Latest Regrets Podcast Episodes
Best of - EP 32 The Day Covid Came To For Da Booty
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - May 17, 2022 17:03 - 29 minutesOmar and Sam are having issues related to COVID (we're fine) so they haven't been able to schedule think up this week. In honor of this cluster, our hosts look back at the beginning of the world's biggest cluster, the day COVID hit. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podca...
Leftovers - Jack White is Sam's Future Brother Husband
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - May 12, 2022 06:14 - 12 minutesSeven Regret Army stand up for today's leftovers. We talk all about Jack White and how he screwed his sister-wife for her last name. Then your hosts talk about brother-husbands who screw over their wives, sisters, or sister-wives. Wow! This episode now has at least 25% more incest than a normal ...
EP 78 - This Indian Beaver Parties at Lollapalooza
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - May 10, 2022 10:52 - 25 minutesThis week, Sam's turn to talk about sneaking stuff into a music festival. She gets caught. She's currently serving a lifetime sentence in prison, also called marriage (Omar: "Boom! What A Zinger! Got'em!"). We also talk about the Austin bombing, putting your hot dog in popcorn at the movies, and...
EP 77 - Welcome To SmuggleMania
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - May 06, 2022 19:36 - 17 minutesIn this week's episode, Omar and Sam continue their edible talk. Omar changes the conversation to sneaking in edibles to WrestleMania. He experiences a regret of throwing away his edibles on the first night but vows to make up for it the second night until he runs into his smuggling archnemesis ...
Leftovers - Don't Amber Heard Me! You Should Amber Listen to Me!
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - May 03, 2022 21:07 - 12 minutesThis week's leftovers episode includes Omar (certified p***y abstainer) giving Sam (weed abuser extraordinaire) some edibles before recoding. Sam explains that she was not expecting it to hit so hard. Then, our hosts talk a bit about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial, when is the best time to die...
EP 76 - Nostalgic Childhood Fears
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - April 28, 2022 05:00 - 18 minutesThis week's full episode deals with actions and nonactions regarding childhood fears. Omar talks about sleeping with a demon in the form of a Selina cardboard cut-out. Then Sam reveals how she angers a puddy-faced couch and makes the mistake of getting her family to show a non-angry emotion. ...
Leftovers - Stop Side Tracking, OMAR!!! That Is Not The Point!
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - April 25, 2022 21:12 - 11 minutesOmar and Sam do an in-person episode but that doesn't prevent them from going off the rails. To be fair, they were never on in the first place. Later our hosts talk about the new Elvis trailer and get stuck on his daughter's name. A new episode comes out Thursday! -- All Regerts, a podcast a...
Leftovers - You Can Joke But Not When Your Angry
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - April 09, 2022 16:52 - 16 minutesWelcome to a special edition leftovers episode AKA Omar forgot to upload on Thursday edition. In this week's leftovers, Omar gets contacted by a blacklisted comic so he can put a good wood which lead to him and Sam discussing the Tony Hinchcliffe-Peng Dang controversy about whether if race-based...
EP 75 - The Ghost of Meow
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - April 06, 2022 16:07 - 24 minutesedit: So this episode was supposed to post yesterday, but tech issues. But today, it was submitted as text instead of an actual episode, but brain issues. Our (Sam's) bad. Enjoy! This one is a heart string puller, folks. Stop reading this description and just hit play.
Leftovers - My Big Fat Pakistani Wedding
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - March 31, 2022 15:10 - 25 minutesThis week's leftovers include a breakdown of a joke from the previous episode. Then your hosts reflect on their experiences at Sam Noorani's wedding including all the issues including the planning, modeling for relatives, and her disappointment that the second wave of covid didn't cancel her wed...
EP 74 - No, Riley Reid! You Can't Be My N***a
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - March 29, 2022 06:00 - 18 minutesWe admit, All Regerts can get wild but we are very cautious about using words that can be used to cancel our hosts which is why we bleeped Omar, despite him claiming to be Puerto Rican when all he was doing was reciting what Riley Reid said regarding her justified use of the N-word. Sam is skept...
Best of - EP 6 Daddy, What Does Regret Mean?
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - March 23, 2022 00:10 - 26 minutesSam is in a middle of a move so there will be no new episodes this week. Omar is sad and so is mother Russia. But you do get to hear this week's best of is an episode with our friends Paul Weiner and Casey Stewart. It's a classic episode before we actually bought good audio equipment so be gentle...
Best of - EP 53 - Fart Regret
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - March 17, 2022 13:26 - 17 minutesSam and Omar's schedule didn't line up to record this week because Omar is doing extra night work to pay off his WrestleMania tickets and possibly the IRS. He chose to go wrestling then play his fair share! Tax the rich! In the mean time here's an classic fart episode. New episode Tuesday if you...
EP 73 - At Home Covid Pregnancy Test
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - March 15, 2022 15:01 - 18 minutesIn this week's All Regerts episode, Omar explains the process of taking an at-home covid test every time he goes on a date (thank you my true President Trump) so he figures that he can start doing stand-up again. Sam is happy then the convo goes off the rails to another set of tracks made from t...
Leftovers - Super Bowl of Super Markets
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - March 10, 2022 06:21 - 17 minutesOmar and Sam give their review of the most uncomfortable Super Blow Halftime show on this week's leftovers. Then our hosts discuss who the number one artist is and fame is much harder to gain and keep. Finally, they discuss making racist supermarkets great again. -- All Regerts, a podcast about...
EP 72 - How to catch a whale
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - March 08, 2022 14:42 - 20 minutesOmar just doesn't get The Tinder Swindler on this week's All Regerts episode. Sam explains that all relationships have a hope that it will work out. This leads Omar to explain, to anyone who is willing to listen, how to catch a whale aka how to be a future Mrs. Bazos. He normally charges $399.99...
EP 71 - Look at me. I am the captain now, meow.
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - March 03, 2022 06:12 - 20 minutesIn this week's episode, Sam's home is infested with stray cats, possums, and a husband. Then the hosts talk about Omar's doubts about his new relationship which leads Sam to go full tinfoil hat on airplanes not getting cellphone reception and she yells at Omar because Omar knows why. Women can us...
Leftovers - No One Wants to Fill Out Your Bracket, 9/11
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - March 01, 2022 16:06 - 15 minutesBare witness to Omar's greatest theory about how we don't remember stupid holidays because we are not in the office anymore. Remember The Alamo?! You don't! You even forgot about 9/11!!! Then the conversation breaks down to more ignorance — a full unedited (probably edited) episode on Thursday. ...
EP 70 - Pigeon Girl Go Coo Coo and Flew the Koo Koo
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - February 24, 2022 06:00 - 24 minutesIn this week's episode the thing we all saw coming finally happened. Pigeon Lady and Omar didn't work out. Shocked? We're not but it was worse because it was a ghosting. Sam and Omar discuss the process like the ritual of breaking up, the details of trying to maintain a relationship, and other st...
Leftovers - College Scams and Let Me Eat That Cookie Papa Rogan
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - February 22, 2022 06:00 - 13 minutesOmar and Sam just shoot the shoot about various topics like college scams and other stuff completely unrelated to anything. The full episode on Thrusday. Can you guess this week's regert? -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and ...
Leftovers - Jackass and Other Porn Parodies
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - February 17, 2022 16:17 - 11 minutesOn this week's leftovers, Omar saw the new Jackass movie. Sam gets bummed out that she didn't get the Indian Pakistani representation of a nostalgic movie involving a movie about ball trauma and concussions. Other topics are covered like chuckle f***ers, territories of the US, and Omar tries (an...
EP 69 (nice) - Cosmos + Sushi + Tejano = Bad Date
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - February 16, 2022 03:48 - 16 minutesHappy Belated Valentine's Day! Sam and her husband start the podcast with car troubles which lead to our hosts talking about some of the bad dates, drinking while on bad dates, and Omar's secret crush on Eastern European packages. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast t...
Leftovers - My Name is COV! C to the OV
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - February 11, 2022 13:26 - 15 minutesThis week's leftovers features an update on Sam and Omar's feelings about the Omarcron (it's sexier spelled this way. Go with it). They discuss Bari Weiss on Bill Maher talking about how liberals are over the pandemic, Omar craps on Joe Rogan's opinion of voter fraud, and the crew discuss favorit...
EP 68 - Regrets and Consequences
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - February 08, 2022 15:46 - 23 minutesOmar asks Sam right away to complain about the girl he is seeing because a pigeon flew right into her window like it was fighting in WWII. This leads to a discussion about a time Omar's drinking buddy took a man shot which is a mat shot while squirting lemon juice in his eye waiting to be tased ...
Leftovers - The Noorani Drain
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - February 03, 2022 13:05 - 12 minutesThis week's leftovers features Sam and Omar talking about how landlords are horrible at repairs like plumbing which leads to a discussion about the orgin ancient woman pleasureing technique of "The Noorani Drain" -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a...
EP 67 - Dogface Eyepatch
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - February 01, 2022 04:14 - 25 minutesThis week, Sam and Omar look at a double-double regerts from TX Rep. Dan Crenshaw aka Eyepatch where he shouted down at a 10 year old ("I've been there, man" - Sam) and him admiting on a podcast that how are politicians are supposted to better themselves in Congress if they don't insider trade? ...
Leftovers - Farts in Jars, Love is Lame, and Twitter Bits
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - January 27, 2022 06:00 - 25 minutesIn this week's leftovers, Omar had already hit his goth love phase using phrases like "love is lame." Sam and Omar then talk about cute twitter bits, getting coffee in New York, and the lady who sold farts in a jar. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers ...
EP 66 - Love found Omar
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - January 25, 2022 12:17 - 32 minutesThis week's episode, Omar talks to Sam about this girl that wants to have a relationship with him. For real! Expect more regrets on this topic in future episodes. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In a...
Leftovers - Best of & New Content
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - January 20, 2022 05:51 - 13 minutesBest of episode where Omar's buddy got a Holiday DUI (Leftovers 3) with his yet to be caught friend Sam Noorani and drinking buddy Sam Samual. But first, Omat and Sam talk about the hot girl burden (unreleased content). T The audio was kinda wonky but we think we made it work. All Regerts, ...
EP 65 - 23 and Me Too
All Regerts - A Podcast About Regrets - January 18, 2022 04:00 - 23 minutesWe are back from hyatious (this is how Omar chose to spell "hiatus." We told him to change it, but he just said, "I'm a CPA! B**w me!) In this episode, Omar tells Sam that if he were to return to Austin, he's just going to say he got Me Too'ed. Then Sam shares her 23 and Me results with Omar, wh...