Aries – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Aries May 2016
May 01, 2016 08:20The old saying “Luck favors the prepared” holds no value for the stoner Aries in the month of April 2016. This does not mean that you will fall on hard times, quite the opposite. Choose to see things from a positive perspective and you will thrive this month. One thing you can prepare for is … Continue reading Aries May 2016 →
Aries April 2016
April 01, 2016 08:20April 2016 is a month of yin and yang for my fellow stoner Aries. While you will be blessed with an adequate amount of positive energy you will need to keep one foot on the ground. Stick to a high CBD hybrid for most of your daily tokes. By keeping yourself grounded this month you … Continue reading Aries April 2016 →
Aries March 2016
March 01, 2016 09:20If you thought that the month of March would bring relaxation to your world my stoner Aries, guess again. March is brimming with endless possibilities and they all revolve around how much you put into them. The positive possibilities are endless in all areas of your life if you choose the proper actions this month. … Continue reading Aries March 2016 →
Aries February 2016
February 01, 2016 09:20February is going to be laden with situations that are as heavy and thick as the wax you put in your vape this month, stoner Aries. Alas, you will prevail in any debacle & soar through the best of times because you have a loving circle of supporters at your fingertips. Lean on the … Continue reading Aries February 2016 →
Aries January 2016
January 01, 2016 09:20Breathe in that crisp winter air my Stoner Aries. It will awaken your senses and fill your soul with much needed fresh start! You should find yourself positive and bursting with energy all month long. From outings with your favorite buds to cuddle time in front of the fire blazing away a long work day. … Continue reading Aries January 2016 →
Aries December 2015
December 01, 2015 09:20Stoner Aries, you’ve been looking for a break for months. Get ready as December 2015 is your lucky month! Beautiful developments will be flowing around you like clouds of vape. Finally something is giving for you Ram! Do not get too swept up in the excitement as you will need to pay attention in order … Continue reading Aries December 2015 →
Aries November 2015
November 01, 2015 09:20My dearest Stoner Ram, before we have this talk you need to grab your bat and dug out. Got it? Good. Now pack it and hit it a few times before we delve into the forecast for November. Are you ready for the most intense tests of 2015? Breathe in positivity, breathe out anxieties. Do … Continue reading Aries November 2015 →
Aries October 2015
October 01, 2015 08:20You won’t need a highly psychoactive strain of sacred herb this month my stoner Aries. Strap yourself in, its going to be a vivid journey for you this fine fall month of October. For starters your working world will become very clear to you. Taking charge and getting the tasks done will be your main … Continue reading Aries October 2015 →
Aries September 2015
September 01, 2015 08:20Are you ready for a fast paced high energy month Aries? Yes Stoner Ram, you will be bristling with good vibes and a “in it to win it” attitude. Keep stretching your abilities in your working world as September is the month for you to grow and bask in the sun. This does not mean … Continue reading Aries September 2015 →
Aries August 2015
August 01, 2015 08:20My dearest stoner Aries, prepare yourself for a unsettling month in August 2015. You will be whipped around by strong energy forces. Some positively unnerving events will be hoisted upon you and you must do everything in your power to find balance. Your job this month will be to find and maintain an inner calm. … Continue reading Aries August 2015 →
Aries July 2015
July 01, 2015 08:20It seems that much of the life energy from June will flow over into July for you my stoner Aries. Use this energy to guide you down the paths that mean the most to you. Though you may have a lot to decide in the working world, your personal life will be an irrefutable cloud … Continue reading Aries July 2015 →
Aries June 2015
June 01, 2015 08:20This is positively your month to shine my dear stoner Aries! Be prepared to feel the unyielding life force pumping through your veins. You will have many celebrations and many opportunities coming your way! Your biggest challenge will be to reign in the energy you are receiving and put it to work for the better of … Continue reading Aries June 2015 →
Aries May 2015
May 01, 2015 08:20For my smoking Aries the month of May will be quite amicable. Do not become lackadaisical due to this break in chaos. Yes you deserve an indica butter break! Just hold off on that until you’ve made your decision on the direction you should be going this fine, fine month of May. How are you … Continue reading Aries May 2015 →
Aries April 2015
April 01, 2015 08:20Stoner Aries, surround yourself with as much positivity as you can. It is going to be a rough month for you. You will need to put on the magic hat of logic and stash away the over emotional side of yourself. Speaking of stashing, burn up your predisposed ideas concerning people, places and ideas this … Continue reading Aries April 2015 →
Aries March 2015
March 01, 2015 09:20Break out the party pipe and share the sacred herb with everyone you know this month Aries! On the whole of things, this month will be blessed with positive vibes and and lots of energy. Keep the attitude you reign at the beginning of the month fluid throughout and you should not have too many … Continue reading Aries March 2015 →
Aries February 2015
February 01, 2015 09:20On the whole, Aries, 2015 will feel like a cosmic trip on a indica cloud laden magic carpet ride. Do your best to keep this in mind as you work your way through the next few months. February in itself will be a bit of a challenge. Fiery Aries this month you will feel as … Continue reading Aries February 2015 →
Aries January 2015
January 01, 2015 09:20The month of January will be a tough month for you Aries. Just because you’re fiery, don’t blaze away all month and think you’ll make good tracks. Beware of the negative energies working through you this month as you will not want to spoil the kushy emotional highs it has in store for you. It … Continue reading Aries January 2015 →