Save Your Bacon
59 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsA comedic advice podcast where Will Palumbo and Zane Shaw truly think they're helping out someone besides themselves. Every Monday, they bring you comedic advice (not real advice, ya know), stories, and delicious bits that make you feel everything in life finally led you up to this very moment for a reason. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support
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EP. 57 - If You Love Your Boats, Let 'Em Go
September 20, 2021 05:03 - 56 minutes - 52.7 MBTo own a boat is the sea-lover's dream. To release a boat into the wild is the boat's dream. It may hurt at first. It may feel like a rabbit kicked you in the face. But you need to let the boat be it's own... boat. Farewell Sharkproof! To infinity and beyond and also this meeting. TALKING POINTS: Rabbit Kicks Flea Circuses Mom's New Pager Million Dollar Purchase --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcast...
EP. 56 - DIY Will's Holes
May 17, 2021 19:09 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBHoles. Man, where do I start? Good for Will? Check. Good for trapping rats? Yup. Good for exclaiming to police officers when you're about to enter their town and rob a bank? It'd be against the law to not do that. Shoot why holes seem to so incredible Shia Labeouf made a whole movie about them! TALKING POINTS: Shipt Exclamations No Mask, No Smiles Human Mouse Trap 100 Mile Garage Sale --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support t...
EP. 55 - Alpha Wolf Pack Leader of Vitamin City
May 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBGrab your Bean Supreme and let us all collectively scream into our iPhones about how we desperately need a red ball or shower onions! The power is in your folks! Today's episode really teaches you how to take control of your life and also how to re-create a very nostalgic piece of a Nickelodeon obstacle course. TALKING POINTS: Benefits of Coffee Tricking the FBI into free stuff Cardboard Aggro Crag Tarot Card Breakup --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sho...
EP. 54 - God-Like Beastloaf
May 03, 2021 08:00 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBDISCLAIMER** Please never do eye exercises while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. People always talk about "don't drink and drive" and "don't text and drive". Not enough people mention how hard it is to drive when you're physically forcing exercise upon your eyes. Also, guys, lemme tell ya. You've never SEEN a meatloaf like the Beastloaf. The Grinch would look at his Roast Beast and think to himself "wow, I really pulled the short straw here, huh?" TALKING POINTS: Beastloaf Eye Exerc...
EP. 53 - Steel-Shoed Shoes
April 26, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBHave you ever been magnetically pulled into a building at great speeds because you forgot you built it out of complete metal years ago? Ever thought about putting hot pockets ON a bigger pizza? You're so in the right place. TALKING POINTS: Walking Up Walls Practice Holding Babies My Bad Stalker New Pizza Topping --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support
EP. 52 - The Episode Where We Cause a Catastophe in Utah
March 22, 2021 08:00 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBGuys. I promise we'll eventually learn to turn the audio in our headphones down to get rid of that sweet juicy echo. But, until then, try to guess some laws that really shouldn't exist. Except for one, in the title, that kind of exists everywhere and really isn't creative at all. I mean AT ALL. Come on, Utah. TALKING POINTS: Awful Laws #1 Carving an A in the moon Do's and Don'ts of starting a podcast Heavens to Etsy Sleeping Sitting Upright Cheap proposal suggestions --- Send in a ...
EP. 51 - Bacon Bits: Legal Advice Compilation #1
January 04, 2021 20:18 - 38 minutes - 36 MBWill is in North Carolina this week, so here’s a compilation of legal advice style questions we’ve had over previous episodes! In case it’s not clear, it’s definitely not real legal advice so please don’t walk through airports naked or think you can get away with murder. Both are very bad. Please don’t do either of them. Just listen and laugh. TALKING POINTS: Trespassed from Jail (EP. 3) Wedding Jailers (EP. 5) Driver’s Test w/ XBOX Controller (EP. 5) No Clothes, No Problem (EP. 23) Fr...
EP. 50 - 1st Ever SYB Award Show
December 31, 2020 09:00 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBJoin us anybody and everybody in celebrating the two year anniversary of Save Your Bacon this New Year's Eve with some goofy awards, some genuine love, and some final questions to wrap up the year! TALKING POINTS: Ned Nog The SYB Award Show What To Do With All of Your Saved Bacon Could You Hate Someone Who Adores You? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/s...
EP. 49 - Glizzness School of Cocaine Bears
December 29, 2020 20:06 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBDid... Did Will just let Zane tell that dirty dishes question? All, sad news folks. I don't think a Glitzy Bear is a real thing. But, hey, prove me wrong. Hey, can I eat this fire stopping foam? TALKING POINTS: Sun Sized Human Keep Hair or Go Bald Is Fire Extinguisher Foam Edible Can Bears Overdose on Cocaine --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support
EP. 48 - Mistlefeet
December 25, 2020 20:15 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBMERRY CHRIS MASSEY TIME YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMANS (yes, it's true, a joke we made before MBMBaM)! It's a holiday time which means it's a holiday episode full of questions, stories, and shoutouts! TALKING POINTS: Chris Massey Time Ned Nog Mistlefeet Real-Life Mario Storytime Simulator --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support
EP. 47 - The One Where They're Narcissists
December 21, 2020 08:30 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBGuys this one is weird. Will is a narcissist, Zane still believes in Santa, and Moose does NOT belong in house. That's it. That's the whole episode. No middle stuff, no nothin'. Enjoy a very different spice thrown in at the end of the year before the Christmas episode. Also, thank you again Devon Werkheiser for the beautiful advice. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support
EP. 47 - The Moose Boose
December 21, 2020 08:30 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBGuys this one is weird. Will is a narcissist, Zane still believes in Santa, and Moose does NOT belong in house. That's it. That's the whole episode. No middle stuff, no nothin'. Enjoy a very different spice thrown in at the end of the year before the Christmas episode. Also, thank you again Devon Werkheiser for the beautiful advice. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyo...
EP. 46 - Ned Bigby Breaks the Podcast
December 15, 2020 01:13 - 57 minutes - 53 MBWelp. Devon Werkheiser (Ned Bigby) gives such good advice that the podcast is over. That's how it works, right? Also, like for real, what is oatmeal? And why TALKING POINTS: Ned Nog #1 What Is Oatmeal Pipe Cleaners Deluxe Edition Heavens to Etsy #3 Sleeping on your arms My Animatronic Snowman Nightlight --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support
EP. 45 - Snoozooka
December 10, 2020 08:00 - 54 minutes - 50.7 MBThe ultimate heist to build a snowman out of fake snow has been put into motion. After all, all of the real snow now only falls one day of the year. Welp, off to get my underwear washed again. Yes, chef! TALKING POINTS: Jingle Bell Rock The Big Annual Snowfall The Grand Snoozooka Heist My Only Clean Pair of Underwear Forced to Donate to Charity Heavens to Etsy #2 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https:/...
EP. 44 - Heavens to Etsy
December 07, 2020 08:00 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBTis’ official the season where Chris Massey gets even Chris Massiver! Merry cherries all you tubulor catz! It’s time to grow some beans, make your loaves of milk, and spend eternity talking to your cat. TALKING POINTS: Domesticasted Leprechauns Loaf of Milk Heavens to Etsy #1 Eternal Cat Elevator Jumprope --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support
EP. 43 - Level 5 Cake Bakery
November 16, 2020 08:18 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBOh, who am I? I'm just your average Joe who popped a high-quality circuit board into the oven and now I run the most successful cake shop on the east coast. It's that easy! However, if you bite into one of my cakes and start to sweat from the chili sauce, that's NOT ILLEGAL. That was my food. You didn't have to eat it. That's on you. TALKING POINTS: Zane on Rizzle Upgraded Cake Baking Booby Trapping Food Simulation Storytime --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com...
EP. 42 - The Kombucha Fraud
November 09, 2020 10:00 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MBToday, we light our turkeys on the doorstep in honor of part 2 of the trilogy that is "The Three Real Holidays". Will comes clean as a fraud and Zane comes clean as believing literally all of the world of evolution happened within 300 years. Why horse have hair? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support
EP. 41 - A Spooky Bacon Halloween
October 31, 2020 08:43 - 53 minutes - 61.1 MBHappy Pumpkin Month everybody! An special early Halloween party is being thrown at the Bacon household today! Come join in for lots of amazing pumpkin names, bad movies, and spooky ghost stories made by us and computers! Talking Points: Goin' Ghost Homecoming Pumpking and Queen ActYourHeartOut (Pumpkin Month Edition) Simulation Storytime --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod...
EP. 40 - Cirque de Top Golf
October 05, 2020 09:00 - 52 minutes - 48.8 MBPumpkin Month has officially arrived! May this episode feed you well, drop you off at your proper destination, and help you get to know your neighbors! We invented a subscription for life where the benefit of paying for life is literally what you're experiencing real-time currently. Talking Points: Cirque de Top Golf 9ft Wide Spider Scary Wall Words Going Ghost: Food Shrine Life Premium Costumes That'll Make You Web --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sh...
EP. 39 - The Sundial of Step-count
September 21, 2020 09:00 - 54 minutes - 50.5 MBIt's dangerous to go the journey of life alone! Here! Take these convenient tips along to guide you on your quest! Don't convince your kids that Santa is a vending machine, always remember that "that'd" never means "that it", and don't get cocky when approaching shade with your sundial of step-count. Hold on, wait... Is that... Is that Tay Zonday? Talking Points: Bad Contractions Bad Magic Sundial Gumball Santa All of The Purposes of Flour Send in Questions: saveyourbaconpodcast@gmail....
EP. 38 - One More Time, For The GPSs
September 14, 2020 09:00 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBHave you ever wondered why Zane always repeats the middle stuff "for the GPSs"? Finally! The truth comes forward! He spills the beans! Will, on the other hand, spills the beans on what makes a chameleon a bad chameleon. TALKING POINTS: Sounding Smart on Dates Eating in the Parking Lot Cabbage Prank Bad Chameleons Send in Questions: [email protected] Listen to the podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon Support Us: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- Send in a...
EP. 37 - Cloven Gumholes
August 17, 2020 09:00 - 50 minutes - 46.9 MBMint ice cream is the perfect mix between satisfying the need to eat AND the need to brush your teeth. If you really need to get naked in a hotel room just to show the buildings of the city that you too do not need clothes sometimes, just please at least make sure you’re on a floor that’s super high up. Never bring a hatchet to a knife fight. TALKING POINTS: Zane’s Teeth Will’s Gumholes My Cat Door The Hatchet Story Being Naked in Hotel Rooms Send in Questions: saveyourbaconpodcast@gm...
EP. 36 - Seedless City Boy
July 27, 2020 09:00 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBI swear, I stayed up all night. Nothing. I fall asleep for 2 hours, and my friends swear the moon landed and lept back into the air again! It's rather interesting how we established that the moon causes all natural disasters, and yet our arms cause tornados. How long have grapes had seeds in them!? TALKING POINTS: Sparkling Water Tornado Arms Moon Landings and Jumpings Teachers on Social Media Seedless Watermelon --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/s...
EP. 35 - Russell Crowe's Rainbow Juice
July 20, 2020 09:00 - 50 minutes - 46.9 MBIt must've been the crows gnawing at Zane's mic cord early on causing all those dang audio spikes. Have you ever wished there was an excuse to curl in a trash can? Maybe you're looking for the nearest Bison Lover Anonymous convention to give 'em a special gift! Either way, we've so got your back! TALKING POINTS: The Airpod's Hidden Talent The Truth Behind The Hit Song "Be Happy" The Legality of Bartering With Crows The Puzzle That Is Creating Creative Questions Squirrel Trash Envy A M...
EP. 34 - Sisterhood of the Very Fast Jeans
July 06, 2020 06:30 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MBAre you sprinting down the streets in your jeans with pocket full of free ham? Are you down to the base-level of your toilet paper tower! Need to wake up that lazy folk in a coma? We can help you out! Sponsored by Fast Jeans™ Talking Points: Small Bones Appreciating Cardboard Fast Jeans Toilet Paper Tower Smelling Salts & Coma Boy Free Hamples --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify....
EP. 33 - Hoco 2020: Come for the Steak, Stay for the Shake
June 29, 2020 09:00 - 46 minutes - 43.4 MBWe're coming to you live from our car as we leave Golden Corral! Thanks for tuning in as you carpool to HoCo this year! Will finally uncovers the truth behind why teachers created parent/teacher conferences. Zane explains how to get rid of somebody who keeps asking if they can model for you whenever you need a model. Look! A Robot! Remember, Steak 'n Shake after the dance! We'll be there! Come for the steak; stay for the shake! Talking Points: 5:25 - Fist-Sized Flies Leasing Your House 13...
EP. 32 - Trampoline Bean Dream
June 22, 2020 09:00 - 50 minutes - 46.7 MBZane’s dying computer gives his microphone skipping problems as he rants about the alternate universe vampire girl of dreams. Will reminds us all of that one kid who would pretend to go to the bathroom, but they really just sat on the air hose that was keeping the entire school inflated. Will is very upset he didn’t make a butt plug joke this episode and I thought you should know that. Talking Points: 3:50 - Trapped on the Trampoline 12:45 - Zane’s Vampire Girl Alternate Universe Dream 2...
EP. 31 - Pocket Full of Fortunes
May 18, 2020 10:00 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MBZane brings up his childhood fear that someone was always behind him selling Jell-O that he always missed out on. Will uncovers the true motives behind the man who set out to change the world for good through fortune cookies. Is this Hot n' Cold guy a superhero, or are they having a stroke? Tune in for all of the answers! Talking Points: 2:35 - Fortune Cookie Vigilante 13:50 - Zoom PowerPoints 21:30 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #2 27:05 - Sketchy Car Meet Risk/Reward (sent in by H&A Podcas...
EP. 30 - Fists on the Pounding on the Ground
May 11, 2020 10:00 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBOur wine selection for the evening consists of notes of Will's mic popping as he explains what makes a kid "essential". That wine pairs nicely with Zane describing how Morty's nut milk must be a crime of passion. Talking Points: 5:28 - Essential Children 14:42 - Nut Milk 24:54 - Cocoa Power 32:40 - Hawkful of Honey SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS: E-Mail: [email protected] SUPPORT THIS PODCAST: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- Send in a voice message: https://podc...
EP. 29 - New Bjork City
March 09, 2020 10:00 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MBIs Will's voice deeper? Zane defines the difference between sniffing and snorting. Will explains how bad crime really has to be before you skip using the bathroom. Talking Points: 4:00 - When to Fight & When to Pee 14:45 - Freezer Cat 20:50 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #1 30:52 - Get Rid of Annoying Classmates 39:10 - Smell Something As Good As You Can SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS: E-Mail: [email protected] SUPPORT THIS PODCAST: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- Se...
EP. 28 - Mac n' Jesus
December 31, 2019 09:13 - 37 minutes - 34 MBJesus once said, these lips can probably more than just talking’ right? In this episode, discover the wonderful rollercoaster of a vampire watching you get nakey in your very own greenhouse office! 6:09 - Jesus, Friend of Kissers 11:15 - Naked Office Space 22:57 - Just Some Horse Jokes 29:20 - Dusting Is For Suckers, Mom --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/...
EP. 27 - Tom Hanks Pizzaz Levels
November 18, 2019 10:31 - 39 minutes - 35.8 MBIf you’re looking in the mirror, you better make sure your working hard to become more like Tom Hanks. If you’re falling into a mirror, then congraduations! You’ve made it, son! You’re in the robot! 7:46 - Get in the Robot 15:20 - Be The Best Bassist 25:14 - Tom Hanks Pizzaz Levels 32:32 - Grand Grad Finale --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support
EP. 26 - I'm The Hair Scientist
November 11, 2019 10:47 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBLet’s take a trip to the past when candles were made by literally mashing objects together. Now, let’s take a glimpse at a beautiful future where stairs are a thing of the past and it’s all about ramps. 1:31 - You, Me, and the Noise Maker 6:59 - Extreme Candling 13:26 - Dying Your Hair The Same Color 28:47 - Indoor Roofs 36:38 - Sweet Release --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/...
EP. 25 - The Great Perkins Cracker Cannon
September 09, 2019 10:00 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MBToday kids, we're gonna learn how to go about properly delivering someone their hella magnum crackers, and how you're making a grave mistake if you even consider drinking Dasani. 1:22 - Eagles or Beagles 10:34 - Cracker Cannon 21:48 - Flavorless Water 31:38 - Can I Dislike Beyonce? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support
EP. 24 - I Am Jake, Call No Further
July 15, 2019 10:00 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBWelcome to "Cleavers and Torches" everybody! Will becomes the infamous inventor of the new hangup line "Call No Further", and Zane uncovers that is the cloning process Disney goes through with all of their actors. Walt Disney got a biiiiiig cold head. 1:40 - Snacking After Brushing 12:56 - The Invention of “Call No Further” 21:25 - It’s Me Or The Sundae 29:53 - Mooning The Entire World At Once 40:17 - Going Ghost: Cleavers And Torches 46:33 - Disney Has A Clone Of Everybody --- Send in a ...
EP. 23 - How Do You Use An Oven?
July 08, 2019 10:00 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBZane tries to find the perks to applying to a new job while he's got "bad ghost" slapped on his resume, and Will discovers the shocking number of human beings who have watched Youtube tutorials on how to turn on an oven! Did you know there's a quick and easy way to turn a mall into your new apartment? 2:50 - No Clothes, No Security 8:21 - Bring Cereal Back To Life 13:50 - The World Doesn’t Get Ovens 26:26 - Great Guy, Bad Ghost 41:28 - Sell Your Lifestyle --- Send in a voice message: http...
EP. 22 - Will You Be My Road Mom?
June 24, 2019 08:07 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MBWill lets Zane know why calling your wife "the wife" is kind of the worst thing, and Zane talks about why Europe is far superior than an hour on the moon with the South. If you fail at passing cars on the road, just give them a good ole' thumbs up. 2:41 - The Wife And My Socks 10:36 - An Hour On The Moon With the South 17:49 - Untie Slow Girlfriend 25:43 - Going Ghost: Sleeping Downstairs 37:46 - Be My Road Mom 44:38 - Beating Someone Half to Death Twice NOTE: Zane had to attend a wedding a...
EP. 21 - Indoor Kick Magic
June 10, 2019 06:08 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBZane explains how many Rubik's cubes worth of chips are in a bag of Panera chips, and Will explains why a house stops being a house when it's on fire. 0:53 - Can You Be In A Burning Building? 8:06 - My Warrior Child Excuse 14:06 - Our Heart Pumps Magnets 22:40 - Going Ghost: Ghost Fly 30:16 - From Potato Chips To Tesla 42:11 - Ubering Coast to Coast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.c...
EP. 20 - HolidayInn Xtreme
June 03, 2019 14:29 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBWill explains the best way to quietly hire us to mess with your co-worker, and Zane helps a 16-year-old business mogul create the mall of the future! You wanna swim in the hot tub? I mean... you can try. 0:35 - The Shelf Conundrum 9:39 - Hacking Alex Trebek 17:25 - The SYB Garauntee 23:23 - The Floridian Soul Sucker 32:48 - Pantasy Sports 42:01 - Swimming At A Hotel --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://pod...
EP. 19 - Will and Zane Overheat
May 27, 2019 10:00 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBZane pretty much finds a way to make every question’s situation an uncomfortable one, and Will dedicates his life now to understanding the mystery behind ghost stories! Guys, we spent 50 minutes waiting for Will’s computer to turn back on! 3:34 - Kissing Forever Sucks 9:59 - Will Resets 15:16 - Spa For Frogs 22:19 - Dr. Lumbo and Zanariah 31:26 - Teleporting Cat 37:29 - The Blindest Date 41:47 - The Bane of Cracking Backs 49:02 - Good Quality Lava --- Send in a voice message: https://podc...
EP. 18 - Father John's Holy Pies
May 14, 2019 16:02 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MBWill talks straight science for a minute about the sun people and how they throw garbage at us, and Zane pitches his idea for a baby gladiator prison! Confess your sins for a slice! 2:56 - My Boss Gives Me A Haircut 9:17 - Sun Garbage Society 17:31 - Baby Gladiator Prison 30:21 - Ghost Job Listings 38:31 - Wake Up, You’re Dead Inside 45:53 - Shaq and Father John --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcast...
EP. 17 - From Forest Kid to Metrosexual Mountain Man
May 06, 2019 10:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBZane has a revelation about a man who claims to have witnessed every single day go to heaven, and Will reminisces in spooning watermelons daily. 2:32 - The Chips Mystery 10:07 - If You Fail, I Don’t Get Drunk 14:34 - Garden Revenge 20:48 - Thick Striped Shirt 33:17 - All Pizza Goes To Heaven 42:46 - Being More Granola --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support
EP. 16 - The Funner Raiser!
April 22, 2019 10:00 - 46 minutes - 42.8 MBGather round in the Cool Cats Jazz Club filled with music so sharp it cuts Will's audio in half for pieces of the podcast! Will finds out how helpful chainmail armor can help chefs, and Zane explains how rough squatters really have it! Pay me, I’m Geoffery, and I gotta beat those greedy kind-hearted bozos. 2:17 - What’s Shakin’ 11:03 - You’re Doing Grate 21:06 - The Cop Long-Con 26:19 - The Eternal Squatter 34:06 - Sweet Prince Sixteen 40:19 - Give To Geoffrey --- Send in a voice message:...
EP. 15 - Boost Your Juice
April 08, 2019 10:00 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MBZane describes why a hamster would thrive within the suburban lifestyle, and Will skips school but not because he’s Static Shock or anything. Did you know that Bill Gates’ is just a prank master? 1:45 - My Battery Fridge 8:12 - Stonepeckers 14:34 - Bill Gates’ Greatest Prank 22:31 - How ATMs Are Born 34:11 - My Neighbor, The Hamster 41:16 - Static Shock Skips School --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://pod...
EP. 14 - Knock On Opossum
April 01, 2019 10:00 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBWill talks about the understandable times you can't take off a pair of socks and choose to wear them a second time during the day, and Zane ponders the concept of humans having to keep their toilets on leashes! Hey, Zane has had a stupidly busy week and didn't edit this episode at all so get ready for 50 straight minutes of no touch-ups! 1:22 - Chili-O's 7:29 - My Son Is A Mannequin 13:58 - A Hard Bidet's Work 24:12 - Sleepsocking 32:44 - Knock On Opossum 43:32 - Shape of Toilet --- Send ...
EP. 13 - Turtle Boy's Tax Evasion
March 25, 2019 10:00 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MBZane explains how to make everything in the world smell like vanilla, and Will reveals the final the master secret behind what makes Stan the smartest man in the world. Ever just wanted to hike and never see your kids again and do no tax things ever again and be a yeti? 1:49 - Breast of Friends 11:42 - That Mint Boy 19:33 - First Time Swearing 30:14 - Vanilla Suds 36:35 - My Dad, The Yeti Tax Evader 44:10 - Breast of Friends Part 2 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.c...
EP. 12 - OptiBus Prime
March 18, 2019 10:00 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBWill fills your joy-hole with the odd knowledge of showering after baths, and Zane lays out the basics of how to tell if your professor is doing cocaine every day. Did you know that everywhere in the world thinks it’s weird how much the USA love peanut butter? 4:29 - Karaoke Night 11:29 - The Love Child of Ant-Man, Danny Devito, and Optimus Prime 18:43 - Filling Your Shower Joy-Hole 27:22 - The ‘Roos Ruse 33:35 - Professing Kindness, Not Love 40:14 - Spoiler Revenge 45:32 - Does My Teacher D...
EP. 11 - Moon Daddy
March 11, 2019 10:00 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBZane gives you the perfect tip on how to turn your hair into a Venus fly trap, and Will argues why he deserves a free murder through his “grape analogy”. Did you know that yawning is really a minor case of the Black Plague? 2:02 - Meat Lovers Anonymous 6:24 - What Are Buildings So Torn Up About? 10:03 - Blueberry Girl 20:24 - The Beige Plague 26:43 - Free Complimentary Murder 33:12 - The Hair For All Your Manager Needs 39:22 - Reverse Werewolfing --- Send in a voice message: https://podca...
EP. 10 - Hanny "The Rock" Montanny
March 04, 2019 11:00 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MBWill accidentally released the extinct Sabertooth Tiger back into society, and Zane reminisces about the marvelous struggle the dog "Ole' Faithful" went through to create the geyser he floats atop: Ole' Faithful. 1:19 - Fate of the Rampaging San Andreas Skyscraper 9:34 - All Hunter's Net Traps Hunt In Packs 15:21 - Bring Back Larger Chickens 19:38 - Will Sets His House On Fire 28:39 - Arrested For Being A Bad Actor 33:03 - The True Story Behind Ole' Faithful --- Send in a voice message: h...
EP. 9 - Chicatsky’s 50 Hour Energy
February 25, 2019 11:00 - 53 minutes - 49.5 MBZane realizes how awkward it would be if a man in his mid-30s was competing against the kids in Willy Wonka for his chocolate factory, and Will talks about how disappointed his dad was in him for throwing up after drinking too many 5 hour energies. Do you even slightly know how terrifying a duck with teeth is? 00:34 - The Ants and the Bees 02:52 - Bill Wonka 09:28 - How To Train Your Duck 15:26 - Celebrity Crushes and Chicatsky 27:10 - Laying Down Means An Open Mouth 38:06 - Having a Stomach...