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Rating Descending

210 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago -

This is Rating Descending, where we watch IMDb’s Worst 250 movies so you don’t have to. Michelle St Claire and Abigail Ward descend through the “Worst 250” list, and fill you in on the horrors and tragedies they witness along the way. Bad jokes, cheap beer, and shared trauma incoming. Follow us on twitter @Rate.Descend.Pod

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Episodes

081: I Know Who Killed Me

March 13, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MB

Free teeth, teen stigmata, and inappropriate theme songs. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Lohan film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, ambitious decisions, and crappy dialogue

082: Stan Helsing

March 06, 2024 00:00 - 45 minutes - 31 MB

Nutty nut, cornholes, and Michelle Stepping In™️. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another so-called comedy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films cast, good and bad jokes, and the talentless jerk who made it

083: S. Darko

February 28, 2024 00:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MB

Gala fornu, gossipgail, and Jeremy Glasses. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the unofficial Donnie Darko sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s silly plot, weird dialogue, and mega-fan director

084: The Hungover Games

February 21, 2024 02:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MB

Sleep hygiene, busting a gut, and Abby On The Edge™️. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this absolute waste of time so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films overt sexism, homophobia, and cast of nobodies

085: Kalank

February 14, 2024 00:00 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MB

Tarocash shirts, CGI bulls, and dick snips. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Bollywood slog so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s luscious costuming, notable actors, and melodramatic reaction shots

086: Jaws 3-D

February 07, 2024 02:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MB

Seaman monologues, no-fat February, and Cocaine Quaid. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the third Jaws film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into shark attacks, the original Jaws film, and the film’s lack of gore

087: Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

January 31, 2024 01:00 - 1 hour - 47.7 MB

Energy modules, r/horses, and jelly suns. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the last Reeve Superman film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, shocking CGI, and camp villain

088: Batman & Robin (with Shane Anderson)

January 23, 2024 23:00 - 1 hour - 74 MB

Batnipples, rubber lips, and toyetics. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special returning guest Shane Anderson watched this camp Batman instalment and you should too! They take a long look into the film’s hammy puns, notable cast members, and delightful director

089: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (with Mel Killingsworth)

January 16, 2024 22:00 - 1 hour - 55.1 MB

Kicking TVs, loving Joe Dirt, and validating Mel. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched another video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s casting, combat, and campiness

090: Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

January 10, 2024 01:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MB

Mindpussies, scream burping, and long The Runaways tangents. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this action movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading couple, soundtrack, and unknown director

091: The Room (Part 2) (with Gaden Sousa)

January 02, 2024 22:00 - 56 minutes - 38.5 MB

Birds, vampires, and America; the holy trinity for Tommy Wiseau. This week Abigail, Michelle, and Gaden finish their ode to this spectacular film. They take a long look into the film’s production history, abundant trivia, and biased IMDb reviews

091: The Room (Part 1) (with Gaden Sousa)

December 27, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 52.1 MB

Play-dough backs, Korean jackets, and trying cinema. This week Abigail, Michelle, and Gaden watched this Wiseau masterpiece and you should too. They take a long dive into the film’s famous lines, worst performers, and unresolved plot mysteries

092: The Fog (with Esther Fwati)

December 19, 2023 21:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MB

K dramas, Smallville returners, and bra pad weaponry. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Esther Fwati watched this Carpenter remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the flat cast, good atmosphere, and inexplicable danger

093: The Wicker Man

December 12, 2023 22:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MB

Bees, bears, and Assigned Marple at Birth. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Wicker Man remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the classic memes, unexpected comedy, and chaotic leading man Nic Cage

093: Extreme Movie

December 06, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MB

Croc mind palaces, taking off, and fuckin’ Lincoln. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another “[X] Movie”. They take a quick dive into the films cast members, different skits, and the stand out jokes

094: Extreme Movie

December 06, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MB

Croc mind palaces, taking off, and fuckin’ Lincoln. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another “[X] Movie”. They take a quick dive into the films cast members, different skits, and the stand out jokes

095: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

November 29, 2023 07:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

Endless popcorn, small bobbies, and the milk of my business. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Street Fighter adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films convoluted plot, lead actress, and source material

096: Piranha 3DD

November 22, 2023 01:00 - 50 minutes - 34.6 MB

Levelling up, lotsa tits, and Hasselhoff cameos. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films franchise, disturbing gore, and female objectification

097: Recep Ivedik 4

November 15, 2023 00:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MB

Levelling up to HF, spiritually dying, and talking Robin Hobb. This week Abigail and Michelle watched ANOTHER of these so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, sparse jokes, and absolute lack of trivia

098: Exorcist II: The Heretic

November 08, 2023 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MB

Tap dancing, The "Synchroniser", and $80 bottles of coke. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Exorcist sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the infamous reputation, confusing plot, and the scariest thing of all; Deception

099: Caddyshack II

November 01, 2023 01:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

Golfing Bonanza, Tom Cruise’s body double, and COD not being real. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Caddyshack sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films cast highlights, ethical improvements, and production issues

100: Double Dragon

October 25, 2023 00:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

New Angeles, stolen burp valour, and spotty mimes with alien fingers. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the arcade game, Alyssa Milano, and why Billy Is white

101: The Avengers

October 18, 2023 09:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MB

Robot bees, antidepressant polls, and forgotten hot air balloons. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this 90s adaptation film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original series, lack of charm, and confusing plot

102: The Adventures of Pluto Nash

October 11, 2023 00:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

Hemorrhoid songs, disc debates, and dating Cory Booker. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Eddie Murphy film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the troubled leading man, non-comedic tones, and under-utilised premise

103: In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

October 04, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 44.3 MB

Baldur’s Gate 3 debriefs, Turks of Kyrgyzstan,  and The Raging Boll. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Uwe Boll film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films aggressive director, source material, and stacked cast

104: Furry Vengeance

September 27, 2023 12:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MB

Cat nuns, bear suits, and hating The Godfather. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this fake move so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, better jokes, and animal CGI

105: The Love Guru

September 20, 2023 05:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MB

Never Have I Ever, cat-maxed, and being antifunny. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Mike Myers film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, penis jokes, and cameo appearances

106: Beverly Hills Chihuahua

September 13, 2023 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

Reverse shockers, playing god, Abby’s Sad Stories™️. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Disney film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the fantastic cast, different species of dogs, and some wholesome moments

107: Holmes & Watson

September 06, 2023 00:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MB

Always yelling, greasy cockneys, and stone cold jokes. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Sherlock adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film's flaccid punchlines, sloppy editing, and wasting John C. Reilly

108: (Anything But) The Human Centipede 2 (with Gaden Sousa)

August 30, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

Laughter, friendship, and no body horror. This week Michelle and Abigail don’t watch the Human Centipede sequel, and instead play some Rating Descending trivia with special guest and quizmaster Gaden Sousa. They had a great time and hugged and stuff :)

109: The Canyons

August 23, 2023 01:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MB

L.A. Depression, rotating ghouls, and soft porn script. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this erotic drama so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, gross director, and slow plot

110: Escape Plan 2: Hades

August 16, 2023 01:00 - 45 minutes - 31 MB

Inclusive chicks, soy boys, and Icelandic computer nerds. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Sly film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films franchise, burly cast, and hammy dialogue

111: Singularity

August 09, 2023 01:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MB

Feminism 101, cube bombs, and flying monkeys (drones). This week Abigail and Michelle watched this low budget sci-fi so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films production choices, amateur performances, and confusing plot

112: Speed 2: Cruise Control

August 02, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MB

Worldle wonders, evil behaviour, and telli for days. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Speed sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original movie, the lovely Sandy B, and the ironic snail-like pace

113: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

July 26, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 51.3 MB

Little kiss, ghoulies, and disemboweled Jeffrey. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the sequel to an indie classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original film, the character archetypes, and classic producer interference

114: The Cat In The Hat

July 19, 2023 01:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MB

Ear crystals, tupperware chocolates, and the nature of chaos. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Mike Myers comedy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into Dr Seuss books, the stacked cast, and it’s difficult leading man

115: You Got Served

July 12, 2023 04:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MB

Themed smoothies, playing Young Sheldon, and reviews with Theotsi. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this  early 2000s dance film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading men, Lil Kim cameo, and choreography highlights

116: Prom Night

June 28, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 48.2 MB

Remembering Bobby B, stopping 9/11, and going OFF it. This week Michelle and Abigãlí watched another horror film remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original film, forgotten victims, and violent sequences

117: Guardians

June 21, 2023 01:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MB

Perma-befuddled, 1800ABBYNO, and vaginal super highways. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Marvel rip off so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films flat performances, plot holes, and cheap CGI

118: Jeepers Creepers III

June 14, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MB

Herping, fake CGI, and big van vs small truck. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fkn 2010s horror movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s franchise, winged villain, and boring heroine

119: 11-11-11

June 07, 2023 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MB

High decibels, angelic glistening, and the Real Rob pilot. This week Abigail and Michelle watched whatever this was so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into numerology, angel numbers, and occasionally the film itself

Bonus: The Meg (with Clare Rankine)

May 31, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 47 MB

Top secrey, no peaky! This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Clare Rankine watched ANOTHER shark movie so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films prehistoric monster, leading man, and his enigmatic agent

120: Plan 9 From Outer Space

May 24, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 53.4 MB

Ghoulmania, bag boys, and Too Much Wood?™️ This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Ed Wood cult classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films legendary director, minimal budget, and memorable quotes

121: Street Fighter (with Mel Killingsworth)

May 17, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MB

JCVD wranglers, John Ford tricks, and $10,000 of cocaine. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched yet another video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films source material, diversions from it, and the muscled leading man

122: Mr. Magoo

May 10, 2023 01:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MB

Free CDs, rubber jewels, and My Dinner with Andre (the Giant). This week Michelle and Abigail watched this myopic cartoon adaptation so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's cartoon history, confusing plot, and dubious understanding of the Middle East

123: Halloween: Resurrection

May 03, 2023 01:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MB

Dream cheating, Jungian nonsense, and Denim Villeneuve. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Halloween sequel so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's 'bold' story decisions, JLC's disownment, and place in the Halloween sequel canon

124: Material Girls (with Mel Killingsworth)

April 26, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 49 MB

Loving chemistry, the spirit of rap, and Where's Wickham! This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched this teen comedy so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's lack of direction, original cast, and adapting Austin

125: One Missed Call (with Gaden Sousa)

April 19, 2023 01:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MB

Electromagnetic ghosts, gooey trees, and bears with mittens. This week special guest host Gaden and Michelle watched this J-Horror remake so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's conflicting visions, confusing powers, and how it killed the J-horror remake

126: Recep Ivedik 3 (with Gaden Sousa)

April 10, 2023 01:00 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MB

Short plays, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and Sisyphean pity. This week Michelle and special guest host Gaden Sousa watched this Turkish comedy sequel so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's painful viewing, rare good jokes, and how Quibi was right

127: Shark Night 3D (with Clare Rankine)

April 05, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 52.2 MB

Bite Club, rap videos, and Sarah Paxton? Petty good. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Clare Rankine watched this sharky slasher so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's surprising special effects, hillbilly stereotypes, and music video direction "Local Forecast - Elevator" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/