Latest Spud Podcast Episodes
Episode 34 - If you won't drink Natty Ice, I think you're a little too bougie
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - January 27, 2019 20:26 - 42 minutesYour potato aficianados come at you with a sleeper intereting episdoe with real actual educational value (note, we are not experts, just fans). We learn about second crop potatoes (first crop, too) while trying to figure out how they stack against second wave ska and emo revival. Kyle also talks ...
Episode 33 - Live Potato Torture!!!!!
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - December 12, 2018 23:36 - 35 minutesWe're taking this one on the road! Torture! Live! With potatoes! Just kidding, this episode is about huge Nascar fan and comedian Ron White, whom Kyle has never heard of and spends the entire episode trying to figure out who he is while comparing him to Dane Cook. New non-torture bits include Cem...
Episode 32 - Hopefully They Don't Get to Brooklyn and Get Gentrified
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - November 28, 2018 01:12 - 28 minutesThis episode is about Rösti, a Swiss sauteed potato dish and not a Danish or Dutch plastic company nor some fucked up misogynist term. Kyle, aka Spudly Dudly Do Right is too roasted to really function and totally blows Cem's flow, but Matt saves the day by inventing (appropriating) a new way to s...
Episode 31 - The Scone of Destiny
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - November 10, 2018 23:25 - 36 minutesYour spud buds take on everyone's favorite British breakfast food - Tatey Scones. We've never heard of it either. Mystery spud Brendan makes a guest appearance as we bash British cuisine, read pronounciation poems, and try to determine who is the British Nicholas Cage. We also make an outline for...
Episode 30 - Maori is an anagram for Mario
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - October 27, 2018 17:13 - 37 minutesThis episode is nominally a Halloween episode about a delicious sounding Maori potato bread, but in classic form, it just devolves into your Spuddy Buddies talking about cannibalism, ivory soap, and trick or treating advice. Matt and Kyle share their wedding crashing tips, and Cem reads a poem by...
Episode 29 - I Bet You Taste Better Than Jesus
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - October 12, 2018 06:00 - 53 minutesYour spud talkin' buds are at it again- talking about Jesus and cannibalism! Your bois are joined by special guest, Jim Jambalam who used to work with five Franks, and get into the nitty gritty of bread distribution, sex in box trucks, and how to achieve the Golden Roll. Also, this episode is abo...
Episode 28 - The Barenaked Ladies are Going to Sue Us
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - September 28, 2018 21:58 - 32 minutesThis one is about red potatoes, which are waxy and Kyle wants to vape them. We profess our love for the Barenaked Ladies and challenge any other Potato Podcasters to a fight on Facebook live. We had to obtain a cumpulsory license to publish this one! Siri guest stars, but she's not very useful.
Episode 27 - Oprah Hates the Bible
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - September 14, 2018 15:45 - 31 minutesThis episode is about vichyssoise. We don't know how to pronounce it, but your spuddy buddies learned that Julia Child wrote the good book and Oprah hates it. Additionally, we rewrite Batman and Robin, and Kyle finally realizes that he can use this podcast platform to score a date. Hit him up at ...
Episode 26 - Read Me More Poetry Senpai
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - August 31, 2018 06:00 - 30 minutesWe did it again. Your spud buds read more poetry. Unfortunately, they are not in a car going to a Matchbox-20 concert. The poems are way, way better to make up for it.
Episode 25 - Channing Tatum Makes Bad Vodka
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - August 19, 2018 18:22 - 54 minutesThe bois are joined by friends Kendall, a chemist; Chris, a brewer; and Fil, a Polak, to talk and taste vodka. Along the way, they learn that Apple Jacks don't taste like apples, people used to drink gas, and that Russians invented bootlegging. Kyle and Kendall contibute dueling recipes. Corgi Di...
Episode 24 - Potato Flakes
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - August 08, 2018 14:38 - 36 minutesRey Mysterio the Hobbit Magician joins our spud buds to discuss the primordial form of potatoes: flakes. Potato Flakes. Or granules. Along the way, we argue about cultural appropriation and realize we have now established a true blue Potato Cannon. There are lots of references to past episodes in...
Episode 23 - Law and Order: Sweet Potatoes Unit - Pudding
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - July 22, 2018 16:14 - 39 minutesThe dishonorable judge spud return with a vengeance to preside over a greasy potato controversy: potato pudding vs sweet potato pudding. Forget your Snack Pack BS, this is the real starchy stuff. Actually, we have no idea what either of these puddings are, so prepare for a fumbling but dramatic c...
Episode 22 - Mashed Potatoes
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - July 06, 2018 06:00 - 32 minutesYour spud talkin' buds realized that no one has any idea what mashed potatoes actually are, so they take a deep dive into the depths of potato history. Along the way, they meet some early tatey bois and gals, discover that English cuisine sucks (and is elitist), and Cem learns about the wonder th...
Episode 21 - Stay Starchy My Friends
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - June 22, 2018 06:00 - 49 minutesHave you ever wondered "what is a starch anyway? Is a dog starch? What's a starch fart? Your spud-talkin' buds turn to Urban Dictionary and take you in a tour-de-force of fight culture, bear culture, and weed culture. Unqualified health advice is liberally doled out, along with the nutrition fact...
Episode 20 - LIVE (Raw) Tastings
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - June 14, 2018 18:48 - 35 minutesOur first and very possibly last live episode! The tables turn in this very special Memorial Day and 20th episode celebration- Kyle picks the topic! And because he's a sociopath, your spud talking buds spend 35 minutes eating potatoes in front of a live pool-side audience! Kyle was very drunk in ...
Episode 19 - Potato Jokes
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - May 26, 2018 00:19 - 36 minutesWe highly advise that you smoke the fattest doober from the fattest tuber before listening to this episode, because this one is nothing but jokes. Potato jokes. Also, this episode might be offensive to Latvians- we apologize in advance
Episode 18 - Potato Peelers
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - May 11, 2018 21:26 - 34 minutesYour tatey bois have some new tatey names and talk about the invention of the vegetable peeler. Yeah. You read right. Learn about David Goodell, renaissance man, while we brainstorm a new Steven Sondheim musical. SpudNick and Mashed argue over a recipe and everything inevitably devolves into cann...
Episode 17 - Hash Browns
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - May 02, 2018 00:00 - 38 minutesYour tatey bois hash some browns and learn that sometimes they contain golf balls. Kyle tweets at Drew Carey and proclaims much love for Waffle House. Matt says he'd let a Namekian pee him.
Episode 16 - Potato Bread
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - April 16, 2018 01:18 - 33 minutesYour spud-talkin' buds have a go at Potato Bread. Sweet potatoes and bread daddies make a guest appearance. This episode marks the founding of our new hip-hop group, the Tatey Bois- on tour with Hobo Johnson this fall!
Episode 15 - Mr Potato Head
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - March 30, 2018 21:50 - 44 minutesYour spud-talkin' buds tackle that hard-hitting, controversial topic: Mr. Potato head. Does he inspire cannibalism? Is he racist? Would you eat him? Find out in this banger of an episode. The first person to email us ([email protected]) with the correct amount of times Kyle says "Mr. Angry Eyes"...
Episode 14 - Poundies for the Champ
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - March 15, 2018 18:43 - 20 minutesYour favorite spud-talking buds drop a (not) very special (vaguely) St. Patrick's Day themed episode! Except it's only loosely Irish and Kyle kept losing his shit over the term "poundies." If you're a champ and like mashed potatoes- or smashed or pounded- check this shit out!
Episode 13 - Jesus Didn't Eat Spaghetti
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - March 12, 2018 00:47 - 40 minutesAnd neither should you! On this unlucky thirteenth episode, the buds talk spud-related superstitions, legends, and folklore across the world while telling off actual potato scholars. Send us love or threats at [email protected]
Episode 12 - Fingerlings
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - March 02, 2018 00:50 - 29 minutes"They don't call us spudfuckers for nothing!" - Matt. The buds talk about fingerling spuds, not fingering them. Also, this is a snuff episode.
Episode 11 - Gnocchi
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - February 21, 2018 23:00 - 40 minutesThe spud talking buds go to Italy for a tasty tater dish. Just as Americans have Margarita Mondays and Taco Tuesdays, Italians have Gnocchi Thursdays. And like, a Gnocchi Santa Claus. Also, Cem lost his bet to pee on Kyle, but Kyle has extended a challenge to listeners to reverse that. Email us ...
Episode Ten - Potato Farrel? Potato Farl?
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - February 01, 2018 02:04 - 32 minutesThe bois talk about potato farl. Or farrel. We're not sure how to say it, but we know it's basically bread. Talking points: Hard wheat vs soft wheat, hard water vs soft water, hard bois vs soft bois. Kyle obsesses over the Irish McDonald's breakfast menu while Matt calls him a wasp. Cem loses a b...
Episode 9 - Potato Candy
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - December 29, 2017 01:39 - 30 minutesThis episode is about candy made from potatoes, but it is definitely not a holiday episode. Kyle falls asleep at the end and Cem's dad briefly guest stars. Also, dogs are NOT people.
Episode 8 - Show Me Elijah Wood
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - December 16, 2017 16:42 - 36 minutesThis episode is not actually about wholesome boy Elijah Wood, but we mostly talk about him anyway. Cem brings up another dumb idiom. Kyle threatens to call the police. Matt defines salad. Josh "Mississippi" Mooney guest stars. Kyle threatens to call the police again but has a knife.
Episode 7 - Potato Idioms
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - December 03, 2017 19:36 - 19 minutesIdioms. Yes. Idioms. I didn't pick the topic. I just points the microphones and upload this stuff once a month or so. Also, Matt is really mean in this episode while Cem and Kyle are very much baked potatoes.
Episode 6 - The Potato Bug Scourge
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - November 02, 2017 18:59 - 42 minutesJUST IN TIME FOR A FEW DAYS AFTER HALLOWEEN - POTATO BUGS! THEY ARE REAL. THEY ARE TERRIFYING. AND THEY MUST BE STOPPED. These things are legit scary. Please do not google them. You have been warned. Also, Kyle takes a work phone call.
Episode 5 - Law and Order: Sweet Potatoes Unit
Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes - October 21, 2017 20:26 - 43 minutesPotatoes take sweet potatoes to court. The bois argue nonsense about the differences potatoes and sweet potatoes. Matt and Kyle snack loudly while Cem realizes that he is the same thing as his dad and sister, George Washington Carver is a food McGuyver, and Kyle marvels over coffee. If you wan...
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