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105: The Love Guru
Rating Descending - September 20, 2023 05:00 - 51 minutesNever Have I Ever, cat-maxed, and being antifunny. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Mike Myers film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, penis jokes, and cameo appearances
106: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Rating Descending - September 13, 2023 04:00 - 48 minutesReverse shockers, playing god, Abby’s Sad Stories™️. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Disney film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the fantastic cast, different species of dogs, and some wholesome moments
107: Holmes & Watson
Rating Descending - September 06, 2023 00:00 - 59 minutesAlways yelling, greasy cockneys, and stone cold jokes. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Sherlock adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film's flaccid punchlines, sloppy editing, and wasting John C. Reilly
108: (Anything But) The Human Centipede 2 (with Gaden Sousa)
Rating Descending - August 30, 2023 04:00 - 1 hourLaughter, friendship, and no body horror. This week Michelle and Abigail don’t watch the Human Centipede sequel, and instead play some Rating Descending trivia with special guest and quizmaster Gaden Sousa. They had a great time and hugged and stuff :)
109: The Canyons
Rating Descending - August 23, 2023 01:00 - 53 minutesL.A. Depression, rotating ghouls, and soft porn script. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this erotic drama so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, gross director, and slow plot
110: Escape Plan 2: Hades
Rating Descending - August 16, 2023 01:00 - 45 minutesInclusive chicks, soy boys, and Icelandic computer nerds. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Sly film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films franchise, burly cast, and hammy dialogue
111: Singularity
Rating Descending - August 09, 2023 01:00 - 49 minutesFeminism 101, cube bombs, and flying monkeys (drones). This week Abigail and Michelle watched this low budget sci-fi so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films production choices, amateur performances, and confusing plot
112: Speed 2: Cruise Control
Rating Descending - August 02, 2023 00:00 - 1 hourWorldle wonders, evil behaviour, and telli for days. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Speed sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original movie, the lovely Sandy B, and the ironic snail-like pace
113: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
Rating Descending - July 26, 2023 01:00 - 1 hourLittle kiss, ghoulies, and disemboweled Jeffrey. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the sequel to an indie classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original film, the character archetypes, and classic producer interference
114: The Cat In The Hat
Rating Descending - July 19, 2023 01:00 - 54 minutesEar crystals, tupperware chocolates, and the nature of chaos. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Mike Myers comedy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into Dr Seuss books, the stacked cast, and it’s difficult leading man
115: You Got Served
Rating Descending - July 12, 2023 04:00 - 53 minutesThemed smoothies, playing Young Sheldon, and reviews with Theotsi. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this early 2000s dance film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading men, Lil Kim cameo, and choreography highlights
116: Prom Night
Rating Descending - June 28, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourRemembering Bobby B, stopping 9/11, and going OFF it. This week Michelle and Abigãlí watched another horror film remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original film, forgotten victims, and violent sequences
117: Guardians
Rating Descending - June 21, 2023 01:00 - 52 minutesPerma-befuddled, 1800ABBYNO, and vaginal super highways. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Marvel rip off so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films flat performances, plot holes, and cheap CGI
118: Jeepers Creepers III
Rating Descending - June 14, 2023 01:00 - 1 hourHerping, fake CGI, and big van vs small truck. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fkn 2010s horror movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s franchise, winged villain, and boring heroine
119: 11-11-11
Rating Descending - June 07, 2023 01:00 - 58 minutesHigh decibels, angelic glistening, and the Real Rob pilot. This week Abigail and Michelle watched whatever this was so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into numerology, angel numbers, and occasionally the film itself
Bonus: The Meg (with Clare Rankine)
Rating Descending - May 31, 2023 00:00 - 1 hourTop secrey, no peaky! This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Clare Rankine watched ANOTHER shark movie so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films prehistoric monster, leading man, and his enigmatic agent
120: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Rating Descending - May 24, 2023 01:00 - 1 hourGhoulmania, bag boys, and Too Much Wood?™️ This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Ed Wood cult classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films legendary director, minimal budget, and memorable quotes
121: Street Fighter (with Mel Killingsworth)
Rating Descending - May 17, 2023 01:00 - 1 hourJCVD wranglers, John Ford tricks, and $10,000 of cocaine. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched yet another video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films source material, diversions from it, and the muscled leading man
122: Mr. Magoo
Rating Descending - May 10, 2023 01:00 - 55 minutesFree CDs, rubber jewels, and My Dinner with Andre (the Giant). This week Michelle and Abigail watched this myopic cartoon adaptation so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's cartoon history, confusing plot, and dubious understanding of the Middle East
123: Halloween: Resurrection
Rating Descending - May 03, 2023 01:00 - 47 minutesDream cheating, Jungian nonsense, and Denim Villeneuve. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Halloween sequel so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's 'bold' story decisions, JLC's disownment, and place in the Halloween sequel canon
124: Material Girls (with Mel Killingsworth)
Rating Descending - April 26, 2023 01:00 - 1 hourLoving chemistry, the spirit of rap, and Where's Wickham! This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched this teen comedy so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's lack of direction, original cast, and adapting Austin
125: One Missed Call (with Gaden Sousa)
Rating Descending - April 19, 2023 01:00 - 55 minutesElectromagnetic ghosts, gooey trees, and bears with mittens. This week special guest host Gaden and Michelle watched this J-Horror remake so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's conflicting visions, confusing powers, and how it killed the J-horror remake
126: Recep Ivedik 3 (with Gaden Sousa)
Rating Descending - April 10, 2023 01:00 - 45 minutesShort plays, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and Sisyphean pity. This week Michelle and special guest host Gaden Sousa watched this Turkish comedy sequel so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's painful viewing, rare good jokes, and how Quibi was right
127: Shark Night 3D (with Clare Rankine)
Rating Descending - April 05, 2023 01:00 - 1 hourBite Club, rap videos, and Sarah Paxton? Petty good. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Clare Rankine watched this sharky slasher so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's surprising special effects, hillbilly stereotypes, and music video direction "Local Forecast...
128: The Last Exorcism Part II
Rating Descending - March 29, 2023 00:00 - 59 minutesRuined orgasms, Bosch visuals, and Dr St Claire. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fkn 2010s horror movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films vapid storyline, stupid spookies, and surprising screenwriter
129: Tubelight
Rating Descending - March 22, 2023 00:00 - 52 minutesCroc bosses, sweater vests, and kissing scenes. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this “war drama” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films Evil Third Khan, saccharin tones, and problematic depiction of disability
130: Wounds
Rating Descending - March 15, 2023 00:00 - 52 minutesEmpty vessels, cat ASMR, and 20kgs of pink Himalayan rock salt. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another drab horror so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leads, snail-like pace, and lack of scares
131: RoboCop 3
Rating Descending - March 08, 2023 03:00 - 49 minutesHaunted dolls, 3rd act jet packs, and consent kings. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Robocop 3 so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films fight scenes, fantastic cast, and the Robocop franchise
132: Super Mario Bros.
Rating Descending - March 01, 2023 00:00 - 1 hourHomonintendus heroes, getting abandoned, and the Mario to pussy pipeline. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading Brit, the origins of Mario, and production woes
133: Beowulf (with Neil Triffett)
Rating Descending - February 22, 2023 00:00 - 59 minutesOld cosplayers, cafeteria monsters, and fake stories, This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Neil Triffett watched this 1999 Beowulf adaptation. They take a quick film into the films leading man, dumb CGI, and techno soundtrack
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