Latest Middlechild Podcast Episodes
Between Never Talking About That Guy Again and The Tragedy of Being A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader
Middle Children - July 01, 2024 06:00 - 58 minutesChris has had it with this conversation about that guy who Jessie thought hit on him that one. He never wants to talk about it again. Jessie is wondering why the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders don't get treated better.
Between Handstands In The Pool and Getting High In Disney World
Middle Children - June 24, 2024 03:00 - 1 hourChris is just looking for a hot guy with a big pool this summer. Jessie is pondering a brief trip to Disney World with an option to become a Disney adult.
Between Warm Chris Goo and Adventures on Horseback
Middle Children - June 12, 2024 17:18 - 1 hourJessie is collecting sea shells to make crafts and jewelry. Chris is thinking about going horseback riding but isn't sure if it's safe. Later they do an extremely dramatic, extremely serious, and extremely suspenseful Hallmark.
Between Easy Breezy Summer Fun and Beetle Juice Themed Restaurants
Middle Children - June 03, 2024 07:00 - 48 minutesJessie tells the tale of a sexy whirlwind summer date and polls the room on the right way to initiate a second date while Chris is cruising at the Beetlejuice themed bar.
Between Hollywood Starlets & Old Navy Air Conditioning
Middle Children - May 27, 2024 14:17 - 53 minutesWith summer finally upon us, Chris is trying his hardest to hide the sweat stains from all over his body. Jessie is living for the summer and looking for a friends with benefits in all the wrong places. Podcast roulette is back. Happy Memorial Day.
Between Not So fun Hookups and Having No Clothes For The Summer
Middle Children - May 20, 2024 15:51 - 1 hourJessie made it to the studio after a not so great one night stand. Chris is dreading going out in the heat with summer right around the corner. Later, the QVC segment returns to sell you some beautiful things that you don't need.
Between Yelling At The Cool Kids and Two Convicts With A Podcast
Middle Children - May 13, 2024 17:49 - 1 hourChris thinks the next generation is too coddled to ever be funny. Jessie thinks Katherine Heigl got a bad rap. We've also got a new improv segment from the world podcasting that is guaranteed to make you subscribe to the Middle Children Patreon.
Between The Depths Of The Ocean and Defending Your Life
Middle Children - May 06, 2024 15:07 - 53 minutesOn this very special sneak peek behind the Patreon Paywall, Chris and Jessie present to you a "High Episode". With topics ranging from what is going on at the bottom of the ocean, where Chris and Jessie want to be buried, and why Bears hibernate, you will have no doubt that these two are very hi...
Between Unreliable Wifi and The Truth About Grill Masters
Middle Children - April 29, 2024 16:43 - 53 minutesJessie can't figure out why her wifi isn't working. Chris wants to know why every straight man thinks he's a master on the grille.
Between Dentists With Personalities and Cruela Deville
Middle Children - April 22, 2024 07:00 - 1 hourJessie is trying to live more like that monkey from "The Lion King". Chris does not want to be approached by people barking on the streets of New York City. Also in this episode, improv from around the world!
Between Jojo Siwa Spitting Game and Playing With Makeup
Middle Children - April 15, 2024 17:13 - 55 minutesAfter a 24 hour stomach virus, Chris returns to ponder with Jessie whether or not either of them are good at playing the game in their dating lives. Jessie thinks she could make a ton of money as a stripper for men who like their women funny.
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Between Some Kind of Farm Situation and The Fierce Women of The X-Men
Middle Children - March 25, 2024 19:22 - 55 minutesJessie is finally taking song writing classes to get back her creative juice. Chris would love a world where we all get more appetizers. This episode features a fabulous new roast and toast of this audience's favorite subject, super heroes. Get tickets to our next virtual event- The Wedding Of...
Between Snakes In The Garden of Eden and Wedding Flash Mobs
Middle Children - March 18, 2024 16:41 - 1 hourChris is in his slut phase and back from an eventful trip to LA. Jessie is in her artist phase and writing again. This week C and J have weddings on the mind and get into some improv about the big day. Get tickets to our next Livestream, "The Wedding of Jessie Jolles" below! https://www.event...
Between A Rock and A Hard Place
Middle Children - March 11, 2024 16:21 - 1 hourChris tells the crooked tale of his latest, scandal filled, dating saga with an ending that may SHOCK you. Ticket link for our next live stream show "The Wedding of Jessie Jolles", below! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/between-something-borrowed-and-something-blue-the-wedding-of-jessie-jolles-t...
Between A Rock and A Hard Place
Middle Children - March 11, 2024 16:21 - 1 hourChris tells the crooked tale of his latest, scandal filled, dating saga with an ending that may SHOCK you. Ticket link for our next live stream show "The Wedding of Jessie Jolles", below! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/between-something-borrowed-and-something-blue-the-wedding-of-jessie-jolles-tic...
Between Building Forts With The Man of Your Dreams and A Giant Box of Fortune Cookies
Middle Children - March 04, 2024 18:39 - 1 hourJessie has had a busy week of hitting the club and building forts. Chris is not new to wild nights and doesn't think Jessie could keep up with him. This week features a wild QVC segment for the ages with prices on items that just can't be beat! Get Your Tickets Now For Our March Live Stream...
Between A Flawless American Fitness Test and A Well Funded Artist Collective
Middle Children - February 26, 2024 20:13 - 1 hourChris is grateful for American Idol for all the amazing talent they've brought the world. Jessie just wants to fund her dream art collective for all the artists in world. We also roll out a brand new Hallmark about.....well, we don't really know, but it's fun.
Between A Delicious Buttercream Cake and High Powered Hotellier In Love
Middle Children - February 12, 2024 20:00 - 1 hourChris is in his cake baking era and Jessie is over award shows. Luckily today's Hallmark features a love story for the ages about a high powered hotellier finding love when they least expect it.
Between Stigmatizing Mental Health and Getting Free Sexy Massages
Middle Children - February 05, 2024 18:53 - 58 minutesChris would love to move out of the heathen hell hole that is New York City but if he can't get a boyfriend here, where would he go? Jessie is back on the apps and feeling frisky....for free erotic massages. If you like being sold things you don't need, great news, the iconic QVC segment is back...
Between Being Stuck In Traffic With Sciatica And First Dates At Orange Theory
Middle Children - January 29, 2024 20:22 - 55 minutesChris thinks people who go on first dates to workout classes are out of their minds. Jessie can't sit in traffic while driving because her Sciatica is killing her! This and other musings. Get tickets for the Valentine's Day Brunch Livestream Here! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/between-red-rose...
Between Falling Out of a Hammock and Snow Shoveling Dyslexia
Middle Children - January 22, 2024 18:40 - 51 minutesChris and Jessie debate the merits of trying to be sexy in a hammock, pretending to be dyslexic to get out of shoveling and more.
Between No Carb Diets and 2024 Bingo Boards
Middle Children - January 08, 2024 22:47 - 1 hourAfter a long break for the holidays, Chris and Jessie are back to kick off their 2024 with positivity (kind of) and a slew of New Years Resolutions.
Between Giving Away Furniture and Cuddling With Bad Intentions
Middle Children - December 18, 2023 16:29 - 1 hourIt's the last Middle Children of 2023. Jessie ponders whether or not men can cuddle for a night without wanting sex. Chris takes solace in the fact that if he puts some furniture out on the street, it's not wasteful because someone is always gonna take it. The final Hallmark of the year features...
Between Hitting It Off With A Stranger and Delicious, Edible, Essential Oils
Middle Children - November 20, 2023 17:48 - 57 minutesJessie is convinced that Chris will hit it off romantically with a friend of hers that she seems to know very little about. Chris is skeptical because it's not common that he really likes anybody any way. With the holidays coming up, we've also got you covered for gifts with another edition of t...
Between Not Needing A Man At All and Selling Milkshake Machines
Middle Children - November 13, 2023 16:29 - 1 hourChris profoundly declares that he'd rather Netflix and NOT chill. Jessie, on the other hand, loves an ice cream date. We unveil a new segment where Chris and Jessie can sell you ANYTHING and of course we close the show out with a look inside the world of daytime television and a whole lot of vod...
Between Not Needing A Man At All and Selling Milkshake Machines
Middle Children - November 13, 2023 16:29 - 1 hourChris profoundly declares that he'd rather Netflix and NOT chill. Jessie, on the other hand, loves an ice cream date. We unveil a new segment where Chris and Jessie can sell you ANYTHING and of course we close the show out with a look inside the world of daytime television and a whole lot of vodk...
Between a Room Full of Organized Chaos and A Rant About E.L. Fudge Cookies
Middle Children - November 06, 2023 16:29 - 1 hourJessie and Chris try to get on the same page about their dream houses but run into some difficulty landing on a shared aesthetic. Chris cannot contain his strong feelings about the new and def not improved E.L. Fudge cookies but Jessie is in love with a soft and chewy sugar cookie. We wrap up th...
Between Hundred Dollar Doll Houses and Open Toed Shoes In NYC
Middle Children - October 30, 2023 15:22 - 57 minutesChris is binging horror shows to get in the spirt of Halloween. Jessie is in her building miniature houses phase and no one can stop her. In place of a Hallmark, we unveil our first ever test run of the "Roast and Toast" segment focusing on the footwear of summer in New York City. Prepare yourse...
Between People Secretly Hiding In Your House and The Invention Of Pumpkin Spice
Middle Children - October 23, 2023 15:24 - 1 hourChris has been revisiting too much Tyra Banks content and realizing just how problematic she was. Jessie is getting to know her neighbors and trying to not let the fear of a stranger unknowingly living in her house ruin her vibe. Later we present an autumnally classic 'Hallmark' featuring the in...
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