ArmenHammerTV
317 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 140 ratingsHome to ArmenHammerTV, 4Ears, Scale As Needed, and more!
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Scale As Needed 124: Bowie Goes Wild
February 11, 2019 09:00 - 58 minutes - 108 MB0:08 - Striving for Ample Nonsense 1:21 - sharing really good shirt ideas 4:31 - “nearly balls deep in the Open season” 6:10 - Bowie starts going HAM 9:15 - Lee Priest in last week’s episode 11:25 - Live Open announcements 16:48 - how is the Open going to be different this year 18:08 - mainsite programming 32:27 - Filthy150 34:34 - Bowie returns to get HAM again 36:05 - H3H3 38:36 - True Detective season 3, episodes 4 and 5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
4Ears: Future Hndrxx Presents THE WZRD
February 07, 2019 09:00 - 53 minutes - 99.4 MB0:45 - Future Hndrxx Presents: The WZRD 10:16 - Jumpin on a Jet 13:45 - Crushed Up 25:15 - Krazy but True 31:22 - Serving Killa Kam 35:54 - Baptiize 40:12 - Unicorn Purp (feat. Young Thug & Gunna) 42:52 - Goin Dummi 45:40 - Faceshot 51:26 - Codeine Crazy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
AHTV: Filthy150's Darina & Jamie
February 05, 2019 17:12 - 24 minutes - 44.8 MBArmen sits down with Darina and Jamie, the owners and founders of CrossFit Filthy150 which will be the first Sanctional event of the 2020 Games season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 123: AUSTRALIA & CAPE TOWN
February 04, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 130 MB0:10 - Sexually Archaic Nightmares 2:22 - we’r actually going to talk a lot of fitness 3:28 - Australian CrossFit Championship (and taking about Kyle’s living room) 9:28 - Australian CF Champs, redux (and The Great Wallaby Wars of 1984) 12:07 - Aus CF Champs, take three 13:12 - Why would you do the Open? 19:05 - orgasms while exercising 21:00 - VULVA SHOT 22:01 - why would anyone do another Sanctional after qualifying? 28:35 - SAN SPONSORED ATHLETE 35:05 - Fittest In Cape Town (bu...
Scale As Needed 122: Chase & Armen's WZA Experience
January 28, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 138 MBAnd what about Tommy Marquez and Sean Woodland's new podcast? Or Armen's interview with Mat Fraser? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
AHTV: Mathew Fraser
January 24, 2019 09:00 - 57 minutes - 107 MB2:10 - WZA is the second competition he’s been to and not competed at 4:57 - competing at the East Coast Championships in 2014 7:00 - why does everyone think Mat’s angry all the time? 11:53 - the transition from 2014 to 2015 and lessons learned 13:38 - anything can go wrong at any time 14:52 - “I feel like people make the narrative they see fit” 19:50 - the photo wall at his home 23:25 - meeting fans and potential stalkers 27:07 - the amazing story of meeting and hanging out with his...
Scale As Needed 121: True Detective Season 3, Episodes 1 and 2
January 21, 2019 09:01 - 1 hour - 122 MBThe guys chat True Detective Season 3, episodes 1 and 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 120: The New Rulebook, The New Mainsite
January 14, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 131 MB0:27 - Synchronized Ass Noises 1:11 - Luna bars make Armen fart, money to poop machines 4:25 - new rulebook released and all the tangents which go along with it 28:36 - Armen has been unblocked from the Games Facebook 36:19 - the new CrossFit.com 43:22 - jacked James Mcvoy 46:26 - New Years resolutions? 56:59 - WZA 1:01:56 - Armen’s bet with Travis Williams Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4Ears: 2018 In Review
January 08, 2019 09:00 - 56 minutes - 105 MB4Ears: 2018 In Review & the Coachella line up blows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed Best Of 2018
January 07, 2019 09:00 - 31 minutes - 58.9 MB0:59 - FitBeth 2:42 - anything is a sex toy if you’re brave enough 5:04 - edibles in public are a bad idea 22:54 - Fleshlight nunchucks 25:45 - The Mountain and his wife 37:23 - the weirdest AI of all Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
AHTV: Reykjavik CrossFit Championship Interview
December 28, 2018 19:13 - 17 minutes - 32.7 MBArmen interviews Hjortur Gretarsson, the director of the newly announced Reykjavik CrossFit Championships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 119: Dubai Recap
December 24, 2018 09:00 - 57 minutes - 107 MB0:55 - Santa Always Nose 4:03 - Dubai CrossFit Championships recap 37:03 - the next event is WZA 42:11 - The Triple Crown? The Hat Trick 45:43 - why we’ll never be on HQ’s media again 47:23 - holiday plans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dubai Report Card: On The Minute 5
December 20, 2018 01:00 - 25 minutes - 47 MBArmen Hammer joins forces with Justin LoFranco of Morning Chalk Up to bring you On The Minute, a sports talk show all about CrossFit and the CrossFit Games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 118: Fitness Benchmarks & Talking Trash
December 17, 2018 09:00 - 56 minutes - 105 MB0:57 - Sharks Against Narcs 2:03 - The Terror of Bowie the puppy 2:40 - the most interesting timeline, the Dubai CrossFit Champs start super soon 4:24 - almost all the events for DCC, and how weird the team competition is 11:04 - let’s all have a moment of silence 12:30 - the beauty of trashtalking and Travis Williams 17:36 - …speaking of Dan Bailey? 20:33 - cock to bar pull ups and the women’s version and new CF technology 24:24 - how will teams of individuals who qualify individual...
Dubai Day 1 Recap: On The Minute 4
December 13, 2018 16:45 - 28 minutes - 53.7 MBArmen Hammer joins forces with Justin LoFranco of Morning Chalk Up to bring you On The Minute, a sports talk show all about CrossFit and the CrossFit Games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
AHTV: Travis Williams
December 11, 2018 09:00 - 22 minutes - 42.2 MBTravis Williams is a Misfit athlete and has competed at the CrossFit Games as an individual and on team Don't Stop, taking 6th at the 2018 CrossFit Games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 117: Castro's Curve Balls
December 10, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 145 MB0:40 - Satan Approves Nechrophillia 4:47 - Kyle squatted 390x3 6:07 - avoiding complacency: also, hand gliding and sky diving can be dangerous 13:06 - Chase has a team comp this weekend 15:50 - should we incorporate water balloons in CrossFit? 16:48 - Kyle saw a dunk tank get set on fire once 21:30 - the official dates for the 2019 CrossFit Games Open 24:12 - the kind of really unprofessional part of the new Games season 29:37 - Dave Castro will always throw you a curve ball; when yo...
AHTV: Rich Froning
December 07, 2018 16:16 - 18 minutes - 34.3 MBArmen catches up with Rich Froning, Tasia Percevecz, and Kristen Miller of CrossFit Mayhem Freedom to chat about the new Games season format, competing at Wodapalooza, and how he's gone about building a Graceland for CrossFitters in Cookeville. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 116: 90s Action Movies
December 03, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 131 MB0:27 - Screaming At Neighbors 1:06 - the history of Robert The Bruce 4:01 - we should have weighed in before Thanksgiving 17:06 - greatness requires sacrifice 18:21 - Chase got rear ended recently 29:36 - Kyle’s LA vs Texas stand up routine, Falling Down, violence in movies, Lethal Weapon 39:30 - 90s action movies loved fake bullshit guns 54:09 - Mat Fraser commented on Armen’s IG post Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
AHTV: Patrick Vellner
November 30, 2018 09:00 - 30 minutes - 56.3 MBArmen catches up with Patrick Vellner to talk about how he's planning on winning the CrossFit Games in 2019, working with Michele Letendre, and what it's like dealing with all the unknowns of the new Games season format. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 115: Thanksgiving Plans
November 26, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 131 MB0:08 - Sucking Apricot Nubs 0:50 - fake facts about Armenia 2:15 - Thanksgiving plans 6:00 - Chase is still team training 7:03 - Danny Soul 9:09 - some of the WZA teams are ridiculous 15:55 - Cliff’s love of mayonnaise 19:27 - how exactly does the Team qualifier work? No clue. 24:00 - the longest bulking/cutting phase ever 26:55 - Hafthor Bjornsson vs Krazy Glue 34:49 - Bodybuilders vs Powerlifters vs CrossFitters vs Weightlifters 39:45 - finding the limits of a weight belt 43:5...
AHTV: Fittest in Cape Town
November 23, 2018 12:00 - 20 minutes - 38 MBCheck out this interview with Tiaan Vasser and Chris Oman, the men behind Fittest In Cape Town and learn about how they got sanctioned, what they're looking to do next, and the details on their wildcard invites! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
AHTV: Kelli Holm
November 22, 2018 12:15 - 28 minutes - 52.8 MBKelli Holm took fourth at the 2018 CrossFit Games in the Women's 35-39 division and tested positive for minuscule amounts of GW1516 - metabolic modulator, and became the first person in CrossFit's history to get her sanction reduced by proving that this substance got into her system by a contaminated supplement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
AHTV: Shawn Ramirez
November 22, 2018 12:00 - 40 minutes - 74.6 MBShawn Ramirez won the masters division CrossFit Games four years in a row and took 2nd in 2018. In November of 2018, CrossFit announced that he had tested positive for two banned substances at the 2018 Games and sanctioned him for 4 years. He says he took a tainted supplement which is how the banned substances got into his system, but that he didn't understand the appeals process and couldn't get his appeal with CrossFit HQ handled in time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
4Ears: Tenacious D - Post-Apocalypto
November 21, 2018 09:00 - 30 minutes - 57 MB0:55 - Katie corrects the story Armen stole from her 11:50 - cave women 14:30 - ROBOT 20:30 - JB JR RAP 22:25 - Armen’s other favorite parody raps: Flight of the Conchords “Rhymenoceros vs Hiphopopotamus”, Bo Burnham “Can’t Handle This” 26:15 - WOMAN TIME 29:50 - POST-APOCALYPTO THEME (REPRISE) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
AHTV: Matt O'Keefe
November 20, 2018 09:00 - 25 minutes - 47.9 MBAn interview with Matt O'Keefe of Loud and Live Entertainment, who manages some of the biggest names in the CrossFit space and also runs both Wodapalooza and the newly announced West Coast Classic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 114: The West Coast Classic
November 19, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB0:48 - Small Areola’d Nipples 4:03 - new shirts! 8:29 - Avatars for everyone! 10:04 - the West Coast Classic was announced 16:23 - CrossFit’s drug testing policy and how people react to testing positive 21:13 - The Fittest Beth 28:33 - Defining intermediate athletes (is Miranda Alacarez intermediate?) 32:47 - why isn’t Fran really used anymore? 42:13 - Fran n Out 46:48 - Unforgiven Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Tenacious D - Part 1
November 13, 2018 09:00 - 49 minutes - 91.5 MB1:00 -Tenacious D, part 1 13:33 - Lee 16:40 - Drive Thru 23:10 - Kickapoo 26:50 - Beezleboss (The Final Showdown) 31:30 - The Metal 35:15 - The Government Totally Sucks 38:30 - Double Team 43:40 - City Hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 113: New Doping Results
November 12, 2018 09:00 - 48 minutes - 90.4 MB0:21 - Siblings Against Ninjas 2:15 - 5 new positive doping results, including two Games Masters: Kelli Holm and Shawn Ramirez 21:16 - Cliff’s story of realizing he loves bodybuilding and strength work 23:35 - Chase and Armen won a CrossFit competition last weekend! 32:23 - the new SAN shirt collection! 37:04 - Chase power cleaned 320lb! 41:30 - the Rogue Legends Invitational Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4Ears: From Outkast To Future
November 06, 2018 16:05 - 51 minutes - 96.7 MB1:06 - ATL: from Outkast to Future 2:35 - Outkast’s Aquemini 4:50 - Rosa Parks 12:50 - Liberation 21:35 - The direct connection between Future and Outkast 29:18 - Tony Montana 32:58 - I Serve The Base 36:10 - Where Ya At 40:51 - Kno The Meaning 46:04 - Hard Work Pays Off 50:16 - Return Of The Gangsta Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 112: SoCal Sanctionals Rumors
November 05, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 134 MB0:40 - Soapy Ape Nads 1:24 - technical(ly) death metal. 3:55 - Bailey Dyson-Good’s world record set of strict muscle ups (15) 7:46 - Adrian Mundwiler’s strict L-sit weighted bar muscle ups 11:45 - new segment: this week’s reason why we’ll never be the CrossFit official podcast 14:01 - Rogue’s new movie 16:55 - 6 new sanctionals: two in China, two in Australia, Iceland, and Rogue (plus the Rogue Legends Event) 28:50 - The SoCal event rumor mill 38:40 - SoCal sanctional should just rec...
Scale As Needed 111: Let's Get Weird
October 29, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 124 MB1:20 - Seductively Applied Nuggies! 3:30 - Denver, the city of dank nugs 5:50 - Austin’s water boil alert 11:08 - Robert Zemeckis definitely knew about 9/11 19:00 - Heppner vs Fraser like McGregor vs Khabib 20:26 - Mark Bell’s bodybuilding competition! 23:10 - Eddie Hall is shredded af 25:21 - The Mountain got married to a tiny human 26:50 - Khrennikov and Dubai! 31:51 - Khashgoggi and other weird modern news 44:20 - Facebook Portal 48:15 - the strangest AI possible 53:55 - SAN m...
Scale As Needed 110: Featured By CrossFit?
October 22, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 122 MB1:12 - Sonny’s Ass-eating Naughtiness 2:23 - a whole new frontier of SAN podcast: we were featured on CrossFit’s pages! 7:39 - “I have no idea what’s going on, guys” 10:15 - calling out comments on CrossFit’s IG post 14:22 - no seriously, this is all quite strange 15:28 - the world of CF and HQ is shifting to quickly 28:52 - tangents about merchandise, bad youtube shows, psychologically damaged pizza eating habits, and the connection between Back to the Future and 9/11 37:54 - WZA and...
Scale As Needed 109: A Trip To CrossFit HQ
October 15, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 66 MB1:39 - Sexually Attractive gNomes 3:00 - gnomes and giants 5:11 - live action video game movies and the weird shit that should be happening in those movies 13:05 - Armen and Chase went to CrossFit HQ 15:09 - what’s going on with CrossFit Health and a crazy (probably true) conspiracy theory 1:0030 - new sanctioned events Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4Ears: Lil Wayne's Carter V
October 09, 2018 07:00 - 54 minutes - 102 MB0:00 - Carter V 10:00 - our first experiences with Lil Wayne 14:13 - Kanye West’s remix to “Lollipop” 21:30 - Kendrick Lamar is the greatest of all time 26:14 - “Dedicate” and “Uproar” 32:55 - “Hittas” 34:36 - “Start This Shit Off Right” 36:35 - “Famous” 40:11 - “Let It All Work Out” 43:11 - Armen once saw Lil Wayne live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 108: WZA Is Sanctioned
October 08, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 120 MB2:16 - Sweaty Aching Nutsacks 4:43 - weirdly obvious spam messaged on instagram 10:18 - it was Cliff Bogart Sr’s birthday! 12:57 - WZA is now sanctioned 20:11 - Chase and Armen are going to HQ 25:08 - King Kong? 30:56 - Khabib vs Conor 39:31 - Ex Machina 52:36 - Chase saw Solo and more Star Wars stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 107: Four New Sanctioned Events
October 01, 2018 10:00 - 47 minutes - 88.9 MB0:30 - Three options! 2:30 - the strange world of ASMR 4:36 - four new sanctioned events (Mid-Atlantic, French Throwdown, Brazil, and Capetown) and the at-large invites 18:18 - Kyle’s short movie Sprites 23:30 - the new Joker movie (movies?) and Fantastic Fest 43:05 - is Eddie Hall becoming a bodybuilder? 46:50 - bonus little bit: Armen and Chase are going to CFHQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 106: The Greatest Female CrossFitter of All Time
September 24, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 149 MB0:07 - Sweating About Newsfeeds 4:08 - Noah Ohlsen saved someone’s life in Hawaii! 13:13 - Who’s the Greatest Female CrossFitter of All Time? 23:01 - a new Mr. Olympia! And other bodybuilding talk 32:13 - The Crying Game Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4Ears: RIP Mac Miller
September 18, 2018 08:00 - 45 minutes - 85.7 MBChase and Armen take a look at Mac Miller's discography in tribute to his tragic death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 105: Armen's Call With Greg Glassman
September 17, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB0:40 - Struggling (with the) Audacity (of that) Nincompoop 1:50 - Armen talked to Greg Glassman! 10:15 - the Armen Hammer/Naked CrossFitter history lesson 20:30 - “no official announcement” woes 30:15 - why HQ was double birds for so long 37:45 - where things have to go for this sport to succeed 44:28 - some stuff about Dubai you probably didn’t know 51:28 - there are real risks here 1:00:25 - or this entire thing is a set up to fuck with Armen 1:04:18 - Chase deadlifted 570lb! 1:...
Scale As Needed 104: Dubai CrossFit Championship
September 10, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.1 MB0:05 - Statements Admiring Nonconformity 1:15 - so what’s up with the word “Shanghai’d” 2:44 - Fun Fact: where India Pale Ale’s get their name from 8:19 - Dubai CrossFit Championships 10:55 - The Golden Child tangent 18:10 - back to Dubai! 25:40 - maybe CrossFit’s official communication left people with a bad taste in their mouths 29:35 - this is how HQ operates, bruh 32:00 - the best thing about the announcement are the comments on the CrossFit Games instagram 34:17 - where does th...
4Ears: Eminem - Kamikaze
September 06, 2018 08:00 - 59 minutes - 111 MB0:10 - Eminem’s Kamikaze and it’s pretty whatever 14:08 - why it’s called Kamikaze 25:01 - but what if we talked about something other than Kamikaze for a bit? Here’s how we heard about Eminem back in the day 30:48 - Medicine Ball from Relapse 33:58 - Just Lose It from Encore 34:20 - Mosh from Encore 35:04 - Forever from Relapse: Refill 38:01 - Headlight from Marshall Mathers LP2 41:10 - In Your Head from Revival 42:39 - Beautiful from Relapse 45:50 - The Ringer from Kamikaze 48:1...
Scale As Needed 103: Updates On The Games & HEAT
September 03, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 150 MB0:15 - Sultry Athletic Negligence 1:35 - CrossFit Games updates 3:30 - Dave Castro will remain as Head of the Games 5:18 - people are too attached to the current Games format 11:58 - the Games format has always been fluid 14:00 - the 2019 Games season will have sanctioned qualifier events and many questions surrounding the qualifying process 24:00 - CrossFit and Reebok have settled their lawsuit 28:55 - Michael Mann’s crime film masterpiece “Heat” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
4Ears: Deloused & Sailor's Guide
August 30, 2018 18:11 - 1 hour - 116 MB0:35 - no plan needed 1:11 - today we are not talking about rap or hip hop: we’re presenting albums to each other 2:27 - Chase picked Sturgill Simpson’s “A Sailor’s Guide to Earth” 5:47 - Armen picked The Mars Volta’s “Deloused In The Comatorium” 12:33 - Son el lumiere 19:10 - Cicatriz esp 24:00 - Televators 30:17 - Take The Veil Cerpin Taxt 37:30 - Sturgill is a simple man from Kentucky 41:12 - Welcome To Earth (Pollywog) 45:00 - Keep It Between The Lines 48:39 - In Bloom 52:09 ...
Scale As Needed Bonus: The New CrossFit Games!
August 27, 2018 07:45 - 51 minutes - 95.6 MB0:30 - HEB acronyms 0:44 - Armen has had too much preworkout 2:58 - The changes to the Games season Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed: CrossFit Games Format Speculation
August 27, 2018 07:30 - 1 hour - 147 MB1:00 - Strong Arm Noodles 2:04 - Cliff’s porn at work story and Kyle strippers in school story 11:01 - Armen’s idea for a movie idea 17:27 - More CrossFit Games rumors and speculation! 54:51 - Trevor Bachmeyer uses fake plates 1:00:40 - Group movie night: WATCH HEAT!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4Ears: Travis Scott - Astroworld
August 24, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 125 MB0:30 - mixtapes and whatever they are 3:55 - Young Thug seems interesting 5:50 - Travis Scott’s Astroworld 18:26 - STARGAZING 23:32 - CAROUSEL 27:20 - SICKO MODE 35:30 - STOP TRYING TO BE GOD 41:50 - SKELETONS/WAKE UP 48:20 - 5% TINT 52:15 - ASTROTHUNDER 56:20 - COFFEE BEAN Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 101: We're Back From Travel
August 20, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB0:06 - Pie flavored C4 with testosterone 1:40 - SNATCH AGAINST NUTS 3:11 - Armen’s actual snatch against nuts story 11:04 - Chase went to Italy 26:06 - Kyle went to Seattle 30:10 - “why aren’t you allowed to do handstands places…” 34:59 - growing up before the internet 43:00 - Armen was in LA 47:00 - Armen talked to Brent Fikowski! 55:00 - RUMOR MILL! 1:05:00 - Transgender CrosFitters Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scale As Needed 100: 2018 CrossFit Games Recap
August 08, 2018 13:13 - 1 hour - 126 MB0:01 - Seemingly Arousing Nonsense 2:11 - how were the CrossFit Games for Armen? 3:17 - Armen was on TeamRICHEY 12:56 - how were the Games for other people - a recap Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4Ears: Bonus Chance the Rapper!
July 31, 2018 09:00 - 19 minutes - 36.6 MB0:01 - Bonus Chance the Rapper episode 3:15 - 65th and Ingleside 6:18 - Work Out 9:40 - I Might Need Security 14:22 - Wala Cam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.