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01/09/20 - FKW January Transfer Window "Even Harry and Meghan want out of England"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - January 09, 2020 03:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Happy New Year wankers! After a sweet holiday hiatus, the FKWs are back to talk January transfer rumors (6:10), injury reports after a crowded December, and Sadio Mané's African Player of the Year award. Listen in for La Liga second division coaching scandals (21:20), eMLS drafts and MLS Superdr...

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12/19/19 - Long Distance Pod "Ronaldo's hang time longer than Michael Jordan at the end of Space Jam"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - December 19, 2019 05:00 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Separated by a continent but kept together by technology, the Wankers are on both coasts for the next two weeks but that won't stop them from footy gossip. They continue to not care about the Carabao Cup quarterfinals (1:20), rejoice in Tottenham's Round of 16 Champions League draw (4:30), and d...

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12/12/19 - "Like Carlos Vela, I’m also available to play for Barcelona in case they’re curious”

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - December 12, 2019 05:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
The new format is all tea, and this week the Wankers have plenty to cover. Champions League group stage came to an end (3:08) with a fizzle (Inter Milan) and a bang (Club Brugge!), Premier League isn't without it's racism (10:30), Catalonia wants independence (20:45) and the FKWs feel personally...

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12/04/19 - "Jaelene girl, you can play Jesus' best XI or something"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - December 05, 2019 03:00 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Steven and Andrea are reunited and back to their chismoso ways. The two Wankers cover the Ballon D'Or winners, Euro Cup group drawings, Emery Out, Mourinho's rehabilitation tour 2019, and how Messi can't stop. More snitching than substance, but all the takes our FKWs love best, and remember, you...

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12/04/19 - "Jaelene girl, you can play Jesus' best XI or something"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - December 05, 2019 03:00 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Steven and Andrea are reunited and back to their chismoso ways. The two Wankers cover the Ballon D'Or winners, Euro Cup group drawings, Emery Out, Mourinho's rehabilitation tour 2019, and how Messi can't stop. More snitching than substance, but all the takes our FKWs love best, and remember, you...

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11/28/19 - Thanksgiving Special x Goonerette Crystal Rausch "Oh, the Gunners and Lillywhites can be friends"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - November 28, 2019 07:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
It's Thanksgiving, which means Steven and Andrea are separated by the US continent but not to fret, ultimate goonerette Crystal Rausch joins the pod, in an all woman "show must go on" effort. Together the sworn North London enemies, discuss Champions League (6:42), Mourinho's first big test, upc...

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11/21/19 - Spurs Emergency Pod x FKW "This is my personal Empire Strikes Back, Poch froze in carbonite, and the Emperor won"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - November 21, 2019 05:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Cue the Imperial March, there's a new skipper in North London, and it has brought the wankers and audio engineer Niall, together to discuss in an emergency pod that was also already scheduled. The FKWs extensively cover the happenings at Tottenham Hotspur (3:20), and give their immediate 24 hour...

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11/14/19 - Kris Heneage x FKW "Watching spurs play is like watching men headed for the chair, how do you manage to make Son look miserable? Cheers, Son is crying”

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - November 14, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Steven and Andrea have their second English guest on in a row with football writer, and Geordie, Kris Heneage. Together they discuss the current Raheem Sterling squabble with Joe Gomez, the USWNT class action ruling, and Otamendi's tattoos before moving onto a little Premier League recap (38:00)...

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11/07/19 - Everton x Alexandra Keaney "I think Gomes will inspire Everton to pull it together, it's gonna be very Remember The Titans"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - November 07, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
This week, the Wankers were joined by former Everton player, and scouser, Alexandra Keaney, in an effort to broker peace between Tottenham and Everton. Steven and Andrea get to know Alex better (2:00), and discuss her current career as Technical director and coach for Downtown United. This week ...

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10/31/19 A Wankers Halloween "The people who thought the LAFC tifo was original also probably thought El Trafico was the most important game in MLS history"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - October 31, 2019 04:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
It's a spooky Halloween with Steven and Andrea and there's plenty to discuss. Zlatan's going to Spain, Celtic supporters are still the realest, and Bob Bradley may as well be Lot's wife (he's so salty). The Carabao cup was full of shock and penalties (7:55), Leicester are breaking records, and T...

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10/24/19 - Jon Hudson x FKW "You know it's bad when Man City is stealing ideas from Kim Jong Un to fill the Emptihad"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - October 24, 2019 05:00 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
The Full Kit Wankers are joined this week by a super special soccer media legend. Emmy award winning (that's true) Jon Hudson, formerly known as StatGeek ventured to an undisclosed location, Danish pastry for Andrea in tow, and easily won her heart as favorite guest. Together they cover Burlingt...

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10/17/19 - International Break woes x FKW "just once we'd love to have an episode where we don't have to talk about nazis in football"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - October 17, 2019 04:00 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
The Wankers already don't enjoy an International Break (9:20) but the presence of n*zis made it all the worse. There is plenty more footy gossip (1:41) to report on, including Ronaldo's 700th goal, Mourinho to Tottenham rumors and Zlatan selling the most MLS jerseys this season. Dive into Three ...

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10/10/19 - Footballer Wife Wars x FKW "This was WAG on WAG crime"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - October 10, 2019 01:00 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Seeing as Steven and Andrea are known for their penchant for gossip, they'd be remiss if they didn't open the episode with the WAG Wars. Amateur spy, Coleen Rooney and heavily pregnant Rebekah Vardy having it out on social media rocked the football world yesterday (1:40) and it was everything th...

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10/03/19 - Champions League x "Gnabry's not wrong, North London is Red"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - October 03, 2019 01:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Buckle up, the Full Kit Wankers spit white hot takes on the second round of the Champions League (10:15) group stage matches of the week, or really they bemoan Tottenham's embarrassment, give props to Lewandowski, and get excited for Barcelona's resurgence. Maradona is on HBO (1:30), Verthongen ...

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10/03/19 - Champions League x "Gnabry's not wrong, North London is Red"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - October 03, 2019 01:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Buckle up, the Full Kit Wankers spit white hot takes on the second round of the Champions League (10:15) group stage matches of the week, or really they bemoan Tottenham's embarrassment, give props to Lewandowski, and get excited for Barcelona's resurgence. Maradona is on HBO (1:30), Verthongen ...

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09/26/19 - Global Goals World Cup x Chelsea FC "I told the Chelsea reps to start Pulisic and yo, I think it worked"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - September 26, 2019 04:00 - 33 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
The Full Kit Wankers are coming at you live from The Global Goals World Cup! The real Global Goals however were the friends they made along the way. Steven and Andrea recount their experience at the event, running into several friends of the pod, including Colombian international Melissa Ortiz, ...

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09/19/19 - MLS Female x Michelle Huitink "Zlatan eats criticism for breakfast"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - September 19, 2019 04:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
This week Andrea meets a kindred LA Galaxy spirit in MLS Female reporter and stoppage time contributor Michelle Huitink in a special interview (31:05) where they discuss Zlatan's critic eating habits, Ephraim Alvarez' national team choice, and give LAFC hot takes. The Wankers cover all of your t...

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09/19/19 - MLS Female x Michelle Huitink "Zlatan eats criticism for breakfast"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - September 19, 2019 04:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
This week Andrea meets a kindred LA Galaxy spirit in MLS Female reporter and stoppage time contributor Michelle Huitink in a special interview (31:05) where they discuss Zlatan's critic eating habits, Ephraim Alvarez' national team choice, and give LAFC hot takes. The Wankers cover all of your t...

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09/12/19 - "Pro/rel for USA people are the flat earthers of soccer twitter. We're on your side guys but you're one step from wearing tin foil hats"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - September 12, 2019 03:00 - 18 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Getting in the swing of things with the new Thursday prime time slot, the Wankers are giving you a little international break recap as well as a preview into this weekend's fixtures. England can't stop scoring and also letting goals in, Croatia can't beat Azerbaijan, the USMNT is clownery at the...

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09/05/19 - Season 2 premiere "We're BACK, back in the New York groove"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - September 04, 2019 04:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Andrea won't stop singing about it and Steven's already rolling his eyes, the Full Kit Wankers are BACK for season 2 on their new Thursday slot, and it's going to be better than ever. The FKWs slid into several DMs over the summer hiatus and are cooking up quite the special sophomore season. Lis...

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09/05/19 - Season 2 premiere "We're BACK, back in the New York groove"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - September 04, 2019 04:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Andrea won't stop singing about it and Steven's already rolling his eyes, the Full Kit Wankers are BACK for season 2 on their new Thursday slot, and it's going to be better than ever. The FKWs slid into several DMs over the summer hiatus and are cooking up quite the special sophomore season. Lis...

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07/10/19 - WWC Final x Danny Gilberg "Back to back World War and World Cup Champions"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - July 10, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
We've got four stars on our shirt. The USWNT have done it again, and the Wankers have recruited Danny Gilberg, superfan of the women's game, and attendee of the semi finals and final in Lyon to talk more about the Lady Champions. As usual, tea is spilled, Griezmann won't go to practice, Nike won...

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07/10/19 - WWC Final x Danny Gilberg "Back to back World War and World Cup Champions"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - July 10, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
We've got four stars on our shirt. The USWNT have done it again, and the Wankers have recruited Danny Gilberg, superfan of the women's game, and attendee of the semi finals and final in Lyon to talk more about the Lady Champions. As usual, tea is spilled, Griezmann won't go to practice, Nike won...

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WWC x Gold Cup x Copa America finals preview "Alex Morgan knows the Orlando SWAT Team"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - July 06, 2019 02:00 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
This wacky summer tournament schedule is about to come to a close, which means the Wankers wanted to give a preview episode ramping up for Sunday, July 7th. Listen in for all that spilled tea (2:55) between Phil Neville, Alex Morgan, and all the things he found disgraceful, enjoy some semi final...

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WWC x Gold Cup x Copa America finals preview "Alex Morgan knows the Orlando SWAT Team"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - July 06, 2019 02:00 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
This wacky summer tournament schedule is about to come to a close, which means the Wankers wanted to give a preview episode ramping up for Sunday, July 7th. Listen in for all that spilled tea (2:55) between Phil Neville, Alex Morgan, and all the things he found disgraceful, enjoy some semi final...

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WWC 2019 x "I was a naysayer to Naeher, a 'Naehersayer' if you will, but she showed up big"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - June 30, 2019 14:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Blessed with a summer of tournaments, the Wankers have kept busy watching footy all day. It's the summer transfer window, so you know the rumors are rampant (1:35), but the main event for the FKWs is of course the Women's World Cup (6:20) where Andrea and Steven do a deep dive on last week's kno...

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WWC 2019 x "I was a naysayer to Naeher, a 'Naehersayer' if you will, but she showed up big"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - June 30, 2019 14:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
Blessed with a summer of tournaments, the Wankers have kept busy watching footy all day. It's the summer transfer window, so you know the rumors are rampant (1:35), but the main event for the FKWs is of course the Women's World Cup (6:20) where Andrea and Steven do a deep dive on last week's kno...

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06/23/19- "The WWC FIFA fan zone was downright Lilliputian, that’s right your girl went to college and now she does nothing for a living."

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - June 23, 2019 15:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
The Wankers are BACK. Apologies to our FKWs, all it took was the solstice to bring Steven and Andrea back together and spitting takes. Upon recent return from France, where Andrea enjoyed the Women's World Cup group stage, the Wankers discuss transfer rumor tea (2:20), the three major internatio...

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05/07/19 - "If Dembélé had just made that sitter last week, this wouldn't have happened" with audio engineer Niall Rouse

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - May 08, 2019 03:00 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
After 31 episodes, Steve and Andrea finally decided to let audio engineer Niall Rouse speak on mic and it wasn't a terrible decision. After an odd week off, hear the Wankers go off on Martial and worry about Pogba's conservatorship. Champions League has been the gift that keeps on giving, and Li...

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04/24/19 - "We're in the Endgame now, but like about the EPL"

Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast - April 24, 2019 04:00 - 36 minutes ★★★★★ - 64 ratings
This week's theme is thirty, flirty and thriving (partly in honor of the 15 year anniversary of the seminal classic: 13 going on 30) but mostly in honor of our 30th episode! Andrea is still riding that Tottenham Champions League semifinalist high, while Steven was merely entertained. In honor of...

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