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131: "I eat, drink, chain-smoke, and breathe (with the help of a machine) the carnival world."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - July 15, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Tim and Jim play The Celebrity Name Game against their better judgement and then Tim tells us about the abandonment issues he grew up with. There are sketches about what it costs to be an American, a restaurant where spitting is encouraged, and an interview with...
130: "Time to use my fake British accent."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - July 08, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys learn the meaning of "Irish Twin." Jim talks about his mom and dad's sex life. And Tim explains his dream of becoming an ambulance. Plus sketches: A French performance artist whose canvas is the beverage. First drafts of famous speeches. Satan's radio ...
129: "I am, once again, completely in love with bears."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - July 01, 2024 11:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about: how Walter’s mom occasionally got their toy poodle drunk. Jim’s kitten had a condition that caused it to run straight into walls. And Tim admits his renewed love of bears. Sketches? An On Hold experience from hell. A really, really organic ...
128: "Is your butt keeping you up at night?"
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - June 24, 2024 11:00 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about the first time Tim tried chewing tobacco and swallowed it. Then Jim explains how he was a really creepy toddler. We play sketches about a really unsafe prescription drug, non-essential oils, frozen pizzas explained, and coverage of the first-...
127: "The inner workings of the mind of a Jell-O wrestler."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - June 17, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss ESPN’s coverage of Cornhole championships, Pat Sajak and gameshows in general, then Walter describes that time he shot video of Jell-O wrestlers for a documentary. There are sketches about ice cream just for bachelors, Viking bathroom habits, t...
126: "I've been suckin' on tree sap for 17 years."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - June 10, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about maybe adding Duck Logic Dancers to the show, cat tranquilizers, and the new Swedish TV show where Dolph Lundgren--- yes, Ivan Drago in Rocky IV ---flips a coin for 30 minutes. Then if that weren’t enough, there’re sketches about a guy who’s ...
125: "Peas. Peas. Peas. Try 'em if you please."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - June 03, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about rats vs. squirrels and how Ringling Bros removed the makeup from their clowns but they’re still creepy. Then there are sketches about the upside of cannibalism, adult diapers, Alaska’s drinking problem, and other things that Jesus does. Plus,...
124: "If it's Boeing, I'm not going."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - May 27, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about the power you get from talking through a tube, starting their own airlines, and what happens when Walter smokes too much weed. Then there're sketches about cheese musicals, a really cool bouncy house, body odor, and the truth about Alabama. ...
123: "It's a Dave, Dave, Dave world."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - May 20, 2024 11:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. We’ve paused our podcast for the past few weeks while we came to grips with the tragic news that our great friend and fellow Ducker, Dave-id Dunlosky, unexpectedly passed away several weeks ago. But we’re back with this tribute show. On it, we tell Dave storie...
122: "The only thing to fear is fear itself... and clowns."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - April 08, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about that time Jim’s brother set fire to a boxcar, Tim’s coin-operated ankle monitor, and teenagers in wingtips. Then there’re sketches about art in offices, boys in the bayou, candles in manly scents, and fear. • Get more laughs! Visit our websi...
121: "The fun doesn't stop until the authorities intervene."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - April 01, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys play that celebrity mortality quiz show that's sweeping the nation: “Dead or Not Dead.” Then there are sketches about a really potent sleep drug, garbage pickers, a campy summer camp, and a not-so-Olympic caliber athlete. Plus a little more. • Get more...
120: "We've disappointed people before and we can do it again."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - March 25, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss the lamest Willy Wonka exhibit in Scotland and a guy who could magically make stop lights turn green for him—until the cops caught on. Plus, comedy sketches about ridiculously soft toilet paper, a way too bright flashlight, peeps, and a song abo...
119: "They're barfin' in the back seat."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - March 18, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss annoying commercials, smacking people, and The Golden Girls in drag. Plus, sketches about condiments, clown cars, and insects in love. And, of course, old ladies. In short--- something different for your ears. • Get more laughs! Visit our websi...
118: "A whoopee cushion filled with hate."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - March 11, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. It’s something different for your ears--- our before-St.-Paddy’s-Day show… Tim confesses his love of the way Ireland smells. And the guys spoil the plot of a seasonal Irish favorite. Plus, creative uses for your sleeve, a guy who writes cable menu blurbs, a song...
117: "Honey, are you worried about your butt crack?"
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - March 04, 2024 12:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss that truck-driver-on-a-toilet-seat commercial, X-rated hand puppets, and butt deodorant. Then we throw in comedy sketches about turbocharged La-Z-Boys, the definition of “doaky,” an indecisive driving school, and an over dramatic bus driver. All...
116: "The government limits the amount of rat hairs I can contain."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - February 26, 2024 12:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. We. Are. Back! With a new season and a new show! Something different for your ears… The guys talk about Jim’s new purse. Catherine, the Not-So-Great. And the upside of goiters. Plus, we’ve got sketches about really small phallic symbols. A 13-year-old talk show...
Season 6 coming pretty soon! (new show trailer)
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - February 12, 2024 16:00 - 1 minute ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Something different for your ears. It's the Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour...!! 30-ish minutes of regular podcast-y stuff with extra bits thrown in, like comedy sketches and songs. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic •...
115: "You're gonna have to close that bathroom cuz I pooped all over it."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - January 01, 2024 12:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingInsect love. The joys of smoking. A REALLY literal book review. And Tim explains Swedish cooking. Plus Jim explains how his sister defiled an airplane restroom and MORE!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHa...
115: "Close that bathroom cuz I pooped all over it."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - January 01, 2024 12:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Insect love. The joys of smoking. A REALLY literal book review. And Tim explains Swedish cooking. Plus Jim explains how his sister defiled an airplane restroom and MORE!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Fa...
114: "An iron fist in a red, woolen mitten."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - December 25, 2023 12:00 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. A re-gifting backfire. Santa’s sordid past. And the existential hockey league. Plus-- possums, donkeys, and lubricant. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme son...
113: "It's your uncle Bosco! I bet he's an angel or something."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - December 18, 2023 12:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our week-before-Christmas show!! A gift shopping miracle. Space janitors. Another joke from our A.I. cast member. And Dave (finally) gets his day. Plus a song about Santa and a few more bits. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us a...
112: "I want to shove walnuts in me cheeks."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - December 11, 2023 12:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our in-between the holidays, kind of special, special. Winter underwear. Stupidity. More listener jokes. And CHIPMUNKS! Plus some other stuff... • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com...
111: "We sure could use an antagonist in this story."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - December 04, 2023 12:00 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Another one of our post-Thanksgiving/pre-other holidays shows! Selling your soul on-line. Sealing your driveway. Saving the planet, sort of. Plus listener jokes, a fruitcake song, and a not-so-special holiday special. • Get more laughs! Visit our website duckl...
110: "Hey little Scotch tape, you friendly fellow."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - November 27, 2023 19:00 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Media savvy pigs. Updated conspiracies. Jim helps you stay positive—really, really positive. And, yeah, Christmas songs… Plus more!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHo...
109: "Football and Thanksgivin' go together like Thanksgivin' and football!"
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - November 20, 2023 12:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our Thanksgiving Show!! Football. Pilgrims. Football. Pumpkin Spice. Football. And, of course, leftovers. Plus: Jim tells us about that time he was "making out" with a woman on her kitchen floor during a Christmas party! • Get more laughs! Visit our website duc...
108: "Would you like a butterscotch candy or a penny?"
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - November 13, 2023 12:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Punk kids. Nude theater. Backwoods cooking. And what's in an old lady’s purse. Plus more!!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards...
107: "Lawyers make money and they're also funny."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - November 06, 2023 12:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. This week is a jam-packed laugh-a-ganza: birthday bras, laughing lawyers, fun affairs, fast food comedy, bass player dating tips, talking guys, the truth about brainstorms, and lots, lots MORE!!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet ...
106: "It raises the hair on my, uh... I'll say neck."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - October 30, 2023 11:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our spooooky Halloween show! A paranormal K-Mart. A delinquent supply store. And our special guest the original horror host: Clash Taylor. Plus a few other things. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook ...
105: "Wanna buy some shrimp? They're fresh."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - October 23, 2023 11:00 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Searching for Elvis. Exotic clothing. Salad TMI. And backstage at church. And lots, lots more! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwa...
104: "Jerry and Frank find out the truth about girls."
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More - October 16, 2023 11:00 - 28 minutes ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWhat'd you like? Send us a text. David Attenborough asks the question that's on everyone's mind. Plus: knockoffs, zip codes, and murder. That and Walter's "dream sketch." • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyH...