Barely Cool
281 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago -Hi, we're Ben Routley and Judah Middel. This podcast is just us talking about anything, anywhere. We're usually not planned and we're usually pretty dumb. But we're just a couple'a goofballs having fun.
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76. REAL CREEPYPASTA (NOT CLICKBAIT) 2020
October 22, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBBen and Judah read some very REAL stories. Emphasis on REAL spooky stories. A bit of a different format! We thought it'd be fun to tell ghost stories! Grab some cocoa and a fire and you're good to go! Sorry for trying something new! Thanks for liking it!
75. The Boys Watch The Boy
October 15, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 97.4 MBWelcome to Barely Ghoul Season. (Spooky season for the layman.) Ben and Judah watch the 2016 horror flick "The Boy" in this one. It's a watchalong! They also talk about how Judah may have COVID-19. So yknow, fun stuff! Watch and listen with us, thanks and sorry! Also, BOO!
74. Facetime Funnies
October 08, 2020 10:00 - 59 minutes - 55 MBBen and Judah are back on Facetime making some goofs and gaffs. They chat about the Vice Presidential election, bad movies, and even more stuff. I forget honestly and it was like a few hours ago. So it MUST be good. Tune in. Sorry. Thanks and all that.
73. PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
October 01, 2020 10:00 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBHow's that for clickbait? Ben's doing an assignment in this episode! The boys talk about the recent Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden debate, the Serial Anointer, and Canadian politics I guess? We're sorry. But also we're not. Thanks!
72. InterBENtion feat. Josh Dale
September 24, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB*POTTY HUMOUR INSIDE* Josh Dale is back! Is Ben here? Listen and see. We're in a car so the audio is poopy but the good times are had. Poop, pee, and b-holes are discussed. Come enjoy! I'm very sorry. Like honestly. Thank you though.
71. Let's Play Catch-Up
September 17, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBA certain co-host is back for this one! Judah and Ben catch up a bit about how Ben's been doing. They talk about his new school and a whole bunch of other things. It's just two friends catching up. Sorry Ben is less funny, it's to be expected. Judah, however, crushes it. Thank you. Sorry again.
70. Ben's Gone
September 10, 2020 10:00 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBJosh and Judah are back again. And things are... as they always... are.... They talk about Hannibal, Hollywood, and 888hz blessings. Thank God B̷̧̧̧̦͙̤̼̖̭͉͎̺̘̻̣͓̠̪̪̞̼̳̩͕̑̈́̾͂̆̌̑͐̈̑̂̔͗̍̀̆̌̏̈̈͒̑͂͐̄͘͘͜͜͜͝ę̶̧̨̛͕̗̪̖̼͔͚͔̓̓͐̈̅͊̄̎͊͑̾͌n̶̡̛̪͍̫̼̳̠̱̪̼̦̖̰̭̱̯̤̤̰̞͗́̒̓́̔̽͝ isn't here. B̶͚̘͙͉̦̬̟̻̻̼̯̩̬̹̝̭͔͇̙̭̱̟̖͚͚̞̓̈́̀̽́̄̈̈́̎͒̒͋̈͑͗̇̈́͑͊͐͊̆͛̕̚͘͠ͅë̴̢̢̢̧̛̛̟̟̰͙̮̝͚̤͔͙̻̥͇̬̟͕͍̠̩͚̠̻̝̥̤͖͈̔͗̒̎͊̑̊̇̇̃̓̀̽̍͌̐̀͗͂͗͌͋͌̒͂̔̽̊̔͛̚͜͜͝͠͠͝͝n̶̡̯͈̻̞̙̮͙͔͓̩̜̟̯͊̊͗̈́̉̒̏̉́̀͂̈̈́̆̊̅̽̋͐̉̅́̀́̊̐̆̕̕͠͠͝ and Judah could NEVER do a podcast together. Ev...
69. Truth or Wax
September 04, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MBThe gameshow you all wanted. Ben and Judah are up against their significant others who are armed with questions. If they get a question wrong, they get waxed. That's it. That's the podcast. Sorry it's late. But also thanks!
68. Yerba Mate
August 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBBen and Judah are 3 cans deep of Guayaki Yerba Mate each. Listen as they solve a wasp problem, talk about how they're feeling, and more! Please sponsor us Guayaki! We love your product. We thank you! We apologize to you!
67. Just Guys Bein Dudes
August 20, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 72.7 MBJust a couple of guys bein dudes. On a park bench. Talking about cats and dogs. And other stuff. Maybe some new watches. Go listen. Just some guys. Bein dudes. Just some thank yous. Being sorrys.
66. Rooftop Questionnaire
August 13, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBBen and Judah have a nice hangout on a rooftop and questions are ASKED. They also see a cop pee, watch a helicopter, and talk about all 50 US states. Come chill out with us! We're sorry and thankful! It's a very special episode!
65. Watching A Leafs Game
August 07, 2020 09:00 - 2 hours - 136 MBBen and Judah are back with a much truer return to form. They're watching a Leafs game! The 2nd game against the Columbus Blue Jackets which happened on Aug 4th 2020. Watch along! They talk about like hockey or something. Sorry and thanks and a big bucket of spanks!
64. In The Middle Of A Lake
July 30, 2020 10:00 - 51 minutes - 47.8 MBThe boys are stranded. Or are they? They're having a good time as they chat about boating, dragonfly affairs, and also what type of bird that is. Come listen and take a load off! We're sorry! But we had fun! So thanks as well!
63. Two Boys in the Tub
July 23, 2020 12:32 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MBBen and Judah take a bath together. This is a cursed episode. A podcast killer. A real shame-bringer. No explanation, just listen for yourself. *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
62. Drivin Around
July 16, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBBringing it back to our roots! Ben and Judah are driving around and making dumb jokes! They're goofin on chakras and slacklines, and getting lost. And a whole lot more! Come on a lil roadtrip with us! We're thankful and oh so so sorry. *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
61. DOUBLE DATE
July 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBWhat's this? A double date? But with whom? Come and listen and find out! We talk about dates, tattoos and hoping we're not getting pranked. Thank you a million and one, sorry a million and two. *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
60. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT feat. Maddy Radder
July 02, 2020 10:00 - 58 minutes - 71.2 MBTHIS IS A BIG ONE! ONLY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS HERE! COME LISTEN IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS! MADDY RADDER IS IN IT! SHE'S GREAT! SORRY FOR SHOUTING AND THANKS FOR LISTENING!
60. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
July 02, 2020 10:00 - 58 minutes - 71.2 MBTHIS IS A BIG ONE! ONLY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS HERE! COME LISTEN IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS! MADDY IS IN IT! SHE'S GREAT! SORRY FOR SHOUTING AND THANKS FOR LISTENING!
59. Dark Times
June 25, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 91.9 MBThis is a serious episode! We're real people experiencing the very real things going on in the world and we decided to chat about it. Some of it is jokey but a lot of it isn't! Thank you for listening. We're sorry if this was too heavy.
58. WE FINALLY DID IT feat. Daniel from Vincero
June 18, 2020 10:00 - 55 minutes - 74.2 MBThe golden era is upon us. The BarelyCool Boys have done it. They've managed to be sponsored by Vincero! Daniel from Vincero joins us as we chat about watches, style and movie theatre snacks. Thank you! We never could've done it without you. Also we are sorry with you as well.
57. Harry Potter and the Legend of the Brogs
June 11, 2020 10:00 - 2 hours - 177 MBWe're back with another Harry Potter episode! The worst movie in the franchise, "Deathly Hallows Part One"! Put the movie on, grab your popcorn and listen to Ben and Judah commentate over the entire movie! Lots of laughs! Lots of snacks! Sorry and thanks and please turn your phone off during the movie.
56. The One Where Ben Goes On A Date feat. Aniesa Tario
June 04, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 73.1 MBBen goes on a real date in this one. We're just as surprised as you are. Thank you to Aniesa for coming on and enduring a date with Ben. Judah is also there as a chaperone, naturally. We apologize to Aniesa and everyone listening and we also thank you all so so much. *SPONSORED BY COPENHAGEN GROOMING*
55. The Terminal feat. Drew Siko
May 28, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 88.1 MB*SWEARS WARNING FOLKS* We have a special Canadian-boy guest: the talented Drew Siko! We chat about his new album Cujo, Tom Hanks, and the potential of becoming a cuttlefish. Please come listen, and then GO listen to his album. Sorry and thanks, thanks and sorry!
MYRØDECAST ENTRY:2020 - Gallon of Milk Highlights
May 21, 2020 19:52 - 2 minutes - 2.96 MB*VOMIT WARNING* Hey we're Ben and Judah and we're the Barely Cool Boys. This is our entry into your wonderful contest. Our entry consists of a cut up highlight reel of our "Gallon of Milk Challenge" episode. It's a little bit over the top in a "Jackass" type of way. We're both drinking milk and the first person to vomit has to get a tattoo. We thank you ever so much and we apologize ever so much more.
54. Gallon of Milk Challenge
May 21, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 88.3 MB*VOMIT WARNING* Yea in this one we have some serious edited ralphs. Ben and Judah have a gallon of milk each that they have to finish within the hour. First to puke gets a punishment. It's a thrill ride the whole way. Lots of gulps, lots of laughs. Thanks for tuning in and sorry for tuning in.
53. Something with a Guest
May 14, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 74.9 MB*ADULT PODCAST WARNING* Back for round two! Maddy is back and she's here to hangout and chat with Ben and Judah. We talk about last names, the appendages of the animal kingdom, and drag! Thanks for listening! It's a naughty one so we desperately ask for your forgiveness.
53. Something with Maddy feat. Maddy Radder
May 14, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 74.9 MB*ADULT PODCAST WARNING* Back for round two! Maddy Radder is back and she's here to hangout and chat with Ben and Judah. We talk about last names, the appendages of the animal kingdom, and drag! Thanks for listening! It's a naughty one so we desperately ask for your forgiveness.
52. New Dads
May 07, 2020 10:00 - 54 minutes - 70.7 MBWe're your new dads. Well one set of Judah and Ben are. Who knows what happens to the other set of Judah and Bens? Thanks for listening! We do some silly satire about the protests, we talk about grooming, and we become your new dads! But you can call us Gary. We're sorry!
51. We're One Year Old!
April 30, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 81.2 MBBLOW YOUR PARTY BLOWERS BABYYY. Barely Cool is one year old! Come celebrate with us (safely and socially distanced) as we recall our entire year of podcasting. We remember funny bits, we give behind the scenes knowledge, and we have fun doing it! Thank you seriously for one amazing year! And sorry for one awful year!
50. Dumb Dictionary Definitions
April 23, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 89.4 MBHow's that for alliteration? This is a pretty old skool style recording for Ben and Judah. They talk about how dumb English is, tortoises, Star Wars rankings, and more! Thanks for listening. Sorry, sorry sorry.
49. COVID COOKOFF
April 16, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 94.1 MBBen and Judah are at it again with their own cooking challenge. Giving recipes to each other! They talk mostly about food so if you're hungry we're sorry but also you're welcome! And also thank you!
48. Gorilla Warfare
April 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBWelcome back! Ben and Judah talk about the best way to to take down a silverback gorilla. Not to mention government cash, more COVID-19 funnies and more! We appreciate you listening and we offer condolences.
47. Facetime Friends
April 02, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 66.6 MBDay 4 million of self isolation, the boys are casting from their respective homes over Facetime. They chat about X-Men, Daddy's Home 2, and lots of secrets. Everything is going inside. Thanks for joining us in this trying time and we're also sorry. Very.
46. Quarantine: Ben's Perspective
March 26, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBThats right this week you get Ben's perspective of last week's episode! Is it a copout? Maybe. But who knows what else we're working on sending down those self-isolated pipes? We talk about MOSTLY the same stuff as last week. Because well it happened last week. Thanks a million and sorry a billion.
46. Quarantine: Judah's Perspective
March 19, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBThis whole COVID-19 thing has got the boys separated. But fear not! While they're self isolated they can keep recordings going. This is Judah's perspective of the quarantine with Ben on the phone. Come have a listen, but keep a safe distance! Thanks and sorry forever and ever, amen.
45. Harry Potter and the Redemption Episode ft. Josh Dale
March 12, 2020 10:00 - 2 hours - 158 MBJosh and Harry Potter are back for a brand new episode. We thought we'd make it up to Josh for the last time he was on the cast. So we're watching The Half Blood Prince. Come alone and learn a spell or two. Thanks and sorry for real.
44. Couple of Cuspers
March 05, 2020 11:00 - 49 minutes - 51.5 MBIt's just Judah, or is it? Listen as we talk about KFC, fancy letters and Joe Biden. It's a short one but some people are short and they're loved just as much as tall folk. So why should this podcast be any different? We're truly apologetic and also very thankful!
43. Helium and Horror ft. Elaina Werenich
February 27, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBThe boys have a special guest! It's friend of the show Elaina Werenich! Go ahead. Just TRY and say it. They all suck back on some helium and talk about anime and horror movies and just movies in general. Whatever! Don't believe me? How about you listen to see if I'm lying or not? (I apologize for my outburst and appreciate you listening anyways.)
42. Drive To The Airport
February 20, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBBen and Judah are on a roadtrip to take Judah's parents to the airport! They chat about being tired, Ben's car accident and animals Ben doesn't like! You can also sort of hear Judah's parents in this one! So come along and we'll fly away together! Appreciate you and we apologize to you!
41. DnD In Bruckstercershire
February 13, 2020 11:00 - 3 hours - 211 MBWe did a DnD Podcast! The setting is a 1920's-esque city called Bruckstercershire. Our heroes? Ben as Bartemis Syre. Ethan as Sygrend. Aaron as Shirley Worcestershire. Jalen as Howard Stirling. Judah as the Story Teller. Come along for the ride! It's a long one! Hopefully the Mad King doesn't get you too! Thanks and sorry!
40. The Prince of Podcasts
February 06, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 124 MBIt's finally here! The fabled episode! The boys settle down and watch The Prince of Egypt! It's long awaited and cannot be accurately summarized. So come along, we're sorry and thanks a million.
39. Mr. Solo Dolo
January 30, 2020 11:00 - 54 minutes - 69.3 MBBen and Judah are back- Wait! No it's just Judah today folks! He's talking about his new pants, the coronavirus and also sports. And lemme tell you he doesn't know a lot about sports! Thanks for listening along and we gravely apologize for the lack of Ben.
38. Beyond Meat Burger Taste Test
January 23, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 86.5 MBJudah tries to pull a fast one on Ben and get him to figure out which burger out of 4 is Beyond Meat. However! The trick is, there's also a vegan Lightlife burger thrown into the mix. They rant about that and then talk about Tiktok and hang out! The usual. Thank you, sorry, the whole shebang!
37. Vincero Send Us Watches Please
January 16, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 76.1 MBBen and Judah go for a winter stroll around one of their favourite hometown attractions. They talk about playgrounds, CBD oil, and also a lil bit about weed. That is without ever having smoked it. And to cap it all off, they beg Vincero to send them some watches in exchange for ad placements from now until the end of time. Seriously Vincero, we want you bad. Thank for listen. We sorry.
36. Skate Date
January 09, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.6 MBBen and Judah head to the local rink to get some quality Canadian skating in. They chat about the quality of ice, coffee shops and Ben's love life. Thanks for tuning in! If you want to date Ben let us know! And we're very sorry. *MAY BE SOME SWEARS IN THE BACKGROUND*
35. A Year In Review
January 02, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 97.4 MBIt's a 2020 Barely Cool Podcast! We review our year, catch up and finish out the decade. Also Ben surprises Judah! We're ready for the new year, are you? We're super totes sorry. And super totes thankful!
34. Merry Cool
December 19, 2019 11:00 - 56 minutes - 70.3 MBHo ho ho! Happy Holidays and all that jazz! Do you get the pun? "Merry" sorta sounds like "Barely", get it? Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho. It's a Christmas episode! There's surprises inside, and a surprise for Ben from Judah. Tune in, we thank you for it. And also we offer our condolences.
33. Just Bros That's It
December 12, 2019 11:00 - 56 minutes - 65.9 MBWe're just bros! We tell each other secrets and open up to each other but... not like... that! In this one Ben and Judah talk about the hilarity of nudity, grilled cheese sandwiches and playing hockey with geriatrics! We apologize and thank you at the same time!
32. Sick Boys Redux
December 05, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MBLook we know you all want Winterish Wonderland Podcasts. But what's more Winterish than being sick? We're back and sick again! We talk about what makes us laugh, our insecurities and also GAMER CONTENT! Thanks we love you! And we're very sorry for you!
31. Russ
November 28, 2019 11:00 - 50 minutes - 60.1 MBRuss is in the hotseat in this episode. But so are we! Because we goofed the recording something fierce. We also talk about the York pooper, enhancing your mindset and playing the drums. Come along and listen! Don't be too mad! Thank you sorry!