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Knife of Dreams: Chapters 23-26

Tar Valon Or Bust - April 17, 2024 12:30 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 36 ratings
It's the best section yet, hands down!!! While we (inevitably) have quibbles, we are also over the moon -- especially about this Egwene chapter, y'all. Next section: Chapters 27-31 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episode 282: R.I.P. Talmanes (PSYCH!)

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - April 08, 2024 12:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
We're off to a pretty slow start with ch. 1–2. We get more of Rand's Weird Era, not to mention his Deadbeat Dad Era (the cat's in the cradle ...), plus the Arousal/Anger Constant, Black Tower Propaganda, Androl Is Bella Swan, and a whole lot of Genre Confusion.

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Where's Kevin?? | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast

Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast - April 03, 2024 13:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 73 ratings
We're back! Our long national nightmare is over! Kevin overslept though, so there's that. We've got Eyes & Ears, WoTHot, we empty the mail sack, we forget to do a new commercial...we are very good at podcast. Also, donate to Jenny's GoFundMe so she can come to WoTCoN! You're welcome. 🛫 Send Je...

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Knife of Dreams: Chapters 16-22

Tar Valon Or Bust - April 03, 2024 12:30 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 36 ratings
Jenn and Preeti continue to disagree on which of these recent sections are better, but are in full agreement about competence, Nynaeve (!!!!), and the effectiveness of Jordan's horror and action sequences. Next episode: Chapters 23-26 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

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Episode 281: R.I.P. Darrell K. Sweet

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - April 01, 2024 12:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
We read the prologue (yes, the entire prologue) of AMoL and talk about pacing and heroism, plus Sally's Psychic Powers, Rand's Tibetan Sky Burial, New Sword Move: Piss Your Pants, the Sequel to "The Village," and the Myrddraal Breakroom. Transcript

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Knife of Dreams: Chapters 10-15

Tar Valon Or Bust - March 20, 2024 12:30 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 36 ratings
While their opinions about specifics differ, both Jenn and Preeti continue to enjoy this book for the most part. More secrets are revealed! Things (almost) start to happen! Next section: Chapters 16-22 Please note: These episodes were recorded in advance of Preeti's vacation. Get bonus conte...

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Episode 280: Don't You Want to Rescue Me?

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - March 19, 2024 00:29 - 46 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
We finish up ToM with celebrations of Gawyn's Puka Shell Necklace, Pevara's Hut, the Tower of Ghenjei Locksmith, Graendal's Turbo Hell, and Olver's Mail Fraud, while condemning how ultimately pointless Moiraine's "death" was.

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Controlled Chaos (Barely) | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast

Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast - March 13, 2024 12:59 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 73 ratings
Naebs left us for dead again ("I have a job" he says), but we actually did pretty okay without him. So welcome to The New TVAD starring everyone but Naebs. Please to enjoy Lini's Advice Hive, Small Talk, WoT Hot, and some other stuff probably. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarv...

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Episode 279: A Creepily Slow Rendition of "Bad Romance"

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - March 11, 2024 12:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
Welcome to the Tower of Ghenjei! Is that David Bowie? For ch. 53–55, we talk about the Need to Be Told "No," Gay Old Dens, Helm's Deep Recruitment, the Finn Serving You-Know-What, Dune Box Mist, and Melodramatic Screaming.  Transcript

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Knife of Dreams: Chapters 3-9

Tar Valon Or Bust - March 07, 2024 20:18 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 36 ratings
Brace yourselves -- while the pacing is definitely better, we have a looooooootttttt of problems with this section. (Jenn is grateful for the info-dumps, though!) Next section: Chapters 10-15 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episode 278: The 9/11 Episode of "Bones"

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - March 04, 2024 13:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
For ch. 50–52, we talk about Elayne's Bobby Fischer Political Move, her Pet Frenchmen, Libel/Slander Against Lews Therin, the Little Sun Tzu in Emily's Brain, Uber Driver Perrin, and B. Sanderson's Inversion of Terry Pratchett's "Boots Theory."  

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Episode 277: Babies Channeling

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - February 26, 2024 13:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
You know, like balefire, from their eyeballs? Like laser vision? Anyway. For ch. 48–49 we discuss how Everything is the Aiel's Fault, Rand's Mega Sperm, Asmodean Moiraine, and the Cowboy Lightbringers. Transcript

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I Swear to God, It's the Lag | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast

Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast - February 20, 2024 18:58 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 73 ratings
We're back! Naebs has recovered from the plague, Jess has a 5-day headache, Jenny is harassed by that song clip (you know the one), and Kevin is charming. There's Eyes and Ears, Mail Sack, WoT Hot, and Kevin wrote something that we can't remember now because tbh that was like 2 days ago. You're ...

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Episode 276: Hashtag Love Wins

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - February 19, 2024 13:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
Ch. 45–47 are great for representation: representation of insufferable politicians (Elayne), men who wear unnecessary disguises (Galad), "cool" nerds (Androl), men who hate the club (Perrin), and people who should just be murdered (Mazrim Taim, Tuon). Transcript

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Knife of Dreams: Prologue - Chapter 2

Tar Valon Or Bust - February 14, 2024 13:30 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 36 ratings
More happens in almost the first 10 pages of Knife of Dreams than in the entirety of Crossroads of Twilight, and Preeti and Jenn are pretty psyched about it! Action check, weird character choices also check. Apologies in advance for the less-than-perfect audio -- we were recording whilst in a ...

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Episode 275: King Virgin and Queen Slut

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - February 12, 2024 13:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
Who wants to bet on whether this title ends up censored? For ch. 42–44, we talk about Feelings Impermanence, Marriage Bumpers, Prince Loser, the New Kardashians, and Failed Nostalgia. Transcript

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Ceci n'est pas une Late Podcast | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast

Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast - February 07, 2024 13:44 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 73 ratings
Jess may or may not have completely forgotten to post this last week. We're not commenting on that. By which we mean Jess, who is writing this, is not commenting on that. Anyway, we do some stuff that we (Jess) can't remember now. You're welcome. 🐦 Follow: https://twitter.com/tarvalondark  🌈...

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Episode 274: Perrin's Feelings Exhibition

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - February 05, 2024 13:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
Despite the title, ch. 39–41 are action-packed (though sadly there is no battlefield kissing). Discussion includes: We Need More Explosions, Getting Right with God, IKEA Pack-It-Up Forges, Galad's Deprogramming, and Who Is Nakomi Plaza? Transcript

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Crossroads of Twilight: Chapters 27 - Epilogue

Tar Valon Or Bust - January 31, 2024 13:30 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 36 ratings
Preeti and Jenn made it to the end, and they are VERY MAD ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. But also there are some amazing character moments in here, so that's nice? Regardless, we made it! Next episode: Knife of Dreams, Prologue - Chapter 2 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

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Episode 273: The First Canine Fridging

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - January 29, 2024 13:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
RIP to a (arguably the only) real one. For ch. 36–38, we talk about how Perrin Is a Mary Sue; we accompany Egg to a Work Meeting; someone floats on the ceiling Mary Winchester-Style; and we discuss the fantasy Ethics of Killing. Transcript  

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Pyroclastic Ejaculate | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast

Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast - January 23, 2024 14:06 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 73 ratings
We've got Eyes and Ears, we've got WoT Hot, we empty the Mail Sack, and we even have a new segment. Naebs also starts a misinformation campaign about volcanology, and we talk about some of the many, many, MANY mistakes and missteps made by characters in The Wheel of Time. You're welcome. 🐦 Fol...

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Crossroads of Twilight: Chapters 21-26

Tar Valon Or Bust - January 18, 2024 01:32 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 36 ratings
In which a couple things finally happen, and Jenn and Preeti talk about Darkfriend motivation, ghosts (??), and (as always) pacing. Next section: Chapters 27-Epilogue Come join us at Loyalty Bookstore's virtual event with Lex Croucher on January 20th! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted ...

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Episode 272: Perrin's Ted Bundy Strategy

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - January 15, 2024 13:00 - 39 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
This isn't the trial of the century, the year, or even the minute, but it's a trial. For ch. 34–35, we talk about Dannil the Danimal, Mr. Integrity, "Bad Apple" Byar, the False Good/Evil Dichotomy, and ask: Where Are the Lawyers?

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Nae'blis's Butt is a Black Hole | A Wheel Of Time Comedy And Discussion Podcast

Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast - January 10, 2024 15:26 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 73 ratings
Happy frickin' new year. This one's a banger, and gets out of pocket pretty much immediately. We've got Eyes and Ears, Belladonna the Busty Bard, Small Talk, Jenny brings another amazing new segment to the table, Kevin does something else that Jess can't remember right now, and we talk about if ...

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Episode 271: The Most Man

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - January 08, 2024 13:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
Discussion topics for ch. 31–33 include: Chekhov's Abyss, Final Girl Ituralde, Respawning Trollocs, the Dragon Reborn's Walk with Christ, Our Favorite Monarch, and Gawyn and Elayne's Folgers Commercial (you know the one).    Transcript

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Crossroads of Twilight: Chapters 16-20

Tar Valon Or Bust - January 04, 2024 01:23 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 36 ratings
Are you prepared for not much else to happen? Jenn and Preeti do get super annoyed about character assassination for the first time in a while, so there's that. Next episode: Chapters 21-26 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episode 270: Get in the Purple Zone

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - January 01, 2024 13:45 - 38 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
Welcome to 2024! For ch. 28–30, we're talking about Big Boy Vitamins, how Telepathy Is the Obvious Answer, Rhyming Perrin, Letting Galad Be a Side Character, and the Most Bizarre Scene of All Time. Also, are Grady and Neald, like, SO hot now? Transcript

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Crossroads of Twilight: Chapters 11-15

Tar Valon Or Bust - December 20, 2023 13:30 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 36 ratings
This has to be a record for most chapters discussed in the shortest amount of time, right? Not very much happens, except Jenn and Preeti disagreeing about which POV worked best for them. Next: Chapters 16-19 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

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This Is An Absolute Mess | A Wheel Of Time Comedy And Discussion Podcast

Tar Valon After Dark | A Wheel of Time Comedy and Discussion Podcast - December 13, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 73 ratings
Naebs was out again. We forgot like half of our sketches. We had no idea how to make Streamyard do the thing right. We were kind of bad at making conversation. So the key takeaway here is that without Naebs we are basically just a herd of kinda dumb turtles. But, you know, you're welcome. Also...

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Episode 269: There's Always a Jack the Ripper

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast - December 11, 2023 13:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★ - 127 ratings
Ch. 25–27 are disappointing to say the least. First, Rand faces no consequences for his crimes, but don't worry; according to Min, he's done nothing wrong. Then Perrin has the same epiphany for the 98th time. Berelain's boobs corrupt Galad. And the Hall of the Tower, as usual, is swooning. Tr...

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