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18: Julian the Microwave

SALAD - October 19, 2021 11:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
Julian is a microwave now.   The Science: Whole Brain Emulation: A Roadmap (2008) Mind Uploading (Wikipedia)  

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17: Whoppers

SALAD - July 30, 2021 11:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
It was evening now, but the night sky had been swallowed by abyssal darkness. The parking lot was almost completely empty. Abandoned, they thought, though they quickly banished this from their minds. The air felt thick. Unnatural.  They stood in silence, blinking, as dread flooded into their v...

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16: The Number of Things is Six

SALAD - May 05, 2021 11:30 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
Good value, that poem.  

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SKELETONS

SALAD - October 16, 2020 05:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
Ever wonder what happened to Brad and Julian after they grappling hooked onto that helicopter in episode 9? No? Well, too bad. Behold! The smoldering wreckage of Chicago, or at least Brad's house.   Julian's arboreal prison. Two skeletons.  A crow. Clubhouse rules. SALAD rises from t...

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14: Youth Culture (w/ Jo Hoch, Tanner Goldberg)

SALAD - April 05, 2020 16:22 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
After six full months of vacation off the grid, Brad returns to Dubai and discovers that things have changed at the Burj Khalifa.  Meet June Goliath, CEO of MunchGoodCorp.Gov, and her assistant/enforcer Nico. They understand youth culture.     SALAD is an improvised semi-narrative podcas...

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13: Cursed ASCII Art

SALAD - September 30, 2019 03:44 - 17 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
6 months after heartbreak (?) in Portgual, Brad returns to Dubai, but before he even sets foot in the Burj, something is wrong. Maybe it's an IT issue. Maybe. Also - Juuling - Jeweling - Julian

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12: Saudade (w/ Brittany Grace)

SALAD - September 17, 2019 17:13 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
A six month vacation begins. Serendipity in Azores.  Ah, saudade. 

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11: Pack Up (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)

SALAD - July 23, 2019 10:00 - 23 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
This episode picks up right where "10: Unpack" left off. Everyone has gotten sick together. Together. You're embarrassing me, and I'm embarrassed. This is embarrassing for everyone. Everything will be embarrassing for forever. For all of us. ...except Devin. Devin's so freakin' cool. I love Devin.

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10: Unpack (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)

SALAD - July 15, 2019 11:00 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
[REDACTED]'s COOL DIET 2.0 IS NOW HIRING Hey! Are you a social media rock star or an IT ninja? Are you young as hell? Please send a resume and cover letter and/or head on over to the United Arab Emirates, then make your way up to floor 99 at the Burj Khalifa and introduce yourself to the C...

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9: Rattttttt Tale

SALAD - July 05, 2019 17:27 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
Julian does a bad job with his mouth and brain. And he's a top skimmer. HOOKS...for crochet. HOOKED...on drugs. HOOKS...grappling.   -- SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad Garoon with Julian Freed-Brown

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8: Where the Liquid Meets the Sand

SALAD - April 24, 2019 16:06 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
Are you an ant queen or an elephant king? Are you a tsunami? Find out. Take the shot. Julian's Cool Diet v. 2.01 (Patch Notes) - Bugs - Bug fixes - Removed several bugs

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7: Heikegani

SALAD - March 18, 2019 09:00 - 23 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
Heike warriors who were killed at the Battle of Dano-no-ura are reincarnated are crabs.

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6: Bootstraps

SALAD - March 04, 2019 13:00 - 20 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
Welcome back to New York City. In this city, you write your own story. Make your own sody pop. Beat up your own dad. Date your own self. But this movement is too big for one city. This is a revolution...in evolution. Welcome to Vitruvia, population: us.

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5: Tears of a Clone

SALAD - January 28, 2019 07:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
3% is more than you think. Cyrano, Don, and everyone’s favorite thane: together at last. Welcome to the old country. SALAD is an improvised podcast by BRAD GAROON and JULIAN FREED-BROWN Edited by BRAD GAROON Additional Music by KAI ENGEL

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4: The Single and the Noise

SALAD - September 24, 2018 23:41 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
After an unexplained hiatus, Brad and Julian reclaim the podcast throne by threatening Nate Silver, explaining spaghetti, and handing you the keys to a castle called Self-Love. It's your very own castle, and you deserve it. Julian employs his unique and violent teaching style to inflict knowled...

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3: Ivories

SALAD - August 08, 2018 06:02 - 19 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
Wild dogs roam the lobby of the Bellagio as the golden man plays a nocturne in the key of attempted murder. Witness the horrifying birth of a beautiful friendship. Recorded in Chicago, 2014. Maybe 2013? SALAD is Brad Garoon & Julian Freed-Brown If you like the show, please subscribe & rate us o...

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2: Trash Psychology

SALAD - July 28, 2018 02:24 - 19 minutes ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
Get that garbage out of your house and into the middle of the street. Discover a lucrative hobby by writing the saddest words. Next time: the origin story of the world's best friends. Recorded in Chicago/NYC, 2015.

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1: The Beach Body

SALAD - July 24, 2018 22:20 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 9 ratings
Welcome to SALAD. On this episode, Julian explains that life is a beach, and if you want that body looking right, you're gonna need some SALAD. Also, Brad admits a terrible secret. Can Julian help? Maybe!

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