Nearly News
158 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsNearly News podcast is hosted by Burr Martin, the Internet's "#SelfieDad", who was made famous worldwide overnight by recreating my daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of over 30 years, he uses his 14 years of radio experience to bring you the strangest/funniest, but true news stories from around the World.
It's been compared to SNL's News Update and a great morning radio show. (Bi-weekly)
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Episodes
Nearly News 303 Mom vs Tiger
September 09, 2022 04:00 - 37 minutes - 26 MBThis weeks stories you may not have heard about: A mom battles a tiger, a woman fakes her kidnapping for the 4th time, worst deputy ever gets stung, man goes 3 days in the woods without an arm, killer caterpillars, two drugs don't make a right, Woman breaks up with BF for being too good in bed, wanted: vomiting on command, show and tell with an RPG, and more! Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOU...
Nearly News 302 Stolen Debit Card
September 02, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBWhat would you do if your CC was stolen and used while you were 1000's of miles from home? Now what would you do if you met the person who did it? Join us this week for a special episode as my co-host talks about how her card was stolen and what happened when she met up with the person. It may not have ended how you think. Plus more weird news like sperm jewelry, a 20 ft tapeworm, a pastor calling his flock "too poor", doing the deed on a Ferris wheel and proving there's two types of people ...
Burr Martins Nearly News 301 Aug 5
August 06, 2022 02:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MBWe're back with season 3 of the popular and world-renowned Nearly News where an older married couple discuss the strangest news stories of the week. This weeks stories talk about a real life Squid Games, Don't shoot people over cold fries, Inmate used hemorrhoid cream to open hole in jail, Chrisley Knows Jail Time, Equifax will be ok, a poo in the sea, Icelands horse emailers, breastfeeding in the pool and more! So listen in and have a laugh. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://po...
Burr Martin Nearly News 232 May 12
May 13, 2022 03:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MBWe're back (again) with more true, crazy stories from around the world. Woman loses phone in Honeybucket, Youtuber fakes crash, I find out what a Fictosexual is, twins raised in separate countries so which one is smarter? Woman has regular tuesday at Walmart breakdown, yet another mysterious Russian death, you're never too old to rob a bank, getting stabbed at the urinal and more! Plus heroes get the last laugh on HOA's. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podc...
Burr Martin Nearly News 231 March 24th
March 25, 2022 01:00 - 37 minutes - 26 MBKylie Jenner names her kid...JUST KIDDING, shot glass spends 4 years with a woman, Ukrainian Playboy stranded with several models: thoughts and prayers, a model who only gets turned on by looking at herself, dog isn't gay but owners are morons, Uber Eater steals pup, criminal stealing gas runs out of....well.....Yeezy thief takes off on foot, take your kid to Meth Day, Drug Lord becomes Batman villain, Plus, 5 weird facts and one we still don't understand. Please Rate or Review us on iTun...
Burr Martin Nearly News 230 Officer Popeye
March 18, 2022 17:00 - 41 minutes - 28.2 MBThis week: Keeping gold in a cardboard box, New Zealand loves libraries, stealing gas in an SUV, Blake Reign - Sexy homeless male model, "My Meth may not be Meth, officer", The Aristocrats in car form, hugging for cash, Doing drugs in the cops parking lot and stealing Redbull. Plus, 5 gross facts you may not know. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch ...
Burr Martin Nearly News 229 I Quit My Job
March 11, 2022 03:00 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MBThis weeks commercial break free podcast not only touches on me quitting my job of 8 years, but also talks about: Parachuting Spiders, A Missing Box of Heads, Woman Fakes Her Kidnapping, Mom Brings Gun to Teenage Fight Club, Naked Neighbors, Teacher Bites Students Over a Jar of Pickles and more! Plus, some outrageous ways people have quit their job. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: h...
Burr Martin Nearly News 228 Babies On The Loose
March 04, 2022 05:00 - 33 minutes - 23 MBBringing you (and my wife who stays away from the news) the craziest headlines of the week. This week we bring you a commercial free and Covid free episode with a man who cheats on his sex doll with an ashtray, burying family at the beach, kids charged with shooting....silly string, babies plan daring escape from Daycare, sleeping with her sister to save money, Waffle House attack #237, teacher tapes students shoes to his ankles and a bus driver gives his own covid tests to kids. Please Rat...
Burr Martin Nearly News 227 Bits On Show
February 18, 2022 03:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MBDrowning sex dolls, money under you staircase, coin toss frozen twin, singles preferring stability over looks, driving away on a getaway suitcase, my skeleton is my co-pilot and more strange news from all over the World. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/...
Burr Martin Nearly News 226 Death and Dying
February 11, 2022 02:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MBThis weeks stories take a grim turn with Teen Moms new "job", Dying in Italy, Man Jumps Into Moms Grave, Dont Name Children After Shampoo, Fake DEA Trainer, Missing Shoes, Pile of Birds and more! Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ T...
Burr Martin Nearly News 225 Win Our Contest
February 03, 2022 03:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MB** CONTEST EDITION ** I am looking for some help in branding this podcast and I need your help. I would like to see how other people would describe our show, so what I need is this. 1) Listen to our show. I'm not asking you to subscribe, to share or rate, just simply listen to a good portion of the episode. 2) Email me at [email protected] and tell me how you would describe our podcast to someone. I'm looking for a different way to "brand" the show. Please don't just send something...
Burr Martin Nearly News 224 Friends With Lotion
January 21, 2022 03:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBA slight warning for this episode as one of the articles we talk about involves some rather "randy" talk. While nothing explicit, listener discretion is advised. This weeks true stories: Cracker Barrel rolls out 9 Mil for a glass of water, Hong Kong declares war on Hamsters, Prince Andrews weird bear bed, Big Game hunter goes after wife, Hulksters Hoax, Bug moves into mans head, Cops catch Pokemon instead of crooks, a noisy toilet, a 3 eyed calf, Woman uses special "Man Lotion" on face, Pa...
Burr Martin Nearly News 223 North Korean Burrito
January 14, 2022 00:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MBBetween drinking urine, jail for the un-vaxxed, Kim Jong Un II inventing the burrito, Jeremy Clarksons smashed testicles, a rich badger, 106 year olds Big Mac attack, Alexa trying to kill us, banished words and nose beads, its been a wild week and we're going to break it all down for you. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://w...
Burr Martin Nearly News 222 Jars, Crabs and Cannibals
January 06, 2022 22:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBStarting out the year with a bang, we've got stories about golf hating crabs, crime spree cats, testicle eating cannibals, North Korea strange mourning process, woman strips for a mask, Meth cereal, erected erections, Taliban beheading mannequins and more. Plus, we touch on Nostradamus's 2022 picks for the new year. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch...
Burr Martin Nearly News 221 Christmas Crimes
December 24, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBJoin us for a few last laughs of the year in this commercial free Christmas roundup for the funniest, strangest and most bizarre true crime stories from Christmas times including bath salt decorators, drunken Santa's, true facts and ironic gifts. We'd also like to take this time to remind all our listeners that we completely thank and love each one of you for letting us into your ear holes each week. Your love and support keep us going. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts....
Burr Martin Nearly News 220 Lipo Camels
December 17, 2021 00:00 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MBFrom cheating in the Camel Beauty Pageants, farting in jars for cash, Joe Bidens Weather Machine, naked, drunk and getting fast food, Scorpions shut down city, eggs in your Xmas tree and more weird stories. Plus, strange Xmas traditions. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Facebook: https:/...
Burr Martin Nearly News 219 Better Late Than Never
December 11, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBWhat a weird week. A breastfeeding cat-lady, Bomb in the bum, Faking an arm for Covid, Hercules Tesicless, Nein Balls, a Guinea Pig hairdresser, How to Google a murder and more. Plus Weird Xmas facts. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperienc...
Burr Martin Nearly News 218 Take A Bite
December 03, 2021 02:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBEverybody still seems hungry as we bring stories of the Russian cannibal, a zombie nurse and a spider that bite through your fingernail, plus desperate wedding, doing the McNasty, Der Vaccination & thank goodness PETA has rescued Gorilla models. That and more so laugh along with us. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 Catch me on THRILLZ: https://www.thrillz.co.uk/talent/burr.martin.selfiedad?share&fbclid=IwAR2jRimB...
Burr Martin Nearly News 217 Naked Icebreaker
November 25, 2021 03:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBTake a break, hide from your In-Laws and have a quick laugh at this weeks stories: A Woman's "foot prisons", Soldier Gets Too Close to Others Privates, Throwing Timbits, Dead Man Wakes Up, Woman Can't Stand Herself, Soon To Be Ex-Wife Gives Husband Rules, Machete vs. Gun, Covid Party Does What It Should and more! Plus, "Things You Can Say In The Bedroom and Thanksgiving" and Five Freaky Facts. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/...
Burr Martin Nearly News 216 Winter Crack
November 19, 2021 05:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MBNews stories this week: Stranger puts blankets over students, An alarm for cursing, going to far at the TSA, Splash zones are now at rock concerts, Rent A Hitman is not a real website, Winter vagina and more! Plus, scary, true facts about our World. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Faceb...
Burr Martin Nearly News 215 Don't Eat That
November 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBThis weeks episode brings you Tom Hanks sells Rita WILSON, Vegan condoms are a thing, Paul Rudd man crush, Dakota Johnson is the worst Secret Santa, Woman wants to sleep with 1,000 men, naked at the theater, JFK is a no show, 30 minute massage for the Vaccinated and more. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/...
Burr Martin Nearly News 214 Dog Snob
November 05, 2021 03:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBWe're back with a wild and weird episode. From hiding your valuables in your sex doll, fight at a dog show, when Ketchup is too sexy, breastfeeding kids at age....well, you'll just have to listen. Plus a whole lot more and even a trip to our favorite twitter page Scan BC. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/h...
Burr Martin Nearly News Special: Spokane Ghostbusters
October 23, 2021 23:00 - 26 minutes - 17.9 MBSpokane Ghostbusters is an audio adventure unlike anything you've heard before. Featuring a great cast, original script and even it's own original soundtrack, all available for free! When Spokane suddenly comes under attack by children's toys, its up to a new group of paranormal eliminators to save the day. I believe this is the 10th anniversary of making this, back before we knew there would even be any more Ghostbusters media. Starring in alphabetical order: Glenn Bauman RJ Huntman Tin...
Burr Martin Nearly News 213 Game Show Secrets
October 22, 2021 03:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBIn this commercial free episode, I talk about what went on from beginning to end while being asked to go on Jay Leno's YOU BET YOUR LIFE. Then its back to nonsense news with a finger gun bandit, a 12 inch tumor, a home invader just gives up, free adult film with your weather and more! Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www...
Burr Martin Nearly News 212 Bite Size Episode
October 15, 2021 01:00 - 31 minutes - 21.8 MBA smaller version of the show this week because Life happens when you're making podcasts. This week, join us for a man who his his own search party, a woman's polite murder confession, fart proof blankets, the universe tries to kill a woman and more. Also, if you'd like to know what its like behind the scenes of being involved in a televised game show, tune in next week when I tell you all the details! Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-n...
Burr Martin Nearly News 211 Broke Back Martin
October 09, 2021 03:00 - 39 minutes - 27.5 MBA shorter episode this week due to me on a massive amount of pain killers, but that didn't stop me from recording this for you! Stories ranging from testicle biting fish, testicle biting centipedes, chicken nugget shenanigans and getting cocaine with your lottery money. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/her...
Burr Martin Nearly News 210 Monkey Stalker
October 01, 2021 04:00 - 54 minutes - 37.1 MBHeadlines this week range from Monkey stalkers, to Ape sexual shenanigans, monkey kidnappers and rules for a threesome. Plus a whole lot more! Join us for the fun, stay for the gross anatomy stories. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience...
Burr Martin Nearly News 209 Solo Wedding
September 11, 2021 23:00 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MBHeadlines This week: Naked Woman Drives Golf Cart Through Police, Florida Mom Helps Beat Up Middle Schooler, Model Marries Herself, Fake Influencer Fakes Cry For Real Money, Rapper Hooks Gold Hair To Skull, Nick Cannon Keeps Procreating, Nun Dances With Skeleton, Fake Farmers - Real DeWormer, Vet Loses A Ton Of Weapons, Women Say The Devil Made Them Steal, Phone Calls Deceased Loved Ones, Airport Dogs have 99% Success Rate at Finding Covid, Lawyer Dresses as Serial Killer, Covid Infected Wom...
Burr Martin Nearly News 208 GOT Stab?
September 10, 2021 04:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MBNews stories this week: China bans effeminate men, Man Throws Manhood Out Of Car Window, Spider Venom May Cure Covid, Next Speaker is Phil McKracken, Man Sues Parents For Porn, Woman Poisons Her...uh...yeah, Couple Charges No Show Wedding Guests, Shootout Over Haircut, UFO Over Toronto Is Nuts, Poopy-Faced Mugger, Sumo No-No, San Fran Pays For Non-Violence, Shopkeeper Runs Away With Lotto Ticket Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-new...
Burr Martin Nearly News 207 Fantasy Woman
September 02, 2021 23:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MBHeadlines this week: WiFi Password is GetVaccinated, Woman Wears Space Helmet To Protest, Man Eats Memory Cards To Hide Evidence, Mans Bulge Turns Out To Be Fake, Live In Lover Shoots Lover In Living Room, Please Pick Up Your Sex Doll At The Police Station, I Married A Real Fake Adult Zombie Doll, Not A Fake Zombie Child, Man Caught Jogging With His Pants Down, Man Tattoos Vaccination Proof, Tom Cruise Lands In Families Field Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/u...
Burr Martin Nearly News 206 Skin Monkey
August 27, 2021 01:00 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MBStrange stories this week include: A Deadly Roller Coaster, Attacking Australian Magpies, Soup For Shots, My Chimp, My Lover, 1 Hotdog Can Take 35 Minutes of Your Life, Stop Weeing On My House, Couple Fakes Vaccine Card for 4 Year Old, 5,000 Cans Of Pee. Take One Down... Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/he...
Burr Martin Nearly News 205 Its Not Pineapple
August 20, 2021 00:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBHeadlines this week: Man Gets Beans Above the Frank, 1,263 Calls For A Fetish, reminder: Methane Kills, Bread Is Now A Weapon, When a Pea Costs You Your Deposit, Wash Ya Pillows!, My Murder Clients Favorite Color Is Purple, We're Just Like Animals, There's a Horse...In His Bedroom, Kimchi Fridge Comes With Bonus, Mystery Puddle in UK, Cue Benny Hill Music, Covid Stops Gunshot Victims Surgery, Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-new...
Burr Martin Nearly News 204 Don't Taunt Covid
August 13, 2021 00:00 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MBNEWS STORIES THIS WEEK OJ Fears the Real Killer? Utah Citizens Find Cox Unappealing Woman Sues McDonalds For Lent Your Dog Wants Beer Bank Robber Doesn't Believe In Quitting Female Monkey Breaks the Glass Ceiling Killing Yourself For LIKES Isn't Worth It Let Those Piggies Breath When You Quit With Class Please Do Not Taunt Dynamite Covid Man Charges Friend 47 cents for Fries British Couple Lives in the Past Anti Vaxxers Keep Being Dumb Please Do Not Tattoo Kids in McDonalds Don't Bite A Sna...
Burr Martin Nearly News 203 Bugger Off
August 06, 2021 06:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MBNews stories we bring you this week: De-wormer is not Fauci approved Breaching Quarantine with a Drone Stroking Leads to Stroke Priest Worships Ye Old Grindr Naked Boaters Flapping in the Wind You Moved the Badgers but not the bodies! Rugby-Like Grannies Thwart Thieves When You Hire the Home Alone Bandits to Kidnap Your Wife 100 Year Old White Castle Yelp Review Mentions Killer Croc Have It Your Way, With this 9MM Please Don't Hammock on the Power Lines Get The Covid Shot, Worm!...
Burr Martin Nearly News 202 Attention Blanket
July 23, 2021 00:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBNews stories this week include: Foot-race Leads To Shoot-out Teacher Colonizes Student Eggplant Pregnant Man Emoji Man Locks Up His Willy Bride Judges Guests By Present Amount Please Don't Pee In Our Ocean 67, 68, 70 degrees No Sweat Operation Leads To Death Man Tries To Grand Theft Auto An Airplane $8,000 Puppy Kidnapped Officer Chased By Planet Thieves Pretend To Be Power Employees Acid Spitting Lobsters Are Here Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/...
Burr Martin Nearly News 201 Monkey Needs Pants
July 16, 2021 01:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBNews stories this week include: Half Naked Monkey Costume helps kids read "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that YOUR kidney?" Firm and Erect Penis Statues For No Reason Influencer Selfie Strikes Again Don't Drop Your Kid Off On A Deserted Island (But I Understand) Please Don't Take Selfies Of Lightning 4 People, 1 Cheater, 49 Stop Lights Naming Your Baby After Your Mistress Hitler Comments In Yearbook Over 100 People See The Rabies Exhibit Ringworm? "There's Nothin' Wrong With It" Every Wife ...
Burr Martin Nearly News 200th Episode !
June 25, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBWe did it! Not only do we have a lot of fun during this show, but we read some of your emails, talk about the origins of the podcast, the inside reasons for things and Taylor stops by to play "Rap or Crap: Canadian edition" News stories this week include: My son, My Uncle England vs Scotland vs Kilt Joker poisons the water Basement Jail Free chalk outline Handcuffs didn't work? Slipping on a banana peel The Cops are coming kid! Sex couch Steve-O's Pubic Bigfoot costume Naked int...
Burr Martin Nearly News 199 Swasticle
June 18, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBNearly news stories for this week: Rob Riggles Weirdo Ex Post Malone Wastes Money Getting Bezos To Lead Us To Idocracy Men Are Pigs A Whale Of A Tale Stealing Babies....Names Nazi Testicles When Teenagers Barely Leave Home Thou Shalt Not Embezzle Gomert Goes To The Moon 99 Problems But 10 Babies Ain't One The San Francisco Hummer WATCH THIS EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr Listen commercial fr...
Burr Martin Nearly News 198 Its Just A Cookie
June 11, 2021 05:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MBNearly news for this week: 7,700 Pennies But A Wheat Ain't One The Penguin Stabs Someone Selling Air As Art Marrying The Sister During The Wedding Lil Uzi Starts To Ooze Hey Fellow Kids, I'm One Of You Judge? Can I Lie Now? A Murder Of Crows Cockapoos A Baby Is Not A Football Oceans 2 1/2 No Shirt, No Shoes, but Mask Texas Hates Cookies Getting A Head In The Poles WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/tuWRoYEuLLs Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestud...
Burr Martin Nearly News 197 Weiner Free
June 04, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBWe're back in the studio with a fresh week of crazy headlines. This week we discuss: Feeding a child Ethnic Food is now considered a crime. Maybe get a second opinion before cremating Grandma The Ceiling Fan of Blood Washing away $26 million dollars Gender Reveals need to stop When 6 inches is too big When your kid moves out...to the garden. Guns and genitals are apparently a thing Mickey Mouse doesn't want to see your boobs When Burger King buns get too much attention Charging $5 t...
Burr Martin Nearly News Throwback #183
May 28, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBWarning* This one goes off the rails a few times and discusses certain body parts like an old married couple would as we try report some of the crazy news stories of the week like Disney changing its rides, which leads us to "Is Gung Ho racist" to a woman stopping a robber with "seduction", looking for fights in a bar, ceiling cat has a friend and "Tank tops on airplanes". Working Class Man performed by Jimmy Barnes Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ Twitter @burrma...
Burr Martin Nearly News Throwback 155
May 21, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 43 MBI think one of our funnest shows. First we tackle my work ethic, then this weeks true, odd news stories including gorilla suited mistakes, Moses of Harlem, stabbed with a candy cane and dirty talk gone wrong. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ Twitter @burrmartin Instagram @therealburrmartin Please rate and review on Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-burr-martin-experience-pod-467609 Listen on any platform. Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spreaker, O...
Burr Martin Nearly News 196 Disappointing Confessions
May 14, 2021 13:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MBThis weeks news: A Spanish Teacher Gets Spicy On Zoom A 4 Year Olds Giant Amazon Order Politician Drives While Zoom Zoom Covid and the Bee Squad Naked Nerf Is No No Fastest Baby In The West When Your Doctor Gets Touchy Baby Times Nine Taco Bells New Cigg-Lupa Also, a NEW podcast! Join Mike Wren, a money manager, Investment advisor and car enthusiast and Chris "Burr" Martin, an entertainer , comedian, viral internet celebrity and 100% geek, as they discuss a multitude of subjects. https:/...
Burr Martin Nearly News 195 Bag Of
May 08, 2021 03:00 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MBThis weeks headlines include: Dont Mess With Bali as an influencer gets arrested for painting a mask on. 60mph Baby: Delivering a baby in a roundabout. Sex Grenade: Sometimes a grenade is NOT a grenade. Oceans 90: Two elderly people escape a rest home by an incredible idea. Dont Look in the Hole: A man is trapped in a porta potty. Disco is Life: A man gets into a fight over a $20 Disco ball Worst Roomate Ever: When asked to leave, this roommate went nuts! And More! Also, a NEW podcast! Join...
Burr Martin Nearly News 194 Rental Please Return
May 01, 2021 04:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBThis weeks headlines include: Burning For Biden Felony Renting Birthday Scammer Lap-dancing Field Trip Canadian Beaver Cable Meth Lottery Doggie Poo DNA And More! When The Rain Comes Down by Andy Taylor WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/CTV9CI_oRKo Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ Twitter @burrmartin Instagram @the...
Burr Martin Nearly News 193 Mini Episode
April 23, 2021 03:00 - 34 minutes - 24 MBA smaller episode this week as life happened while we made Podcast plans. This weeks headlines include: Its Like Cheating On Your Wedding Day Elephant 1 - Poacher 0 A Bazooka By Any Other Name Maskless Moron Makes Mayhem Three Years Of Litter Monk Tries To Get AHead Discount For Heroes And More! WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/CTV9CI_oRKo Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr...
Burr Martin Nearly News 192 Thankful For Stupid
April 16, 2021 00:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MBThis weeks headlines include: Dances With Organs A Trouple of Love Dolls Toppings or Your Life Million Dollar Dollar Store My Savior is Bigger Than Yours When Renting Becomes Storage Burning While Bored and two of the worst people we've ever reported. WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/CTV9CI_oRKo Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmart...
Burr Martin Nearly News 191 What Is Love
March 31, 2021 21:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MBLaugh for an hour as we discuss: The Mafia Cook Stranded Slingshot Passengers Lil Nas Scares the Straights Shakespeare and Dumber Wormnado Love and Briefcases Stuck Suez Sex Toys Dumper Ambulance Night Light Moans When Crows Attack and More! WATCH LAST WEEKS PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/CTV9CI_oRKo Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartine...
Burr Martin Nearly News 190 Masks and Meth
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