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The Old Ship
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - April 25, 2024 18:50 - 1 hourWhen the Cavalier receives a mysterious distress signal, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings), and Billy Onassis (Branson Reese) head to investigate a derelict ship. But do they have the experience and maturity needed to uncover its secrets? Or will they gain ...
[Patreon Preview] Justice... and/or Discipline
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - April 19, 2024 14:47 - 7 minutesWhen Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) brings Scandal (Carly Monardo), Groomda (Tim Platt), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher) to the idyllic world of Jessbo-2, all he can hope for is that the Jessbens have totally normal laws that none of the crew violate! To hear the rest of this episode, a...
The Planet with No Chocolate
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - April 12, 2024 02:22 - 1 hourJust when he thought it was safe in the Galaxy, Delicious Donald (Branson Reese) arrives in his personal hell. Meanwhile, Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher) investigate a series of strange disappearances on the planet's only settlement. Join our Patreon now for ...
These Those Spring Special: Trek Draft!
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - March 28, 2024 04:00 - 1 hourSpring has sprung, so it's no better time for a seasonal special, baby!! Join Joe, Ali, Chris, and Branson as they draft their dream Trek bridge crew, chat about Vulcans, oh and make one incredible surprise announcement. Don't miss it! TREK DRAFT RULES This will be a snake draft. You will dra...
[Patreon Preview] Hiss the Bride
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - March 22, 2024 17:38 - 8 minutesWhen Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) is tasked with planning the Bachelorette Party for Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), she naturally invites Meredith's best fried, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt). But when Gelmire agrees to be 'just Meredith's friend' for the weekend, will an alluring suitor ...
Cold Case
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - March 14, 2024 21:29 - 1 hourWhen the CSS Cavalier crosses paths with a centuries-old human spacecraft, Groomda (Tim Platt), Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings), and Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) lead the investigation. But what if, there in strange spacebound time capsule, there was a still-working cryopod, preserving an ancient s...
[Patreon Preview] Groundroach Day
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - February 29, 2024 17:55 - 6 minutesWhat would happen, one wonders, if that villainous mastermind Darkly Gameover (Joe Lepore), hacked into the CSS Cavalier holozone to create a series of deathtraps to test Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) and Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher)? Would they rise to the occasion? Would they get stuck in t...
Sown the Future Part Two
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - February 23, 2024 04:56 - 1 hourReeling from the events of last episode, Begonia Bloodterror (Chris Hastings) and his time-travelling companions Vee (Carly Monardo) and Oberon Coaxial (Branson Reese) race across dystopian Antarctica to stop Begonia's son's evil plan. But will the aid of a shocking ally be enough to help save t...
Sown the Future
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - February 16, 2024 02:56 - 54 minutesWhen ship's Tactician Begonia BloodTerror (Christopher Hastings), is brought to the future by some time-lost compatriots Vestavi-er, Vee, and Oberon Coaxial (Carly Monardo and Branson Reese), his hopes for a wonderful utopia are dashed. No, I'm afraid the future is not a wonderful utopia, dear l...
Scandal and Charity's High School Reunion
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - January 25, 2024 21:23 - 1 hourWhen Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Charity (Ali Fisher) are summoned to their High School reunion, will they recapture the glory of youth? Rekindle old flames? Discover childhood secrets? All that and more??? PLUS: Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) seeks professional advice. Join our Patreon now for t...
[Patreon Preview] A Ship in a Pocket
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - January 19, 2024 17:08 - 6 minutesIn order to pass through a dangerous Correxian checkpoint, the CSS Cavalier is shrunk down to the size of a coin, and escorted secretly by Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and Klaus Kitski (Branson Reese). With the lives of everyone aboard the ship in their literal hands, will Dewey and Klaus ri...
Hyperlift Lost
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - January 11, 2024 17:26 - 1 hourWhen Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings), Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo), and Guy Normal (Branson Reese), get stuck in a hyperlift aboard the CSS Cavalier, everyone decides to do the sensible thing and calmly wait until help arrives. Or do they??? Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN E...
These Those Holiday Special: Alien Draft '23 with Joe, Tim, and Carly!
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - December 28, 2023 05:00 - 1 hourIt's a bird! It's a plane! No...it's a podcast! It's the end of the year, and as we kick back and relax, Joe, Carly, and Tim gather round that cosmic fire with a mug of hot cocoa and DRAFT THEIR FAVORITE ALIENS. Who will have the best crew of creatures from beyond the stars when the dust settle...
[Patreon Preview] Showdown at Prosperous Chasm
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - December 21, 2023 05:00 - 6 minutesWhen Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Ship's Cat Chestershire (Ali Fisher), and Ship's Mortician Clinton Bodycount (Branson Reese), need emergency shuttlecraft repairs on the abandoned mining planet SilvGold-7, they find themselves in a *gulp* ghost town. But surely the local legend of a gho...
The Grand Oomda
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - December 14, 2023 05:00 - 54 minutesIt seems like a pretty typical day for the CSS Cavalier's chief scientist/tentacle monster Groomda (Tim Platt), until a mysterious figure from Groomda's past (Christopher Hastings) arrives to call him home. Will he leave his new life behind? Meanwhile, can Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) win the ...
AbNormal
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - November 30, 2023 05:39 - 1 hourThe holidays have arrived at the CSS Cavalier, so naturally Ship's Event Planner Marvin Blond (Tim Platt) is on hand to host a preview of Delicious Donald's (Branson Reese) latest wintertime confections. But when adorable orphan Boboli (Carly Monardo) notices something strange about Guy Normal, ...
[Patreon Preview] "The Chesterfields are Dying Left and Right!"
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - November 17, 2023 01:53 - 7 minutesSometimes, dear listener, family reunions aren't 100% joyful. I know this may come as a shock to you, all the more reason you'll relate to Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), when she's visited by her twin siblings Bester Meth (Branson Reese) and Hester Beth Chesterfield (Carly Monardo), who com...
Perchance to Snooze
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - November 09, 2023 05:04 - 58 minutesWhen Guy Normal (Branson Reese), Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings), and Boboli (Carly Monardo) settle in for a peaceful night's sleep, little do they know they are about to embark on an adventure, not across space, but across the very dreamscape! Join our Patreon now for tons more stuf...
Mission Accomplished
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - October 26, 2023 14:24 - 1 hourWhen our three Mages- Deremeth (Ali Fisher), Werimether (Christopher Hastings), and Jodge the Middle Mage (Carly Monardo) find themselves sent to a planet torn by war can they help its people recover and rebuild? Or will they just get wrapped up in squabbles about Luck Magic? Also Kwoo (Joe Lepo...
[Patreon Preview] Connect The Botz
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - October 19, 2023 15:17 - 6 minutesBy the end of this episode, you'll be like "Rip Van Winkle? More like Rip...Van...Twinkle Toes!" DRAMATIS PERSONAE Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt) To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now...
The Lake Beast
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - October 12, 2023 05:42 - 1 hourDown on an alien world, ambitious ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), finds himself on a bit of a wild Goose chase when trying to form a Triumvirate of Guys with Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) and Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings). Meanwhile, Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Meredith Chesterf...
These Those September Special: Talkin' EXTRATERRESTRIALS with Joe, Chris, and Branson!
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - September 28, 2023 04:00 - 1 hourEven Groomda needs a break sometimes! Instead of a classic These Those adventure, Joe "Close Encounter" Lepore, Christopher "Area 51" Hastings, and Branson "Little Green Man" Reese are getting together to discuss the possibility of life...out there. And don't worry, they don't go on any tangents...
Hint
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - September 14, 2023 04:00 - 1 hourWhen Gelmi-ahem, Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) is invited to an exclusive dinner party at the mansion of video game madman Darkly Gameover, how can he say no? And who better to bring along than Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) and Werimether (Christopher Hastings)? And who said anything about murder? ...
To Taste Success
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - August 24, 2023 04:00 - 1 hourShip's Junior Mortician Vestavia Casketshowroom (Carly Monardo) discovers the perfect wedding gift for Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) and Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher)- Azure Skyberries from the cloud planet Cirri-7, which are in season for the first time in 500 years! But who will guide the...
[Patreon Preview] The Prince and the Tentacle
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - August 17, 2023 18:36 - 6 minutesWhen a Vanguard Tentacle Expert arrives on the ship, Groomda (Tim Platt) can't be far behind. And when that Tentacle Man has an old friend aboard- Helmsman Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) can't be far behind either. And when a weird asteroid crashes into the ship? Well that rock's myste...
The Purple Excellence
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - August 10, 2023 04:00 - 1 hourScandal (Carly Monardo) and Begonia (Christopher Hastings) are put off at first when they meet the grim and mysterious photographer Lestecheth Feldermeld (Ali Fisher). But don't worry! Her camera reveals the specter of death :D
Bovine Alley
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - July 27, 2023 17:59 - 1 hourSacre Bleu...cow?? When Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings), grizzled veteran Klaus Kitski (Branson Reese), and ship's Translator Très Bien (Tim Platt) meet for a pleasant evening at the CSS Cavalier's Bowling Alley, they'll unfortunately have to take a raincheck for the 'pleasant' part. Because so...
[Patreon Preview] Tale as Old as Space
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - July 20, 2023 20:43 - 5 minutesWhen Junior Mortician Vestavia (Carly Monardo), Ship's Agent Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), and Mage of Ill Portent (Christopher Hastings), find themselves on the bridge of the CSS Cavalier, we can only hope they won't be called upon to save the ship in a moment of crisis. They are not equipped ...
Future Days of Present Past
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - July 13, 2023 04:00 - 1 hourWhen plucky Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), ship's ENT Dr, Dewey (Chrisopher Hastings) and junior mortician Vestavia Casketshowroom (Carly Monardo) take in the many constellations from the CSS Cavalier's Observation Deck, it's sure to be an evening full of stars. But the stars are even clos...
Flower Power
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! - June 22, 2023 19:02 - 1 hourWhen the Flora Regnant of Angio Prime falls gravely ill, ship's tactician Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings) is whisked away from the Cavalier for what can only be an impending funeral. But when we're talking kings and sucession, even he can't be caught unawares! For aboard this flowerin...
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