Latest Guffman Podcast Episodes
Post-Turkey Mayhem
Larry Miller Show - December 07, 2019 22:00 - 23 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry recaps his fantastic Thanksgiving, including the can of Ocean Spray jellied cranberry sauce that his wife bought just to make him happy. And Larry talks about his favorite scene from Starship Troopers, then recites "Acquainted With The Night" by the great Robert Frost. https://LarryMillerS...
Our Thanksgiving Special!
Larry Miller Show - November 28, 2019 08:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsA special episode to listen to while driving to Thanksgiving at Grandma's house, or while hiding from your family in the basement. Larry has a run-in with a little old lady who just doesn't like Thanksgiving. https://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Our house must have looked like a bro...
Thanksgiving on Pluto
Larry Miller Show - November 24, 2019 03:00 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry tells you all you need to know about Thanksgiving. "Just put a sock in it and toss in a turkey. It's not a vegetable holiday, anyway." Then he gives a sturdy defense of Pluto and recites the Robert Frost poem "Stars." https://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Yes it is comma stupi...
The World's Best Hamper
Larry Miller Show - November 16, 2019 21:30 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsFans of the show will know that "the hamper situation" has long been the Alsace-Lorraine of stately Miller Manner. Domestic tranquility is finally achieved, as the best hamper in the world is finally found! (See it and buy it here! https://amzn.to/378fsSp). Then Larry talks about what an "actor'...
Armistice Day
Larry Miller Show - November 10, 2019 02:30 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsIn honor of the upcoming holiday, Larry tells the tragic story of the last man to die in WWI. Then Larry recites the poem "Dirge For Two Veterans" by Walt Whitman and talks about the famous Russian roulette scene from "The Deer Hunter." http://LarryMillerShow.com
OK, But NEXT Time...
Larry Miller Show - November 02, 2019 19:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry is hassled by a parking enforcement attendant and talks about the "next time guys" -- those people who wag their finger at you, but say they won't cut you any slack "the next time." Then Larry recounts a few favorite moments from the classic '80s action film "Commando" and also gives a tip...
Larry Birthday To Me
Larry Miller Show - October 28, 2019 03:56 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry celebrates his birthday at a nostalgic dinner with an old friend. The restaurant was so fancy, it had tablecloths even! And Larry sings the virtues of the birthday nap. Then we hear about the classic movie "Friendly Persuasion," and Larry recites the poem "Pilgrims" by Robert William Servi...
Maybe Everyone's Crazy (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - October 19, 2019 19:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsWho wants to annoy a doctor? Larry does. Or at least it works out that way. Hear how Larry's crabby day turned into a chance to make someone else happy. Then Larry talks about the Hitchcock classic "Rear Window." And for Poetry Corner, Larry recites another one for OctPOEber, "To One Departed" b...
Just Be A Hero
Larry Miller Show - October 13, 2019 01:30 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry gives advice for the upcoming Halloween season. Just be a hero and let them have candy. We also hear about the fun of buying Santa Claus a drink and the goofballs at the United Nations. Then Larry talks about the Walter Matthau classic "Hopscotch" and recites the poem "Love's Labour Lost."...
We Just Want To Pee and Sleep
Larry Miller Show - October 05, 2019 19:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry tries to suppress his crankiness as he endures a nearly comical string of wacky hotel rooms in Seattle. Then Larry recites "A Very Short Song" by Dorothy Parker and talks about the great John Wayne movie "The Searchers." Quote of the week: "I'm happy. I always am except when I'm really c...
Smiling At The Supermarket (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - September 29, 2019 00:00 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry has peaceful and nearly spiritual experience at the supermarket and tries to understand why and how to make it happen again. Then, Larry talks about a great scene from the movie "Miller's Crossing" and recites the Shakespeare Sonnet "So Are You To My Thoughts As Food To Life." http://Larry...
On The Hunt For Oregano
Larry Miller Show - September 21, 2019 19:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry is reverse stalked by a woman at Ralphs while he searches for oregano. Then he recites "Nurse's Song" by William Blake, and talks about the movie "It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World." And if you want, he'll bring you a banana for your monkey. Quote of the week: "He kicked the bucket." https:...
Larry's First Time Skiing
Larry Miller Show - September 15, 2019 02:15 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry goes skiing, crashes and wakes up thinking he's an Eisenhower. Also, he recites the poem "Destiny" by Emma Lazarus and then talks about the classic movie "Dead End." Quote of the week: "One of your singers here just hit a parked snow plow."
The Best Baseball Game Ever
Larry Miller Show - September 08, 2019 04:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry's been to a bunch of Yankees games, but the best game he ever saw was far, far away from a big stadium. Hear about that and "the baseball clap." Also, Larry is flummoxed by what he's supposed to do on Labor Day. Then he recites the poem "Comfort" by the great William Service and talks abou...
New Doctors Are A Headache! (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - August 31, 2019 19:00 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry gives a tribute to John McCain and Neil Simon. Then he talks about being in "The Odd Couple" in high school, and later meeting Neil Simon and starring in one of his plays on Broadway! We also hear about Larry's new doctor and a very gracious parking attendant. And Larry talks about the Cli...
I Hate The Beach
Larry Miller Show - August 25, 2019 03:00 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry likes watching the Rifleman and taking a shower more than going to the beach. In his 30 years in Southern California, he's only been to the beach twice. Find out why. Then Larry talks about the classic movie "The Westerners" and recites "A Thing Of Beauty By John Keats." Quote of the wee...
Never Follow An Animal Act
Larry Miller Show - August 18, 2019 00:30 - 25 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsNever follow an animal act and you can't hide a body in the back of smart of a car. These are a few of the pearls of wisdom imparted by Larry on this week's show. Larry also recites "The Outlaws" by Rudyard Kipling and talks about a great moment from the classic spaghetti western "Once Upon A Ti...
His Friend Didn't Know He Was On Fire
Larry Miller Show - August 10, 2019 21:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry talks about how much he loves station wagons and Chevelles! Plus crashing his parents' station wagon and buying himself a brand new Mercury Colony Park wagon! Then hear about Larry's friend who didn't know he was on fire. Speaking of cars, Larry recounts a great scene from the classic Stev...
Larry Goes Hitchhiking
Larry Miller Show - August 03, 2019 23:20 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsHear about the time Larry hitchhiked to college in western Massachusetts. Did he live to tell the tale? Tune in and find out! Then Larry knocks over tent poles in his family car. And find out what to do if a bully kicks sand in your face at the beach! Finally, we hear about the classic musical "...
It's Too Hot To Be Happy
Larry Miller Show - July 28, 2019 00:30 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsIt's too hot to be happy. That's all there is to it. Yet, Larry makes mirth with tales of some of the hottest and coldest days of his life. In honor of the scorching sun, Larry recites "Summer Sun" by Robert Louis Stevenson. And he talks about the great World War II movie "They Were Expendable."...
William Conrad's Pants
Larry Miller Show - July 20, 2019 22:30 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry tells the story of how he almost had to wear William Conrad's pants during his first appearance on The Tonight Show. Then he talks about his favorite scene from the classic movie "Gentleman Jim." And in honor of the heat wave that's gripping the nation, he recites "I Know I Am But Summer T...
The Accidental Locksmith
Larry Miller Show - July 14, 2019 04:15 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry can make a duplicate key by eye, but somehow can't identify his own car. Plus a tribute to Alfred E. Newman and Butterfly McQueen. Then Larry talks about the great war movie "Kelly's Heroes" and recites the poem "A Boy And His Dad" by Edgar Albert Guest. Quote of the week: "Martians coul...
Born On The 4th of Ju-Larry (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - July 05, 2019 04:00 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsWhy shooting bottle rockets doesn’t count as college credit, Larry’s dog goes to the dentist and why you should never work with dogs, babies or W.C. Fields. And Larry recites the full poem “The Defence of Fort McHenry,” which is the source of the lyrics for “The Star Spangled Banner.” And on Mag...
The Disappearing Meat Mystery
Larry Miller Show - June 29, 2019 22:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry talks about Casey Stengel testifying before congress and not being able to find the meat in a dish he ordered at a food court. Then he talks about the classic movie "Witness For The Prosecution" and recites the poem "My Heart Is In The Highlands" by Robert Burns. https://LarryMillerShow....
For The Love of Bookstores!
Larry Miller Show - June 23, 2019 03:30 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry unsuccessfully tries to get the new Phillip Roth book and waxes nostalgic for his favorite bookstores. Then Larry talks about one of his favorite moments from the Clint Eastwood classic, "The Outlaw Josey Wales." https://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "And if you don't understa...
He's Only Handy With Herring!
Larry Miller Show - June 15, 2019 20:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry gets a new air conditioner and guess who installed it! Ahem, not him. The we find out if Playboy ever did a "Women of Milleronia" issue. Also, two different waiters tell Larry's he's crazy for asking for herring -- but for opposite reasons. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the Scar...
The Larrys Of Wrath
Larry Miller Show - June 08, 2019 20:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry tells about the many drinking holidays dedicated to him on his remote, secret volcano island. Plus, we hear about Larry's excitement about his family all being under one roof for the summer. Then he talks about the great Henry Fonda movie "The Grapes Of Wrath" and recites the poem "Nature,...
What Is Beach Blanket Bingo?
Larry Miller Show - June 01, 2019 07:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry can't figure out if beach blanket bingo is fun or dirty or both. And Larry longs for the house he grew up as he anticipates his two sons coming home next week. Then Larry talks about the classic movie "Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid" and recites the poem, "Midnight On The Great Western...
What It's Like Being A Crank
Larry Miller Show - May 25, 2019 19:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry has a dust-up with a busboy who won't stop trying to give him water and he bluffs his way through a dinner conversation he can't hear. Plus, we announce the winner of the contest to "Win Larry's Money!" Could it be you? Then Larry talks about the Oscar-winning film "In The Heat Of the Nigh...
For The Love Of Wrestling! (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - May 18, 2019 20:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsIn tribute to the passing of Bruno Sammartino, Larry talks of his love of wrestling and helping Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart recover from a late night of mirth on the streets of New Orleans! Plus his personal encounters with wrestling legends Hulk Hogan and The Fabulous Moolah. On Magic Movie Mome...
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