We start the episode off watching the hilarious Tim Robinson do his thang on Netflix, and we end the episode strapped into some Dr. Ho Pain Therapy! It's our most edited and hectic podcast yet. Ben has a wee pee in it! We apologize so much and we also thank you equally so.
17. Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark
August 22, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBBOO! Scared ya there! Judah and Ben go to the movies to see Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark! In this first ever, two-part split podcast, the boys chat about funny gang names, living in Star Wars, sneaking snacks into the movie theatre, and their first sponsor! (Sort of.) Come along for the ride! We sure had a blast recording it in the movie parking lot! My condolences in advance, and thanks anyways!
16. The Boys Are Back In Town
August 15, 2019 12:00 - 52 minutes - 64.7 MBThe boys are back together after a long wait! They talk about some light topics like Jeffrey Epstein, gun laws and being friendlier! It's a great cast for everybody to enjoy. It has that Barely Cool flair! We love that you listened and we extend our apologies to all!
15. The B+B Episode ft. Breanna Hayhoe
August 08, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 66.4 MBWheres Judah?? Hes jetted off to lounge on a beach for a week and left the Barely Cool Podcast in the capable hands of the better barely cool boy Ben! However a podcast with just one guy is boring, so Ben invited on a special guest whose identity has been hidden up until this point...ITS BREANNA HAYHOE...So please give a warm barely cool welcome to our special guest and enjoy as we make cupcakes, talk about star wars, lord of the rings, the office, AND have a cupcake decorating contest. Enjo...
14. The BF/GF Episode ft. Maddy Radder
August 01, 2019 12:00 - 55 minutes - 61.3 MBNo Ben in this one! Sorry to all you Ben-Heads out there! But we have something better! The brilliant and beautiful Maddy! That's right! Judah's girlfriend! They talk about holidays and cartoons and trivia and more! Enjoy! And sorry!
14. The BF/GF Episode
August 01, 2019 12:00 - 55 minutes - 61.3 MBNo Ben in this one! Sorry to all you Ben-Heads out there! But we have something better! The brilliant and beautiful Maddy! That's right! Judah's girlfriend! They talk about holidays and cartoons and trivia and more! Enjoy! And sorry!
13. Barely Pool Boys
July 25, 2019 12:00 - 53 minutes - 61.2 MBIt's a real hot summer in 2019 and Ben and Judah have found themselves kicking back in the pool. They talk about the Cats movie trailer, Area 51, anti-semitism, and more! I bet you're having a hot summer like we are. (Depending on geographic location and time of year.) Well why don't you come on in the pool? The water's fine! Thanks for swimming and we're sorry if ya get all pruney!
12. Ultimate ASMR
July 18, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 90.6 MBEver heard of ASMR? We have! And we're trying it out! We munch some food, we do some role play, we tap some stuff! We do it all! Come relax with the Barely Cool Boys! We love that you're here and we ask for your gracious forgiveness. Food ASMR ends @ 21:16 Roleplay ASMR ends @ 42:25 Tapping ASMR ends @ 47:42
11. We're In The Mall
July 11, 2019 12:00 - 57 minutes - 65.1 MBThe boys have found themselves in the mall. They talk about soccer, ancestry, weddings and sponsorships! We also have a brilliant new intro by Heyden Reay! Find him on things! And find his band "Excuse Me" as well! Very swell! Also, while I have you here, I would do insanely questionable things for free kombucha. Just a heads up. We're sorry this is a thing but thanks anyways!
10. A Chill One
July 04, 2019 12:00 - 56 minutes - 69.9 MBThe boys take a much needed breather. We sing some songs. We lie about having new music. And we chat as a couple of buds making each other laugh! Thank you oh so dearly. We also humbly ask for your forgiveness.
9. We Ate A Carolina Reaper ft. Aaron Sirota
June 27, 2019 12:00 - 56 minutes - 68 MBToday we have a very barely cool guest named Aaron Sirota on the cast and he's brought some sweet heat treat for us to eat. We eat some peanut brittle made with Carolina Reaper peppers dipped in Ghost Chilis and interview our friend. You might know Aaron from such great things as him being Jew-"ish", falling off his bike without a helmet on or even that time he went to Israel! Truly a spicy hot episode for our listeners!
8. Chris Brown
June 20, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 92.3 MBBachelor parties, Chris Brown and John Wick 3. The boys talk about it all! And they're outside for this one on a lovely Spring day! Wow Springtime sure does remind you of all the wonders of life. (And moms doing yoga and ruining podcasts.) Anyways, we love you and we're thankful and sorry for your listen.
7. In The Dark
June 13, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 94.4 MBIt's pitch black and we're talking about things to do in the dark! Namely, movies and crimes. And also parties get mentioned as well. We're a couple of dopes wearing sunglasses in the dark. I thank you and I commend you. But with that, I am sorry for you!
6. 2 Boys 1 Party Pizza
June 06, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 90.6 MB*VOMIT WARNING* In this fantastic update on the Barely Cool Podcast, the boys have to split an entire party size pizza in under an hour. If one of them is unsuccessful in eating their half, there will be consequences. You won't BELIEVE what happens! *VOMIT WARNING* There are references to some vomit and one of the boys ralphs pretty hard. (It's edited out.) We humbly ask for your apologies and thank you oh so much.
5. Harry Potter and the Barely Cool Podcast
May 30, 2019 12:00 - 2 hours - 175 MBWelp it's happened. In this podcast we watch one of our favourite movies, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" and commentate while it's on. Can you hear it? Sort of! Is it worth it? We hope so! It's two and a half hours of nonsense. Spoilers if you haven't seen Harry Potter yet. But if you haven't you probably weren't going to anyways. Also, sorry and thanks as always!
4. We Made A TikTok! We're Relevant!
May 23, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBWow guys! Welcome to Ep. 4 of the podcast! We have a real doozy for ya here. We had to record it super last minute because someone (Ben) had crappy audio in our last recording. So THIS episode is a real hot mess for your ears. Gun control, James Charles and TikTok and more! Thanks for listening and also we couldn't be more sorry.
3. The Pants Family
May 16, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 80.6 MBBen eats like a freak and we talk about our hectic week! How's that for a rhyme Dr. Seuss, ya idiot! (Dr. Seuss cheated on his wife.) In this episode we talk about food, tattoos, and a bunch more random nonsense as per usual. Not in the car this time! We thank you ever so kindly and we apologize ever so sincerely.
2. Buff, Black, and Tatted ft. Josh Dale
May 09, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 88.2 MBWe have a very special guest in this one, our close personal friend Josh Dale! You may know him from such hits as being our friend, living here and then moving away, visiting every now and again AND MORE! Thanks for checking us out! And I'm truly deeply sorry. (24:45 is when we stop with the Avengers spoilers!)
1. In The Beginning
May 03, 2019 20:56 - 57 minutes - 64.5 MBIn our very first episode we fight hard for sponsorships. We'll do anything! Thanks for listening and we're sorry!