[REDACTED]'s COOL DIET 2.0 IS NOW HIRING

Hey! Are you a social media rock star or an IT ninja?

Are you young as hell?

Please send a resume and cover letter and/or head on over to the United Arab Emirates, then make your way up to floor 99 at the Burj Khalifa and introduce yourself to the CEO.

If you want to kiss him, go for it! He didn't read the fine print in his CEO contract, so he can't stop you! Experience with Python/C++ and SEO front-ends is a real plus.

You should be in peak physical and mental health and able to defend yourself from knives and everything else.

Proficiency with software is a plus, but not required. 

 

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featuring GAVIN MORGAN as Gavin

JO HOCH as Jo

 

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