Latest Funny advice Podcast Episodes
Hey Bro!, Don't Touch Me!
Here's What The Fuck You're Gonna Do - May 17, 2022 17:00 - 26 minutesThis episode touches on unwanted touches and sexual battery.
Why Do Siblings Have to Be a Pain in The Ass?
Here's What The Fuck You're Gonna Do - October 28, 2021 19:09 - 22 minutesThis episode touches on issues with siblings and offer insight on how to potentially view the issue while possibly offering you a solution. In this episode I talk about why siblings can be challenging and my own personal solution for dealing with the issue. Disclaimer: I am not a licensed he...
EP. 57 - If You Love Your Boats, Let 'Em Go
Save Your Bacon - September 20, 2021 05:03 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsTo own a boat is the sea-lover's dream. To release a boat into the wild is the boat's dream. It may hurt at first. It may feel like a rabbit kicked you in the face. But you need to let the boat be it's own... boat. Farewell Sharkproof! To infinity and beyond and also this meeting. TALKING POINTS...
EP. 56 - DIY Will's Holes
Save Your Bacon - May 17, 2021 19:09 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsHoles. Man, where do I start? Good for Will? Check. Good for trapping rats? Yup. Good for exclaiming to police officers when you're about to enter their town and rob a bank? It'd be against the law to not do that. Shoot why holes seem to so incredible Shia Labeouf made a whole movie about them! ...
EP. 55 - Alpha Wolf Pack Leader of Vitamin City
Save Your Bacon - May 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsGrab your Bean Supreme and let us all collectively scream into our iPhones about how we desperately need a red ball or shower onions! The power is in your folks! Today's episode really teaches you how to take control of your life and also how to re-create a very nostalgic piece of a Nickelodeon ...
EP. 54 - God-Like Beastloaf
Save Your Bacon - May 03, 2021 08:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsDISCLAIMER** Please never do eye exercises while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. People always talk about "don't drink and drive" and "don't text and drive". Not enough people mention how hard it is to drive when you're physically forcing exercise upon your eyes. Also, guys, lemme tell ya....
EP. 53 - Steel-Shoed Shoes
Save Your Bacon - April 26, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsHave you ever been magnetically pulled into a building at great speeds because you forgot you built it out of complete metal years ago? Ever thought about putting hot pockets ON a bigger pizza? You're so in the right place. TALKING POINTS: Walking Up Walls Practice Holding Babies My Bad Stal...
EP. 52 - The Episode Where We Cause a Catastophe in Utah
Save Your Bacon - March 22, 2021 08:00 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsGuys. I promise we'll eventually learn to turn the audio in our headphones down to get rid of that sweet juicy echo. But, until then, try to guess some laws that really shouldn't exist. Except for one, in the title, that kind of exists everywhere and really isn't creative at all. I mean AT ALL. ...
EP. 51 - Bacon Bits: Legal Advice Compilation #1
Save Your Bacon - January 04, 2021 20:18 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsWill is in North Carolina this week, so here’s a compilation of legal advice style questions we’ve had over previous episodes! In case it’s not clear, it’s definitely not real legal advice so please don’t walk through airports naked or think you can get away with murder. Both are very bad. Pleas...
EP. 50 - 1st Ever SYB Award Show
Save Your Bacon - December 31, 2020 09:00 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsJoin us anybody and everybody in celebrating the two year anniversary of Save Your Bacon this New Year's Eve with some goofy awards, some genuine love, and some final questions to wrap up the year! TALKING POINTS: Ned Nog The SYB Award Show What To Do With All of Your Saved Bacon Could You ...
EP. 49 - Glizzness School of Cocaine Bears
Save Your Bacon - December 29, 2020 20:06 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsDid... Did Will just let Zane tell that dirty dishes question? All, sad news folks. I don't think a Glitzy Bear is a real thing. But, hey, prove me wrong. Hey, can I eat this fire stopping foam? TALKING POINTS: Sun Sized Human Keep Hair or Go Bald Is Fire Extinguisher Foam Edible Can Bears ...
EP. 48 - Mistlefeet
Save Your Bacon - December 25, 2020 20:15 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsMERRY CHRIS MASSEY TIME YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMANS (yes, it's true, a joke we made before MBMBaM)! It's a holiday time which means it's a holiday episode full of questions, stories, and shoutouts! TALKING POINTS: Chris Massey Time Ned Nog Mistlefeet Real-Life Mario Storytime Simulator --- Sen...
EP. 47 - The Moose Boose
Save Your Bacon - December 21, 2020 08:30 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsGuys this one is weird. Will is a narcissist, Zane still believes in Santa, and Moose does NOT belong in house. That's it. That's the whole episode. No middle stuff, no nothin'. Enjoy a very different spice thrown in at the end of the year before the Christmas episode. Also, thank you again Devon...
EP. 47 - The One Where They're Narcissists
Save Your Bacon - December 21, 2020 08:30 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsGuys this one is weird. Will is a narcissist, Zane still believes in Santa, and Moose does NOT belong in house. That's it. That's the whole episode. No middle stuff, no nothin'. Enjoy a very different spice thrown in at the end of the year before the Christmas episode. Also, thank you again Devo...
EP. 46 - Ned Bigby Breaks the Podcast
Save Your Bacon - December 15, 2020 01:13 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsWelp. Devon Werkheiser (Ned Bigby) gives such good advice that the podcast is over. That's how it works, right? Also, like for real, what is oatmeal? And why TALKING POINTS: Ned Nog #1 What Is Oatmeal Pipe Cleaners Deluxe Edition Heavens to Etsy #3 Sleeping on your arms My Animatronic Sno...
EP. 45 - Snoozooka
Save Your Bacon - December 10, 2020 08:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsThe ultimate heist to build a snowman out of fake snow has been put into motion. After all, all of the real snow now only falls one day of the year. Welp, off to get my underwear washed again. Yes, chef! TALKING POINTS: Jingle Bell Rock The Big Annual Snowfall The Grand Snoozooka Heist My O...
EP. 44 - Heavens to Etsy
Save Your Bacon - December 07, 2020 08:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsTis’ official the season where Chris Massey gets even Chris Massiver! Merry cherries all you tubulor catz! It’s time to grow some beans, make your loaves of milk, and spend eternity talking to your cat. TALKING POINTS: Domesticasted Leprechauns Loaf of Milk Heavens to Etsy #1 Eternal Cat E...
EP. 43 - Level 5 Cake Bakery
Save Your Bacon - November 16, 2020 08:18 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsOh, who am I? I'm just your average Joe who popped a high-quality circuit board into the oven and now I run the most successful cake shop on the east coast. It's that easy! However, if you bite into one of my cakes and start to sweat from the chili sauce, that's NOT ILLEGAL. That was my food. Yo...
EP. 42 - The Kombucha Fraud
Save Your Bacon - November 09, 2020 10:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsToday, we light our turkeys on the doorstep in honor of part 2 of the trilogy that is "The Three Real Holidays". Will comes clean as a fraud and Zane comes clean as believing literally all of the world of evolution happened within 300 years. Why horse have hair? --- Send in a voice message: h...
EP. 41 - A Spooky Bacon Halloween
Save Your Bacon - October 31, 2020 08:43 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsHappy Pumpkin Month everybody! An special early Halloween party is being thrown at the Bacon household today! Come join in for lots of amazing pumpkin names, bad movies, and spooky ghost stories made by us and computers! Talking Points: Goin' Ghost Homecoming Pumpking and Queen ActYourHeart...
EP. 40 - Cirque de Top Golf
Save Your Bacon - October 05, 2020 09:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsPumpkin Month has officially arrived! May this episode feed you well, drop you off at your proper destination, and help you get to know your neighbors! We invented a subscription for life where the benefit of paying for life is literally what you're experiencing real-time currently. Talking Poi...
EP. 39 - The Sundial of Step-count
Save Your Bacon - September 21, 2020 09:00 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsIt's dangerous to go the journey of life alone! Here! Take these convenient tips along to guide you on your quest! Don't convince your kids that Santa is a vending machine, always remember that "that'd" never means "that it", and don't get cocky when approaching shade with your sundial of step-c...
EP. 38 - One More Time, For The GPSs
Save Your Bacon - September 14, 2020 09:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsHave you ever wondered why Zane always repeats the middle stuff "for the GPSs"? Finally! The truth comes forward! He spills the beans! Will, on the other hand, spills the beans on what makes a chameleon a bad chameleon. TALKING POINTS: Sounding Smart on Dates Eating in the Parking Lot Cabbag...
EP. 37 - Cloven Gumholes
Save Your Bacon - August 17, 2020 09:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsMint ice cream is the perfect mix between satisfying the need to eat AND the need to brush your teeth. If you really need to get naked in a hotel room just to show the buildings of the city that you too do not need clothes sometimes, just please at least make sure you’re on a floor that’s super ...
EP. 36 - Seedless City Boy
Save Your Bacon - July 27, 2020 09:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsI swear, I stayed up all night. Nothing. I fall asleep for 2 hours, and my friends swear the moon landed and lept back into the air again! It's rather interesting how we established that the moon causes all natural disasters, and yet our arms cause tornados. How long have grapes had seeds in the...
EP. 35 - Russell Crowe's Rainbow Juice
Save Your Bacon - July 20, 2020 09:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsIt must've been the crows gnawing at Zane's mic cord early on causing all those dang audio spikes. Have you ever wished there was an excuse to curl in a trash can? Maybe you're looking for the nearest Bison Lover Anonymous convention to give 'em a special gift! Either way, we've so got your back...
EP. 34 - Sisterhood of the Very Fast Jeans
Save Your Bacon - July 06, 2020 06:30 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsAre you sprinting down the streets in your jeans with pocket full of free ham? Are you down to the base-level of your toilet paper tower! Need to wake up that lazy folk in a coma? We can help you out! Sponsored by Fast Jeans™ Talking Points: Small Bones Appreciating Cardboard Fast Jeans Toi...
EP. 33 - Hoco 2020: Come for the Steak, Stay for the Shake
Save Your Bacon - June 29, 2020 09:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsWe're coming to you live from our car as we leave Golden Corral! Thanks for tuning in as you carpool to HoCo this year! Will finally uncovers the truth behind why teachers created parent/teacher conferences. Zane explains how to get rid of somebody who keeps asking if they can model for you when...
EP. 32 - Trampoline Bean Dream
Save Your Bacon - June 22, 2020 09:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsZane’s dying computer gives his microphone skipping problems as he rants about the alternate universe vampire girl of dreams. Will reminds us all of that one kid who would pretend to go to the bathroom, but they really just sat on the air hose that was keeping the entire school inflated. Will is...
EP. 31 - Pocket Full of Fortunes
Save Your Bacon - May 18, 2020 10:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsZane brings up his childhood fear that someone was always behind him selling Jell-O that he always missed out on. Will uncovers the true motives behind the man who set out to change the world for good through fortune cookies. Is this Hot n' Cold guy a superhero, or are they having a stroke? Tune...
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