Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
204 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingPodcast-y talk like you'd expect with a little something extra--- comedy sketches & skits, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic!! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
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130: "Time to use my fake British accent."
July 08, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys learn the meaning of "Irish Twin." Jim talks about his mom and dad's sex life. And Tim explains his dream of becoming an ambulance. Plus sketches: A French performance artist whose canvas is the beverage. First drafts of famous speeches. Satan's radio station. And more. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at S...
129: "I am, once again, completely in love with bears."
July 01, 2024 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.1 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about: how Walter’s mom occasionally got their toy poodle drunk. Jim’s kitten had a condition that caused it to run straight into walls. And Tim admits his renewed love of bears. Sketches? An On Hold experience from hell. A really, really organic cereal. And Nick Savage, Military Seamstress, the unsung hero of WWII. Plus more! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/C...
128: "Is your butt keeping you up at night?"
June 24, 2024 11:00 - 27 minutes - 19.1 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about the first time Tim tried chewing tobacco and swallowed it. Then Jim explains how he was a really creepy toddler. We play sketches about a really unsafe prescription drug, non-essential oils, frozen pizzas explained, and coverage of the first-ever Guy Pride Parade. Plus: other stuff. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by ...
127: "The inner workings of the mind of a Jell-O wrestler."
June 17, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes - 20 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss ESPN’s coverage of Cornhole championships, Pat Sajak and gameshows in general, then Walter describes that time he shot video of Jell-O wrestlers for a documentary. There are sketches about ice cream just for bachelors, Viking bathroom habits, the new song from Billie Eilish’s little sister Millie, and a boy in a plastic bag. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/...
126: "I've been suckin' on tree sap for 17 years."
June 10, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about maybe adding Duck Logic Dancers to the show, cat tranquilizers, and the new Swedish TV show where Dolph Lundgren--- yes, Ivan Drago in Rocky IV ---flips a coin for 30 minutes. Then if that weren’t enough, there’re sketches about a guy who’s constantly shot at, the return of Sid, the Cicada, relatively fun facts about Arizona, and the Chuck E. Cheese house band’s breakup. Plus, a little more! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogi...
125: "Peas. Peas. Peas. Try 'em if you please."
June 03, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about rats vs. squirrels and how Ringling Bros removed the makeup from their clowns but they’re still creepy. Then there are sketches about the upside of cannibalism, adult diapers, Alaska’s drinking problem, and other things that Jesus does. Plus, a song about peas! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at ...
124: "If it's Boeing, I'm not going."
May 27, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about the power you get from talking through a tube, starting their own airlines, and what happens when Walter smokes too much weed. Then there're sketches about cheese musicals, a really cool bouncy house, body odor, and the truth about Alabama. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Spec...
123: "It's a Dave, Dave, Dave world."
May 20, 2024 11:00 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. We’ve paused our podcast for the past few weeks while we came to grips with the tragic news that our great friend and fellow Ducker, Dave-id Dunlosky, unexpectedly passed away several weeks ago. But we’re back with this tribute show. On it, we tell Dave stories… Like the time he purposely drove a U-Haul into a car that was blocking him in an intersection, how the Jack Hailstone sketches and Joe, the Love Potato (a WLUP Chicago Jonathan Brandmeier favorite)...
122: "The only thing to fear is fear itself... and clowns."
April 08, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about that time Jim’s brother set fire to a boxcar, Tim’s coin-operated ankle monitor, and teenagers in wingtips. Then there’re sketches about art in offices, boys in the bayou, candles in manly scents, and fear. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most...
121: "The fun doesn't stop until the authorities intervene."
April 01, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys play that celebrity mortality quiz show that's sweeping the nation: “Dead or Not Dead.” Then there are sketches about a really potent sleep drug, garbage pickers, a campy summer camp, and a not-so-Olympic caliber athlete. Plus a little more. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks ...
120: "We've disappointed people before and we can do it again."
March 25, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.3 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss the lamest Willy Wonka exhibit in Scotland and a guy who could magically make stop lights turn green for him—until the cops caught on. Plus, comedy sketches about ridiculously soft toilet paper, a way too bright flashlight, peeps, and a song about water. All in all, it’s something different for your ears. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Them...
119: "They're barfin' in the back seat."
March 18, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss annoying commercials, smacking people, and The Golden Girls in drag. Plus, sketches about condiments, clown cars, and insects in love. And, of course, old ladies. In short--- something different for your ears. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most...
118: "A whoopee cushion filled with hate."
March 11, 2024 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. It’s something different for your ears--- our before-St.-Paddy’s-Day show… Tim confesses his love of the way Ireland smells. And the guys spoil the plot of a seasonal Irish favorite. Plus, creative uses for your sleeve, a guy who writes cable menu blurbs, a song about green beer, and more stuff. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp E...
117: "Honey, are you worried about your butt crack?"
March 04, 2024 12:00 - 29 minutes - 20.2 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss that truck-driver-on-a-toilet-seat commercial, X-rated hand puppets, and butt deodorant. Then we throw in comedy sketches about turbocharged La-Z-Boys, the definition of “doaky,” an indecisive driving school, and an over dramatic bus driver. All in less than 30 minutes! It’s something different for your ears… • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • ...
116: "The government limits the amount of rat hairs I can contain."
February 26, 2024 12:00 - 29 minutes - 20.1 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. We. Are. Back! With a new season and a new show! Something different for your ears… The guys talk about Jim’s new purse. Catherine, the Not-So-Great. And the upside of goiters. Plus, we’ve got sketches about really small phallic symbols. A 13-year-old talk show host. A clueless M.D. And a song of ours that Doctor Demento played. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHo...
Season 6 coming pretty soon! (new show trailer)
February 12, 2024 16:00 - 1 minute - 805 KBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Something different for your ears. It's the Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour...!! 30-ish minutes of regular podcast-y stuff with extra bits thrown in, like comedy sketches and songs. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Liste...
115: "Close that bathroom cuz I pooped all over it."
January 01, 2024 12:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Insect love. The joys of smoking. A REALLY literal book review. And Tim explains Swedish cooking. Plus Jim explains how his sister defiled an airplane restroom and MORE!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to m...
115: "You're gonna have to close that bathroom cuz I pooped all over it."
January 01, 2024 12:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MBInsect love. The joys of smoking. A REALLY literal book review. And Tim explains Swedish cooking. Plus Jim explains how his sister defiled an airplane restroom and MORE!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
114: "An iron fist in a red, woolen mitten."
December 25, 2023 12:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. A re-gifting backfire. Santa’s sordid past. And the existential hockey league. Plus-- possums, donkeys, and lubricant. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
113: "It's your uncle Bosco! I bet he's an angel or something."
December 18, 2023 12:00 - 29 minutes - 20.7 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our week-before-Christmas show!! A gift shopping miracle. Space janitors. Another joke from our A.I. cast member. And Dave (finally) gets his day. Plus a song about Santa and a few more bits. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for l...
112: "I want to shove walnuts in me cheeks."
December 11, 2023 12:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our in-between the holidays, kind of special, special. Winter underwear. Stupidity. More listener jokes. And CHIPMUNKS! Plus some other stuff... • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and ...
111: "We sure could use an antagonist in this story."
December 04, 2023 12:00 - 30 minutes - 21.1 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Another one of our post-Thanksgiving/pre-other holidays shows! Selling your soul on-line. Sealing your driveway. Saving the planet, sort of. Plus listener jokes, a fruitcake song, and a not-so-special holiday special. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our ...
110: "Hey little Scotch tape, you friendly fellow."
November 27, 2023 19:00 - 27 minutes - 19.3 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Media savvy pigs. Updated conspiracies. Jim helps you stay positive—really, really positive. And, yeah, Christmas songs… Plus more!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
109: "Football and Thanksgivin' go together like Thanksgivin' and football!"
November 20, 2023 12:00 - 29 minutes - 20.5 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our Thanksgiving Show!! Football. Pilgrims. Football. Pumpkin Spice. Football. And, of course, leftovers. Plus: Jim tells us about that time he was "making out" with a woman on her kitchen floor during a Christmas party! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of ou...
108: "Would you like a butterscotch candy or a penny?"
November 13, 2023 12:00 - 26 minutes - 18.5 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Punk kids. Nude theater. Backwoods cooking. And what's in an old lady’s purse. Plus more!!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
107: "Lawyers make money and they're also funny."
November 06, 2023 12:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. This week is a jam-packed laugh-a-ganza: birthday bras, laughing lawyers, fun affairs, fast food comedy, bass player dating tips, talking guys, the truth about brainstorms, and lots, lots MORE!!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks f...
106: "It raises the hair on my, uh... I'll say neck."
October 30, 2023 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our spooooky Halloween show! A paranormal K-Mart. A delinquent supply store. And our special guest the original horror host: Clash Taylor. Plus a few other things. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. Yo...
105: "Wanna buy some shrimp? They're fresh."
October 23, 2023 11:00 - 27 minutes - 19.2 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Searching for Elvis. Exotic clothing. Salad TMI. And backstage at church. And lots, lots more! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
104: "Jerry and Frank find out the truth about girls."
October 16, 2023 11:00 - 28 minutes - 20 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. David Attenborough asks the question that's on everyone's mind. Plus: knockoffs, zip codes, and murder. That and Walter's "dream sketch." • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
103: "I'm gonna go squeeze off a few rounds."
October 09, 2023 11:00 - 27 minutes - 19.2 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Mattel movies. Bad business ideas. The last living tollbooth attendant. Asking college kids some questions. And preppers of a different kind. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
102: "I feel that tighty whities help me as an actor."
October 02, 2023 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. PJs around the world. Wine coolers made far, far away from here. Our new A.I. cast member. And the voice of Lincoln. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
101: "Put the pizzazz back in your patootie"
September 25, 2023 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. We are back!! With a brand new season: Insects in love. Pre-wrecked cars. Bad business ideas. And bigger, better butts. Plus, the ever-popular MORE! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... a...
Season Five Teaser
September 04, 2023 13:00 - 1 minute - 1.17 MBThe next season of the Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour is right around the corner! It's Season Five, Show #101. I know, right? Exciting! Until then we've got teaser for ya. It's not much, we know. But it's all we've got for now... • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
Labor Day Around the World Bonus Bits
September 02, 2023 15:00 - 2 minutes - 1.43 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. It's Labor Day Weekend in the United States! But did you know how it's celebrated in other parts of the globe? We didn't either. So we made these bits up. (Originally played on Jonathon Brandmeier's morning show on WLUP-AM and FM in Chicago waaaay back in the day, these 3 little nuggets of satirical joy may be just the thing to go with your grilled weenies on this pretty much made up holiday.) • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Twee...
It's The Real World (After All) Dr D version
August 22, 2023 19:00 - 2 minutes - 1.56 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our parody of the amusement park classic we've all grown to "love." Dr. Demento was kind enough to play this many, many years ago. And it's since gone on to Funny Five fame... Sadly, pretty much all of the nasty things in the song are still with us. (FUN FACT: many of the Dr's fans may not know that this was an slightly edited version than the one we submitted--- and for good reason, it was long and the part he cut out was a tad, um, crass.) • Get more l...
It's The Real World (After All) uncut version
August 22, 2023 19:00 - 2 minutes - 2.07 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our parody of the amusement park classic we've all grown to "love" that made its debut on the Dr. Demento radio show many, many years ago and has been featured in his Funny Five more than a few times. Sadly, most of the nasty things in the song are still problems today. (FUN FACT: many Dr D's fans may not know that the version he plays was edited from the original we sent him. That's why we've posted here the slightly longer and a tad, um, nastier version....
100: "Where have all the Goth Gurlz gone?"
July 31, 2023 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.5 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. It’s our 100th show!! Energy drinks for dogs. Cigarettes you eat. And bacon. Plus: The guys reminisce 2½ years back to when the whole kooky thing started. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laug...
99: "Where are the bowls of fruit?!"
July 24, 2023 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. A not-so-amusement park. A potential subversive. HR Pufnstuf’s day job. Dudes in college. And maybe everyone loves Raymond a little too much. Plus, a bunch more stuff. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more...
98: "A few simple jokes that won't disturb your digestion."
July 17, 2023 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Sarcastic Martians. Test tube babies. Adult situations. Clean gutters. And more. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
97: "Got a tackle box, a red face, and a fryin' pan."
July 10, 2023 11:00 - 27 minutes - 19.3 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Stupidity. Slashers. B-listers. And fishin'. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
96: "I thought everyone was into floor licking."
July 03, 2023 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. The Constitution’s backstory. A Russian janitor. And how ‘bout that weather? Plus some other stuff. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
95: "I can almost smell the cabbage boiling"
June 26, 2023 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Smalltalk. TV dinners. Monkeys with typewriters. An invisible kid’s toy. And what’s new at the Johnson’s. Plus: more. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
94: "There're a lot of basements in China."
June 19, 2023 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Instant water. A really smalltime lawyer. Just okay home improvement. And that time we thought improv from a food truck was a good idea. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
93: “I can zap your energy faster than a PTA meeting.”
June 12, 2023 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.2 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Lil’ cars. A big phallic symbol collection. Mr. Valium. And a musical tribute to, um, self-love. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
92: "Someone must've spiked the Moscow Mules."
June 05, 2023 05:00 - 27 minutes - 19.3 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Big trucks. Barfing kids. Really thick toilet paper. Plus Zoom call TMI and more! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
91: "We should've come back loaded with STDs."
May 29, 2023 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.3 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Submissive husbands. How not to make money. And a woman waaaaaay into coffee! Plus, the guys reminisce about the time they played a bunch of spring break gigs down in Ft Lauderdale, or didn't. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for ...
90: "I am somebody. In fact, I might be two people."
May 22, 2023 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Very specific greeting cards. A musical starring the ’87 Bears. A town that gladly stores toxic waste. And a brand-new song! Plus some other stuff. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... an...
89: "Find many wives. As many as there are moons in winter."
May 15, 2023 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.2 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. A military seamstress. A clueless movie critic. The upside of junior college. Death. And phone calls from God. Plus much, much more! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
88: "Those Duck Logic pinheads kept giving me their usual BS."
May 08, 2023 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Our audio centerfold. We talk hoodies. A couple of sore subjects. And: Pirates! Plus, just a little bit more… • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
87: "I try to bring a bit of what I understand is... funk."
May 01, 2023 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MBWhat'd you like? Send us a text. Really, really natural condoms. A comedy therapist. A song for a different kind of love. And the boys get funky. Plus, of course, MORE! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Tweet us at @Duck_Logic • Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour • Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc) • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!