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Nearly News 303 Mom vs Tiger
Nearly News - September 09, 2022 04:00 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsThis weeks stories you may not have heard about: A mom battles a tiger, a woman fakes her kidnapping for the 4th time, worst deputy ever gets stung, man goes 3 days in the woods without an arm, killer caterpillars, two drugs don't make a right, Woman breaks up with BF for being too good in bed, ...
Nearly News 302 Stolen Debit Card
Nearly News - September 02, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsWhat would you do if your CC was stolen and used while you were 1000's of miles from home? Now what would you do if you met the person who did it? Join us this week for a special episode as my co-host talks about how her card was stolen and what happened when she met up with the person. It may n...
Burr Martins Nearly News 301 Aug 5
Nearly News - August 06, 2022 02:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsWe're back with season 3 of the popular and world-renowned Nearly News where an older married couple discuss the strangest news stories of the week. This weeks stories talk about a real life Squid Games, Don't shoot people over cold fries, Inmate used hemorrhoid cream to open hole in jail, Ch...
Burr Martin Nearly News 232 May 12
Nearly News - May 13, 2022 03:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsWe're back (again) with more true, crazy stories from around the world. Woman loses phone in Honeybucket, Youtuber fakes crash, I find out what a Fictosexual is, twins raised in separate countries so which one is smarter? Woman has regular tuesday at Walmart breakdown, yet another mysterious Rus...
Burr Martin Nearly News 231 March 24th
Nearly News - March 25, 2022 01:00 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsKylie Jenner names her kid...JUST KIDDING, shot glass spends 4 years with a woman, Ukrainian Playboy stranded with several models: thoughts and prayers, a model who only gets turned on by looking at herself, dog isn't gay but owners are morons, Uber Eater steals pup, criminal stealing gas runs o...
Burr Martin Nearly News 230 Officer Popeye
Nearly News - March 18, 2022 17:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsThis week: Keeping gold in a cardboard box, New Zealand loves libraries, stealing gas in an SUV, Blake Reign - Sexy homeless male model, "My Meth may not be Meth, officer", The Aristocrats in car form, hugging for cash, Doing drugs in the cops parking lot and stealing Redbull. Plus, 5 gross fac...
Burr Martin Nearly News 229 I Quit My Job
Nearly News - March 11, 2022 03:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsThis weeks commercial break free podcast not only touches on me quitting my job of 8 years, but also talks about: Parachuting Spiders, A Missing Box of Heads, Woman Fakes Her Kidnapping, Mom Brings Gun to Teenage Fight Club, Naked Neighbors, Teacher Bites Students Over a Jar of Pickles and more!...
Burr Martin Nearly News 228 Babies On The Loose
Nearly News - March 04, 2022 05:00 - 33 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsBringing you (and my wife who stays away from the news) the craziest headlines of the week. This week we bring you a commercial free and Covid free episode with a man who cheats on his sex doll with an ashtray, burying family at the beach, kids charged with shooting....silly string, babies plan ...
Burr Martin Nearly News 227 Bits On Show
Nearly News - February 18, 2022 03:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsDrowning sex dolls, money under you staircase, coin toss frozen twin, singles preferring stability over looks, driving away on a getaway suitcase, my skeleton is my co-pilot and more strange news from all over the World. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/...
Burr Martin Nearly News 226 Death and Dying
Nearly News - February 11, 2022 02:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsThis weeks stories take a grim turn with Teen Moms new "job", Dying in Italy, Man Jumps Into Moms Grave, Dont Name Children After Shampoo, Fake DEA Trainer, Missing Shoes, Pile of Birds and more! Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/i...
Burr Martin Nearly News 225 Win Our Contest
Nearly News - February 03, 2022 03:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratings** CONTEST EDITION ** I am looking for some help in branding this podcast and I need your help. I would like to see how other people would describe our show, so what I need is this. 1) Listen to our show. I'm not asking you to subscribe, to share or rate, just simply listen to a good portion of...
Burr Martin Nearly News 224 Friends With Lotion
Nearly News - January 21, 2022 03:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsA slight warning for this episode as one of the articles we talk about involves some rather "randy" talk. While nothing explicit, listener discretion is advised. This weeks true stories: Cracker Barrel rolls out 9 Mil for a glass of water, Hong Kong declares war on Hamsters, Prince Andrews weir...
Burr Martin Nearly News 223 North Korean Burrito
Nearly News - January 14, 2022 00:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsBetween drinking urine, jail for the un-vaxxed, Kim Jong Un II inventing the burrito, Jeremy Clarksons smashed testicles, a rich badger, 106 year olds Big Mac attack, Alexa trying to kill us, banished words and nose beads, its been a wild week and we're going to break it all down for you. Please...
Burr Martin Nearly News 222 Jars, Crabs and Cannibals
Nearly News - January 06, 2022 22:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsStarting out the year with a bang, we've got stories about golf hating crabs, crime spree cats, testicle eating cannibals, North Korea strange mourning process, woman strips for a mask, Meth cereal, erected erections, Taliban beheading mannequins and more. Plus, we touch on Nostradamus's 2022 pi...
Burr Martin Nearly News 221 Christmas Crimes
Nearly News - December 24, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsJoin us for a few last laughs of the year in this commercial free Christmas roundup for the funniest, strangest and most bizarre true crime stories from Christmas times including bath salt decorators, drunken Santa's, true facts and ironic gifts. We'd also like to take this time to remind all o...
Burr Martin Nearly News 220 Lipo Camels
Nearly News - December 17, 2021 00:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsFrom cheating in the Camel Beauty Pageants, farting in jars for cash, Joe Bidens Weather Machine, naked, drunk and getting fast food, Scorpions shut down city, eggs in your Xmas tree and more weird stories. Plus, strange Xmas traditions. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.appl...
Burr Martin Nearly News 219 Better Late Than Never
Nearly News - December 11, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsWhat a weird week. A breastfeeding cat-lady, Bomb in the bum, Faking an arm for Covid, Hercules Tesicless, Nein Balls, a Guinea Pig hairdresser, How to Google a murder and more. Plus Weird Xmas facts. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-n...
Burr Martin Nearly News 218 Take A Bite
Nearly News - December 03, 2021 02:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsEverybody still seems hungry as we bring stories of the Russian cannibal, a zombie nurse and a spider that bite through your fingernail, plus desperate wedding, doing the McNasty, Der Vaccination & thank goodness PETA has rescued Gorilla models. That and more so laugh along with us. Please Rate...
Burr Martin Nearly News 217 Naked Icebreaker
Nearly News - November 25, 2021 03:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsTake a break, hide from your In-Laws and have a quick laugh at this weeks stories: A Woman's "foot prisons", Soldier Gets Too Close to Others Privates, Throwing Timbits, Dead Man Wakes Up, Woman Can't Stand Herself, Soon To Be Ex-Wife Gives Husband Rules, Machete vs. Gun, Covid Party Does What I...
Burr Martin Nearly News 216 Winter Crack
Nearly News - November 19, 2021 05:00 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsNews stories this week: Stranger puts blankets over students, An alarm for cursing, going to far at the TSA, Splash zones are now at rock concerts, Rent A Hitman is not a real website, Winter vagina and more! Plus, scary, true facts about our World. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://p...
Burr Martin Nearly News 215 Don't Eat That
Nearly News - November 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsThis weeks episode brings you Tom Hanks sells Rita WILSON, Vegan condoms are a thing, Paul Rudd man crush, Dakota Johnson is the worst Secret Santa, Woman wants to sleep with 1,000 men, naked at the theater, JFK is a no show, 30 minute massage for the Vaccinated and more. Please Rate or Review ...
Burr Martin Nearly News 214 Dog Snob
Nearly News - November 05, 2021 03:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsWe're back with a wild and weird episode. From hiding your valuables in your sex doll, fight at a dog show, when Ketchup is too sexy, breastfeeding kids at age....well, you'll just have to listen. Plus a whole lot more and even a trip to our favorite twitter page Scan BC. Please Rate or Review ...
Burr Martin Nearly News Special: Spokane Ghostbusters
Nearly News - October 23, 2021 23:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsSpokane Ghostbusters is an audio adventure unlike anything you've heard before. Featuring a great cast, original script and even it's own original soundtrack, all available for free! When Spokane suddenly comes under attack by children's toys, its up to a new group of paranormal eliminators to ...
Burr Martin Nearly News 213 Game Show Secrets
Nearly News - October 22, 2021 03:00 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsIn this commercial free episode, I talk about what went on from beginning to end while being asked to go on Jay Leno's YOU BET YOUR LIFE. Then its back to nonsense news with a finger gun bandit, a 12 inch tumor, a home invader just gives up, free adult film with your weather and more! Please Ra...
Burr Martin Nearly News 212 Bite Size Episode
Nearly News - October 15, 2021 01:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsA smaller version of the show this week because Life happens when you're making podcasts. This week, join us for a man who his his own search party, a woman's polite murder confession, fart proof blankets, the universe tries to kill a woman and more. Also, if you'd like to know what its like b...
Burr Martin Nearly News 211 Broke Back Martin
Nearly News - October 09, 2021 03:00 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsA shorter episode this week due to me on a massive amount of pain killers, but that didn't stop me from recording this for you! Stories ranging from testicle biting fish, testicle biting centipedes, chicken nugget shenanigans and getting cocaine with your lottery money. Please Rate or Review us...
Burr Martin Nearly News 210 Monkey Stalker
Nearly News - October 01, 2021 04:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsHeadlines this week range from Monkey stalkers, to Ape sexual shenanigans, monkey kidnappers and rules for a threesome. Plus a whole lot more! Join us for the fun, stay for the gross anatomy stories. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-ne...
Burr Martin Nearly News 209 Solo Wedding
Nearly News - September 11, 2021 23:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsHeadlines This week: Naked Woman Drives Golf Cart Through Police, Florida Mom Helps Beat Up Middle Schooler, Model Marries Herself, Fake Influencer Fakes Cry For Real Money, Rapper Hooks Gold Hair To Skull, Nick Cannon Keeps Procreating, Nun Dances With Skeleton, Fake Farmers - Real DeWormer, Ve...
Burr Martin Nearly News 208 GOT Stab?
Nearly News - September 10, 2021 04:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsNews stories this week: China bans effeminate men, Man Throws Manhood Out Of Car Window, Spider Venom May Cure Covid, Next Speaker is Phil McKracken, Man Sues Parents For Porn, Woman Poisons Her...uh...yeah, Couple Charges No Show Wedding Guests, Shootout Over Haircut, UFO Over Toronto Is Nuts, ...
Burr Martin Nearly News 207 Fantasy Woman
Nearly News - September 02, 2021 23:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsHeadlines this week: WiFi Password is GetVaccinated, Woman Wears Space Helmet To Protest, Man Eats Memory Cards To Hide Evidence, Mans Bulge Turns Out To Be Fake, Live In Lover Shoots Lover In Living Room, Please Pick Up Your Sex Doll At The Police Station, I Married A Real Fake Adult Zombie Do...
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