Latest Middle-aged Podcast Episodes
Colonoscopy Queenz Go Out With a Bang
I'm Not Sorry - April 18, 2023 09:00 - 38 minutesDebbie and Kerri get emotional during the season finale, but not in the way you think! Their emotion comes from the SUPER inappropriate commercials from the 60s and 70s that WROR’s Lauren Beckham Falcone shared: Loves Baby Soft and the “sexy baby,” Nestea’s tasting the “taste of wetness” and Max...
Too Tired to F*ck, the Bullsh*t Banning of Drag Shows, and More About the Pelvic Floor
I'm Not Sorry - March 28, 2023 01:00 - 25 minutesThe penultimate episode of season five is short and silly and everything everywhere all at once. The ladies discuss Debbie’s nickname and their fondness for matinee concerts so they can get to bed early. Kerri shares her go-to dish that “worked every time” when she was young and single. They los...
The Cheese Tax, Anti-Abortion Scare Tactics, and Sugar Daddy (and Mommy) Appreciation Day
I'm Not Sorry - March 23, 2023 09:00 - 28 minutesThe cheese tax, the cheese tax…WTAF? The cheese tax has exploded, and thanks to Kerri, you'll be humming that catchy tune all day. This episode has the ladies teetering on the edge of many rabbit holes, but somehow they manage to stay on track. Debbie needs pelvic floor physical therapy, so of c...
Just a Taste - Round Two
I'm Not Sorry - March 14, 2023 09:00 - 5 minutesCheck out round two of the “Just a Taste” episode, and indulge in what we hope will be the most hilarious and inappropriate five minutes of your day. You’re Welcome!
Handmaids and Dirty Barbies
I'm Not Sorry - March 02, 2023 10:00 - 32 minutesDebbie + Kerri continue to slide down all the rabbit holes and off the deep end into oblivion. The topics range from the enormity of women's responsibilities over school vacation week (and in general), and why women are called "nags" for trying to get shit done. The reality of their deeply subur...
Tips to Look After Your Husband and a Wicked Happy Ending
I'm Not Sorry - February 22, 2023 10:00 - 35 minutesThis episode is ridiculously HI LAR IOUS. As out of control as ever. And WAIT until you get to the end; brace yourselves for a gut punch of uncontrollable laughter. Join Kerri + Debbie as they slide down all of the rabbit holes, off the motherf*cking rails, off the deep end into oblivion. The gi...
Betty White Ping Pong
I'm Not Sorry - February 16, 2023 10:00 - 31 minutesThis episode is off to a rocky start! Debbie + Kerri attempted to record the podcast on video, but their performance in front of the camera was less than stellar. Kerri wins the competition of "who has the most control issues." Debbie's a wee bit hungover and still wearing last night's makeup, s...
Shrinkage and Dad Bods
I'm Not Sorry - February 08, 2023 10:00 - 30 minutesIn this episode, Debbie and Kerri will have your head spinning as they bounce from topic to topic in their heavily caffeinated and highly entertaining state. Highlights? Kerri is high on cheese (yes, cheese!), and she's shrinking. Debbie breaks out her best Shakira impression, and the girls disc...
Wrong Place, Wrong Time
I'm Not Sorry - February 01, 2023 10:00 - 35 minutesThe episode kicks off with a little Justin Timberlake and his SNL “Motherlover.” The girls don't plan to talk about porn again, but when Debbie says, "Drew Carey is a dirty bitch," Kerri needs to know why! Discussion of America's favorite game show host's sexual liaisons leads them to discuss se...
Let's Talk About Porn, Baby!
I'm Not Sorry - January 17, 2023 10:00 - 31 minutesGet ready for erotic stories, porn, and passion... Oh My! Kerri discovered a new porn site for women by women, and jumps right in to read some of the stories on the podcast, which teach some very valuable lessons (wink wink.) Debbie talks about the ten worst fashion trends of 2022. But she doesn...
Anti-Gender Groups and Emotional Support Turtles
I'm Not Sorry - January 11, 2023 10:00 - 31 minutesEpisode 5 is off to a premature start but quickly goes into Debbie's recap of her trip to Denmark. Then she shares how she and her husband were "wrapping presents" (AKA having sex) while the kids were home. The ladies can't help but giggle as Kerri tells a story about a dude whose best friend is...
Episode Ten or 54: Oaxtershed (Community Episode)
Gamewank: The Next Generation - January 04, 2023 18:14 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 1 ratingThis in an episode of Gamewank starring... everyone! Well, not everyone, but a bunch of people from the Exclusive Gamewank Discord got together with Jim to record Community Gamewank, a mad experiment that actually worked! In this we discussed: Trekkies and Trekkies 2: the most tragic d...
Titanic II - Under the Sea
I'm Not Sorry - December 27, 2022 10:00 - 29 minutesKerri and Debbie are completely off-script in the final episode of 2022! They try to play games, but the tangents take over as they discuss old shows they’d like to bring back. They question trying aerial acrobatics but quickly decide that’s a hard no. The conversation leads to the scientific pr...
Episode Nine or 53: Xmas Special 2022
Gamewank: The Next Generation - December 21, 2022 17:42 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 1 ratingIt's Gamewank! We're back for Xmas! Inside we discuss, I dunno, a bunch of stuff. Star Trek, obviously. Video games. Being a pair of decrepit auld guys who have to do this just to socialise now. After almost a decade and two remasters, Richie finally discovers GTA V. After over a decade and ab...
Brad Pitt, Cake Farts, and Sploshing, Oh My!
I'm Not Sorry - December 20, 2022 10:00 - 34 minutesYou read it right! In this week’s episode, Debbie and Kerri stumble upon the underworld of cake farting while exploring their love for Brad Pitt and his consumption of shrimp cocktail (and other delights) in his movie roles. Kerri gets fired up about all the news we don’t care about, like the GM...
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian
I'm Not Sorry - December 14, 2022 10:00 - 36 minutesIt's the most wonderful time of the year; however, Kerri + Debbie are sad to report that the Sharper Image catalog is a major disappointment, and they have nothing to share. Instead, they play games, including This or That, and then launch into a marathon holiday version of FMK (Elf, Grinch, and...
Hollywood Dreams Don't Pay College Tuition
I'm Not Sorry - December 06, 2022 10:00 - 38 minutesIt's the I'm Not Sorry Season 5 premiere and Debbie + Kerri are super excited to be back in the studio! They recap their summer trip to LA, the land of beautiful people and sad pancakes, and where they're somehow older and rate lower in that city than in Metrowest Boston. Their rollercoaster has...
Controlling Your Semen Intake + Other Women’s Rights
I'm Not Sorry - July 05, 2022 09:00 - 35 minutesIt's the I'm Not Sorry Season 4 finale, mothaf*ckas, and there's sooooo much to talk about! Debbie + Kerri are fired the f*ck up, and nothing is off-limits. Let's start with the Utah lawmaker who insisted that women can control their semen intake. She must have been absent the day they taught se...
Controlling Your Semen Intake + Other Women’s Rights
I'm Not Sorry - July 05, 2022 09:00 - 35 minutesIt's the I'm Not Sorry Season 4 finale, mothaf*ckas, and there's sooooo much to talk about! Debbie + Kerri are fired the f*ck up, and nothing is off-limits. Let's start with the Utah lawmaker who insisted that women can control their semen intake. She must have been absent the day they taught se...
Clear Your Throat and Swallow
I'm Not Sorry - June 21, 2022 16:00 - 27 minutesWelcome to the penultimate episode that has Debbie clearing her throat and swallowing… OYSTERS! The girls discuss the cringeworthy moments in some of the most iconic movies we loved but would never fly now. Kerri does everything she can to gross Debbie with her impressively nasty Would You Rathe...
The Angry Hamm and The Hard Deck
I'm Not Sorry - June 14, 2022 09:00 - 35 minutesKerri + Debbie saw Maverick and are ready to share their review! Why is Jon Hamm so angry? Also, they don’t even know which was funnier, Tom Cruise grunting his way up a mountain, the teenage boys making fart noises all through the film, their lunch consisting of popcorn and M&Ms, or their own r...
Hot for Maverick, Pride Month, and Hotel Sex
I'm Not Sorry - June 07, 2022 08:00 - 33 minutesThe ladies are giddy with excitement about being back together in the studio, seeing the movie Maverick and Jon Hamm. You’ll totally get their nostalgia for all things 1986, including music, tv shows, and waterbeds. Debbie and Kerri discuss pride month, the importance of accepting all people as ...
Don't Bring Your Placenta to Target and STIs in the Nursing Home
I'm Not Sorry - June 02, 2022 13:00 - 22 minutesThe ladies jump right in with a story about Kerri finally getting closure from her 8th-grade crush. Then they discuss the "unorthodox" method of enhancing fertility, according to the Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's doctor. Caution: This story may make you gag, wink, wink. But it's nothin...
Butt Stuff
I'm Not Sorry - May 26, 2022 09:00 - 35 minutesThere’s some incredibly heavy sh*t happening in the world today, so the girls thought they’d lighten things up a bit with some good old butt humor. This episode will have you contemplating your back door in ways you’ve never even considered. Debbie + Kerri share stories about people finding them...
A Submarine Sandwich in Your Underwear
I'm Not Sorry - May 18, 2022 09:00 - 35 minutesGood news! Debbie made it through surgery, had FUN, got reprimanded in post-op for swearing, and thankfully isn't incapacitated! Woot! Woot! Kerri's mortified about the truth behind swim-up bars and what actually happens at (or under) them. Debbie's fascinated with the "The Grow Your Clit Moveme...
Dry Hump Day
I'm Not Sorry - May 11, 2022 10:00 - 24 minutesThis episode was recorded pre-surgery for Debbie, and Kerri is worried that she may become incapacitated when under the knife. The ladies have some conspiracy theories about Siri and are disappointed she won't beatbox for them. Deb gets fired up about her strong endo cells, stating that her dick...
A Very C*nty Mother's Day
I'm Not Sorry - May 04, 2022 09:00 - 33 minutesDebbie has a serious case of the Mondays, and Kerri wonders if they broke a record for how many times they actually say the "c" word in one episode. With Mother’s Day around the corner, the ladies share some very inappropriate Mother’s Day gifts. Kerri + Debbie take an unexpected trip back to th...
Snickers Veins and Probing Uranus
I'm Not Sorry - April 27, 2022 09:00 - 29 minutesAttention, please… Snickers has officially responded to claims that they have removed the "dick vein" from their candy bars. Whaaaaa? And, what's with the uptick in public masturbation? Debbie + Kerri share a story about a guy on the train who took his pants and underwear off, lay bare-assed, an...
Episode Eight or 52: Richie Hates My Cat
Gamewank: The Next Generation - April 20, 2022 20:54 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 1 rating***MILD PICARD SPOILERS FROM 20:00 - 30:30*** Joining us this week, Owen O'Donnell of The Infinite Review! We talk about Picard, Sonic 2, Chinatown Detective Agency, Karl Urban's Dredd, and Elden Ring. Also, Richie is very rude about Jim's cat.
We're Not Sorry with Jay Mohr
I'm Not Sorry - April 20, 2022 09:00 - 44 minutesThis week's guest is the LEGENDARY comedian, Jay Mohr!! Jay's prolific career includes significant roles in movies such as Jerry Maguire, Picture Perfect, and Go. He was also on SNL for two seasons, was named the Greatest Living Comedian by Rolling Stone in 2017, and one of the top 100 comedians...