Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast
132 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 64 ratingsSteven Baquerizo and Andrea Pilar proudly introduce themselves as Full Kit Wankers, recapping last weekend's EPL fixtures, discussing the state of US Soccer, and highlighting some excellent lady play all while dropping some chisme, and hot takes.
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11/9/21 - "A week full of hiring and firing of managers. Ole stays put, Newcastle appoint Eddie Howe, and Spurs land Conte?!?"
November 09, 2021 21:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Barca appointed Xavi as new manager on a two year contract. Antonio Conte named new Spurs managers. Newcastle hires Eddie Howe. This manager job is a revolving door business innit. Ole is next. Not Cool Moment of the Week: A fan shouted homophobic abuse and made obscene gestures at Manchester United match was fined. Witnesses told a court he shouted homophobic a...
10/26/21 - "Does Conte or Zidane even want Ole's job? Who want to coach a bunch of temperamental bitches?!"
October 26, 2021 11:00 - 37 minutes - 26 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: New developments in the Mauro Icardo soap opera. Ole Gunner on the chopping block. Who will succeed him?? Crystal Palace's Tifo game is strong! Joshua Kimmich isn't vaccinated as it turns out. wtf. And FIFA are touring North America for host cities in 2026 World Cup. We wonder where the final will be held. Not Cool Moment of the Week: Paul Scholes has been tea...
10/19/21 - "I'm living for this Mauro Icardi + Wanda Nara drama! Spill the tea!"
October 19, 2021 20:00 - 35 minutes - 24.2 MBComing at you with the late Tuesday drop! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: We dive right into this Mauro Icardi scandal. Wanda Nara asks Icardi for a divorce... and he responds by threatening to leave PSG. The saga started on Saturday when Wanda Nara deleted all traces of Icardi from her Instagram and accused him of infidelity, having supposed been involved with actress China Suarez shared phot...
10/12/21 - "I've been a Newcastle fan ever since Santiago Muñez scored that banger free kick against Liverpool to gain Champions League. The OG's know."
October 12, 2021 10:00 - 37 minutes - 25.5 MB🎼 IT'S INTERNATIONAL LOVE! 🎼 We're here with a recap on this International break. Mbappe was offside. The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: We spent a chunk of our time here discussing the Newcastle takeover. We have some takes. Some good, some bad. / Gini Wijnaldum is straight up not having a good time at PSG / Benjamin Mendy refused bail for third time ah...
10/5/21 - "Neymar is a meme lord now with that tweet 🤣 #FacebookDown #InstagramDown #WhatsAppDown."
October 05, 2021 10:00 - 41 minutes - 28.5 MBWE'RE BACK after our 2 week hiatus! Pro Tip: 2-3 nights in Las Vegas is more than enough. The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: "Ted Lasso" and the EPL reach a licensing deal. It's a little late but welcomed of course. Neymar went viral poking fun at the mass social media outage of 2021. Liverpool fans and Manchester United fans got some reprioritizing to ...
10/5/21 - "Neymar is a meme lord now with that tweet 🤣 #FacebookDown #InstagramDown #WhatsAppDown."
October 05, 2021 10:00 - 41 minutes - 28.5 MBWE'RE BACK after our 2 week hiatus! Pro Tip: 2-3 nights in Las Vegas is more than enough. The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: "Ted Lasso" and the EPL reach a licensing deal. It's a little late but welcomed of course. Neymar went viral poking fun at the mass social media outage of 2021. Liverpool fans and Manchester United fans got some reprioritizing to ...
9/14/21 - "International break is over! We're back with our regularly scheduled program."
September 14, 2021 10:00 - 34 minutes - 23.6 MBWE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo started and scored. Whoda thought? Literally everyone. Geordies had a special song for the lad, and there was a banner flown over the stadium calling him out. More men called out on their bullshit: Mendy trial date set; Jerome Boateng found guilty on domestic violence; Chelsea fan under ...
8/31/21 - "HAPPY TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY! Can it get any crazier? Probs not.."
August 31, 2021 17:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MBWE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo back to Man U. Wow, I didn't see that one coming. Can deadline day top that?! Doesn't look like like. Some big links finally confirmed nonetheless. Not Cool Moment of the Week: Manchester City defender Benjamin Mendy has been remanded in custody after appearing in court on Friday, cha...
8/24/21 - "You heard it here first Messi AND Ronaldo will one day play together, and it will be at Inter Miami CF. MLS will bend their own rules backwards to make this happen!"
August 24, 2021 18:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBWE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Lionel Messi is barely in the door at Paris-Saint Germain but he has already held talks with Inter Miami; Harry Kane back on Spurs team sheet. We're over this tbh; Mikel Arteta has 5 games to get it together or else lol. Former President of the El Salvadorean Soccer Federation admits that he agre...
8/17/21 - "CLUB FOOTBALL IS BACK -- THE PREM IS BACK! Biggest Takeaway: Fans are back!...no...BUZZ BUZZ MUTHA%#*/ER I'M A BEE NOW!"
August 17, 2021 11:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MBWE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode! Hot soccer goss: Unless you've living off the grid or are Andrea's dad, Messi made all the headlines with his transfer to PSG. But that's old news now. We are now learning about Barca's "worrying" finances. Veteran players of the club are taking pay cuts! UEFA may have a solution in mind to over-inflation: a sal...
05/25/21 - "Wait..we didn't qualify for Europa League?!...What the hell is Europa Conference league?!"
May 26, 2021 16:00 - 30 minutes - 20.9 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! Hot soccer goss: What the hell is Europa Conference League? Doubts in England Euro squad? Never mind that, what about the Spain squad?! What a tumultuous end to the season it's been! Not Cool Moment of the Week: The Flamengo Regatta Club brings politics o...
05/18/21 - "Why did you spell Pulišić like that? -- Because that's HOW you spell it! -- Are we in Poland or something?"
May 18, 2021 14:00 - 40 minutes - 27.8 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo leaving Juve? Messi to Manchester City? Kane to literally anywhere but Spur? All this goss got us feeling like Pep after winning a title. 🤤 Not Cool Moment of the Week:Footage of 'Disrespectful' Daniel Amartey throwing Chelsea's...
05/04/21 - "Someone texted me over the weekend saying, Old Trafford insurrection?!?!"
May 04, 2021 10:00 - 36 minutes - 25.1 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! Andrea AKA "Dre", as she is suddenly know as now around the office, is back with your boi Steve! Thanks to super-sub Niall for stepping in last week. Hot soccer goss: Man U supporters reached their boiling point and held a protest at Old Trafford. A small...
04//27/21 - MANSPLAINING EDITION, Episode 3: "European Super League talk this week is like microwaving leftover Chinese food."
April 27, 2021 10:00 - 40 minutes - 27.7 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! Our sound engineer, Niall "Mighty" Rouse, super-subs in for his beloved Andrea. She is too "busy" to talk shit with Steven this week. But not to worry, the boys bring the laughs in her absence 👌 Hot soccer goss: The whole segment is still about the bomb...
04/20/21 - "EMERGENCY POD: Is soccer (football) dead?!..."
April 20, 2021 10:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! 🆘 EMERGENCY POD 🆘 Fam, the soccer world is up in arms about the newly announced European Super League. People are more pissed about this than VAR, and with good reason. Even as far as to call it the death of football...a moment of silence please.. Hot so...
04/13/21 - "CHALLENGE -- Andrea will not say: Tottenham. Hotspurs. Harry. Kane. Jose. Mourinho. Manchester United. Will she pass?!"
April 13, 2021 10:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! Andrea AKA "Dre", as she is suddenly know as now around the office, is back with your boi Steve! Thanks to super-sub Niall for stepping in last week. But man, are she and I really feeling the Monday blues. Is this what 30 is like? Hot soccer goss: Dre di...
04/06/21 - "I guess we should call this episode the "Mansplaining Edition" since I'm super-subbing for Andrea and its just the lads."
April 06, 2021 10:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! Our sound engineer, Niall "Mighty" Rouse, super-subs in for his beloved Andrea. She is too "busy" to talk shit with Steven this week. But not to worry, the boys bring the laughs in her absence 👌 Hot soccer goss: Erling Haaland is on the shortlist of eve...
3/30/21 - "Next pickup game we play we are splitting teams based on what vaccine you got. You captain Pfizer, I captain Moderna."
March 31, 2021 00:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! We're baaaaack and fully vaccinated baby! We had to take off last week as we were hit hard by that 2nd dose; so sorry not sorry! Hot soccer goss: Yo, what is up with that new Inter Milan logo? We have thoughts. Not cool moment of the week: The US misse...
3/16/21 - "Naglesmann and Haaland are in everyone's mouth these days. They should be a bundle package. Best 2-for-1 deal this upcoming Summer."
March 17, 2021 00:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! Hot soccer goss: just like the title, Naglesmann and Haaland are headlining the rumor mill. And some hot takes from Mark Clattenburg on penalty decisions 🤔 Not cool moment of the week: Angel Di Maria robbery. PSG star has €500,000 worth of jewelry and wa...
3/9/21 - "Bigger than soccer goss: This Royal Family tea!...I don't even know -- why are we doing this episode? Like das it, end it right there."
March 09, 2021 12:00 - 45 minutes - 31 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! ICYMI: Some wild hot Royal Family tea was spilled these past couple days. Andrea provides us a FULL recap for us. Stay calm, soccer content begins shortly after Hot soccer goss: Joan Laporta is elected president of FC Barcelona! This one grabbed all the ...
3/2/21 - "I might be Nostradamus -- I might be Hinge for your soccer teams! Like, I'll be able to match you with the club of your dreams."
March 02, 2021 11:00 - 41 minutes - 28.2 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! BREAKING! BarcaGate tops the headlines this week and the wankers dive in deep on this. Not cool moment of the week: Things took a turn at the US Soccer Annual Meeting Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtu...
2/23/21 - Couper Gunn (Sports Equality Foundation) x FKWs "We want to show people that not only is it possible to be queer and an athlete, but it's empowering to be both."
February 23, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 49.2 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect athletevia Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! Feature Guest: Couper Gunn, 20, is a captain of the men’s soccer team at Colby-Sawyer College and will be graduating in 2022 with a major in History and Political Studies and a minor in Education on track for a master’s in Education. He can be reach...
2/16/21 - Stat Sean x FKWs "I got you, I can break this down for you. I play Football Manager"
February 17, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.7 MBAndrea took a sub this week. Don't worry, she's not injured or anything. She went on holiday for turning 30. Big year, show her some love! We're joined by 89th minute super-sub, Stat Sean! He's back everyone. Tune in for his expert insight. He plays FM..he knows his shit 👍 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! We kick things off with hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, b...
2/9/21 - Rachel Breton x FKWs "My platform serves a purpose: give back. It goes beyond connecting a pass or scoring a goal on the pitch."
February 09, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! We are joined by Rachel Breton, retired pro now turned jack-of-all-trades! She offers a refreshing perspective on life as a professional athlete. We chat about her years as pro player, the high's and the low's. Followed by life after you hang up the boot...
2/2/21 - Jonas Worth (You Can Play Project) x FKWs "making sports spaces safer and more inclusive for the LGBTQ+ community."
February 02, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 54.4 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! We have an awesome guest for you guys this week: We are joined by Jonas Worth, from the You Can Play Project. You Can Play works to ensure the safety and inclusion for all who participate in sports, including LGBTQ+ athletes, coaches and fans. As per u...
1/26/21 - "Frank Lampard SACKED; Ex-PSG manger, Tuchel, tipped as his successor. Its as if all these top managers are playing a game of "Musical Chairs."
January 26, 2021 10:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! As per usual, we got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Transfer business is bleak but managerial shifts appear not to be. Where will Lampard go next?! 😭 Not cool moment of the week: Another soccer club in Newark gets busted for illega...
1/19/21 - "I was deep into FIFA21 on PS5 AND Messi slaps the shit out of someone -- What a weekend it was!!"
January 19, 2021 11:00 - 34 minutes - 23.4 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! As per usual, we got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. January transfer window rumor mill is stacking up. Which deals do we want to see go through? Not(?) cool moment of the week: Messi really said "I like ya cut G 👋 " to earn him his...
1/12/21 - "Coming to you live from a "Kum 'n' Go" gas station with the latest Soccer goss and news!.. Niall, go fetch me my chai latte!"
January 12, 2021 16:00 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MBHappy New Year, everyone! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! Co-host, Andrea, and Sound Engineer, Niall, are on the road again somewhere off Route 80 while Steven sits comfortably at his corporate office. 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week! As per usual, we got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. January tra...
12/17/20 - "We're bringing back our Christmas Cute Corner: Soccer Edition. Steven, did you get your PS5??"
December 18, 2020 15:00 - 45 minutes - 31 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! Christmas Cute Corner: Soccer Edition is back? We got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Player awards, managers sacked, and more! Not cool moment of the week: Pep ready to throws hands at the 4th official?! Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backya...
12/10/20 - Case Jernigan x FKWs "My friend told me my paper cutouts need to be moving. That was the catalyst."
December 11, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBHe’s an artist, and we were drawn to his work in animation and lightboxes, specifically regarding soccer. He’s worked with UEFA adidas, Chelsea FC, MLS just to name a few, welcome Case! We talk about his recent collaborative projects, and what makes him a soccer fan. Follow his work @wcjern and @off-foot We follow things up hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Case joined in on our degeneracy Not cool moment of the week: Racism in PSG v. Istanbul champions league match. Ver...
12/10/20 - Case Jernigan x FKWs "My friend told me my paper cutouts need to be moving. That was the catalyst."
December 11, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBHe’s an artist, and we were drawn to his work in animation and lightboxes, specifically regarding soccer. He’s worked with UEFA adidas, Chelsea FC, MLS just to name a few, welcome Case! We talk about his recent collaborative projects, and what makes him a soccer fan. Follow his work @wcjern and @off-foot We follow things up hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Case joined in on our degeneracy Not cool moment of the week: Racism in PSG v. Istanbul champions league match. Ver...
12/04/20 - "Football agents should hire us to do their PR; Pfizer and Moderna for their vaccine PR."
December 04, 2020 16:00 - 39 minutes - 27.2 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! We got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Managerial goss, market speculation (financial and soccer) and Sergio Ramos' career after soccer is in MMA? Not cool moment of the week: Cavani with a major blunder on social media. A real pendejo. Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1...
12/04/20 - "Football agents should hire us to do their PR; Pfizer and Moderna for their vaccine PR."
December 04, 2020 16:00 - 39 minutes - 27.2 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! We got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Managerial goss, market speculation (financial and soccer) and Sergio Ramos' career after soccer is in MMA? Not cool moment of the week: Cavani with a major blunder on social media. A real pendejo. Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1...
Thanksgiving Special x Emergency Pod! "We got super sad news but an announcement from Andrea to warm your hearts."
November 27, 2020 17:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! The passing of Diego Maradona shook the soccer world this week. We lost an icon all too human. Steven is super bummed about it like the rest, but Andrea and Niall have some major news that will bring you joy. And of course we got hot soccer chisme tea to warm you up. Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie...
11/11/20 - "Did you go Ctrl+C - Ctrl+V cuz that's what this episode is looking like to me.."
November 12, 2020 02:00 - 37 minutes - 25.6 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! Better late than never, amirite?! We're fully recovered from all the highs and lows of election anxiety. America, fuck yeah. Anyway, hot soccer chisme feels like a rerun episode from 2019. Doesn't look like much happened in the one week we were gone 🤷♂️. You decide! Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Seri...
10/28/20 - "This is an ASMR episode of Andrea having her morning breakfast cereal, and soccer smack talk. Enjoy!"
October 28, 2020 17:00 - 34 minutes - 23.8 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! Seasonal depression is stacking on top of our regular depression and we got just the remedy for that: hot soccer chisme tea to warm you up. Across the pond we got Premier League talk. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: Summer transfer window is closing this week. Should USMNT players in MLS seek a l...
10/21/20 - "Soccer was so bad for me this week, I had to log off my twitter -- I'd rather look at Political Twitter. That is a new low for you, Andrea."
October 21, 2020 16:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBThe Full Kit Wankers connect via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! We resume our regularly scheduled club soccer programming (International break is still dumb, except for World Cup qualifiers. You heard it here first). We kick things off with that hot chisme to wake up your soft palate. Premier League hit us early af this past Saturday with the Merseyside Derby, that ended in a 2-2 draw and an ACL injury. Tottenham lived up to their "Spursy" nickname. Andrea still hasn'...
10/14/20 - "CR7 got that Rona -- uh, yeah -- if Trump can survive it in 3 days he'll probably be running half marathons during his treatments. Rona is no match for his white blood cells."
October 14, 2020 17:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MBCo-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! We connect via Skype for a socially distant, full collab! We're coming at ya with a mini-sode this week because of International break (it's dumb except for South American World Cup Qualifiers). First and foremost, we hit you with the hot goss. That never takes a break. Some big news out of England with some radical league reform. CR7 got that rona and more... In our own backyard: MLS results from the weekend; Crazy scheduling conflict...
10/07/20 - "This past weekend was BANANAS -- most bizarre thing I've ever seen -- but was a lot of fun!"
October 07, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBCo-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! We connect via Skype for a socially distant, full collab! The transfer market is closed and we had some last minute deals (and no deals) to talk smack about. We talk about the last ditch bids from big clubs, while some others are still developing. oh and yet again, and more and more positive covid cases amongst staff and players. We close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week, split in two this week: a "not so serious...
09/30/20 - "I think the plasma in Zlatan's blood might be the Covid vaccine -- HE is the vaccine -- Holy shit, that might be it...anointed by God."
September 30, 2020 16:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBCo-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! Which means the last of the "Steven Episodes" before a full socially distant collab. Deadline day for transfers is nearing closer and closer. We talk about the last ditch bids from big clubs, while some others are still developing. oh, and more and more positive covid cases amongst players. We close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: Handball rule. Premier League was marred with a slew of penalty calls over the w...
09/23/20 - "Last week's episode was received with a lot of aplomb -- it was. Also this is Season 3, episode 1 of the pod because reasons."
September 23, 2020 16:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MBCo-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back on the road on their voyage back to the Big Apple. Steve connect via Skype to kickoff season 3 of the pod. We dive headfirst into the steaming pile transfer rumors this month. We're nearing the end of the Summer transfer window and have seen some obvious deals take place (#BaleIsBack), while some others are still developing. And we close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: Leyton Orient with 18 positive COVID results. Yik...
09/16/20 - "It's hard to put up content every week. Especially when you're Summer vibing in a pandemic. But here we are!"
September 16, 2020 17:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MBPremier league is back baby and so are we! So is La Liga and Ligue 1 if you're into that. Not to mention Bundesliga and Serie A on deck this coming weekend. We dive headfirst into the steaming pile transfer rumors this month. We got some wild ones that may or may not happen. Decide for yourself. And we close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: PSG-Marseille brawl! 5 red cards, fam. Week one of the premier league is in the books. Some spicy results, notably a 4-3 thrill...
07/31/20 - "Rumor Mill: Set it ABLAZE! Like this heatwave is doing to my body, like this sun did to my skin!"
July 31, 2020 08:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBThe Wankers are back at it again via Skype! Andrea has dubbed these latest episodes the "Steven episodes" as he has assumed full creative control for the Summer season. It's one for the archives. Straight faith -- you don't want to miss it! Andrea is out in the USA wilderness and made it to the West coast (best coast? Nah!) We start things off with the wild crazy transfer rumors and a razzle dazzle of hot goss. Top leagues in Europe have concluded their season, promotions/relegation battles ...
07/17/20 - "Rumor Mill is piling up. It's Summer. You know the vibes!"
July 17, 2020 22:00 - 37 minutes - 25.4 MBThe Wankers are back at it again via Skype! Expect this to be the trend this Summer while Andrea is out in the USA wilderness! We start things off with the wild crazy transfer rumors and a sprinkle of hot goss. Leagues around Europe are just about done, promotions/relegation battles are underway, Spurs won the North London Derby, This Summer pre(post?) season is almost over. On our side of the pond we got #MLSisBack Tournament steadily going, NWSL Challenge up going in to Knockout rounds. St...
07/09/20 - "#MLSisBack Tournament is the most boomer advertising I've ever seen"
July 09, 2020 16:00 - 19 minutes - 13.5 MBThe Wankers connect via skype to discuss Liverpool winning the league and how horrible the next 100 years are about to be for every other footy fan, as well as transfer rumors, the upcoming North London Derby, the #MLSisBack Tournament and the continuing NWSL tournament amidst the spread of COVID-19. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!
06/25/20 - "Blessings to phase 2 and Daddy Cuomo, we're back"
June 25, 2020 04:00 - 26 minutes - 18.1 MBThe Wankers are back and extremely out of the loop! Steven and Andrea catch up after nearly 4 months apart, and talk the #blacklivesmatter movement in footy (1:30), Ndombele's spat with Mourinho (10:00) , the MLS is Back tournament (18:53) and Woso stans absolutely sleuthing on the Orlando Pride rookies (make your venmo feed private y'all) (20:28). And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.
03/12/20 - "Klopp won't give a high five, but Danny Drinkwater is comfortable headbutting teammates"
March 12, 2020 04:00 - 27 minutes - 19.2 MBThe Wankers love to follow up an attempt at a presidential address that induces mass panic by really leaning into the panic. Coronavirus has gone from putting beloved games behind closed doors, to postponing Serie A and Arsenal games altogether. Players are air high fiving, and Llorente is sliding into oblivion. Steven and Andrea cover the coronavirus updates (1:46), the Champions League round of 16 (6:08), whatever's left of the Premier League season (11:12) and Bundesliga protests (12:54)....
03/12/20 - "Klopp won't give a high five, but Danny Drinkwater is comfortable headbutting teammates"
March 12, 2020 04:00 - 27 minutes - 19.2 MBThe Wankers love to follow up an attempt at a presidential address that induces mass panic by really leaning into the panic. Coronavirus has gone from putting beloved games behind closed doors, to postponing Serie A and Arsenal games altogether. Players are air high fiving, and Llorente is sliding into oblivion. Steven and Andrea cover the coronavirus updates (1:46), the Champions League round of 16 (6:08), whatever's left of the Premier League season (11:12) and Bundesliga protests (12:54)....
03/05/20 - "Spurs lost, but at least I have Lauren and Cameron"
March 05, 2020 05:00 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MBCoronavirus is everywhere, including footy. Steven and Andrea talk their regular chisme, despite Super Tuesday results (2:30), dive into FA cup controversies (9:30) and Liverpool's first string of 3 losses since Brendon Rogers. Between El Clasico (15:55), and the German Cup quarterfinals, this past weekend wasn't lacking entertainment, the Wankers also cover the MLS opening weekend (22:25) and the new NWSL commissioner appointment, Lisa Baird (25:55). Remember to enter our giveaway on Instag...
03/05/20 - "Spurs lost, but at least I have Lauren and Cameron"
March 05, 2020 05:00 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MBCoronavirus is everywhere, including footy. Steven and Andrea talk their regular chisme, despite Super Tuesday results (2:30), dive into FA cup controversies (9:30) and Liverpool's first string of 3 losses since Brendon Rogers. Between El Clasico (15:55), and the German Cup quarterfinals, this past weekend wasn't lacking entertainment, the Wankers also cover the MLS opening weekend (22:25) and the new NWSL commissioner appointment, Lisa Baird (25:55). Remember to enter our giveaway on Instag...