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Oh These, Those Stars of Space!

75 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago -

Far beyond the frontier of civilized space, sails the starship the CSS Cavalier, manned by her strange and daring crew. Their destination? Adventure. Their cargo? Your dang ears. Their mission? Episodic science fiction comedy at the intersection of Star Trek, Douglas Adams, and the Marquis DeSade. From the same people who birthed unto you the blockbuster true-crime podcast Rude Tales of Magic comes a new and improvised sci-fi (science fiction) delight that has already been banned in most public schools and the Vatican.

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Episodes

These Those Spring Special: Trek Draft!

March 28, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Spring has sprung, so it's no better time for a seasonal special, baby!! Join Joe, Ali, Chris, and Branson as they draft their dream Trek bridge crew, chat about Vulcans, oh and make one incredible surprise announcement. Don't miss it! TREK DRAFT RULES This will be a snake draft. You will draft a crew of 7 officers to helm your Starship Your crew must fill the following roles: Captain, Executive Officer/Security Officer, Science Officer, Ship’s Doctor, Chief Engineer, a ‘soft skills’ off...

[Patreon Preview] Hiss the Bride

March 22, 2024 17:38 - 8 minutes - 7.36 MB

When Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) is tasked with planning the Bachelorette Party for Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), she naturally invites Meredith's best fried, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt). But when Gelmire agrees to be 'just Meredith's friend' for the weekend, will an alluring suitor (Joe Lepore) come between them? You heard right!  The whole cast is doing a LIVE SHOW AT THE BELL HOUSE IN BROOKLYN ON MARCH 30TH.  Rude Tales of Magic: Lent Enders!  Buy your in-person AND LIVESTREA...

Cold Case

March 14, 2024 21:29 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

When the CSS Cavalier crosses paths with a centuries-old human spacecraft, Groomda (Tim Platt), Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings), and Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) lead the investigation. But what if, there in strange spacebound time capsule, there was a still-working cryopod, preserving an ancient spacefarer? What secrets could they share of the past? What horrors? You heard right!  The whole cast is doing a LIVE SHOW AT THE BELL HOUSE IN BROOKLYN ON MARCH 30TH.  Rude Tales of Magic: Lent Ender...

[Patreon Preview] Groundroach Day

February 29, 2024 17:55 - 6 minutes - 6.09 MB

What would happen, one wonders, if that villainous mastermind Darkly Gameover (Joe Lepore), hacked into the CSS Cavalier holozone to create a series of deathtraps to test Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) and Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher)? Would they rise to the occasion? Would they get stuck in the first deathtrap and in the interest of time Darkly would be forced to jettison the rest? One wonders!! You heard right!  The whole cast is doing a LIVE SHOW AT THE BELL HOUSE IN BROOKLYN ON MARCH ...

Sown the Future Part Two

February 23, 2024 04:56 - 1 hour - 63.3 MB

Reeling from the events of last episode, Begonia Bloodterror (Chris Hastings) and his time-travelling companions Vee (Carly Monardo) and Oberon Coaxial (Branson Reese) race across dystopian Antarctica to stop Begonia's son's evil plan. But will the aid of a shocking ally be enough to help save the day? All this and the continuing adventures of Gleep Glorp (Joe Lepore).  You heard right!  The whole cast is doing a LIVE SHOW AT THE BELL HOUSE IN BROOKLYN ON MARCH 30TH.  Rude Tales of Magic: L...

Sown the Future

February 16, 2024 02:56 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

When ship's Tactician Begonia BloodTerror (Christopher Hastings), is brought to the future by some time-lost compatriots Vestavi-er, Vee, and Oberon Coaxial (Carly Monardo and Branson Reese), his hopes for a wonderful utopia are dashed. No, I'm afraid the future is not a wonderful utopia, dear listener- it's a bad *dystopia*!! But what is Begonia's personal connection to all this? And what if the dystopia doesn't seem so bad to him? All this and the exciting debut of Gleep Glorp (Joe Lepore)...

Scandal and Charity's High School Reunion

January 25, 2024 21:23 - 1 hour - 72 MB

When Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Charity (Ali Fisher) are summoned to their High School reunion, will they recapture the glory of youth? Rekindle old flames? Discover childhood secrets? All that and more??? PLUS: Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) seeks professional advice. Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. And follow us on twitter, but only if you l...

[Patreon Preview] A Ship in a Pocket

January 19, 2024 17:08 - 6 minutes - 5.79 MB

In order to pass through a dangerous Correxian checkpoint, the CSS Cavalier is shrunk down to the size of a coin, and escorted secretly by Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and Klaus Kitski (Branson Reese). With the lives of everyone aboard the ship in their literal hands, will Dewey and Klaus rise to the occasion? Or will their checkered pasts come back to haunt them? To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content (like that screenshot Branson mentions), Join our Patreon now...

Hyperlift Lost

January 11, 2024 17:26 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

When Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings), Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo), and Guy Normal (Branson Reese), get stuck in a hyperlift aboard the CSS Cavalier, everyone decides to do the sensible thing and calmly wait until help arrives. Or do they??? Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. And follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose...

These Those Holiday Special: Alien Draft '23 with Joe, Tim, and Carly!

December 28, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

It's a bird! It's a plane! No...it's a podcast! It's the end of the year, and as we kick back and relax, Joe, Carly, and Tim gather round that cosmic fire with a mug of hot cocoa and DRAFT THEIR FAVORITE ALIENS. Who will have the best crew of creatures from beyond the stars when the dust settles? Listen and find out, please! Missing the usual OTTSS adventures? You can hear last week's episode if you Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONT...

[Patreon Preview] Showdown at Prosperous Chasm

December 21, 2023 05:00 - 6 minutes - 6.31 MB

When Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Ship's Cat Chestershire (Ali Fisher), and Ship's Mortician Clinton Bodycount (Branson Reese), need emergency shuttlecraft repairs on the abandoned mining planet SilvGold-7, they find themselves in a *gulp* ghost town. But surely the local legend of a ghostly miner who haunts the mines is nothing more than a spooky story...isn't it? For our heroes' sake, I hope so. To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content (like that screenshot B...

The Grand Oomda

December 14, 2023 05:00 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MB

It seems like a pretty typical day for the CSS Cavalier's chief scientist/tentacle monster Groomda (Tim Platt), until a mysterious figure from Groomda's past (Christopher Hastings) arrives to call him home. Will he leave his new life behind? Meanwhile, can Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) win the heart of Princess Tyrexibeth?? Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's onl...

AbNormal

November 30, 2023 05:39 - 1 hour - 55.2 MB

The holidays have arrived at the CSS Cavalier, so naturally Ship's Event Planner Marvin Blond (Tim Platt) is on hand to host a preview of Delicious Donald's (Branson Reese) latest wintertime confections. But when adorable orphan Boboli (Carly Monardo) notices something strange about Guy Normal, well, who knows what could happen! I can't believe we get to make this show!   Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can g...

[Patreon Preview] "The Chesterfields are Dying Left and Right!"

November 17, 2023 01:53 - 7 minutes - 6.53 MB

Sometimes, dear listener, family reunions aren't 100% joyful. I know this may come as a shock to you, all the more reason you'll relate to Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), when she's visited by her twin siblings Bester Meth (Branson Reese) and Hester Beth Chesterfield (Carly Monardo), who come bearing bad news. For a hint as to what, see the episode title! To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIO...

Perchance to Snooze

November 09, 2023 05:04 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

When Guy Normal (Branson Reese), Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings), and Boboli (Carly Monardo) settle in for a peaceful night's sleep, little do they know they are about to embark on an adventure, not across space, but across the very dreamscape! Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. And follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure,...

Mission Accomplished

October 26, 2023 14:24 - 1 hour - 72.5 MB

When our three Mages- Deremeth (Ali Fisher), Werimether (Christopher Hastings), and Jodge the Middle Mage (Carly Monardo) find themselves sent to a planet torn by war can they help its people recover and rebuild? Or will they just get wrapped up in squabbles about Luck Magic? Also Kwoo (Joe Lepore) shows up. Wait-Kwoo? THEE KWOO? Uh oh! Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hur...

[Patreon Preview] Connect The Botz

October 19, 2023 15:17 - 6 minutes - 5.97 MB

By the end of this episode, you'll be like "Rip Van Winkle? More like Rip...Van...Twinkle Toes!" DRAMATIS PERSONAE Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt) To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. Follow us on twitter, but only if you...

The Lake Beast

October 12, 2023 05:42 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

Down on an alien world, ambitious ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), finds himself on a bit of a wild Goose chase when trying to form a Triumvirate of Guys with Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) and Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings). Meanwhile, Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher) try to bond as only a bride and her maid of honor can. But will a visitor with a connection to Meredith's past ruin everything? Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including A...

These Those September Special: Talkin' EXTRATERRESTRIALS with Joe, Chris, and Branson!

September 28, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MB

Even Groomda needs a break sometimes! Instead of a classic These Those adventure, Joe "Close Encounter" Lepore, Christopher "Area 51" Hastings, and Branson "Little Green Man" Reese are getting together to discuss the possibility of life...out there. And don't worry, they don't go on any tangents! Unrelated, here are the two weird TCM specials Warren Beatty has made to retain the rights to Dick Tracy: 2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAy2r4DyfgA 2023: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M...

Hint

September 14, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

When Gelmi-ahem, Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) is invited to an exclusive dinner party at the mansion of video game madman Darkly Gameover, how can he say no? And who better to bring along than Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) and Werimether (Christopher Hastings)? And who said anything about murder? Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. And follow us on...

To Taste Success

August 24, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 76.2 MB

Ship's Junior Mortician Vestavia Casketshowroom (Carly Monardo) discovers the perfect wedding gift for Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) and Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher)-  Azure Skyberries from the cloud planet Cirri-7, which are in season for the first time in 500 years! But who will guide them to retrieve this gift? Perhaps the enigmatic Oberon Coaxial (Branson Reese)? But does this mysterious and rugged figure know more of our heroes than he lets on? And will everyone be coming home from...

[Patreon Preview] The Prince and the Tentacle

August 17, 2023 18:36 - 6 minutes - 6.02 MB

When a Vanguard Tentacle Expert arrives on the ship, Groomda (Tim Platt) can't be far behind. And when that Tentacle Man has an old friend aboard- Helmsman Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) can't be far behind either. And when a weird asteroid crashes into the ship? Well that rock's mysterious passenger (Carly Monardo) absolutely cannot be far behind. Hope they can keep up, but has everyone been doing their cardio?   To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Joi...

The Purple Excellence

August 10, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Begonia (Christopher Hastings) are put off at first when they meet the grim and mysterious photographer Lestecheth Feldermeld (Ali Fisher). But don't worry! Her camera reveals the specter of death :D  

Bovine Alley

July 27, 2023 17:59 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

Sacre Bleu...cow?? When Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings), grizzled veteran Klaus Kitski (Branson Reese), and ship's Translator Très Bien (Tim Platt) meet for a pleasant evening at the CSS Cavalier's Bowling Alley, they'll unfortunately have to take a raincheck for the 'pleasant' part. Because something very strange is going on with the rest of the crew. And in a world full of auto-translators, is this finally Très Bien's time to shine? Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ...

[Patreon Preview] Tale as Old as Space

July 20, 2023 20:43 - 5 minutes - 5.43 MB

When Junior Mortician Vestavia (Carly Monardo), Ship's Agent Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), and Mage of Ill Portent (Christopher Hastings), find themselves on the bridge of the CSS Cavalier, we can only hope they won't be called upon to save the ship in a moment of crisis. They are not equipped to take that kind of thing on! To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons...

Future Days of Present Past

July 13, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

When plucky Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), ship's ENT Dr, Dewey (Chrisopher Hastings) and junior mortician Vestavia Casketshowroom (Carly Monardo) take in the many constellations from the CSS Cavalier's Observation Deck, it's sure to be an evening full of stars. But the stars are even closer than they think, when a mysterious traveler comes aboard (Guest Star RYAN NORTH). Does this voyager bring news from the future, or more trouble to their doorstep? Maybe both! Special thanks to Rya...

Flower Power

June 22, 2023 19:02 - 1 hour - 61 MB

When the Flora Regnant of Angio Prime falls gravely ill, ship's tactician Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings) is whisked away from the Cavalier for what can only be an impending funeral. But when we're talking kings and sucession, even he can't be caught unawares! For aboard this flowering starship are Hellebore (Carly Monardo) and Magentena Chokevenom (Ali Fisher), sisters from a noble house who seem to have taken a keen interest in our dear Begonia... Join our Patreon now for tons ...

[Patreon Preview] Bright Lights, Ring City

June 15, 2023 21:34 - 11 minutes - 10.5 MB

On a critical mission for the CSS Cavalier, Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) and his bodyguards Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Charity Mesterfield (Ali Fisher) have nowhere to turn but to an old friend: Xander Mercutio, governor of the Ring City of Relzax. Not only is he willing to help our heroes, he's coincidentally just made a deal to ensure the continued independence of his station. Rad! To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more s...

The Lost Boy or: A Delicious Day

June 01, 2023 04:54 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

Having finally earned a promotion, Ensi-er, Lieutenant Junior Grade Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) leads a crack team including Blooperno Illion (Christopher Hastings) and ship's chocolatier Delicious Donald (Branson Reese) down to Marsus-4 for an away mission. But will they find the galaxium they're looking for? Or will they find lots of marvelous treats for Delicious Donald to enjoy? Or will they find something much darker?? Or a mix of all that??? LISTEN TO FIND OUT! Join our Patreon now for ...

The Nephews

May 25, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 73.7 MB

50th Episode! When a mysterious warning is issued for Deck 52, brothers Rupert (Christopher Hastings), Dupert (Carly Monardo), and Poopert (Branson Reese) take the case! But are they in over their feathered heads? Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. And follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose Oh These, Those Stars o...

[Patreon Preview] Spacemellow Hollow

May 12, 2023 14:24 - 5 minutes - 5.02 MB

When a mysterious door appears before three Cavalier crewmembers, they find themselves freed from the hustle-bustle of the galaxy. Each is faced with a momentous choice. Will Werimether (Christopher Hastings) choose to live as a Mage of Good Fortune? Will Groomda (Tim Platt) find love? And will ship's Actor Hercules EGOT (Branson Reese) find a stage big enough for him? And will these choices take them away from the Cavalier- Forever?? To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus c...

Incident on the Humphrey

April 27, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 72.9 MB

It's probably Gelmire. With Ali Fisher as Charity Mesterfield, Branson Reese as Guy Normal, Carly Monardo as Scandal, Christopher Hastings as Dr. Dewey, Taylor Moore as Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom, and Tim Platt as *gulp* Gelmire Lysander. Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. And follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose...

Fightstar

March 30, 2023 17:52 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

Every 8 years, the deadliest lifeforms of the galaxy gather to determine the next champion. The Great Tournament is secret. Deadly. Illegal. Kind of hot? Brutal.     Its name is only whispered, for fear of a karate chop to the skull. That name? FIGHTSTAR.   *Thwack*   *Narrator Dies*   This years combatants? Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese). Groomda (Tim Platt). Carboat Bin Laden (Taylor Moore). May they die glorious deaths! Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIR...

[Patreon Preview] The Legend of Sleepy Fellow

March 23, 2023 18:41 - 7 minutes - 6.42 MB

Though beloved members of our heroic crew, sometimes officers Clare President (Taylor Moore) and Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt) can feel like outsiders. And when the ship's hot new schoolmaster, Ichabod Crane (Branson Reese) threatens Rip's status as "Ship's Public Domain Washington Irving Character Brought to Life", he starts to wonder, do I belong here at all? Even Clare seems to love him! No one even cares that Ichabod slept with Rip's wife like 700 years ago! Maybe the only thing that can ke...

Gigantix

March 17, 2023 20:25 - 1 hour - 68.6 MB

Gigantix. The name itself causes hearts across the galaxy to flutter with wonder and adventure. The ship of dreams. The voyager of miracles. The Jewel of the Correxian-Vermont Alliance. The finest and largest starship ever built. On a ship this perfect, they don't even need to bother with escape pods!! [note to self- insert more obvious foreshadowing here]. Yes, should be a totally normal voyage indeed for Ensign Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo), Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings), and Carb...

Collector's Edition

February 28, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 55 MB

Backyard Pyle (Taylor Moore). Dr. Thomas Dewey (Christopher Hastings). Groomda (Tim Platt). Three of the finest officers to ever serve aboard the Cavalier. Three heroes who have risked their lives to explore the galaxy. Three legends...on a daring quest...for missing stuff. Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. And follow us on twitter, but only if...

Yonder Stormzone

February 21, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

A hunt for a fresh navcomputer leads Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), and Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore) to MaxMax-3, a bleak desert world where only the strong survive. Here, laws and manners have been gutted and left for dead by the side of the road, replaced by steel and leather. And if our heroes are ever going to make it out with their prize, they'll need something even rarer than a navcomputer on MaxMax-3—they'll need hope. Join our Patreon now for tons m...

[Patreon Preview] Top of the Computer To Ya

February 08, 2023 16:28 - 4 minutes - 4.32 MB

When the crew of the Cavalier discovers a shipwreck in deep space with ties to their past, you won't be shocked to learned they send an away team to check it out. Including our heroes Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo), Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), and Scorpio Ni-Yeer (Branson Reese).  But what happens next? Something you never thought possible.  It will take everything they've got—and maybe the luck of a new friend—to get out of this one. To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus co...

The Normal Show

January 31, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 78.7 MB

Ah, Starhaven. A simple, happy community, and the perfect place to raise a family, like loving siblings Groomda (Tim Platt), Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore), and Guy Normal (Branson Reese). And don't forget their talking cat, Chestershire (Ali Fisher)! Oh? What's that impossible dream they all shared, of serving aboard a starship travelling across the galaxy? No, it's probably nothing!  Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons ...

[Patreon Preview] The Wa of Aqua

January 24, 2023 05:00 - 6 minutes - 5.74 MB

While the crew mourns a fallen comrade, duty still calls for Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), and Clare President (Taylor Moore). And, with the Cavalier's water reserves running low, they are sent- where else? AQUWORLD. Hope everything goes...swimmingly.  To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of the...

Mothers and Brothers

January 13, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

Following the discovery of a long-lost android brother, Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings) works tirelessly to revive this unexpected family link, ignoring all distractions, like Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) and Marvin Blond (Tim Platt). But will Threadcount ever find a way to power on his robotic sibling Scion (Taylor Moore)? And will this be a joyous family reunion...or an unjoyous one? Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for ...

[Patreon Preview] What's My Mage Again?

December 28, 2022 16:10 - 8 minutes - 7.66 MB

When their old Professor pays a visit to the Cavalier, Deremith, the Mage of Good Fortune (Ali Fisher), and Werimether, the Mage of Ill Portent (Christopher Hastings) are thrilled to reminisce about their school days. But when little bambino Limoncello (Taylor Moore) enters the picture, surely nothing will go wrong. With all that awesome power and penchant for mischief, nothing could wrong. I'm not budging on this. To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Pat...

Yuletide Kombat Family: CHEF EDITION

December 22, 2022 17:05 - 1 hour - 85.5 MB

Yuletide Kombat Family is a game where holiday themed characters fight to save Christmas. This time, however, the These Those crew puts a whole new spin on the word “SEASON” looooooool! You’ll figure it out once you listen! I love you! Produced [and this episode description written -.ed] by Tim Platt (Baby Groomda, Gene Lime) with additional music from Steve Desiena. Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go lis...

Missionary Impossible

December 09, 2022 19:17 - 1 hour - 66.8 MB

It's high stakes on the Illegal Moon of Scrutum-6, where adventurers Cheredith Mesterfield (Ali Fisher) and her trusty Spacehorse Scandal (Carly Monardo) make a rendezvous with undercover allies Backyard Pyle (Taylor Moore) and Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings) on a dangerous mission. But they'll need every bit of luck they can find, if they hope to escape THE FELONIOUS PALACE OF LORD MENACE THE SHAKK. Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE...

Game, Cube

December 01, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

With errands to run, Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) and Vape Salesman Carboat Bin Laden (Taylor Moore), hope to squeeze in a little fun while on the Gaming Moon of Scrutum-6. Let's just hope there's no one waiting down there with a a score to settle. And no, we don't mean a video game score. Branson Reese (Rude Tales of Magic, FX's Swan Boy) also stars.  BEEP BEEP!! HOLIDAY MERCH NOW FOR SALE! Check out the amazing Pleasure Dome Tees, and hot liquids will never be safe again now that G...

Backdecks

November 23, 2022 06:13 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

When the Cavalier's most-eligible Bachelorette, Vestavia Casketshowroom (Carly Monardo), crosses paths with its most-affianced ensign, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), will Gelmire's love for Meredith Chesterfield be put to the test? And with Clinton Bodycount (Branson Reese) playing cupid, does Gelmire even stand a chance?    BEEP BEEP!! HOLIDAY MERCH NOW FOR SALE! Check out the amazing Pleasure Dome Tees, and hot liquids will never be safe again now that GROOMDA'S ON THE MUG!  Order before 1...

[Patreon Preview] See You in Hell

November 10, 2022 20:01 - 3 minutes - 2.91 MB

When a Vanguard Commbadge is detected on the dangerous and mysterious planet Lucifar, it's up to Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore) and Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), the Cavalier's most devilish crew, to solve the mystery. A mission to the most hellish planet in the galaxy? It's times like this they wish ship martyr Eusebius Carter (Tim Platt) was still around, but he died months ago...didn't he? To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons mor...

Brothers and Sisters

October 25, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

When routine maintenance uncovers something deep in the Cavalier's computer core from a fallen comrade, it's up to Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), and ship's agent Billy Onassis (Branson Reese) to save the crew from this rogue program. But can even these three get out of such a sticky situation??? Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for patrons only. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry...

The Little Bambinos

October 12, 2022 20:18 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB

Ship's Tactician Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings) is a master strategist. But all his plans are thrown out the window when two small urchins, Boboli (Carly Monardo) and Limoncello (Taylor Moore), sneak up from the abandoned alleyways of Deck 31 with ominous news. Can Begonia take on this dangerous test and save the Cavalier? Will Boboli and Limoncello ever find a papa? And can Begonia comprehend the awesome power of ANDIAMO??? Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN...

[Patreon Preview] New Moon

October 04, 2022 15:36 - 6 minutes - 6.38 MB

Ship's ENT Doctor Dewey (Christopher Hastings), his wife, Documentarian Ilse Schlacht (Carly Monardo), and Vape Salesman Carboat Bin Laden (Taylor Moore) are attempting to enjoy some simple shore leave when something unexpectedly *lunar* gets in their way. PLUS: When Ilse gets the call of a lifetime, what changes will it bring?? To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff, including AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL EPISODE EVERY MONTH for pat...

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