Barely Cool
281 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago -Hi, we're Ben Routley and Judah Middel. This podcast is just us talking about anything, anywhere. We're usually not planned and we're usually pretty dumb. But we're just a couple'a goofballs having fun.
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24. Steven Wrenches
September 30, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBHey look a new co-host for Ben! Steven Wrenches! It's everyone's favourite: Steven Wrenches! We love Steven Wrenches! We love you! Thanks Steven! Sorry, you!
23. Ben Be Eatin Bagel Bites
September 23, 2021 10:00 - 55 minutes - 51.7 MB*WARNING* *BEN AND JUDAH HAVE IMMATURE HUMOUR IN THIS ONE* Ben tells Judah all about how he really do be eatin bagel bites. Also about school and when he's getting married. And Judah also is there and talks about things! Wow! Our appreciation to you. And also our condolences.
22. Judah Found WHAT In His Bathroom??
September 16, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBBen is gone away to jail. Meanwhile, Judah regales him with a horrific tale about what he found in the bathroom. Come listen. I am so sorry. And you should be too, thank you.
21. Are We The A-Holes? feat. Josh Dale
September 09, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBJosh and Judah are recording an episode where they go through Reddit on the AITA subreddit. They're reading the plights of strangers and determining whether or not those people are jerks! We were MADE for this! Thank you! Sorry!
20. A Sendoff For Benny
September 02, 2021 10:00 - 54 minutes - 50.8 MBBen and Judah say goodbye. Also Josh is there. Don't worry though, because Ben is just going to school! They talk non-alcoholic beers, Twilight and that's it. Thanks. Sorry! Bye Ben!
19. 1AM Yelling About The Elderly
August 26, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 78.6 MBBen and Judah are in the park in the middle of the night. Why? So they can yell about Canadian politics, the elderly and nude beaches. Come along!
18. The One Where Aniesa Destroys Ben
August 19, 2021 10:00 - 55 minutes - 51.4 MBWe have the Lovely Aniesa joining us today! A classic "How Well Do You Know Your Fiancee" game. It's hosted by Judah and the contestants are Ben and Aniesa. Can you guess who wins? Come listen! Thanks! Sorry!
17. Ben Gets Engaged and Judah Makes a Funny Sound
August 12, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBBen gets engaged! Or at least he tells the STORY about how he got engaged. Judah is also there and he makes a funny noise that Ben really likes. Sorry. That's it! Thanks!
16. "I Shot One Bird" - Ben Routley
August 05, 2021 10:00 - 57 minutes - 53.4 MBBoom bam! Regularly scheduled programming! Ben and Judah talk about expensive tastes, weird hobbies, and the time Ben shot a living and breathing animal. Thanks. Sorry. Sorry Ben.
15. We Watch The Conjuring 3
July 29, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 117 MBBen and Judah are back with another watch-along! We watch The Conjuring 3! Also known as, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It. Grab ya popcorn! It's ghost time baby! Sorry mum and dad, this one is spooky! Thanks for listening though!
14. We Become Baristas
July 22, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.4 MBBen and Judah finally drop the "BarelyCool Surprise" drink at Cardinal Press. The wonderful people at Cardinal Press let those two shmucks behind the bar to make the drinks. Listen to the stress in their voices as they interview people who've tried the drink! Thank you Cardinal Press! And thank you for listening! Sorry to Cardinal Press and sorry to the listeners.
13. Lonely Driver Goes Insane
July 15, 2021 14:56 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBJudah is doing an update! Guess what moron? Ben and Judah have been busy! So it's a solo drive episode where Judah has very little sleep and is very tired! Also go buy our drink! Thank you! Sorry! Seriously, we're sorry.
12. The Big Meeting
July 08, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBBack to your regularly scheduled programming with Ben and Judah. Here's a little inside scoop on "The Barely Cool Surprise"! They talk about other stuff too. You need the inside scoop on that? Listen then ya bozo! Sorry. Thanks. Go to Cardinal Press!
11. Maddy & Judah Hot Tub Meta
July 01, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBBen likes to think he's king of the castle with a solo episode? Well TWO can play that game! The two being Maddy and Judah: Married Couple Extraordinaire! They're in a hot tub goofin off! Thanks for listening. Everyone involved is sorry!
11. Hot Tub Meta
July 01, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBBen likes to think he's king of the castle with a solo episode? Well TWO can play that game! The two being Maddy and Judah: Married Couple Extraordinaire! They're in a hot tub goofin off! Thanks for listening. Everyone involved is sorry!
10. The BarelyBen Podcast
June 24, 2021 10:00 - 58 minutes - 54.4 MBJudah is away so the Ben's will play! Have I used that joke before in one of these I don't think so. SPORTS! CHEESE! DRIVING STORIES! It's everything you would expect from a solo Ben episode and more. Love ya. Sorry.
9. barelycoolcast.com
June 17, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBGo to barelycoolcast.com . That's all the info you're gonna get from me. Thanks. Not sorry.
8. Jake Paul
June 10, 2021 18:28 - 56 minutes - 52 MB(Ben has some audio issues.) But he and Judah also talk about how Jake Paul is a horrible person. He has rape allegations that were completely blown over. They also talk about, bedbugs and double-parking. It's a good episode! Thank you. Sorry for the audio issues, they should be fixed by next week!
7. 10 Lies, 1 Episode
June 03, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBJudah tries to pull an EPIC PRANK on Ben. This ain't your grandfather's podcast anymore! This is COOL and EDGY, Ashton Kutcher style PRANKS. Um. Basically Judah just tries to lie to Ben 10 times in one episode without Ben calling him out too much on them. That's it! Thanks! Sorry! (Also sorry to Ben.)
6. The Boys Go Golfing
May 27, 2021 10:00 - 52 minutes - 48.9 MBBen and Judah hit up the local driving range! And, as a surprise, they have Aniesa and Maddy with them! It's a Driving Range Double Date! It's a real bucket of fun. (Judah has never been to a driving range.) They talk golf, clubs, and even go on a lil walk at the end. It's raw and real. Come golf-a-long with the Barely Cool Boys! Shanks! Sorry!
5. Cardinal Press
May 20, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBBen and Judah are back on a gorgeous outdoor walk. And this week, they're on a mission: To get their fav local coffee shop to name a drink after the podcast. "The Barely Cool Surprise!" They also talk about crypto, record players, and learning guitar! Thank you! Sorry! (If you are Cardinal Press reading this, please get in contact. We are very serious, and very desperate.)
4. We *ALMOST* Get Arrested
May 13, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 55.3 MBBen and Judah go for a walk and they have a grand ole time! They talk about anti-maskers, they drink tea, and Judah's mic dies. Oh and also a cop shows up! It's a fun listen! Thanks. (For listening.) Sorry. (For listening.)
3. Butts in Space
May 06, 2021 10:00 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MBBen and Judah are TIRED this week! Recorded just hours before release, and edited even later! They talk about muffins, chasing the high of a perfect meal, and also poop! A real "Grade A" episode! We're sorry, thanks though!
2. Harry Potter and the Sort-Of Finale Episode
April 29, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 119 MBBen and Judah are back for the FINALE(?) of Harry Potter watch-alongs. They're finishing off with The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2! But y'know they might also go back and record the first 3 HP movies they haven't done yet. This is DEFINITELY the least Harry Potter themed Harry Potter episode! Come along and listen! PLEASE! Sorry. Thanks.
1. We Eat 100 Timbits
April 22, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBWelcome to Season 2 babyyyyyy! Restart! Ben and Judah are back with a new serious look and a new serious attitude! They try to eat 100 Timbits... sort of. They each have 50. A certain co-host whose name starts with a "B" didn't want to put any stakes up. But it's all in good fun! Sorry. Thanks. Welcome to SEASON TWO.
A. (~..ex.e--in limbo).mp3
April 15, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 55.1 MB~-]where are we? neither here nor there// in between.. please listen.. / thank u/ sorry-- season 2. soon.
100. Yerba Mate Redux Grande Finale
April 08, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 81.9 MBThe end of an era. Season One of the Barely Cool Podcast is done. We closed up our loose ends and gave the people what they wanted, a Yerba Mate Redux. We may make it a trilogy in the future. We talk about heart disease, peeing and John Wick 2. Come listen as we close out our Season One. Sorry for it being so long. Thanks for taking the trip with us. See ya next week.
99. Ikea Trip
April 01, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBBen and Judah are running errands at the happiest place on Earth! (It's Ikea!) They go in and they goof off only a little. Feel like you're going shopping with the boys at Ikea! Thanks Ikea. Sorry Ikea.
98. Nervous Service feat. Drew Suitor
March 25, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB*PARENTAL WARNING: DREW IS NAUGHTY* Judah is back. Ben is not back. But Drew Suitor is here! Drew is a longtime friend of the podcast (he was on the Christmas Extravaganza video as his first appearance). He's back again, like Eminem and The Backstreet Boys. Judah and Drew are talking about eggs, bad car situations, bad customer service and more! Thank you very much. Sorry very much. *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
97. Did Judah Get COVID?
March 18, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBBen and Judah talk about how Judah may or may not have COVID? They also announce that they are OFFICIALLY Daylight Savings Abolitionists. Also conspiracy theories, boybands, who's better Taylor Swift or Harry Styles, and more! Thanks for listening. Also sorry for listening. *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
96. Sodie Pop and Anime
March 11, 2021 11:00 - 56 minutes - 52.5 MBBen and Judah are back together again. They're closing in on Season 2 of Barely Cool, and they are NOT giving much content to show it. They're chatting about straws, soda pop, anime, and more! Also it gets real quiet and awkward at the end. Tune in! Thanks, sorry, goodbye! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
95. Lonely Ben and His Unpopular Ideas
March 04, 2021 16:22 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBJudah is gone and Ben is out to play. He's alone for this episode! Ben is ranting about various unpopular opinions, his troubles with nice drivers, and being alone in this podcast! It's about half as good without Judah, but what can you do! Thank you! Sorry! We love you! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
94. Angry Opinions
February 25, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 95.4 MBBen and Judah are in the car getting stuff DONE! They talk about the Mandela Effect, food advertising, cutlery preferences, and MORE. It's a classic before it's even out! We're sorry if you disagree, but you're wrong. And we love you if you DO agree. Thank you! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
93. Bedtime with the BarelyCool Boys
February 18, 2021 11:00 - 56 minutes - 52.3 MBShhh! It's time for bed! And Ben and Judah are gonna read you some bedtime stories to fall asleep to! They're very old and also maybe a little problematic. Sounds like sweet dreams to me! They've got all of your favourites: Four Little Bobolinks, What Arthur Lost, Jimmy Brown's Joke, and more! Thank you! We're sorry! We didn't write these! Goodnight! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
92. Happy Valentine's Day feat. MooioAS
February 11, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBHappy Valentine's Day from us at BarelyCool! Nobody DM'd us to breakup with their partner or whatever so Ben and Judah decided to have Cyrus on as a surprise guest! It's a blast! They talk about love and hearts and stuff. They DEFINITELY don't spend 30 straight minutes talking about poop, wiping, and potty stuff. No sir! Thanks! We're really sorry! We LOVE you. (but as a friend) *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
91. ASOS SUCKS
February 04, 2021 11:00 - 56 minutes - 52.4 MBThis is Ben and Judah's opinion as Judah tells the horrific tale of dealing with ASOS and their customer service. Big yikes ahead. They also talk about Tesla cars, Jeff Bezos and how sucky Marilyn Manson is. Thanks for listening! Sorry! ASOS is poopy! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
90. Twenny-Wan
January 28, 2021 11:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MB21+ episode baby! Big boy time! Strap up your adult pants! Ben and Judah are talking about MATURE THEMES! And y'know also, Kool-Aid Jammers, elevators, and out future Valentine's Day plans. Come listen! (If you're 21+ that is!) Thanks, sorry, whatever. *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod And check out Vessel! https://www.vesselbrand.com/pages/barelycool
89. New Hats and Other Nonsense
January 21, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 65 MBBen and Judah get new hats! They go off on more random nonsense. Hopefully America is still standing! They ramble about the best instruments, their new hats, and also some classic political humour. We're super sorry! But thanks anyways! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
88. The Boys Go Tobogganing
January 14, 2021 11:00 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBBen and Judah hit the slopes for maybe the last time this winter! And maybe the last time alone as friends. That's right! They get I N T R O S P E C T I V E ! They talk about their youths, memories, and growing older! Plus they sled! We're sorry. Thank you! Go sled! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
87. Ben Gets Vaccinated
January 07, 2021 15:40 - 57 minutes - 53.3 MBBen gets vaccinated babyyy. Come listen as Ben and Judah ramble about vaccination, the state of the world and rage comics. It's a good one if you ask me! We love you! Thank you! Sorry! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
86. New Year, New Barely Cool
December 31, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBHEY STOP! If you're listening to this before Dec 31st at 11:04PM you're missing out! If you start this at 11:04 on Dec 31st you can ring in the New Year with Ben and Judah and the Barely Cool podcast! Ben and Judah chat about their years! What's happened? Music? Have you heard of the stuff?? What's happening in the future? New Barely Cool???? Thanks, sorry and good luck! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
85. Christmas Eve Wrap-Up
December 24, 2020 11:00 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MBBen and Judah have a fun special announcement to make and they're also getting ready and gearing up for Christmas Day!! We're very sorry. But also thanks and Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
84. Excuse Me What Did You Say? feat Excuse Me.
December 17, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB*EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING* I don't know what went so wrong. Ben and Judah are interviewing Excuse Me. again, and things go a little off course. Things are said that never should be said. But fear not! Because they are also very lovely! Thank you and we're sorry! (VERY SORRY) Follow them on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/excuseme.theband/ Listen to their music! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
83. Highschool Horrors
December 10, 2020 11:00 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MB*WARNING* Ben and Judah talk about real childish stuff towards the end of this episode. Mostly Ben though. BUT, Ben and Judah ALSO chat about their horribly awkward crushes and stories from highschool! It's a great mini lil episode! Thanks for listening. Sorry! And if you were mentioned in this episode, we're EXTRA sorry.
82. Roadtrippin Rabble Rousers
December 03, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBBen and Judah take a trip to Guelph to drop off some hats! Ben keeps trying to dox addresses and they chat about travel and driving. We used to want to drive way more on the podcast, so this is a return to form. We also have a new outro! We're sorry and we thank you! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
81. We Try To Eat 30 Hot Wings
November 26, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.2 MB*REAL VOMIT WARNING* Ben and Judah don't know what they're in for. 30 hot wings. 30 different hot sauces they found in a pack on Amazon. It does NOT go well. Listen to real anguish and human suffering in this episode. And, honestly, we may never have been more sorry. (Also thanks.) *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
80. That's Just Tie Dye Baby feat. MooioAS
November 19, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBWe have a very special guest, CYRUS! We love Cyrus! And we love tie dye! We're 3 pals tie dyin together! It's a blast! We might even sell these shirts! We chat about tons of wacky, zany stuff and we make Ben uncomfortable. We're sorry and thank you! And check out Cyrus at https://www.twitch.tv/mooioas! *SPONSORED* Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BARELYCOOL #manscapedpod
79. Asian Market Taste Test
November 12, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB*EATING WARNING* Is this ASMR? Basically. Listen to two white guys eat and review food from cultures they have no business being a part of! But y'know it's light hearted and it's fun! AND our most expensive episode to date! Thanks, sorry, you, we are.
78. Election Night Fright
November 05, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBAs if you weren't tired enough of this hellhole! Listen along as Ben and Judah watch the Election Night results live! Do we know who the next president is as I type this? NOPE! And we didn't know it when we recorded either! There's some cameos in here as well as some random strange topics! Sorry! Like actually sorry. But also thank you for sticking with us and through it!
77. Barely Ghoul: HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA 2020
October 29, 2020 10:00 - 3 hours - 184 MBHAPPY HALLOWEEN! This is our HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA! There's 3 segments and TONS of special guests! We do a Paranormal Activity 3 watch-a-long for the first segment! We carve pumpkins for the second segment! And, finally, we hear some ghost stories for the third segment! It's enough content to positively spook your pants off! Thanks! Sorry! BOO!