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The Final Episode! Does He Drink Coffee? (2020)
Larry Miller Show - December 02, 2020 08:00 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsDear listeners, welcome to the last episode of The Larry Miller Show! We have really enjoyed bringing the show to you and being part of this fun with all of you. For the grand finale, since it is December, we have decided to go out with our annual holiday tradition of Larry re-telling his story,...
His Friend Didn't Know He Was On Fire (rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - August 01, 2020 19:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry talks about how much he loves station wagons and Chevelles! Plus crashing his parents' station wagon and buying himself a brand new Mercury Colony Park wagon! Then hear about Larry's friend didn't know he was on fire. Speaking of cars, Larry recounts a great scene from the classic Steve Mc...
Larry Goes Hitchhiking (rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - July 25, 2020 19:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsHear about the time Larry hitchhiked to college in western Massachusetts. Did he live to tell the tale? Tune in and find out! Then Larry knocks over tent poles in his family car. And find out what to do if a bully kicks sand in your face at the beach! Finally, we hear about the classic musical "...
It's Too Hot To Be Happy (rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - July 18, 2020 19:00 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsIt's too hot to be happy. That's all there is to it. Yet, Larry makes mirth with tales of some of the hottest and coldest days of his life. In honor of the scorching sun, Larry recites "Summer Sun" by Robert Louis Stevenson. And he talks about the great World War II movie "They Were Expendable."...
William Conrad's Pants (rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - July 11, 2020 19:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry tells the story of how he almost had to wear William Conrad's pants during his first appearance on The Tonight Show. Then he talks about his favorite scene from the classic movie "Gentleman Jim." And in honor of the heat wave that's gripping the nation, he recites "I Know I Am But Summer T...
The Accidental Locksmith (rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - July 04, 2020 19:00 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry can make a duplicate key by eye, but somehow can't identify his own car. Plus a tribute to Alfred E. Newman and Butterfly McQueen. Then Larry talks about the great war movie "Kelly's Heroes" and recites the poem "A Boy And His Dad" by Edgar Albert Guest. Quote of the week: "Martians coul...
The God Of Laughter (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - June 27, 2020 21:30 - 33 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry summons Momus, the god of laughter to find out if Mercury is in Uranus. Then Larry talks about the Marx Brothers movie "Room Service" and asks for YOUR help in picking out a wedding present. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "They can look at a table leg for seven hours."
Dead Head Daddy's Day (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - June 20, 2020 21:30 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry gets the perfect present for a dead head's Father's Day! Also in tribute to Dads, Larry recites "Fathers" by Edgar Albert Guest. And we hear a little bit about Larry's time on the set of "Ten Things I Hate About You." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Every Year: Old Spice"
Did Cavemen Take Naps? (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - June 13, 2020 21:30 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry comments on the sad deaths of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade, and does a solemn reading of the poem "Despair" by Percy Bysshe Shelley that you won't want to miss. Then he talks about the Clint Eastwood classic "Heartbreak Ridge." Also, he muses on the greatness of naps and wonders if cave...
He's Only Handy With Herring! (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - June 07, 2020 01:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry gets a new air conditioner and guess who installed it! Ahem, not him. The we find out if Playboy ever did a "Women of Milleronia" issue. Also, two different waiters tell Larry's he's crazy for asking for herring -- but for opposite reasons. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the Scar...
The Larrys Of Wrath (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - May 31, 2020 01:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry tells about the many drinking holidays dedicated to him on his remote, secret volcano island. Plus, we hear about Larry's excitement about his family all being under one roof for the summer. Then he talks about the great Henry Fonda movie "The Grapes Of Wrath" and recites the poem "Nature,...
Go Nuts For Donuts! (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - May 03, 2020 04:34 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry discusses all things donuts after Colonel Jeff's return from his donut expedition to South Florida. And Larry gives a recipe for Milleronia-styled charred kale salad! Is it good? You figure it out. Quote of the week: "I nearly did a chimp flip in my seat."
For The Love Of Wrestling! (rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - April 26, 2020 03:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsIn tribute to the passing of Bruno Sammartino, Larry talks of his love of wrestling and helping Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart recover from a late night of mirth on the streets of New Orleans! Plus his personal encounters with wrestling legends Hulk Hogan and The Fabulous Moolah. On Magic Movie Mome...
Fire! Save The Booze! (rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - April 19, 2020 03:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsHear about the booze / fire alarm in Larry's old frat. Plus tributes to Harry "The Hat" Anderson, Barbara Bush and R. Lee Ermey. Of course, Larry talks about his favorite parts of Full Metal Jacket. He also recites a poem by Harlem Renaissance writer Claude McKay. http://LarryMillerShow.com Qu...
Larry Gets Covered In Gunk (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - April 12, 2020 04:02 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsFind out why Larry was happy about getting stuffed into a coffin, covered in gunk and left out in the freezing cold! Surprise, it involves a fraternity. Plus lots of love for Grace Kelly as Larry discusses the movies "High Noon" and a little bit of "Rear Window." And how come nobody puts records...
"R" Is For Regatta! (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - April 05, 2020 04:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry is almost run over by aggro cyclists and long boats at a regatta in Long Beach! In keeping with the nautical theme, Larry recites, "On The Sea" by John Keats and in keeping with the recent Passover, he talks about the classic movie "The Ten Commandments." Finally, keeping with nothing in p...
Strippers & Comedians (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - March 29, 2020 03:30 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry tells us why strippers and comedians get along so well and why Seattle really is the best. And, are there any drive-in movie theaters left? Also, Larry discusses what Soylent Green is made of and recites the lovely poem Paris In Spring by Sara Teasdale. Quote of the week: "I've gotta zip...
I Dream Of Daddy (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - March 23, 2020 02:00 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry has a curious dream about his Dad. He tells stories of his Dad trying to get crooks to go straight and an innocent young Larry believing that transistor radios really do fall off the back of trucks. And speaking of dreams, Larry recites "A Dream" by Edgar Allan Poe. Then he talks about the...
White Man! White Man! (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - March 15, 2020 01:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry has a bonding moment with a street guy -- or something? We're not sure what happened. Then Larry finds the one minimall with no bathrooms whatsoever and is also ribbed for being "the doorman" who can't operate an elevator. And he recites "Spring" by William Blake and talks about the classi...
What To Get Your Wife When You're A Dumb Guy
Larry Miller Show - March 08, 2020 04:30 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry is straight up stumped about what presents to buy for his family. Then he talks about the best scene from the Rat Pack classic "Ocean's Eleven" and recites "Swallows Travel To and Fro" by Robert Louis Stevenson. Quote of the week: "I want to put a hat on just so I can take it off to them."
An Anniversary Tale (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - February 28, 2020 01:00 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry talks about how much he enjoyed his low-key anniversary. No madcap antics or zany hijinks this year! Then Larry recites "A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty" by Ogden Nash and talks about the movie "To Sir With Love." Quote of the week: "If it doesn't work out. I'll kill you." https://Larr...
Larry and Beer, Sitting In A Tree
Larry Miller Show - February 23, 2020 04:42 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsIf someone pees out of a tree in the forest and nobody hears it, is it still hilarious? Find out, as Larry talks about time spent drinking beer while sitting in a tree. And hear what it means that Larry got dead air from his proctologist. Larry also talks about the classic western comedy "Cat Ba...
Be A Cupid, Stupid! (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - February 14, 2020 20:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsHow hard should husbands and boyfriends try on Valentine's Day? Really hard, you knuckleheads! Larry overcomes his own knuckleheadedness to find a good Valentine present. Hear about the sheiks of oil jewelry store and the history of Valentine's Day. And Larry talks about the movie "Shakespeare i...
Dressing Up For The Eye Doctor
Larry Miller Show - February 09, 2020 03:30 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry tries to figure out why he dressed up for his eye doctor appointment. Who is he trying to impress? And we hear why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12. Plus, Larry talks about the movie "An Officer and A Gentleman," and recites the poem "Courage" by Robert William Service. https://Larry...
Shuffling Around The Mall
Larry Miller Show - February 01, 2020 21:30 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry shuffles all around the mall in an attempt to find decent presents. Will he have any luck? Also, he explains who Tom Mix is and why is is on the mountain. Then Larry recites the poem "As Long As Your Eyes Are Blue" by Banjo Paterson and talks about the classic WWII movie "The Longest Day."...
The Fall Festival Queen!
Larry Miller Show - January 25, 2020 20:00 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry talks about his unsuccessful campaign to be voted Fall Festival Queen and his short-lived career as a kiddie protester. Then we hear about the great chariot scene from "Ben Hur" and Larry recites "Sand Dunes" by Robert Frost. Quote of the week: "Don't just smoke an L&M. Vote for one!" ...
New Orleans Stories
Larry Miller Show - January 18, 2020 20:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsInspired by the movie "The Big Easy," Larry recalls some fond memories of working in that great American city, New Orleans. Larry also gives a tip of the hat to the late Buck Henry and recites the poem "Change" by Ella Wheeler Wilcox. https://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Three finge...
Rain, Begone! (Rebroadcast)
Larry Miller Show - January 11, 2020 20:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsIt never rains on Milleronia, but it's raining like crazy in Southern California! Larry talks about the big rain and how people lose their minds during it. https://LarryMillerShow.com
Does He Drink Coffee? (2019)
Larry Miller Show - December 23, 2019 00:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsWith the holiday season afoot, Larry continues his annual tradition of re-telling his classic story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Also, Larry reluctantly allows some holiday cheer on his volcano island. From Larry, all of the staff for The Larry Miller Show and the scientists who maintain Larry's wea...
Vote Larry!
Larry Miller Show - December 15, 2019 18:00 - 24 minutes ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsLarry's friend decides to run for office. Will Larry get the public service bug as well? Getting in the holiday way, Larry recites the poem "Christmas Bells" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Then he talks about a magic movie moment from the classic "Our Man Godfrey." https://LarryMillerShow.com ...
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