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Scale As Needed 99: The Pre CrossFit Games Show

July 31, 2018 05:07 - 1 hour - 138 MB

0:00 - Synthetic Androgynous Necromungers 2:30 - Riddick (The Chronicles of) and Armen doesn’t know how to tell Timothy Olyphant, Josh Duhamel, and Karl Urban apart 5:20 - Chris Pratt’s physical transformation during Parks and Rec 6:40 - Mac’s physical transformation during It’s Always Sunny 8:18 - IE1: CRIT 9:50 - Dave Castro’s weird obsession with Brooke Wells rears its ugly head 12:15 - IE4: Marathon Row 27:00 - IE7: Fibonacci Final 29:37 - The most dangerous day. the best Got Mil...

4Ears: Our Favorite 90s Albums

July 30, 2018 23:09 - 1 hour - 125 MB

0:30 - Armen’s very pumped about this one: Chase and Armen’s favorite 90s albums 2:30 - Chase picked: Nirvana’s Nevermind 4:33 - Armen picked: Tool’s Aenima 7:55 - Why Chase picked Nevermind 13:17 - Why Armen picked Aenima 18:06 - “Smells Like Teen Spirit” 20:22 - “In Bloom” 23:47 - “Lithium” 26:09 - “Polly” 29:10 - “Drain You” 33:30 - “Territorial Pissings” 35:20 - “Something In The Way” 40:00 - “Stinkfist” 47:22 - “46 & 2” 53:45 - “Aenima” 58:20 - “Third Eye” Hosted on Aca...

Scale As Needed 98: The Games Are Next Week!

July 26, 2018 20:45 - 1 hour - 125 MB

0:00 - Show About Nothing! 0:45 - Who would we be from Seinfeld 1:52 - Days, minutes, SECONDS away from the CrossFit Games and we know very very little 8:20 - Haven’t we all stared into a mirror and thought we’d be ugly chicks? 10:15 - Apparently the easiest “Would You Rather” ever 11:23 - Games picks and Chase’s Fantasy CrossFit picks 15:50 - #WhoIsTed? 17:19 - Kevin Kline is not Bill Pullman 18:30 - All time great acting performances 23:55 - What we’d all program at the Games 37:...

Scale As Needed 97: Everyone Is On Steroids

July 19, 2018 14:41 - 1 hour - 131 MB

0:00 - Salty Armenian Nuts 1:29 - CRAZY SHIT!! 3:57 - everybody is on SARMs! Roman’s Visa is denied! The worst excuses ever! Drug testing at outside events! 45:30 - 300lb CrossFitter! 52:10 - Cliff’s Carnivore diet experience 57:05 - Antman 2: Mission Implausible Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4Ears: Chase & Armen's Top 2017 Albums

July 16, 2018 19:13 - 1 hour - 65.5 MB

0:01 - 2017 favorite albums episode 1:15 - Chase picked Tyler The Creator’s “Scumfuck/Flowerboy” 1:49 - Armen picked Kendrick Lamar’s “DAMN.” 7:48 - the story of “Flowerboy” 8:43 - “Yonkers” from “Goblin” 18:40 - “See You Again” 22:57 - “Who Dat Boy” ft. A$AP Rocky 30:50 - “911” 39:39 - “I Ain’t Got Time” 41:55 - Kung Fu Kenny’s “DAMN.” 49:10 - “YAH.” 54:31 - “PRIDE.” 1:05:00 - “FEAR.” 1:11:58 - “DUCKWORTH.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scale As Needed 96: Dave Castro's Book (It's Super Boring)

July 12, 2018 16:31 - 1 hour - 138 MB

0:20 - “every time you learn a new fact, you mind moistens slightly” 1:00 - Sweaty Ass Nerds! 4:35- all five of us are here 8:30 - Chase’s crotch is very distracting 11:35 - Dave Castro’s book is super boring, he calls out Nick Urankar and Christian Lucero, and he has a weird obsession with Brooke Wells 48:09 - Cliff’s ruck and being a carnivore Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4Ears: Drake - Scorpion

July 09, 2018 23:35 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

0:00 - Drake’s Scorpion 11:56 - “Survival” 16:20 - “Nonstop” 19:47 - “Emotionless” 23:37 - “God’s Plan” 27:54 - “8 Out Of 10” 34:32 - “Sandra’s Rose” 42:30 - “Peak” 43:39 - “Summer Games” 47:49 - “Nice For What” 54:15 - “In My Feelings” 57:12 - “Don’t Matter To Me” 1:05:20 - “March 14” 1:17:02 - Chase’s Conspiracy Corner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scale As Needed 95: Some Athleticism Neglected

July 05, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 139 MB

0:01 - subscribe to ArmenHammerTV! 1:37 - Some Athleticism Neglected! 3:00 - purposefully ignoring actual fitness talk 4:40 - bodyweight strict presses: super tough. 14:28 - rucking: Kyle and Cliff do it. 21:30 - “if you’re gonna die with a backpack full of literature, what literature would you pick?” 23:19 - Fourth of July! And growing up in Texas 28:50 - a very long Nicolas Cage circle: Con Air to The Sorcerer’s Apprentice to Leaving Las Vegas to Mandy to Ghostrider 2 to Face/Off 3...

4Ears: The Carters - Everything Is Love

July 02, 2018 08:00 - 56 minutes - 105 MB

0:05 - Everything Is Love sucks 12:35 - SUMMER 16:58 - APESHIT 21:38 - BOSS 23:25 - the “Tidal” rant 26:58 - NICE 30:31 - 713 32:23 - the “I don’t give a shit about your relationship” tangent 35:27 - Chase’s conspiracy theory on the entire thing 39:37 - FRIENDS 42:12 - HEARD ABOUT US 43:35 - BLACK EFFECT 45:40 - LOVEHAPPY 47:20 - Chase’s suggestion: forget this album 47:59 - Armen’s suggestion: just listen to Drunk In Love instead 49:53 - A frighteningly accurate picture of th...

Scale As Needed 94: Hand Tears, Fit Beths, Sweeney

June 29, 2018 21:22 - 1 hour - 129 MB

0:04 - SARMs Are Needed 1:01 - we changed locations! 2:02 - three athletes tested positive at Regionals 8:23 - Chase keeps working out for some reason and literally salting your wounds on your torn hands 18:12 - the reason why most of our audience is men (“you can fuck a meat pocket”) 19:45 - #FitBeth! 26:05 - Kyle’s sad/crazy Alex Jones story 29:06 - Michael Shannon as a sad rodeo clown, Viggo Mortensen 34:20 - Kyle and Armen’s travels 35:50 - T*rkish delight and the history betwe...

4Ears: Nas - Nasir

June 25, 2018 22:50 - 1 hour - 117 MB

0:20 - Nasir 8:20 - Not For Radio 16:30 - Cops Shot The Kid 25:00 - White Label 31:19 - Bonjour 36:18 - everything 45:28 - Adam and Eve 52:15 - Simple Things Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scale As Needed 93: CrossFit Sues Reebok, The Fittest Beth

June 21, 2018 09:00 - 59 minutes - 111 MB

0:01 - SHAVE A NERD! 1:00 - special delivery interruption time! 2:17 - Armen’s mullet 6:30 - the long lasting pain of childhood humiliation 14:58 - Magic cards, the Black Lotus, Armen’s weird dream 22:10 - Cliff’s awesome idea to make CrossFit Games events way more exciting 27:15 - Armen’s other weird dream 29:10 - The Fittest Beth, #FitBeth 30:58 - CrossFit is suing Reebok, Rogue vs Eleiko barbells, and who might be the new title sponsor at the Games 49:00 - Dan Bailey’s recovery i...

4Ears: Drake vs Pusha T Beef

June 18, 2018 09:00 - 50 minutes - 95 MB

3:33 - Today’s episode is Drake vs Pusha T 5:04 - Pusha T: “Infrared” 14:58 - Drake: “Duppy Freestyle” 26:00 - Pusha T: “The Story Of AdiDon” 36:38 - Drake: “Two Birds One Stone” 43:36 - J Prince and Kanye call the beef off Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scale As Needed 92: Russell Berger Fired, Body Horror Movies To See

June 13, 2018 13:37 - 58 minutes - 109 MB

00:38 - subscribe to ArmenHammerTV 03:30 - Russell Berger was fired 26:11 - Klokov and Trump? 32:15 - Tough Mudder X 41:12 - Existenz, The Blog, body horror movies and more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4Ears: KIDS SEE GHOSTS

June 12, 2018 00:16 - 1 hour - 116 MB

4:20 - what is Kids See Ghosts 10:15 - “Feel The Love” 18:40 - “Fire” 25:08 - “4th Dimension” 31:42 - “Freeee (Ghost Town Pt 2)” 40:09 - “Reborn” 45:36 - “Kids See Ghosts” 50:58 - “Cudi Montage” 1:00:47 - overall thoughts on Kids See Ghosts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4Ears: Kanye West - Ye

June 10, 2018 22:54 - 1 hour - 113 MB

0:37 - we’re doing something new here 3:00 - Kanye West’s Ye 4:30 - “I Thought About Killing You Today” 15:11 - “Yikes” 23:50 - “All Mine” 29:12 - “Wouldn’t Leave” 32:10 - “No Mistakes” 36:40 - “Ghost Town” 43:40 - “Violent Crimes” 49:12 - overall thoughts on Ye Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scale As Needed 91: We're Back! Welcome To ArmenHammerTV

June 07, 2018 19:01 - 1 hour - 139 MB

0:03 - WE ARE BACK! 2:10 - “60% of this show is no longer employed at FloSports” 19:30 - Armen and Chase have seen each other every day since getting fired 21:24 - What’s next? 29:15 - Chase competed at Regionals! 40:27 - Regional performances breakdown 1:03:10 - Deadpool 2! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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