Latest Vinston Podcast Episodes
Slam the door please
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 30, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsRepeat after me: slam the door please. Once more: slam the door please. That was good but you can do better: slam the door please. Ok, fine, this one was good, please slam the door, please.
Farms for the men
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 29, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsThey need the activity to move their muscles and lose the power to think. If we want to preserve our social package and priviledges, we need farms for the men, ok, we're men too, but not the same.
Nothing better than an oyster
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 28, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsYou can love mussels, you can praise foie gras, you can delectate yourself with turkey breasts, but there is nothing better than an oyster for new year's eve. On second thought, maybe the turkey breast.
Leftovers
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 27, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsToo much at once and leftovers for weeks to come. This is a fact that I wish I could forget. We'll have to eat through it.
Snails of the Carribean
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 26, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsWe must preserve the wonderful fauna of the tropical islands, we must take care of the snails of the Carribean before they are all gone, to let some nature to see for the future generations.
Crocodile instincts
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 25, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsTo let things go out of control, to make things happen in an untimely fashion, to hold on things that don't matter anymore, that's having crocodile instincts and nothing else.
Ginger bear butterflies
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 24, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsKelly and John liked to collect old socks. Some of them where still inhabited by our little friends from the savannah, the butter bear butterflies. They are carnivorous, but don't eat men, so there are only a small risk if you fall asleep.
Fulgurant savor
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 23, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsThe lemony fruity taste was a perfect blend with the crunchyness and the juicy pulp of the fruit, this fulgurant savor could only be devoured by someone like her.
Hop into the wall
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 22, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsThe running phelmonous chicks wanted to run and hop into the wall, a wall made of plain fruit pasta with a glimpse of citrus syrup. What a dream, but only it, as the world isn't so sweet as we all know.
Hurdles and biben
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 21, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsMake her happy and subscribe to hurdles and biben magazine, the magazine for the modern homely man. You deserve it and your home too.
None of the well known stars
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 20, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsPlease be seated to your convenience, none of the well known stars will come, so take a rest, feel confortable and take a nap. This will otherwise feel like it lasts forever.
Volerian headsets
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 19, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsStereophonic volerian headsets to get a grasp on all the intricate subtelties of modern sounding hardcore rock combos. Check this out, yo gals and guys.
Not too shabby
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 18, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsNot too shabby. Pretty sturdy. Greatly improved, well designed cover box for all the fashionista in town. Complicated relation between form and function, nothing is there to invert the stance.
Abort the frosted jello punch
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 17, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsThis was a top secret mission with a stupid name. James knew he was in a bit of a mayhem when he arrived at Lebertovic airport, abort the frosted jello punch was all that could say the blond long-legged stewardess when she saw him, that was all.
Cortex and style
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 16, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsAll the boys need are cortex and style. Good looking babes, fantastic cars, money, fancy clothes are just the artefacts and being stupid would be to deny it.
Well under the pipes
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 15, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsShe feels so low, so down, well under the pipes, below the ground, deep into earth and she just wish she'd be drained for something else as boring and casual day to day hassles.
War hot tub
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 14, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsMore energy efficient than any other bathroom appliance is the war hot tub. Instant warming up with each grenade or bazooka explosion, and you even get the bubbles. This is a one day offer you may want to consider as you might never find such a bargain again.
Analphabet soup
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 13, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsI used to get it sour when I had to compose complete and intelligible sentences from my soup. Now with the new cans of analphabet soup, this nightmare is over, I can concentrate on my food again.
Paper brick
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 12, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsScissors, stones and lettuce, combined to paper brick and electrical barb wire make an evening at the Jones an interesting adventure the whole family can enjoy. You can even bring your dog.
The devil is a savant lemur
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 11, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsYour cow liks grass and the devil is a savant lemur. There are way too many lemurs grinding around here but he is the only one with a large brain in lemurland.
Jill and Lucy are friends forever
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 10, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsThe two little girls had drawn magical properties from the herbal tea they had drank that early summer afternoon at the park. Jill and Lucy are friends forever, and ever, because of that simple event and foul smelling infusion.
Superbricks
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 09, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsNo mortar will be needed for you to build the dreamhouse your spouse had looked upon. These superbricks don't need anything to glue tight together. And they come with a 50 years limited warranty.
Queried to let go
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 08, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsHe was told he sould be here before noon if he wanted to make it a deal. He was here, but his farm buddy was not and the delay was expected to be over.
Happy marshmallow
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 07, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsSomeone forgot him in the bottom of the bag. The fire is out now. The scouts are all asleep and the last marshmallow feels contempt. He is a happy marshmallow indeed. Who wouldn't?
Ripe and raw
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 06, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsAll the fruit cargo was in as good a shape as it could be: ripe and raw, fruity and delicious. The oranges, the peaches, the apricots where desireable and one could feel the saliva drip from everyones mouth.
Don't kill the tarantulaah
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 05, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsElaborate plans to circumvent the odd animal. Whatever it might be, don't fool the beast, don't kill the tarantulaah. Too late.
Ovoid frascatti dinner
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 04, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsWhile the other guests slurped on the final deserts, the ovoid frascatti dinner associates where nowhere to be found. For sure something suspicious was taking place.
Short
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 03, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsA small pant can also simply be named a short.
Savant revolutions in a day
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 02, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsHow many savant revolutions in a day can you fit in your drawer? I would not guess more than seventeen, but maybe it would be a bit less. Jeremy at the back of the class had guessed something like twelve, but Deril not more than five. No, really, we weren't savants enough.
Gums and teeth
Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast - December 01, 2007 23:00 ★★★★ - 2 ratingsYes, said the dentist before letting his last breath fade away. His dream had come true, a world full of gums and teeth, with nothing else than beautiful sunsets and nake woman to fascinate him.