Latest Middle-aged Podcast Episodes
Miss Independent
I'm Not Sorry - April 13, 2022 14:00 - 32 minutesDeb + Kerri survived adult gymnastics together! Although they probably should have ditched the pre-gymnastics sandwiches to avoid the after tumbling nausea. Lesson learned. The ladies then get into a conversation about where NOT to put M&Ms and buttery popcorn. After they contemplate the unfairn...
Birthdays, Butt Cheeks, and Adult Gymnastics
I'm Not Sorry - April 06, 2022 09:00 - 36 minutesIt's Kerri's 50th, and the girls are still celebrating! First, Kerri has many stories to share after her unforgettable birthday trip to the Dominican. Then Debbie and Kerri move on to adult gymnastics and the over-ambitiousness of getting their back handspring after two decades. Is it really a g...
Episode Seven or 51: Dransfield
Gamewank: The Next Generation - April 01, 2022 13:15 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 1 ratingGamewank is back! Join Jim and guest host Ian for a big Chat Sandwich about Ghostwire Tokyo, PlayStation Plus Extra, Halo The TV Show, Elder Scrolls The TV Show and Judge Dredd The TV Show, as well as the usual crap. Jim and Richie will return later, and Ian will too because he's basically a reg...
Matt Altman: The Million Dollar Man
I'm Not Sorry - March 29, 2022 10:00 - 32 minutesThe ladies get deep with Million Dollar Listing's Matt Altman. He and Debbie went to high school together, and she somehow managed not to sleep with him. Shocker. Kerri + Debbie learn all about Matt's road to success, becoming one of the world's top luxury real estate agents. Matt's driving arou...
Sweet Little Baby Feelings
I'm Not Sorry - March 22, 2022 14:00 - 27 minutesIt's the SEASON 4 OPENER MOTHAF*CKAS, and Debbie + Kerri start the season with a perfect mix of their silly shenanigans and deep conversation. They’re obsessed with Anna Delvey, Elizabeth Holmes, and the Tinder Swindler for some strange reason. The conversation includes midlife awakenings vs. mi...
Just a Taste
I'm Not Sorry - February 15, 2022 18:00 - 5 minutesHere’s a taste of the I’m Not Sorry podcast, season 3! Get psyched for a wicked funny season 4 coming soon!
Good Vibrations
I'm Not Sorry - February 08, 2022 10:00 - 30 minutesKerri + Debbie are on fire in this highly titillating season 3 finale! Debbie’s singing vibrator has arrived, and the ladies unbox it but can’t figure out how to turn it on. They test it out to music, which leaves them buzzing with laughter. There’s way too much singing, not enough coffee, and l...
Unconventional Badassery with Amy Guth
I'm Not Sorry - February 01, 2022 10:00 - 49 minutesToday Debbie + Kerri shift from their usual fantastically filthy to simply fantastic as they welcome storyteller extraordinaire, Amy Güth. Amy first indulges the ladies in the incredibly awkward story (about accidentally giving her dad a bikini wax), which she told live on stage at Laugh Factory...
What Debbie Wouldn't Do For A Million Dollars
I'm Not Sorry - January 25, 2022 01:00 - 24 minutesThis quickie episode is off the rails from the start. Kerri needed a timeout two minutes in because of her spastic something or other in her bronchial thingy, which led the conversation to a new depth of inappropriateness. Kerri is still obsessed with Dexter (from 2008), adding Michael C. Hall t...
Cleaning Up with Corey Rodrigues
I'm Not Sorry - January 19, 2022 18:00 - 36 minutesDebbie + Kerri are back in the closet together for the first time in a month! Woot! Woot! Today's episode opens with breaking news: A couple sued for selling their son's porn collection, and a lawmaker who pantsed a referee at a high school sporting event. Welcome to 2022. (Or is it still 2020?)...
Mixed Doubles and Dingdongs
I'm Not Sorry - January 11, 2022 10:00 - 32 minutesIn today's episode, the girls commiserate over Covid. Kerri's daughter has it and Debbie's getting over it. Debbie's very proud of her 'vid induced, accidental dry January (that's only been a week and totally won't last) while Kerri went to Puerto Rico and ran into Grant Show, AKA Jake from Melr...
Jar of Farts and D*ck Juice
I'm Not Sorry - December 28, 2021 12:00 - 27 minutesThere's never a dull moment on the I'm Not Sorry podcast! First, Kerri and Debbie discuss rich men polluting the air with their d*ck juice. Next, the girls rage after revealing "breaking news" about a man wearing red lace thong underwear as a mask on an airplane. WTF? Then there's a story about ...
Episode Six or 50: Dexmas
Gamewank: The Next Generation - December 24, 2021 10:20 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 1 ratingRic & Jim get together for a new episode and decide ten minutes in that it's the Christmas one. Jim gets excited about playing Sherlock Holmes: Chapter One over the winter break, Richie fondly remembers getting The Dizzy Collection on ZX Spectrum one christmas, and Danny Eccles performs a brand ...
Jammin' on the One
I'm Not Sorry - December 21, 2021 10:00 - 33 minutesToday’s episode will take you on a fun-filled, laugh-inducing emotional roller coaster! Debbie and Kerri will have you blushing within the first minute as they research the caloric content of the male ejaculate. The episode flipflops between filthy hilarity and female empowerment. Debbie is fire...
Hairless Cats, Pearl Necklaces, and Personal Massagers, Oh My
I'm Not Sorry - December 14, 2021 10:00 - 40 minutesYes, we’re talking about an actual hairless cat who was breastfed on a Delta flight. But it gets even better when Kerri + Deb dive right in with their commentary of this year’s Sharper Image catalog. Two words: Personal Massagers. The ladies get down and dirty with some new products, including a...
Ball Dipping and Birth Control
I'm Not Sorry - December 07, 2021 10:00 - 30 minutesYes, that’s right, BALL DIPPING. But, before we go deeper into that, the girls grace you with a taste of their lovely voices while discussing the most commonly misheard song lyrics that will make you laugh out loud. Kerri tells a story that somehow includes Amelia Bedelia, and Debbie has an outr...
Jordan Syatt May Shock You
I'm Not Sorry - November 30, 2021 10:00 - 43 minutesDebbie and Kerri welcome back fitness influencer Jordan Syatt. In this “shocking” episode, Jordan breaks down why carbs aren’t the devil (and quite sexy), rocks his movie trailer voice, and shares when you’re the most likely to gain weight. Jordan gets fired up about putting butter in your coffe...
Paul Rudd and the D*ck
I'm Not Sorry - November 23, 2021 10:00 - 25 minutesIn this pre-Thanksgiving episode, Kerri and Debbie talk about Paul Rudd right out of the gate and his amazing d*ck scene from the movie “Wanderlust.” Deb eats a Reese’s ugly sweater-themed giant peanut butter cup on-air while Kerri slightly judges her and her love for processed chocolate. The la...
Two in the Pink, One in the Stink
I'm Not Sorry - November 18, 2021 12:00 - 41 minutesTwo in the whaaaaaa? Yeah, Debbie is genuinely shocked Kerri hasn’t heard this funny phrase before, and Kerri is even more surprised that her husband has. The ladies discuss Paul Rudd, the “Sexiest Man Alive,” which leads to a conversation about professional cuddlers. They wonder if that’s reall...
Size Doesn't Matter
I'm Not Sorry - November 11, 2021 16:00 - 11 minutesWelcome to the I’m Not Sorry micro-episode! The girls had planned to meet in the cedar closet to record, but with sick kids at home, they had to Zoom instead. Deb can’t get past the word “micro,” obviously leading to a juicy discussion about micropenises. Kerri shares a few fantastic gems from a...
Debbie Gets Plowed
I'm Not Sorry - November 04, 2021 09:00 - 31 minutesSeason 3, Episode 7: Debbie Gets Plowed: This episode gets dirty real quick when Debbie shares how a not-so-quickie cured last week’s rage (and apparently, her ankles can still touch her ears). Kerri and Debbie play FMK with the Brawny lumberjack, the Energizer Bunny, the Michelin Man, with a bo...
Deli Meat Sheets
I'm Not Sorry - October 28, 2021 16:00 - 36 minutesSeason 3, Episode 6: Deb’s seriously raging this week, and Kerri attempts to bring her out of her funk with a game of Cards Against Humanity, Period Pack. Kerri makes Deb legit dry heave with a question about Beyonce’s Diva Cup. Their hypothetical questions lead to discussions about deli meat sh...
Personal Ads and Indecent Proposals
I'm Not Sorry - October 21, 2021 16:00 - 35 minutesSeason 3, Episode 5, is not so quick and very dirty. Kerri and Deb slip into something more comfortable as they write brutally honest personal ads for each other. The ladies play What Would You Do, with thought-provoking questions about delivering babies in elevators, switching genders for a day...
Betches and Beyond
I'm Not Sorry - October 14, 2021 14:00 - 38 minutesSeason 3 Episode 4 Betches And Beyond: Today, Debbie + Kerri’s guest is Sara Levine, the super inspirational and intriguing Editor-in-Chief at Betches, a female-founded, female-run media and entertainment brand that provides a space for all women to get real about life—funny, honest, and unfilte...
Animal Instincts
I'm Not Sorry - October 07, 2021 12:00 - 30 minutesSeason 3 Episode 3 is all about animal instincts, some of our favorite things, stray hairs, boobies, and so much more! Debbie + Kerri analyze the front-row “performance” given by two frisky gorillas at the zoo. Kerri shares a story about a VERY well-hung zebra from her family trip to the zoo (th...
Twattastic
I'm Not Sorry - October 01, 2021 10:00 - 31 minutesSeason 3 Episode 2 is twattastic! Kerri + Debbie talk about how everyone seems so ragey these last few weeks… including them! Debbie’s bringing the word “twat” back (or is that Ted Lasso’s doing?) Kerri got “carded” at Clover, and Debbie left fart dust in Kerri’s guest bathroom. The girls keep t...
Vicky and the Wenus
I'm Not Sorry - September 24, 2021 10:00 - 31 minutesWelcome to Season 3! Debbie + Kerri attempt to roast each other and fail miserably. The ladies discuss erogenous zones with the help of Vicky the Robot, Kerri’s Wenus, and Ronald McDonald’s load of pink slime that makes Debbie crave a strawberry milkshake. They debate semen vs. seamen, Debbie’s ...
Royally F*cked
I'm Not Sorry - August 06, 2021 16:00 - 28 minutesIt’s the season two finale mothafuckas! And, today, Kerri + Debbie talk about how fantastic it feels to be back in the cedar closet after performing live on stage at Laugh Boston. Hear them revel in the comfortable familiarity of the closet versus the amazing yet soul-scaring stage! They continu...
Shirts and Skins
I'm Not Sorry - July 30, 2021 15:00 - 48 minutesToday on the show, we have strength and nutrition wizard Jordan Syatt, and NOT just because he says “fuck” as much as we do, but because of his kickass approach to health and fitness. Jordan is absolutely no bullshit, a wealth of knowledge, and very funny. Find out WHY he ate a Big Mac every day...
Humdingers and the Jade Meridian
I'm Not Sorry - July 22, 2021 11:00 - 29 minutesDebbie went to a spa but climbed a telephone pole, and the real question is, WHY? Debbie also had her first male masseuse but isn’t sure how to feel about it. Kerri shares a new Dyson product that never loses suction, reminding Debbie that she needs a new vibrator. This conversation might just m...